toy story get ipad
>>217288139Hating electronics is retarded brown and low iq
>>217288139>shoes on in the houseYes every 5 year old keeps her flats on in the house, jesus christ this is slop
>>217288139>main villain is the pedophile trying to groom her on roblox
>>217288139
>>217288160You think Queen Elizabeth took her heels off at the door of buckingham palace and put on socks? Dumb cunt.
>>217288152Play with your toys.
>>217288179No I think she had a couple of her underage slaves do it for her faggot.
Steve Job's American dream
>>217288160>>217288190Kys pedo footfag.
>>217288190third worlder detectedwhy do only third worlders care about shoes in the house?
>>217288139that high resolution Buzz Lightyear is kind of incredible but the way post-Incredibles Pixar does human feet, shoes, hair, and the fabric + stitching of their clothes makes me sick. Vomitrotious. Worse than uncanny, like the parody of real life that they consider the Everyman mom and child grosses me out and fills me with disgust.
Tablets and phones are like crack to little kids. My nephew runs around constantly, wants to horse around and wrestle and build things, and won't sit for more than a couple of minutes to watch anything on the TV, but as soon as he gets his hand on a phone or ipad he will zone out watching things until you take it away. Glad my brother pretty much doesn't let him have any screen time for that reason. I don't get it but it makes me think screens are much worse than we realize.
>>217288202Kids really shouldn't have them. And phones should be banned from schools.
>>217288139>the Toys must come out to the people as living creatures in order to stop a Pakistani from grooming their child.
>>217288201everything here in this crop, the blanket too. Maybe the blanket is the uncanny valley but the human shit is just disgusting. End Pixar
>>217288139ugh 1000% the "moral" of the movie will be:>NEW GOOD>OLD BAD>TECH GOOD>NO TECH BADSuch wholesome "timeless" entertainment.Btw Toy Story is best ended after the conclusion of the first sequel. 3 is so bad I can't even remember much of it except the kid grew up for cheap tear-jerking.
>>217288152fr fr bro.
>>217288139Does it have labubu? Where is Lego Mario?
Can the toys experience sexual pleasure?
>>217288139>>217288166Are they really just gonna ignore Toy Story 4 ending with Woody becoming a lost toy just for a chance to get some of that porcelain pussy kek
>>217288219Cgi still can't do dynamic fabric folds and wrinkles.
>>217288160Are you not American? It's fairly common there.
>>217288179never thought about it like this before, interesting
>>217288200floor made of dirt no one want the jordan logo right there in the middle room floor
>>217288164kek
>>217288139Is this true or is the caption on this pic just added there as b8Could just be a subplot at best
>>217288460No the fuck it’s notEspecially not on a bedI hope this is a shitpost, if so you got me good lol
>>217288164>>217288510>The Toys to catch a predator himKINO
>>217288528it kind of is doe howevertheless shoes on a bed is fucking insane
>>217288152You’ve never seen an iPad kid
>>217288510>>217288164but, why would a tablet do that to the child that it was gifted to?Most toys seem to get fulfillment from the fact a kid plays with them. Unless it's a hacked tablet?
>>217288164I remember back in my time (coughs) it was Omegle where all the preds hung out
>>217288200It’s like they have never heard of wiping your feet
>>217288516The trailer is already out
>>217288219The clothes are just wrong
>>217288706Yeah, I just checked it outInteresting direction. If they can pull it off then it will probably have a good reach with younger audiences like the OG movies did
>>217288139How is Woody being jealous of a tablet different from him being jealous of Buzz?
>>217288242yes, that's it. Coupled with their idea of broadest denominator of what an average mom, child and their lifestyle look like, it pmo
>>217288164I will now watch this movie
>>217288528we americans often keep our shoes on in bed maybe we will take them off when we go to sleep
>>217288638I once saw a dude with a slinky on his cock on that site.
>>217288747Buzz is a better toy than Woody. The tablet is better than all toys.
>>217288853I should say, Buzz is a better toy to play with than Woody. The tablet is better than playing with toys.
>>217288202>screens are much worse than we realize.The thing boomers spend 10 hours a day looking at since they were children?
>>217288836Saar, you are drunk again and pretending you didn’t get denied a visa
>>217288233God, I hope so. Otherwise my Jessie doll is very unhappy when I leave the room.
>>217288152Ultra-midwit take.
Does the IPad come alive?
