Creepy Smiles EditionPrevious >>217265197Spam Guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
For me it's Angela
>>217274686>want to play a game?
Watch Lowlifes
>>217274686Boss Smiley from the Prez comics.>Prez Rickard, the first teenage President of the United States
>>217271868check the archivesome anon posted a gofile link last month and it's still up
For me it’s Harper
>>217274686
>>217275433No anime
>>217275484You're a phoneposting brown faggot. Don't tell me what to do
>>217275510You’re a desktop posting anime posting faggot. Don’t post here.
>>217275484Junji Ito season 3: Crimson, in production now
>>217274835Her and her slutty friend seemed like cool girls. I felt bad for them.
>he watches anime
>>217275667>IMG_3058.jpgoh it's the spammer
>>217275718It isn’t him.
>>217275119Basically this guy
>>217275809We did it Reddit!
>>217275119There’s a movie with a similar plot. I haven’t seen it yet but I’m going to soon.https://youtu.be/gbwkZnNWUPo
>>217274686The Amazon logo isn’t just a smile but an erect penis
>>217274686Holy shit, I thought the discord logo was a controller. Never saw the face
>>217275576What kind of “person” watches these?
I swear I remember a movie about a killer TV that vomited slime on people and ate them with tentacles coming out of the screen, but I can't find any record of anything like that ever existing. Closest thing I can find is TerrorVision and I know that's not it.
>>217276041>autists>schizos>manchilds>soiboys>soilennials>whites
>His package only needed about two cents postageLOL!
>kinki regionAre nips just unable to write endings no matter the medium? Holy shit. I had more or less figured out the twist and all but damn was the ending a letdown.
>>217276256Sounds cool though, interested in what it is.Half the time it's an anthology episode.
>Wolf man was 2025wtf
>>217276497I already memoryholed it lel
>>217276451ooooooooii
>>217276451To be fair, most horror films of any origin faceplant at the end.
>>217276497I remember the trailer for it spoiling all the good scenes.
>>217276497I did not watch Wolf Man.
>>217276385Third world
>>217276497What's the significance of that?
>>217276672It doesn't feel recent. Maybe it's because Garner did another much more successful horror movie in the same year
I'm 70% sure I saw this mess when I was like 4 or 5 years oldEither this or a similar movie with a woman’s body in the washing machine that gave me nightmares for weeks
Why did Japs stop making horror kino?
>>217276698Feels very recent. I thought you were talking about the Benicio del Toro one.
>>217276797They didn't.
>>217276797It's a puzzle to me, they really gave up after the 2000s. I think it just wasn't as popular and everything became anime inspired comedy/fantasy stuff. Or maybe they couldn't think of any idea apart from long haired-ghost girl.One Cut of the Dead is very clever, but it's more a comedy than a horror.Just recently they've started pumping out some more though.
>>217276841I really enjoyed this, Cloud, and the newest Senritsu Kaiki flick
>>217276497Gandy should have been the witch but instead she's just a generic bystander character who reacts to the plot
>>217276926Is that the Senritsu with the red woman covered in blood? It's funny because they used the same filming location for One Cut of the Dead.
Half an hour inI dislike the mother
>>217277215Movie is old.
>>217277215100 bucks said a simp made this
>>217277413>>217277440Samefag
>>217277536S E X
>>217277569Indeed
>>217277569pit horror
>>217277215some of the movies in the franchise are pretty watchableI always thought everything went to shit after the first 2
>>217277569>>217277627Why are her rear delt shoulder joints jutting out like that? odd feature i've never seen before. must be able to dislocate her shoulder on command like those circus folks.
>>217277706The only freak here is you
>>217277569sexooooo>>217277706looks normal to me, she's just got her arms forward>>217277725that ain't him, he can write 3 full sentences.
>>217276797there's also a Ju-On tv series that was well recieved, think it was on netflix. I've seen all the rest of them so I may as well commit to it.
>>217277788She is kinda post-wall today
>>217277788>>217277569Mogged
>>217277788>Rebecca HallHell yeah, checked. Short-haired brunettes with sexy pits will be the death of me
>>217277933Simping will be the death of you, yeah.
