>>217283657
everyone is

fuck anime

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These ads are so annoying

Thanks for the link.

Taylor winning looks good for OBAA. I hope anything can knock it down a peg, but it seems impossible at this point.

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Damn ozempic truly is the miracle pill

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I love Jenna <3

incelchads stay winning

Is this the goyslop thread?

>>217283682
White women are so insufferable they KNOW they are ridiculously hotter than any other race and they just fucking don't care they will also wear the least clothes too and lord over everyone all their insane power they have over the world.

ok taking my meds

>>217283695
Stop posting this freak

ME OWN SON A FOOKIN INCEL

ME OWN AWORDS

GOLDEN GLOBE FOR CHANGING THE BLACK RAPIST MURDERER TO A WHITE BOY

BRAVO NETFLIX

Timmy won’t win the Oscar

did Chase win anything yet

gambler bros i lost everything

for me is adessa zion

>>217283612
>>217283640
gambling is unironically a modern epidemic and endorsed by every major mainstream institution, sports betting ads on everything, influencers taking moral stands against competing streaming platforms being owned by gambling sites while ads on their own platform run every 15 minutes for gambling sites, the fucking golden globes shilling polymarket and going there for live predictions
like 50% of young men have sports betting accounts
like there's this pervading modern mainstream attitude of disillusionment (rightfully so) in all people that you get wealthy from hustles and instant wins, not prolonged hard work, and online gambling shit being advertised on mainstream tv is part of this

Adolescence is probably the most evil thing to come out. It villainizes socially awkward white men and pretends they are the real issue when there are unironic muslim rape gangs. Nothing else comes close to the show's dishonesty.

ME OWN FOOKIN AWARDS

Why is Queen Laqueefa there?

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>>217283718
Not even meds could make the Golden Globes ads any good

>love your loads, lads
wtf

Wear a tie you talentless hack

>>217283731
good

Hawke deserves it more

ME OWN FOOKIN' GOLDEN GLOBE...

>>217283719
emma lost

ME OWN CAREER, LABOR PROPERGANDA

>>217283744
yeah, men are being pushed to gamble and women with onlyfans/selling their bodies
grim shit

claire danes needs her hiney licked

me own fuckin' glimmerin' sphere...

lol amanda seyfried started clapping many seconds before they gave it to someone else

Michelle Williams couldn’t be here tonight, she’s having another abortion

>Amanda Seyfried going "OH SHE'S NOT HERE"
lmao

BIGGEST STAR HERE

I love when the people who win aren't there

people who don’t come to the show shouldn’t win the award just on principle

When did they change it from "actress" to "female actor"?

Michelle Williams is so good in everything.

>The semiannual golden brown shartcademy emmyglobelogs slop awards

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She didn't even show up

MANLET AWARDS TIME

how did his diddy association not destroy his career?

FLOPKED BROS?!?

>le nigger slop

Poor weapons got less cheers.

Remember when Michelle Williams won last time and she talked about killing her babies? Good times

is this the movie one or the tv one i dont care about tv

>>217283837
it's the both kind

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How did I do on my Oscar taste?

Sinners was kino

>>217283695
[[You can see her pube hairs on this Elle photo shoot https://streaming.hearstdigitalstudios.com/945c7bcb-5f65-4eb0-80ef-6e0db6734faf/video_rover_16x9_1080p_hd_1678115747_95305.mp4 at the 0:34 second mark]]

>timmy will never get a nomination
>Timmy will never be a lead
>Timmy will never work with auteurs
>Timmy will never open a blockbuster
>Timmy cant get a hot girlfriend
>Timmy will never win a SAG award
>Timmy cant open a movie that isnt IP
>Timmy will never win a golden globe
**YOU ARE HERE**
>Timmy will never win an Oscar
>Timmy will never win an Emmy
>Timmy will never be an EGOT
>Timmy will never save cinema
>Timmy will never become president
>Timmy will never usher in a 1000 year period of peace, prosperity, and girlfriends for all

Ryan Coogler’s mom must have loved all the black people in her favorite show X Files

I don't understand this award at all. Avatar made more money at the box office and KPop Demon Hunters was more popular.

>the sinners guy isnt even black
lel

>>217283851
Marty deserves "Kino"

how did zootopia 2 lose? it made the most of all the nominated movies

Is this a Tyler Perry kino?

>and the award for "please don't make a scene if we don't award the blacks" goes to...

both sinners winners are white?

uhhhhh why is the white guy speaking first???

