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I don't get it.
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>chooses incompatible partner
>blames the partner
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it's how autistic people experience sex
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>>217292698
What, pussy?
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>>217292779
How do I get an autistic French gf to have sex with?
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>>217292698
tfw something similar happened to me last week, instead of laughing at tiny pecker though she was just fake moaning
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>>217292698
If any girl makes a face like that while you're fucking her it means your dick is small.
Hope that helps.
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>>217292698
If you fuck a woman like this they're gonna laugh
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It's been 4 years since I last penetrated a pussy. Does this make me an incel?
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>>217293534
'fraid so.
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>>217293534
By now it's a near certainty that you've revirginated. I'm so sorry.
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>>217292698
How do you know if a woman is only having sex with you ironically, as a joke?
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>>217293694
>revirginated
Holy shit is that a thing?
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>>217293707
Spank and choke her ironically as a joke.
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>>217293662
>>217293694
wtf bros why do girls hoard that shit so much ffs
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>>217292698
Even when your balls deep in a woman, she will mock you and call you a tiny dick virgin incel. You can literally be married to a woman and have kids with her and she will do this during the divorce. Lesson: don't give a shit about what women think or say.
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>>217294306
Have you tried not having a tiny dick?
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>>217294397
I've got two dicks.
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>>217294260
you werent born a certain way and dont act an arbitrary way. sorry enjoy ghost city but remember it’s literally no one’s fault except yours and you should feel bad for things you have no control over :^) or something o algo
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>>217294433
gee, bill
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>>217294397
How do i do this
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>>217292698
She has a pussy of the size of Manhattan because she loves BBC.
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>>217292698
It's an allegory for videogame piracy
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>>217292857
My gf is good at faking too
But she hit me with the "yours is perfect size any bigger would hurt" so I know she's faking
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>>217295187
>
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>>217292698
>STOP LAUGHING BITCH
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>>217297142
>BENCHOOD BLOODY BASTARD BLOODY FUCK YOU WHY YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY MOTHERFUCK TO YOU MOTHERBITCH

and so on and so forth etc etc
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>>217295187
>BBC
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>>217292698
The joke is that you, huwhite man, can not satisfy the French Manic Pixie dream girl and your feeble attempt to is comedically inefficient.
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>>217296651
Women really aren't as smart as they think they are
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>>217297581
blue berry cyan?
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You can never really know if a woman is faking it or not, so for your own sake, you may as well accept the narrative that makes you feel better
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>>217292698
It's in her ass
It's funny because he will get poop on it.
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>>217297935
This is it. And if they say otherwise, e.g., "I faked every orgasm", they're just saying it to hurt you, it's not true.

It might be of course, but why entertain that thought?



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