>>217288880hes right thoughever ive seen it in american media lots of times
>>217288563>>217288164
>>217288139the future is now old man
>>217288907American media is the peak of jeet existence, it’s sad
>>217288164>>217288563
>>217288970What is the kid even doing in minecraft. He's just punching dogs it seems.
>>217288978>>217288563>>217288164So does skeeter jean or jidion show up and do a sponsorship with woody and buzz for raid shadow legends after the bust
Woody and Buzz will spend the entire movie trying to take her phone away. But when they finally see what she's doing, expressing herself creatively in Roblox, they realize phones can be good. Saved you $26 plus tip.
>>217288976In America we can keep our shoes on inside the house because our streets are clean and not covered in shit
>>217289083Not wearing shoes is more comfortable though. Unless the inside of the house is as dirty as the street.
>>217289083Yeah, especially in the pantry too saar, very cleans indeed
>>217289083Depends on the area of the country. I've found in lots of big cities and places that get lots of rain/snow people tend to take their shoes off. I grew up/live in NYC and it's probably 75/25 in terms of people removing shoes. I always remove shoes.
>as a kid (australia)always wore shoes inside because one minute i could be inside, the next minute i could be outside, was never in the same place for long>as an adultalways have them off unless im walking somewhere inside, then i slip on some birkenstocks
>>217289168I grew up in new caledonia and I would wear flip flops all the time, or just go barefoot
>>217288152Lol, its the brown parents that dont care and give their kids ipads before they can talk.
>>217288164>main villain is the pedophile trying to groom her on the /tv/ board of 4chan
>>217288139Didnt Woody left in the last movie?
>>217289083They are in San Francisco. And fent needles
>>217288181the fuck? i look and sound like this
>>217289083Feet need to breathe.
>>217289016anon, he's black
>>217289185What is it like over there?
>>217288233They fucking better, my cinema trip experience for this piece of shit hinges on this
It's genuinely dangerous how much we're trying to push younger people away from technology. Social media, AI, tablets, they're all the new normal and have brought us great advancements and it seems TRUMP is the only world leader who wants to embrace that
>>217288152Shalom.
>>217288139>Plans for TOY STORY 6>Bonnie is now 13 and the toys have to face their greatest enemy yet: Bonnie's new hairbrush
>>217288238It would be great if they just ignored all of 4 but the troon toy of that movie is still there so who knows, maybe the movie will open at the end of 4 with Woody just going "wait this is crazy" then running after the car.
>>217288139Toy Story has come full circle.
>>217288164KINOOOO
>realistic dark n gritty Toy Story sequel>Woody becomes a porn addict and gets a new array of adult toys>The old toys are on a quest to redeem his soul and they have to combat the adult toys like some kind of World War
>>217288152>Muh brownRetard
>>217288460>he doesn't appreciate fungusmaxxing
>>217290949kinoooooooo
>>217288139There was a toy story 4?
As opposed to a dumb tablet?
in my canon they didnt make it out of the incinerator in Toy Story 3. the movie ends with them melting into a single consciousness and being recycled into other toys.
>>217288152Try working in any childcare facility or a school and observe the difference between kids raised by screens and kids who actually have to entertain themselves.It's staggering. We have legitimately destroyed a generation.
>>217291230It's probably for the best. Theirs is kind of a cursed existence.
>>217288200Remember they have dirt roads.
>>217291280>It's staggering. We have legitimately destroyed a generation.The worst part is they don't even understand the tech. Being into computers used to lead you down a road towards gaining useful tech skills. But for these kids, phones and tablets are just black magic boxes that play non-stop brain worm videos.
"Hi, I'm Steve Jobs. The executive producer on the first Toy Story movie. Did you know that Pixar use to be owned by Apple?"
>>217291297>Remember they have dirt roads.Pretty based when you consider that they don't have to pay taxes to keep them maintained.
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>>217288139the longer toy story goes on the more likely it is that it turns into g-rated Sausage Party
>>217291332>No beltWhat did Jobs mean by this?
>>217291516When you buy the jeans, the belt costs a thousand bucks extra
>>217291436
>>217291516He was so cheap he leased a new car every six months so he never had to pay for license plates
>>217290532Anon it's a GIF, there's no sound
>Bonnie watches Helluva Hotel>Starts playing Woody and Buzz as an abusive gay couple.
>>217291531>When you buy the jeans, the belt costs a thousand bucks extraWhy couldn't he use an extension cord like the rest of us peasants?
Well, now I have to watch toy story again.Thanks<3
>>217288160Shoes on inside is bad but barefoot is disgusting and even worse. Civilized people wear slippers indoors.