>>217277842not sending my favorite horse to the glue factory just yet, looking great for her age anyway.she has a new horror film coming up maybe 2026 - Onslaught. it's by Adam Wingard who did BW 2016 and You're Next.these kinds of films are normally the ones to watch for. very typical "I'll do your big budget cgi shitfest, if you let me do an original film afterwards"
>>217277850Away with you, cuck.
Closest we got to 5'11 cosmic pit horror was Alien 1979
>>217277980No cuck. No cuck. You're the cuck.
>>217277991The fact that they removed her visible bush frame-by-frame still gets me…
>>217278039when?
>>217277976Did she do the buccal fat removal? Sure, I will look forward to the movie. Lemme check the casting first.
>>217278051#releasethebushcut
>>217277991That’s a man.
>>217277991That is not a woman.
>>217278335
>>217276584>Get out!! In 2025, I walked Julia Garner up on stage! Who the fuck are you?!! A monster respects the horror that serves the foundation of death!
>>217278402kek
>>217277933*kills you*
>IMG_0218.jpg>>217278402Lmao
I watched Braindead for the first time today. Great movie, horror comedies are great when aren't just using horror as a set piece instead of actually trying to be unnerving or scary.
>>217278160>>217278335Giallo Inspector Gadget is androgynous
>>217278566I don't really like seeing so many innocent women get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over.
>>217278611Why couldn’t she button up her coat?
>>217278645Desperate to show off some skin
>>217278681But doesn’t she have a boyfriend or husband that gives her all the love and attention she needs?
>>217278716It isn’t enough. Actresses and women in general only marry cause the wall forces them to settle down. If the wall didnt exist, they would be happily single for life.
Caveat was great. Really disappointed that nobody in these threads ever recs or mentions it. You guys are dumb bitches.
>>217278744First thread, I take it?
>>217278744That's been constantly recommended. Now get your ass ready for Hokum, release date May 1.
>>217278744This thread loves to derail by constantly bringing up old shitty movies no one cares about. Half this thread is Amityville Part 2, a film from the 80s and Lifeforce was last general. There are a group of old losers in here stuck in the 80’s and won’t let other movies be discussed and they are very unintelligent.
>>217278839Spammer from the spam guide. Hiding comment and replies in 3..2..
>>217278808Not first thread. It is just more modern movies get drowned out on purpose by old movies. Instead of constantly discussing gems from the 90s and 2000s and 2010s, we constantly discuss movies from 80’s which tell you all you need to know about the users here.
>>217274686Are you hyped for Evil Dead Burn?
>>217278911Woke? Last movie was mad woke, why would I be interested in this one?
>Oddity is a 2024 Irish horror film written and directed by Damian McCarthy. It follows a blind medium and curio shopkeeper who is still grieving the death of her twin sister a year prior when a wooden golem from her collection becomes crucial to her quest to uncover the truth about her sister's murder.Muh Trauma
>>217278883No one wants to discuss Tubi originals, or whatever slop you decide to spam the thread with (including but not limited to: '80s and Italian slop).Leave now and never come back.
>>217278996How do you think horror hidden gems and underrated movies are discovered you dumb fuck?By people watching them recommending them. You’re just mad whenever 80’s garbage isn’t shitting up the whole thread.
>>217278911insanely hype.
>>217279064This post is right. I don’t post here, just a lurker but not only do the “80s fags” shit up the general, they shit up the /tv/ catalog too. Just wanted to say this.
>>217279064>>217279109Tubi and giallos aren't hidden gems, and you're a cringe brown samefag spammer who has no life. Glad to have helped.
>>217278966Trauma slop
>>217279147Giallos are definitely hidden gems outside of the mainstream.
>>217279170Nta but they're definitely bottom of the barrel and are hyped up because they're foreign. Overrated genre if you can even call it that. It's just slasher slop.
>>217279216It is not slasher slop at all. I wouldn’t even call giallo slop at all after diving into it. It is definitely underrated. Any top 50 giallo mogs the entire FF13 excluding 1-3 and NoES series.