CRACKAS SEETHING

>cracka accepting the award

SHEEEEIIIIITTTT

>>217283851
>wicked, weapons, sinners, avatar and f1 over SV
your taste is shit

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>>217283855
classic, she loves to tease

They're going to bring the entire cast because they know they won't win anything else.

>>217283861
I can't wait for that last step.

>>217283863
"Box office" is the most objective achievement out there, why are there even nominations, just hand the award to whoever did the most

>>217283850
suppose i can tune in thanks anon

>>217283863
Non-IP movie being a success will obv be more impressive than those two

>>217283851
You found time for Sentimental Value but not Bugonia?

>stuttering nigger

This is a made up award

>>217283851
Wicked is BULLSHIT

F1 Movie is way better than Sinners

>standing ovation for this nog sell out movie?

is hailee seinfeld pregnant?

>>217283877
Schizo?

SEXO WITH HAILEE

>>217283913
no she's just fat and patting her tummy because she just finished a big meal

>>217283881
>>217283882
>that
>white
Looks like a middle eastern weasel.

>you now remember this category was literally made because people were butthurt over Black Panther not winning any awards

and now the Black Panther director wins the award for his other jiggaboo movie

>>217283913
Yes

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>>217283913
it sure looks like it

>>217283913
Yes with Josh Allen's baby

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Ugghh... more fucking ads
Just get to the fucking awards

>>217283851
Everyone is mid.
What a shit movies was in the past year

>>217283901
K-Pop wasn't a IP movie and was way more popular

>americans need a pause to take medications every 10 minutes

>>217283951
Part of the predatory KPOP industry so doesn't count

does anyone else wish there wasnt ads and they'd just give out all the rewards in a quick and timely manner

>AI generated alien ad for a gambling website

>>217283948
chappell <3

this shit will end at 3 am

Fuck sinners

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bro wtf Sean Penn isnt even nominated?

>>217283951
Yeah but no box office achievement (it technically did have one i know)

But also kpop DH already won a real one (song) and is going to win animated

>>217283970
they aren't even trying to pretend we aren't just goycattle anymore

wtf are these robocop ass commercials do Americans really?

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>>217283744
Prediction markets are not gambling

Gambling means the house always win, or in more autistic terms, it means you always have negative expected value, which makes you a sucker.

Things like Polymarket are PvP and the EV is variable. The website doesn't even take a cut and there are lots of assymetries in the markets. It's actually possible to exploit it if you know what you are doing.

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>>217283972
She should host this shitty ass show

>>217283992
he was, he lost

somehow real ads look more fake than the ai ones

>>217284004
she should let me bury my face in those cheeks

>>217283851
>t. retarded (((goyslop))) consumer

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>/tv/ unironically posting trannyshit

I'm glad I'm getting local commercials instead of the things you guys are talking about.

>>217284004
Attaching a tube from her ass to a mask I'm wearing while I crawl behind her like a dog would really elevate this performance

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>>217284020
Just like she would bury CBS

>only half way through

im sorry i have to turn this off the humor is so bad let me know if no other choice wins anything

>half

>>217284002
Yeah and robinhood is a great place to invest. You’re a rube.

leo wasn't smiling

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>>217284041
Take notes HFPA, you hacks

PTA about to win his second award today.

>>217284046
cutest whore, need both her and Olivia on my cock

Haha men am I right also I'm horny and I'm allowed to be because I'm woman

she's good sometimes but incredibly cringe other times too

ugh this fuckin guy

>>217283628
I don't care

My bussy needs to be played with

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God, she is so unfunny.

>>217284089
what do her farts smell like

>>217284089
god I wanna suck her toes and her fingers after they've been in her pussy and her assholea nd her pussy and lick her armpits and tonguekiss her and cum all over her face and lick it clean

>>217284070
We're 8 minutes behind and counting.

Dumb Jew fucked everything

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>>217284077

His delivery is terrible.

never knew judd apatow is basically seth rogen 2

>>217284065
My $34k PnL says otherwise

can he just give out the award already?

motherfucker trying to do his standup routine, HURRY UP FUCK FACE

God actors are so fucking cringe. Just get on with it.

>>217284110
sugar plums

DICTATORSHIP

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>>217284089

OBAA SWEEP BABY

>judd apatwoscoops

>>217284089
What's her problem?

