>>217265672
I hate Deadpool.

I never got pegged but I had a girl finger my butt once

Quick hide the dildo and spit the dick out of your mouth, dad's home

>>217265709
I let my wife do this because I'm always shoving my thumb up her bum when I take her from behind. Didn't care for it.

>>217265709
I had a girl rim my asshole once and jerk me off at the same time, but I felt bad for her the whole time since it's pretty hairy down there.

>>217266230
I went through a stage of shaving my hole area in hopes of rimjobs

>oh no something is going in the hole I shit turds out of every day

>>217265672
I had a cute Thai hooker with amazing tits who wanted to peg me so bad. I had to turn her down. Last time I let a hooker stick things up my ass, I ended up with blood in my stool.

>>217265683
This. It's a Boomer-X core movie, inb4 they blame LGBTBBQ+×÷= on gen-y and gen-z. See >>217265790
>>217266541
Shit comes out, not in. You got sugar in your tank.

>>217266577
don't knock it till you try it faggot

>>217266623
No thanks. I'm not a gay gay faggot.

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>>217266693
You're not gay, you're hopelessy celebate.

>>217266230
Is that why they call you Forrest Rump?

Why does it always feel like you’re going to do a poopie when you know you’re not?