>>217279260Garbage for dumb coomer 'jeets to spam, which is why I gave it up after the first one I saw. It's not underrated, implying it's actually good. No normal person watches that shit.
>Trauma slop
>>217279320So you saw one? Lol ok. So you don’t know anything. Nice. These are the people who post here. Grim. Keep watching mainstreamslop.
>>217279358Nice contradiction, dopey. Try reading what you typed before hitting submit. This is the type of drooling idiot who spams in these threads.
>>217278911No in fact sadly I anticipate it's going to be unpleasant and just be a repeat of Rise
Nta but giallos are fairly well known as Italian slasher slop virtually everywhere, especially a horror general.
>>217279320> which is why I gave it up after the first one I saw. Speaks about a genre where he has only seen one film. Welcome to the internet in 2026. Where every low iq person has an and opinion and internet connection. I remember when the internet was reserved for upper middle and above people with a high iq but now every low iq subhuman has an internet connection.
>he did the thingkek
>>217279460Nah, he's right. Worthless genre. All you need to see is one flick. Actually, just watch American slashers which are much better like Friday the 13th (1980) featuring Kevin Bacon, father of Sosie Bacon who stars in Smile.
Imagine crying this much over a goomba facsimile. Well, when all you do all day is sit around and goon, your brain cells probably are few.
>>217279502> All you need to see is one flickThat’s exactly what people think when all they have seen are the most popular ones which overshadow other good but not as flashy ones.
Copium thy name is pissman.Now back to talking about real horror kino.
>>217279539If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich so you can sit around all day and goon or do whatever?
>>217279539Sitting around all day doing nothing is a luxury in 2026, bro. Millions and billions of people wish they could do this. People here watch multiple movies a day too.
>>217279639Giallos are kino.
Why are we going so low and using the word slop
>>217279389Thought the same. There is no horror I am hyped to see in the current era. Thanksgiving 2 and They Follow, I guess.
>>217280017Return to Silent Hill is keeping me going.Thanksgiving 2, Roth should add some proper nudity but honestly Carver is a decent slasher villain and I hope they just go Michael Myers with him instead of Scream.They Follow... idk, seems like a film that does not need a sequel.
>>217280095Not a Silent Hill fan. Also I agree about an It Follows sequel. Wasn't really big into the first one, but I liked Under the Silver Lake from him.
Well, when all you do all day is sit around and watch horror movies, your brain cells probably are few.
horror video games are more effective at instilling dread than horror movies
>>217280210It Follows sequel will 100% have a woke cast.
>>217278966>Muh Slasherz>Muh KillsI can do that too
>>217280377You failed the iq test. They are not the same.
>>217280391It literally is the same exact shit.>2026>Still shilling IQ
>>217278966I didn't like Oddity nearly as much as Caveat. It felt a bit smug.>ooh look everyone, look at how high-concept and unusual my horror movies are, are you impressed?fucking paddy piece of SHIT
>>217280545kek. idk if I'd call it high concept. It just didn't fit together as nicely as caveat. it felt like 3 horror short ideas melted together, which it possibly was.he should make an anthology horror just himself instead and go ham on the jumpscares.
Carnival of Souls or Seconds?
>>217280751I've only seen the former, so Carnival.
>>217280751Carnival of Souls is browkino so that.
Is hostingby.design, formerly seedbx.io down for anyone else? I can't connect to my sneedbox
>>217280269No video game has ever scared me. Tons of things in movies have, though.
>>217281114What's even supposed to be scary on the Wii?
>>217281114You ever play F.E.A.R. or Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl?
>>217281157Yes.
>>217281142Lack of games.
>>217281201
>>217281142The outdated graphics?
>>217281277Outdated like 80’s horror
>>217281644Begone iPhonejeet
>t. iPhonejeet
>Leaving D.C. was 14 years ago
>>217282092Scream was 30 years ago
>>217275119Wasn't that specifically from the version of Prez from the Sandman comics?The original was pretty straightforward about an 18 running for president after the age to run was lowered. It only lasted a few issues in the 70s.
