What do you think about this movie?
I think if I was her brother I would also look at her cleavage
it was so bad I blacklisted the director in my head
>>217280522Lets be honest, who wouldn't?https://youtu.be/m9Wjb1IqBqM
>>217280504I think they don't know how to spell
>>217280666As a matter of fact "w" was born out of two "v" so the director truly put his all in this film.
>>217280504>>217280599How do you go from this?
I can see why modern audiences didn't like it all that much for it being slow and methodical compared to the whizz-bang they want out of movies, but this was a great slow burn film that really emphasized the hardship of that time period and the fears and superstitions rampant at that time. Brilliant film.
Would it have been enjoyable to live in a puritan village, anon?https://youtu.be/X-DVhYQjzw8>>217280870adhd zoomers are retarded sadly
I'll be honestly, she looks very much rapeable sirs.
>>217280843To this?
>>217280504anya made me realize how much i love buccal fat
>>217280934I think all the women in Hollywood have become short haired thin as a rail twinks.
>>217280843to this?
>>217281290She got old, sadly. Why is it that blondes age so horribly?
>>217281290my ex was into tarot cards and crystals
>>217281500I had a ex, crazy like neohippy, she was super into astrology. Fucked like a jack rabbit though so I too found astrology fascinating.
>>217281498Abbey Cowen remains quite hot despite how many years?
>>217281290She is still quite beautiful. Maybe being in the vvitch left an impact on her (or the director did)
The lack of a scene where the devil in the form of Black Phillip mounts the new witch and takes her into his service by giving her a good hard fucking with his huge throbbing goatish organ leaves me a bit nonplused. That's what European witches supposedly did, after all. But NOOOOO. Couldn't show that even in softcore form. Maybe someone will use generative AI to give us the undiluted historical experience. Until then, I remain indifferent to this travesty.
>>217280522Perv
>>217282317kek that would have been hilarious. I second this pervert! Also its fun how many women admit to getting wet at the sound of Black Phillip's asmr voice.
>>217281290This is so cringe.
>>217281500that's a red flag
>>217282500You're wrong. Women into tarot and crystals are always into kinky shit and fuck like a train
>>217282386/looks injuredI'm not a pervert. I am a history buff. If I see a nubile young witch getting seduced by Satan it needs to involve hot throbbing goat cocks somehow. Anything else is being untrue to the object. End of story.
>>217280522that's the only scene I remember from this kek
>>217282613can confirm. my three month experience with my coworker was absolutely crazy
It's a movie I rank slightly lower on letterboxd every time I see it
>>217282971But why?
>>217280504>do you think about this movie?no
>>217283185you just did
>>217283603
>>217280504I love the clothing of that era
>>217280504Fell in love with her first time i saw this in cinema. Came out and immediately seeked out her insta. I think she was 17 shooting this
>>217280504WHY DIDNT THEY JUST LIGHT THE WOODS ON FIRE?
>>217284666I guess so because there are nude scenes on this.>>217285005And what would that accomplish? It was a case of corn poisoning
she was too young to show bare butt
>>217285279What? She was old enough! Also a precious actress
>>217285350look at how chubby she was>>217285350and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is
>>217285409A shame she got so slim
>>217280504I used to be friends with a girl who looked like her but had the most absolutely depraved kinks so anything with Anya makes me BIG IRON
>>217281290lmao
>>217285350Anons are crazy, she looks better than ever
>>217281498plastic surgery is a hell of a drug
>>217280504Loved it. Bobby Eggers don't miss.
>>217280934>>217281290Skinny is hot and classy
>>217285350Pit queen
>>217286718This
>>217281290>>217286348How do u get a girl like that?
Made for my SWC
>>217287971She looks otherworldy with dark hair.
>>217281498something something the brighter they are the faster they burn.
>>217285350so close to perfection yet>shavedthis is like smearing poop on a bernini
>>217282613So? It's still retarded and I'm not having sex with them anyway.
>>217280504>its le society that forces women to be le badBravo
>>217281290Even after the bog I would still eat her out for nothing in return. Idc what you guys say, I used to love her so much
>>217287083Be a drug dealer
>>217281290>anya will never give you a tarot readingjdimsa
I wish the twins and the mother had died much more graphic, far horrible deaths. I couldn't stand any of those characters.
>>217280720>The letter 'Double U' was originally two 'V's acktually Embarrassing
>>217285279she showed it in the norseman and it was fucking gross
>>217282616Based Historychad
>>217282971>Liked the VVitch>Susceptible to normie groupthink>On LetterboxdThis all checks out
>>217286718t. Homosexual
>>217280504Passable at best. And it's still the best movie Eggers made
>>217280504Cheek murderer, send her to jail.
>>217290426Yes, U was originally V in the Latin alphabet. Hence the TRVTH NVKE meme. You learn something every day, zoom zoom.
>>217280870>I can see why retards don't enjoy this filmI mean, yes. But who cares? It was kino.
>>217280504Bleak AF but interesting for its historical accuracy alone.What kinda puzzles me are people who watch movies like this and re-interpret the ending as something positive for the main character. Same with Midsommar or Let me in /Let the right one in. All these flicks got devastating gruesome implications for the future of its main characters but retards seem to miss that because it comes with power i guess?
>>217280504Robert Eggers is so boring.
>>217280964Picrelated. Removing buccal fat makes women more masculine-looking and thus less attractive. Women are meant to have round faces.
