ANON CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE SEX

>>217278805
>"I NEED TO SUCK AND FUCK BUT HOW?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovDJJqmDmvY

>>217278817
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this mess…

https://youtu.be/R57uh_cyBdQ?si=oyi2oPFFi3uwuVVM

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>and this time it's personal

>>217278817
>youve got to know when to feed her
>know when to seed her

>Rob Schneider stars as....

Somehow, Hitler returned

*that joke they show in every trailer*

>>217278909
I can't believe Himmler was working for Hitler all this time...

>>217278909
>h-he's right behind me isn't he?

NEVER IN THE WOLRD THEY IMAGINED THAT

AW HELL NAW

>>217278909
6 million, Adolf. Every one of them made a difference. People all across this country are safer because of what you did.

>>217278909
>*Gets hit in the balls*
AUCH RIGHT IN THE RHINELAND

>>217278909
>in a World... War II

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>>217279222
IN A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>217279222
UUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

A BIG GUY

*fart sound*

IN A WORLD

FOR YOU

The slow agonizing death of movies began with don lafontaines death
https://youtu.be/7QPMvj_xejg?=siUQw5Lm1WoHGUTr

>>217278786
>a middle aged man is walking down the street, wearing a nice suit and sporting a Rolex(tm) watch, he’s talking loudly on the phone
>”I DON’T CARE IF THEY ONLY HAVE FIVE SHEKELES TO THEIR NAME AND ARE DYING OF ASS CANCER, CHARGE THEM 50’000 SHEKELS OR TAKE THEM TO COURT!”
>(This Summer)
>A man in a hood walks up behind the CEO, the CEO sees him in the corner of his eye and whips around “OY VEY YOUR’ER TOO CLOSE! REMEMBER TO SOCIAL DISTANCE CHUD!”
>(Comes a Story of Epic SIZE)
>The hooded man pulls out a silenced Glock 2662(tm) with bump stock and white skinned dildo attached, the CEO cry’s out in horror “OY VEY, THIS LITERALLY LIKE THE TIME A ISRAELI SAID I WASN’T A REAL JEW!”
>The man empty’s his magazine of 45.666 AJP hollow points into the CEO’s head. After a moment the man pulls down his his hood to revel a man played by Tom Holland “aw man I forgot to say my catchphrase again, I’m always doing that.
>Oops I did again by Britney Spears starts playing as the title is revealed
>LUGI: A American Epic
>Cuts to a scene where Bam Margera witnesses this scene from across the street “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
>Only in cinemas

>>217278909
>AND HE'S GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS

>>217280146
>Cuts to a green meadow full of flowers, Kevin Hart walks through the waist high grass (which on account of his size come up to his chest). He takes a flower and smells it
>All of a sudden a ear shattering holler breaks the peace as the increasing loud noise of machinery gets closer, Kevin Hart turns around and his eyes bulge as he sees Kevin Spacey approaching on the Buck Breaker 9000
>”GET YOUR PITCH BLACK ASS BACK HERE BOY!”
>Get Free by The Vines starts playing
>THIS SUMMER
>”AW HELL NAW!”
>COMES A NEW SAGA IN THE AMERICAN EPIC
>Hart runs as Spacey gets closer
>NOW MORE THAN EVER
>”AW LARWD MASSA DON’T DO IT”
>Cuts to Fran Drescher screaming “GET HIM SPECIAL K!”
>Featuring an all star cast
>Cuts to Simu Lu “I’ll have what he’s having”
>By the legendary director Tariq Nasneed
>Cuts back to Kevin Hart getting viciously raped by Spacey’s contraption as he laughs, the song changes to Lakini’s Juice by Live
>BUCK BREAKING 2: 2 BUCK 2 BREAK
>cuts to Kevin Nash “based on a true story”
>Coming this December

>>217278860
when does this even really happen tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIeTw7dX8bE

>>217278909
>Dont mess…
>cuts to images of Kielbasa farmers staring into the sky as Jericho Trumpets blaze
>… with his Danzig
>panzers rolling past dead horses and broken lances

>*"C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"plays*
>Hitler is seen riding down south breach in a convertible while wearing a luau shirt and sunglasses as everyone stops and stares

>>217279222

>FROM THE CREATORS OF 'UR'

>>217280308
>>217280146
Newfags deserve a rope

>>217280700
Can’t a guy post his shitty copy pastas?

>>217278860
>>>217278817
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this mess…

*fade to black*

ICE: "I'm going to have to ask you to stop, and get out of the SUV!, Ma'am"

https://youtu.be/RQMXMFiWu5I?list=RDRQMXMFiWu5I

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>>217278805
>walking on sunshine, WOOOOOAAAHHH!!!!

>From the producers who watched Shrek

>>217278973
>>217278909
>Main villain is named Hitler
>Henchman right hand guy is named Himmler
Who writes this shit?

>>217278786
Ow, my fireballs!

>>217278786
>From the producers of that shitty horror movie and it's 7 sequels you didn't watch

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