>>217282215The 80’s was 50 years ago
>>217274686I never realized the discord logo had a smile
so primate was shitshould've known from those cheesy "horrified audience reactions" marketing clips.
>>217282351It doesn’t. It just looks like it.
>>217282299>tfw born in 80s and had to checkDon't make me do math anon, I could only do that one because it ended in 6There has to be a horror where failure to do math is what gets you killed. That's millions of panic dreams going untapped otherwise
>>217282368>tfw born in 80s
>>217278335She probably released that shower video on purpose because of this, so keep saying it.>>217281142Nintendo said in the 1998 senate hearings they would never release this game, then released this game for Switch.
>>217283129I thought I attached image
>>217283129Who is she even?
>>217283329lurk moargooglefilenamestop being gay
>>217283151press x to rape
>>217283329Caitlin Clark, the basketball player anon posted.
>>217283420>>217283371Yeah ty. I dont watch nba.
>>217283420Damn, she is only 23? Looks 30+
>>217283522>30+>>217274686
>>217283544One of the best creatures of the week, complete with fairytale
>>217283573Kek
>>217280751Both good, can't go wrong, both are about the atmosphere but Seconds has a surgery screen early on that's from a real surgery so let that affect your decision if you want
Just put on Veronika, Spanish horror
>>217283739They actually casted a 16 year old for this unlike American movies.
>>217276495>Half the time it's an anthology episode.It feels like there's tons of short lived anthology shows full of weird shit that are all but forgotten. There was a thread awhile back about Perversions of Science and I had completely blanked on that one even though I watched it when it was airing on HBO.
>>217283975Yeah the other day I was trying to remember one and found it, Night Visions. Couldn't remember that name at all but no doubt I watched a ton of it. Had no idea who Henry Rollins was at the time either.If you have 20m I recommend the first one of these (there's 2 per episode), 00s kino.https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jiv9c
This Veronica movie is okay so far. Could be scarier.
>>217275119Made this pic the other day, but good to know a similar thing already existed.
>>217284230The story A View Through the Window is adapted from is really good too. I have it in a collection of sci-fi shorts somewhere.
>>217285538Oh it's an adaption, not surprising because I think it had an unusually great ending.
New Adams Family joint coming soon (no, not that Addams Family)>When a young woman faces a deadly diagnosis, she seeks dark magic from a witch in the woods - but every cure has costs
>>217285742Getting good reviews, but the whole "me mum's got cancer!" routine makes me think that actually, it will suck.
>>217285742>>217285784might bother so long as it delivers proper witch horror
>>217276769>similar movie with a woman’s body in the washing machine that gave me nightmares for weeksProbably My Bloody Valentine (original) though the washing machine death was censored in the original release to hell and back like most kills of the movie but now it's restored on new releases
Just finished Veronica. Not bad. What’s next?
Who can kill a child?
>>217286202Anyone. That shit is easy.
> A couple of English tourists arrive on an island where all the children have gone crazy and are murdering the adults.
>>217286227>>>>217286242Cope
>>217286242Adults btfo
Are Bone Temple spoilers out yet?
>>217286408Not interested
>defeats vampires>defeats werewolves>defeats martians>defeats frankensteinsel santo even beat a demigorgonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOZnlf7O8Cg
>>217286408well here's something>In December that same year, it was announced that Sony was officially moving forward with the third film following the early responses to The Bone Temple, with Murphy in talks to reprise his role as Jim and Garland confirmed to write the film.
>>217285684It's called Window by Bob Leman. The broad strokes and ending are the same but some of the details are different enough to make it interesting even if you've seen that episode. Like how some crackpot intentionally opened the rift fucking around with ESP and other weird stuff. I think Bill Pullman's character has a better motivation too. The guy in the story is just nostalgiafagging for simpler days.
>>217278911What a terrible fucking title
I get so angry whenever I hear a woman speak
>>217286242Imagine taking a vacation on an island and only children are there. Spooky.
>>217286124Sister Death and Venus
>>217286700Tomorrow
>>217286700Fyi. psaTin and Tina is better than Veronica
>>217286242Do they worship He Who Walks Behind the Rows?
