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>>217304034Das Ding
>>217303994>désiréemmhmmmmmmmmmmmm
>this became the dark universe
>>217303994Another old ass pos movie.
>>217303994>>217304034>Duurrrrr Fan
>>217303994You guys really make the catalogue ugly with your ops
>>217304189>>217304221Silence, Grempreet.
>>217304189>>217304221the beatings will continue until you stop samefagging
>>217303994I just thinking about this movie last night.Weird how the girl in this looks almost exactly like Ever Anderson.
>>217304244>>217304272Oh, I am not samefagging. I actually don’t post here but I just noticed the new pic in the general. You guys always use these posters of older movies. It doesn’t fit into the catalogue.
>>217303994covert baldies thread
>>217304334>posted from my gremPhone
>>217304334You mean we stick out like sore thumb?
>>217304354Heh.
>>217304391Kinda yeah. No offense though. You guys always use lesser known movies from the past. Clearly some niche community in here.
>have to wait until Friday for my theater to get Primate
>>217304437Mostly loser redditors and liberals in here.You’re right.
>>217304525is that the evil MONKE movie i saw a commercial for at the bar
>>217304391>>217304437>>217304527Why don't you go back to r/horror instead of samefagging this thread to bump limit if you're so asshurt we discuss 80s kino? I don't get why you have to be so fucking autistic man.
>>217304616I'm downloading Shakma while I wait
>>217304634Huh?
>>217304634You think the guy replying to me is also me? Wtf?
>>217304718>>217304730Take a screenshot of Brave right now and prove me wrong.
/spook/ horror? like MK ultra vibes? stranger things season 1 comes to mind
>>217304770I don’t get it
>>217304778haven't seen it, but there's two recentish /x/-type conspiracy kinos I'd recommend>Broadcast Signal Intrusion>History of the Occult
>>217304785Who are you?
>>217304785Take a screenshot of /hor/ on your iPhone right now to prove you're not samefagging and post it here.
>>217304778>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude it was a government conspiracy the whole time!
>>217304838I am on a desktop o.O>>217304827I am the touristanon
>>217304870Then prove it, samefag. We're waiting.
>>217304905I am not going to do that in a thread I don’t post in. Bye.
>>217304937See you in 60 seconds.
>>217304870Actually you retarded jeet if you were on desktop you wouldn't be sending (U+0027) characters for apostrophes, would you?
>>217305028*U+2019, rather.
>>217305028>>217305052? Even I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just drop it. He left.
>>217305028>>217305052I'm surprised someone else even noticed this, honestly. It's the telltale sign but he's too retarded to even know the difference in apostrophes.
putting on what I assume is more schizo kino
>>217305028What apostrophe?
>>217305180Nice, I love the frame's >implication on that one, might watch it again
trailer for lee cronin's what happened to katie remake is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkEE6JSC3Ckthis looks like nonsense, also something about the trailer makes me think of the trailer for the last mummy movie, and also the initial trailer for the batmani expect it to be shit and flop and kill cronin's career, which confirms the only reason evil dead rise did so well was due to name brand recognition and sam raimi ghost directing as rumors suggested
>>217304778Banshee Chapter probably. I didn't really rate it. Area 51 is fun though.
Tourist here. You guys are fags.
>>217305674takes one to know one pal
>>217305674>>217305693Oh and I also asked a few of my friends who enjoy horror to start posting here
>>217305734A few more sockpuppets you mean?
>>217305797No, like 3 of my friends irl. I told them about this place.
>>217305811/hor/ welcomes them
>>217305424>dead child grief plot
>Men are the Real Horror
>>217306289the theme of Fresh with the crawdad girl
>>217306289>food truck horrorIrl, in the uk, many shawarma places got booked for grinding up dead british girls and selling them to customers kek
>>217306289Foids are so pathetic. That was probably her proudest moment in life.
This has been on my list to watch for ages, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky.
>>217306334alien slags in the curry sauce?
>>217306708Yeah but younger lol
>>217306289When she is bent over the table eating that slop, the aroma and heat from the slop goes into her face mixing with all the make up she is wearing. Nasty.
I'm actually surprised that it took The Green Inferno nearly half the movie to really get into the action. I don't have much experience with the Italian subgenre beyond Cannibal Holocaust but in comparison this felt a lot more like a slower decent into the madness, which actually made for a great start I thought. That and the social activism commentary still holds up well, not a whole lot really has changed in that regard and its great that some of the characters have their own agenda instead of being a binary good and evil.That said none of the jokes in the second half really worked, the CG looks awful and really stands out next to the practical effects, but other than that I don't know why people online seem to loathe this film beyond the insinuation of sexual abuse. That or because the cannibal subgenre is just inherently controversial.