>>217284121
Everyone has those Botox forehead veins, even Mac Culkin

>>217284143
Ham Net Dick Tator Ship

DRUMPF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>217284160
The PT Barnum glazing is a litle ridiculous.

>>217284164
YOU WERE SO CLOSE

Judd Apatow just trolled Jafar Panahi for no reason.

Your precious PTA has great hairs. Almost on the way out.

>>217284160
Well did you not see that Botox is literally a sponsor of the show?

Hamnet was robbed

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>dictatorship
doesnt this faggot jew know that Trump has been Israel's greatest (((ally)))???

smug jew trolling the guy named jafar and the asian lady

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>>217283729

I remember the times when PTA used to get snubbed at every single movie award, what happened

>>217284157
she’s a brat

Thank you! I was looking for a stream! I appreciate it a lot!

>>217284009
>he was, he lost
who did he lose to?

>>217284089
she looks like a peruvian mummy now

Based Key

Humiliation Ritual

>>217284201
he made a movie about a useful idiot leftist man and black queens fighting the fascist american government

>>217284209
stellan skaasgard

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YOUR MOVE, PEELE

Who the fuck is Arco?

who approved that bit

BASED KEY

>>217284229
for andor?

>>217284221
me on the right

>>217284221
he's as retarded as he is ugly

LET'S GO DEMON SLAYER

wait how the fuck did demon slayer get nominated but not chainsaw man

Demon Slayer being nominated is a little surreal

demon slayer got robbed

Annnnnd I’m out till the TVslop is over

Weebs GTFO

>>217284249
she looks like she's lacking a chromosome so its okay

fucking gay ass weeb shit

FUUUUUUCK I HATE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS ITS SO HORRIBLE LUXURY FETISH GARBAGE

Korea won
japan lost

>make your goofy vampire movie about blacks, think you're a shoe in for a virtue signalling award
>PTA comes in out of nowhere and makes a movie about being addicted to black pussy to the point of insanity and steals all your awards
KWAB

lmao they're acknowledging that the highest grossing films of the year were all animated

Chainsaw Man was better than any of those

she's only 45 years old

>>217284201
Sold his soul and pandered to Hollywood political sensibilities.

Gookslop

Japan officially lost to Korea.

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>>217284254
because it made the top 10 box office this year

YAY WOMEN AMIRITE

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omg its the doorman

uniquely korean culture like eating ramen and listening to pop music

What was that smoke?

how much did netflix pay to win this

It should have been chandaw man over mid slayer

>>217284281
for real

>>217284290
>>217284275
Korea is the globohomo ZOG extension of American hegemony in the region.

>*sobs* I can't believe a movie with girls who sing K-Pop could be popular overseas

Kpop sucked ass wtf?

Kumailbros…sit down for this one

>>217284254
>chainflop 1735man
>ever getting a nomination

stop talking ok slick

>kpop demon hunter wins
>white guy
KEKAROO

>>217284309
>Korea is the globohomo ZOG extension of American hegemony in the region.
And they mogged japan both in movies and cartoons.

>a low budget cartoon with the same production values of your average saturday morning cartoon, literally discarded by sony because they didn't care about it, has won multiple golden globes after destroying streaming records
clownworld

>>217284297

looks more Cambodian

We got robbed, Demon Slayerbros.

>>217284201
>makes actually great films: snubbed
>makes just decent films later in career: awards aplenty
tale as old as time, it happened to many greats

Cringe slop Korea hunters

>>217284350
we'll win when the 3rd movie makes a billy

Gervais' special likely sucked ass but hopefully he wins just for the speech

>>217284345
saw people in the chat wondering why chat was being so racist during the sinners win lmao
they don't know /tv/ is watching there
(and I assume some /tv/ viewers either don't know or don't care it's a chat hosted on twitch)

>>217284002
To be fair to you anon you are probably right. One thing I like are the odds, its nice to be right a lot of times you double your money that is cool. Awards shows have insane odds too, like I believe Bugonia has 80% to be nominated that is still like a free 19 bucks on 100.

So I supposed its like crypto where smart people can use it to get rich in a dark world where its hard to stay ahead.

>>217284351
Except in this case he's winning for a trash film.
Dude should have multiple Oscars already but is 0-11 or 0-12... so he'll end up winning for a movie where he basically bent over for Hollywood and said "Is this enough, master? Did this movie please you, master? Please give me an Oscar."

Basically begging Hollywood to buck-break him.