>>217288139This plot is over a decade out of date.
>>217292045Normal people wear socks inside, pretentious people wear slippers outside of the early morning and night unless that's actually a part of their country's culture.
>>217288219What the fuck are the clothes even supposed to be? Why are they wearing shoes in her bedroom? Why are the shoes the same style? Why plain solid colors ?
>>217292213>anon discovers that lots of women wear flats
>>217288139Do sex dolls and anime figurines also go alive when you not around?
>>217292056>>>217288139 (OP)>This plot is over a decade out of date.I feel like Pixar has been sitting on this plot for at least the least 5 years. I agree, it seems slightly out of date. the concept is really based on the Leap Frog tablets. That have been around for quite a few years now.
I have socks on 99.9% of the time.I obviously only undress when I shower.Is this normal?
>>217292290If you live in a cold area I guess
>>217288181Why does he look like a Jim Henson creature shop animation puppet that is being controlled by like four different puppeteers?
What cartoons do kids even watch anymore?
The fuck is this
>>217292461My kids have been watching Bonkers
>>217291605he thought his own sounds came from the gif
>>217291230>>217291230kino
It's just going to be Toy Story 1.
>>217290887underrated bait
>>217291312Unc crashing out cuz he doesn't understand skibidi toilet
>>217288152>just let your toddler's brain get fried by an over abundance of dopamine from screens
>>217288164>somehow... Al is back
>>217288139*Dialog:*Mommy : "What are you doing, xon?" Kid: "Mawking cawrtoon ewsing Awtifical enteleegance" Mommy: "what's it about?"Kid: "Paw Patrwoll reskews Doaddy from Pwison!" Mommy: "Daddy deserves prison for skimping out on child support" Woody: "What are they sayin' partner?" Buzz: "I don't really know.. but I think the Xirl is talking about Paw Patrol again.." Woody: "Not Again... how do we get her interested in Zootopia?"
>>217288152Thank you for your service.
from a leak i heard the ipad videotapes the toys and puts it on youtube but nobody believes it is real
>>217288139>It's real
>>217288179>>217288198>>217288460>americans have no idea what slippers arecold war winners btw
Anons, do you wear socks?
>>217288152Said Ranjesh without a hint of irony before typing in another prompt to generate more slop porn.
I watched Toy Story 4 in the cinema and it was bad. It wasn't dogshit, but it was bad. Some time later my brother wanted to watch it on Disney+ and I let him know it was bad but let's watch it anyway. I distinctly remember an entire running joke about a horse toy who wanted Bonnie's dad or someone to get arrested by the police, which finally happens I think, was completely removed from the Disney+ version. No idea why. However, while we were watching it, some KFC was given to us for free due to a mishap, so I remember Toy Story 4 a bit fondly because of that.
>>217288160arent those indoor slippers?
>>217293157so a glorified toy commercial?
>>217291605I think..I think thats his point?
>>217290887TRVTHNVKE
>>217288160haha a woman from plebbitget some dignity you stupid cunt
>>217288152Nearly all brown kids have zoomer perms cause their parents offloaded them to the internet.
>>217288164This post is too real for its own good.
>>217288164>>217288563If that was the actual plot then I'd say this movie actually deserves to exist more than 4.
>>217295148It's Disney so never ever. It would make a legitimately good movie if someone had the balls to do it.
>>217288139First generation, right? Assuming continuity matters anymore, Andy was only 17 when he gave her those toys.
>>217295322you sick fuck
>>217289016He's acting for his brother/cousin's Instagram reel
>>217288164this would genuinely make a great movie, just not one that bored mums would like, because they'd have to come to terms with being awful parents.
>>217288233well they can experience pain, so why not pleasure?
>>217293016fat instagram scroller woman face
Holy FUCK 3 was the perfect ending why can’t they ever let a series die with dignity now?
>>217288139Fucking gay as shit. As if we need to be reminded of tablets and screens these days. Fuck these nigger faggots. I’m sure it’ll be as bad as TS4.
>>217291516>I’m so healthy and cancer free that I don’t even need a belt to hold my pants up
>>217288498Looooool
>>217288164Would make for kino, but only Eisner era Disney had the balls to do it
>>217296662And the moral of the story will be that tablets and such devices are better in every way and that older stuff actually is bad, but we'll pay lip service to the old ways.
>>217288139My niece have 2 tablets, 1 cellphone and a computer with every game in the existence of humankind, she still prefers to play with her friends and family, all kids need is attention, under this context an ipad and toys are the same thing.