>>217286789If you’re talking about Children of the Corn then yeah the children in Gatlin do worship “He Who Walks Behind the Rows.”
I wonder which came first. Children of the Corn or Who Can Kill a Child
>>217287185The later came before.
I watched Thesis last night and Veronica today, I couldn’t even recognize the main actress from Thesis playing the mother in Veronica.
>>217287231What?
>>217287233She really didn’t age well
>>217282359good to hear an honest review, I was suspicious. I'm just gonna wait for the streaming date I think.
>>217286547What would your alternative be
>>217283975>Perversions of Science Never heard of this - do you have a favourite episode?
Was hoping the roastie wife dies
>>217287506His bitch wife roastie character is really annoying. Are all middle aged roasties like this? Do they all want open boarders?
>>217287295Remember anon. It's one of the few films with practical effects. If it does well at the box office we might get to see more real mammal kino.I want to see another killer boar. Or kangaroo. Perhaps a deadly hippo.
Just finished Who Can Kill a Child?That stupid simp cop at the end. Good movie though. I recommend it.
>>217286844How did they manage to make so many movies out of a 50 page novel?
>>217287861It's fucking hilarious that Children of the Corn out of all things has that many sequels. I guess it was just high concept VHS store fodder
>>217283726>Both goodok nta I'm gonna watch Seconds
>>217287875>>217287861Better than NoES. Now thats slop.
Just put on Prowl. On Tubi.
>>217278911Smiley face killer cult
>>217287552hmmm fair point.28 Years Later looked so unique that despite thinking the sequel is gonna suck, makes me want to see it in theater
Watch Slumber Party Massacre (2021)
>>217288301>slowly replacing all the white girls with latinasthis is basically all Burgerland films now. nudity status though?
>>217288325lmao nobody gets naked in movies anymore, barely even get bare feet anymore because these nepo baby shit actresses wont show feet
>>217288301Hell no, I tried and the first 20 minutes were awful, but I should've expect that from a 'modern re-imagining" of an 80s original.>>217288325Watch the 1982 original. Loads of nudity.
>>217288336There's more nudity in television and film than there has ever been.
>>217288336all the nudity contrasting with the feminist angles was the whole reason the first one was unique. it was like Starship Troopers.>>217288388I just read a comment that said they replaced all female nudity with male nudity kek. this shit is not sustainable.
>>217288415Nah that ain't true.When nudity happens it tends to be more hardcore or sex scene focused now, but there's less male focused nudity. i.e. hot chicks getting their tits out because it's fun to see. too misogynist for men to be catered to of course.
Just finished. Nifty little political supernatural thriller, one of those weirdo hybrid movies that thrived in the 70s like The Visitor or God Told Me To, that I guess we're trying to ride the coattails of The Omen. This one has a senator whose son is dying of leukemia and a party clown who magical cures him and does all kinds of other inexplicable shit that makes the senator's wife fall in love with him. David Hemmings is the senator, and all that there really is to this is implication, the wizard guy doing shit that makes him suspicious seeming but that aren't any answers and it's just a mood piece. I don't even think anyone dies. Fun if you like this kind of thing.
>>217289140Same as God Told Me To, this seems like it was written for David Bowie to star in but they couldn't get him.
Seconds was kino. I'd pick Carnival of Souls over it, but still, keeps evolving.
Just finished. Rewatch of a favorite because I recommended it to a friend. I love the poster, it's so haphazard, just like the movie. There's no possessions or exorcisms in the movie at all, it's about a guy who runs an insane asylum shaped like a castle and keeps loonies in cages in a dungeon with a guillotine in it. People get killed by something and the cops start poking around and generally the movie makes no sense, which is what I like about it. There's a "monster" roaming around that's just red hoses getting shaken around at the camera. The castles supposed to be in the middle of the desert, but a nurse tries escaping and gets chased through a forest by the mister into a log cabin. Very very 70s and low budgets, one of those movies written by the lead actor who was some nobody. Favorite moment was some patient wakes up screaming and finds a rotting corpse in her bed, and we never see that patient again or find out whose corpse it was. Same director as Voodoo Heartbeat which made even less sense.