>>217284350
Chainsaw Man >>**

sex with jenna

>>217284367
>chat hosted on twitch
that explains their obsession with the gay hockey show

>>217284002
>um ackshully it's not gambling
>it's like the stock market and you can make a lot of money on intelligent speculation

>>217284367
yeah. not even going to try to log into that shit.

crazy how the normies say the same old shit

>>217284372
Fuck man I tried that I did Wicked For Good and it snubbed and OBAA Best Comedy and it got moved to Drama instead and lost 300$, so my experience has sucked.

>>217284221
Look, it's oofy doofy

so who gets best drama series?

HAVE A NEGRONI BY THE POOL
HAVE TWO

I didn't realize just how slop Star Trek is now, it's even worse than Star Wars.

>>217284394
Racism is getting boring to me now, I guess I am getting old. Just saying durr blacks do more crimes and white women fuk dem is like yeah can we ever move on?

>>217284338
K-pop is very popular with fat zoomer girls

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To my brown sisters and little brown girls watching tonight, our softness is not a liability. Our depth is not too much. Our light does not need permission to shine. We belong in every room we walk into. Our voices matter and our dreams deserve space

>>217284378
Demon Slayer is a phenomenon. Nobody cares about Chainsaw Man.

Cold hard truth.

>>217284409
the pitt, probably

>>217284428
I love her

>>217283903
I was too busy when it was in theaters sadly

>>217283628
LEGOLAS WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?

lmao sinners won the best musical score award during commercials

Worthless category.

>>217284415
yeah over it all myself. i'll just chill and ignore

what has orlando bloom even been doing since lotr? lol

>>217283744
It is a grim sign of the times. Everyone just accepts this thing that ruins lives, and no one gives a shit.

im too english brained, are these worth watching

wtf brazil again

>>217284394
I just looked and it was a bunch of shilling that soft core gay porn show like >>217284388 said

UMA DELICIA
M
A

D
E
L
I
C
I
A

>>217284378
chainflop tranny nobody cares about twitter trends

Fuck my pussy please

>>217284454
pirates?

>>217284464
oo. that must be that huddconn whatever the fuck

>>217284460
the korean one from the 5 second clip looked like typical "I saw the devil" violent thriller slop so might be alright
the others are swedish, spanish, BR and arab, so almost a complete guaranteed no

>>217284460
yes theyre all great

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>>217284428

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BRAZIL NUMERO #1 PORRAAAAAAA

>>217284479
that was like 2 decades ago

>>217284478
pretend to be jenna ortega on discord and I'll have e-sex with you

enjoying the simulation

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No Biel, I don't care.

>only person getting played out

>>217284497
FILMMAKERS MAKE FILMS

GET OFF THE STAGE!!! WE NEED MORE TIME FOR BAD JOKES!!!

lmao did they play him off?

>No mention of Udo Keir's last role

LMFAOOO PLAYING HIM OFF ALREADY
REASONABLE PLAY OFF DESU RAMBLING SLOW ASS TALKING MOTHERFUCKER

huh?

>only one winner who gets the music is the international award
lmao

Stop panning to that no eyebrow having ass bitch

>foreigners get played off
kek

damn they forced him off quick
also
>no applause for UFC

kek what the fuck

That but with the UFC fighters made no sense.

lol no one giving a fuck about the ufc fags

GET BRAZIL OFF, WE NEED GAYFAGS NOWWWWW

>>217284518
That was weird as hell. If anything they should have played off Judd and his standup routine.
What the hell was that UFC thing?

>>217284529
And last week he was handed the award on the red carpet itself, hollywood hate brazilians

Why did those UFC fighters show up for 5 seconds and walk away???

bina carptender

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>UFC

lmao the queerbating

just kiss already

get the fuck outta here you foreigner
we need the time to bring up ufc fighters and two gay guys from a fujoshi movie about rival hockey players having gay sex

keep panning to jenna she’s hot as fuck

Did EsDeeKid win?

WHY DID NO ONE WATCH OUR GAY CUM SHOW

Are either of these guys homosexual?

BUCK TOOTH BROS, ITS OUR TIME

>>217283851
I know most of this board hasn't seen Sentimental Value, but it legitimately was such a lame movie it makes it hard to take seriously even if the acting was amazing.

huebros we are gonna win 2 oscar in a row

>>217284559
They should have stayed and flaked them or whatever. The camera also got kind of blurry when they were on.