>>217280504if you are into disgusting fetishes and schizo fems this one is for you, ATY was 19yo and really cute too.
>>217286589>Bobby Eggers don't miss.Somebody hasn't seen Nostrilfartpoo or The Norfman
>>217280504>Good actors>Good ambience>Good lighting>Absolutely dog shit story5/10 at best. The director is a fucking hack.
>>217284666WTF Black Phillip posts on /tv/?
>>217290679Retards be retards. I mean what else is new?
>>217290679>Bleak AFHuh, I kind of wished I could live in the puritan village free from all the degeneracy of the modern world. So it wouldn't be a desirable place to live in?
>>217280522>I think if I was her brother I would also look at her cleavageWhat cleavage??
>>217291751anon literal satan was on their farm
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAIDALL THE THINGS YOU SAIDRUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
>>217280504If she were my sister I'd be more interested in incestuous relationships
>>217291840I get to watch unholy castrated satan spawn everyday on tv. I think that would be an improvement to the current situation.
>>217280504It insists upon itself
>>217282616post witch lore
>>217280522She got cute cleavage not gonna lie. I just hope she's considered adult in her time period. Also what was her father's plan once she grew older if his idea worked? Have her copulate with her brother to create a village?
Was the ending pro-Satanist or anti-Satanist?
I love that the goat is called Black Phillip. For some reason it amuses me.
>>217288833Can't argue with those digits.
>>217281290>you will never have tantric sex to recharge crystals with Anya
>>217292275Same, I have no idea why but its an hilarious name.
>>217292274im sure the family-annihilating, baby-paste consuming witches were actually the good guys.
>>217292314I know right, why even fucking live?!?
>>217282616>/looks injuredyou charming autist
>>217290647That's wrong, people assume that because in sculptures it was easier to make a triangle shape than a horseshoe shape, but phonetically it was still a U and had nothing to do with a V.
>>217280504this teenage loser got completely mogged by the real witch. sad!
>>217290426how to say w in spanish
>>217292718>phonetically it was still a U and had nothing to do with a V.Phonemes and letters are not equivalent. The same way "rough," "cough," and "though" are pronounced completely differently in English even though they all have the same "-ough" ending, the letter "v" in Latin is pronounced differently depending on the context. Sometimes it's pronounced like a "u" and other times it's not. Unless you have some evidence that "u" sounds were also written differently than "v" in ancient Latin.
>>217292274I'd guess pro, it made me wish I was Black Phillip so I could mount the witches with my long goat cock
>>217280504great film, rewatchable/10
>>217281290wouldshe also had an anthology of erotic short stories in that handbag btw
>>217293053What a woman!
>>217292274Anti, it was a bad ending for everyone. You see the 'crap what am I doing.. oh well too late' look in the actress in the last scenes as she goes crazy.
>>217280504everyone got what they deserved: the movie
>>217292885>Sometimes it's pronounced like a "u" and other times it's notYou sure about that? Cause I don't remember any other pronounciation besides "u".
>>217293503It was all caused because of the father
I hated the movie, the entire story was every character except Thomasin acts like a retard. The father isolates them all to certain death over the pettiest christcuck shit. The mother spends over a week praying while everyone is starving to death, then loudly suggests selling the daughter into slavery. The son obsesses over his sister's nonexistent cleavage then takes apples from strangers in the woods. The little kids talk to a fucking goat with zero adult supervision.
>>217293574The Latin phrase "veni vidi vici" springs immediately to mind.Although worth noting that in Latin the V actually makes a W sound. Also E sounds like "ae", and I sounds like "ee". Finally C was always a hard "K" sound, never an S or CH.Thus although you usually hear the above pronounced something like,>"vehnee, veedee, veechee"The actual pronunciation was closer to>"waenee, weedee, weekee"Which robs it of some of its gravitas, I admit. BUt when in Rome...
>>217287083Don't. They're fucking crazy
>>217280555It was so good a blackd the actress in my head
>>217293752>Finally C was always a hard "K" sound, never an S or CH.eh, as far as i remember "Cicero" and "Circus" are generally not considered to be "Kikero" and "Kirkus"
>>217292882>how to say w in spanish"Uve doble" - the same meaning as in English
>>217293893Modern pronunciation is fucked, mostly from the Catholics clinging to their incorrect bullshit. It most likely was Kikero, just like it was Yulius Kai-saaaaaar.
>>217293961truth is nobody knows but i find the idea that it had to be one or the other unconvincing.
>>217293752Based Latin knower>>217293961Yulius sounds so much cooler than Joolius
>>217293893Also consider that the vowels were pronounced differently than you would imagine based on English phonetic patterns. "Cicero" would be pronounced more like Kee-care-oh. It sounds much better when you hear it pronounced properly.>>217294008Maybe we can't know the specific rules with absolute certainty, but there was definitely some regular pronunciation ruleset the same way there is in Spanish or Italian. English only seems like it doesn't have those rules because it borrows words from so many different languages.
>>217294046Something else about Latin was there was no J. Only I, it was Iulius. There was no J sound like in joy, every G was always pronounced like in glad.
>>217282317>>217282386Most Indian posts on the site.
>>217280504decent, but falls short in the horror. It's more unsettling than horrifying.
>>217280504He took lines directly from the Salem witch trials and had characters say them even if they made no sense in context.
>>217287083go to Argentina
