FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF SAM RAIMI
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
>>217277261she's so fucking walled it's like looking at a mummy
sex with old hag Rachel McAdams
>>217277261Send ICE, they'll take of her
>>217277398I'm all for young pussy, but she's still hot.film looks like garbage tho.
>>217277261>wyte girl smell bad
>>217277261>NOOOOO I'M STUCK IN A DESERTED ISLAND WITH AUTISTIC SMELLY MILFY RACHEL MCADDAMS GOD NOOO DON'T FORCE ME TO SMELL YOUR ASSHOLE AND PUSSY NOOOOO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>217277261>What if White Man... bad?Sam Raimi is a genius.
>both characters are white >/tv/ still complains
>>217278693>RACHEL MCADDAMS>MILFdamn, I felt like mean girls was yesterday.
>>217278784She's almost 50
>>217278741>blatantly "man bad woman good" propagandanoooo you must love our slop
>>217278813Based on the trailer she seems like a psycho.
>>217278736https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Raimi
>>217278784She was already like 26 in Mean Girls.
Here is how I think it plays out>they get on the island>turns out she loves being on the island>power dynamics shift where she is the alpha and her boss is the beta>mix in some Misery shit where she breaks his legs or something and maybe even rapes him>end scene they see a rescue boat in the distance>the plane they were on had a flare gun or something so the guy tries to crawl to it>she does not want to leave the island because she prefers that life and it makes her feel more alive and she belongs there and not in the office>they fight each other and 1 of three things happens>A. He kills her, launches the flare, when they ask if there are any other survivors, he says no, movie ends with him being forever changed from the frat boy he was before.>B. He shoots out the flare but doesn't kill her only incapacitates her and leaves. Same as above only he leaves her on the island to be by herself.C. He shoots out the flare but doesn't kill her only incapacitates her and they both leave and return to work and have to have this awkward coexistence knowing what happened on that island and how crazy she was.If I was a betting man I would say B sounds the most plausible but C would be interesting.
>>217277261Why is movie marketing so awful? The marketing should make it look like a depressing workplace drama. You should not see ANYTHING about the plane crash or being stranded on an island in the promotional material. It ruins it
Raimibros… what’s our cope?
>>217279230>people shouldn't be aware of the major hook of the movieNo one would see the movie retard if you sold it like a boring office show.
>>217279232Isn't this guy married can't his wife tell him that looks ridiculous?
>>217278824Females in leads as anti-heroes is still females in leading roles.Women aren’t compelling actors because it’s not different from real life. They aren’t actually acting as much as they are merely living because women’s lives are an act. We are watching women live.This is fine when they’re 14. This is boring when they’re 24.I want to see Men vs Nature.
>>217279149Would be most interesting if he retired from his office job and she became a stay at home mom and they ran a local Cabana in the Bahamas after getting married and realizing a little change in scenery and pace was all they needed to become more than friends.
>>217277398>white bitch on deserted island looks walled after 48 hours of no makeupYeah no shit nigger
>guy is a giant whiny bitch>girl is bear grylls mixed with conanshant be watching
So y'all niggas turning on Sam Raimi now? Didn't you like Evil Dead?Did he insult president kid fucker or something?
>movie tries to convince me that rachel mcadams is some frumpy office femcelso this is science fiction?
>>217280222Trump is a retard. That doesn't change the fact that the movie looks boring and cliche.
>>217280222I'm a fan of Raimi, but that doesn't mean I won't call out his BS.
>>217280222>y’all niggasWhy are troons so obsessed with pretending to be niggers?
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>>217279294The rating shows there is bloody violence, if it was presented as a workplace drama the speculation would be how it goes from that to bloody violence. Then when audiences in theater see the plane crash they'd say "whoooaaa, a a plane crash". Audiences won't whoa to this
>>217280799>The rating shows there is bloody violenceAre you retarded enough to think your average normie gives a fuck about ratings? This movie most likely gets to the island part within 15 minutes so the over whelming majority is what happens there which the trailer sets you up to ask as well. This is fine
>>217277261Lewdness report please
>>217277261I like that Maxe Runner dude. Love & Monsters was kino and he's an asshole to stalker fans. Why is he in hardly anything tho