I missed that UFC thing entirely, was in another tab and when I switched it was over already

"Hi daughters" fucking excuse me????

pedophile rapist

WHAT THE FUCK?
HOLY SHIT!
SORRY MUM

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>>217283628
.

>>217284586
pleb, just accept it went over you

theyre really pushing this incel show

Braz zil zil zil

>>217284568
I keep switching between tabs and haven't seen Jenna once am I seriously missing her? have they shown her lots? wtf

>>217284076
no one is going near your cock incel dork

MOMMY SHOTCONS UP GOOD

FROM THE UFC

im dying lmao best awards show moment since the slap

was cheering for cute jewess hannah einbinder

I hate gay people

O HEXA

>>217283992
Can you imagine having to look up at Leonardo DiCaprio?

>>217284625
they showed her applauding for the last award

SAY THANK YOU TO THERAPISTS /tv/!!!!

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>>217284626

wanda sykes in her ugly ass pantsuit from the hillary clinton collection

>>217284621
all whites will be in camps by 2045

WHITE
MAN
BAD

>>217284559
Probably either directly related to funding or it was one of Don Jr.'s terms

we love queer black women!!

>>217284460
The Secret Agent is slow burn kino
No Other Choice is PCW usual Korean kino
Sentimental Value will get tears out of a good person, but otherwise it's bourgeois family drama
Haven't seen It Was An Accident but it won the Palme d'Or so I'll watch it when a good RIP comes out
Sirat is carried by the music but it's a great experience if you've ever been to a rave party
Hind Rajab is your typical let's tell a devastating story about a Palestinian kid dying live on a call (using the original recording) to make you get upset about Gaza, but it's exploitative AF

>>217284649
speaking of

Is this lady drunk?

>>217284586
I agree, good drama with good acting, but nothing groundbreaking.

I HATE BLACK GAY PEOPLE

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>>217283734
No goddammit!!!!

Damn that Kumail joke was weak, felt sorry for Kumail having to fake laugh to that

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>insufferable lesbinigger

>sarah silverman
i forgot this one existed

>>217284691
MILKIES

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>>217283851

>male comedians can be funny without being chubby
what???

>I'm gonna accept on your behalf and you're gonna thank God and the Trans community
is Ricky Gervais against the trans community?

Still with the fuck white men thing? That’s the 2nd jab at them tonight

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All these presenters and winners are praising Brett Goldstein about as often as they were praising Harvey Weinstein at awards shows 15 years ago.

wtf im pro trump now

>ricky didn't even go
LMAO

SYKES FOR TRANNIES THE SPEECH

>>217284669
It Was Just An Accident is the typical iranian movie criticizing their regime. Its good, but the ending killed it for me, it became too melodramatic.

Where are the jokes

Are the people not there sick?

WOMEN ARE FUNNY!

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God hurry the fuck up

>>217284714
so once?

ended Ricky Gervais

>>217284699
she was so hot in her day, I never quite forgot her

that chubby joke was funny you guys are insufferable

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Wow, how did she shave that monster

>>217284708
Don't care about the truth Ricky is a British bitch who can't find the time to get his award even Brett Goldstein went and he is a Jew and someone might tell him to get out of Palestine.

>>217284729
I 100% agree with you here >>217284706
ending brought it down for me a lot.

>>217284750
It doesn't really make sense and she could've used just Kumail's jokes about himself as basis for actually clever stuff

>>217284751
NOOOOO

Ricky's a right pooftah for not showing up and giving a speech

>>217284741
Watch some old shows from around 2008-2014 sometime. Multiple winners, especially women, thank Harvey and talk him up in their acceptance speeches. It's kinda funny now in hindsight.

>>217284750
>"only chubby men are funny"
a funny female comedian does not exist

>be ricky
>make fun of trannies in comedy special
>trannies seethe and try to cancel him
>puts out 'mortality' three years later
>doesn't show up to golden globe awards
>still wins
>makes kevin hart seethe
yup. i'm thinking based.

to be fair to Wanda she did just shit all over Maher

>>217284780
I liked when he called them all pieces of shit.

>>217283656
>>217283656
>>217283656
Recycle

>>217284790
cooooooope!

>>217284783
I'm saying that Brett Goldstein was mentioned once this show

two big booty bitches presenting

>>217284684
>Still not over Moonlight

>Dakota Fanning looking at Queen Latifah like she's still her role model
Aw.

>just tuned in
>5 ads
>2 of them pharma ads and one credit card ads
Wtf lol this shit is so dystopian