>>217306333Gem movie. Amazing foreshadowing early in the movie.
>>217306925too jewish for the right and too chuddy for everyone else, and yeah not gritty enough for fans of the original cannibal era.It's not perfect but I think it's kino for what it is, and Roth had balls to make what seems like the last unironic exploitation films before the gates closed.Bone Tomahawk perhaps another less in your face one, check that out if you haven't.
>>217306925So hot when she got naked in the cage and started shitting and pissing
Who Can Kill a Child?
>>217306623>
>>217307459He was right though
>>217307441What Have They Done to Your Daughters?
>>217304334Will you fucking die you pathetic whore
>>217307637Who? The bull?
>>217306334If this has happened in Hong Kong in the 90s there would've been a whole franchise about it>>217306624Required viewing
>>217306623Literally all she did was stop and order dinner and became world famous for it. The problem is faggots like you.
>>217306925>I don't know why people online seem to loathe this film beyond the insinuation of sexual abuseThe people who hate it are the type of people it's making fun of
>>217307730She should be ashamed of herself and simps need to rope.
>>217307730see the spam guide
I just put on When Angels Sleep
>>217307749She wasn't even the one who posted it, the food truck was you fucking scumfaggot. I hope they strap you to a nuke and launch your bleeding rectal hole at Israel
>>217307730It’s her demeanour. Very annoying. She is asking for it.
Is there a /hor/ role you could cast Millie Bobby Brown in? I'm her agent and I've been struggling with her.
>>217307782You could tell she has been rehearsing it many times before she went to the food truck.
>>217306289This was her 5 minutes later
>>217307795That new mummy movie would've been good for her.
>>217307837Lmao
>>217307795she could be a first kill in scream or the dumb friend who is kill fodder in the first 50 minuts
>>217307795Probably not. >>217307768Has anyone seen this movie?
>>217307768I am watching this rn too and the girlboss characters are kind of annoying
>>217307795cat and mouse home invasion film starring alongside Billy Bob Thornton, called Milly Bob vs. Billy Bob.
>>217306624Not horror
>>217308231splatter films are more horror adjacent than half the "psychological thrillers" people get worked up about
why did exorcist 3 have scenes like this that feels like something you would see in a naked gun movie? i like it a lot, it's nice to have some humor in a serious horror movie
>>217307795She's already been in /hor/ roles with Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Godzilla vs. Kong, and Damsel.
>>217304206I noticed a cut on my tongue a few hours after licking pussy and I'm freaking out. It should be fine right?
>>217308219this works
Riki-Oh was pure Kin-o. Even better than I thought because I thought it'd be comedic/campy, but it had a much more earnest heart. Reminded me more of all the Van Damme prison films except the violence turned way up. Totally forgotten genre of film.There was one unintentionally funny scene though where the girl just ran straight off the roof. Lmfao.
>>217307707Thank you I'll check it out!
>>217308518Death Warrant is a borderline horror film.It certainly has the atmosphere and vibe of one.
Just finished When Angels Sleep. More thriller than horror. Watch it.
>>217308518Erm, ackchyually, that's not a horror movie, lib
>>217304697Link (1986) looks like it might be good.
>A Muslim amulet causes a mysterious force to emerge from a forest in Bosnia and Herzegovina and terrorize a young couple
>>217308657kek I think I've seen a webm from that, where he walks in on her having a shower
Is the lgbt anon here?
I've been crashing around in my cage like a Primate.
>>217309078>despite all my rage I'm still just an chimp in a cage
How to find an extremely hairy (and preferably fat) gf to watch horrors with /hor/?
>>217309131>extremely hairy (and preferably fat) just get a cat
>>217309131horror conventions or meetup
>>217309184Sadly I'm European so no such things really exist in my shitty country, no one does anything after college age. I really wish I was American, my life would be so great. You people can do anything.
>>217309131manga section at barnes and noble/books a million/ half price books
>>217309210Move to America, if you have an accent you're instantly five times more attractive to girls here
>>217309131The hairy part is easy. You're gonna have to architect your way through this one. Maybe check like local pinball shops or physical media stores.
>>217309250Damn, Millie Bobby Brown really is having trouble finding new roles.
>>217309243>Move to AmericaYeah hopping into the spaceship right now thanks for the advice.
>>217303994Thumbnail looked like an elf holding a flute kek.
>>217309269It's not like I told you to become a foot taller, moving your body from one location to an other isn't some impossible task.
>>217309294lel. she does have perfectly fawny flairs.
>>217309131Just watch Phenomena
>>217309131Step one: don't be a fascist (impossible)
>>217309361She cute
>>217309361Why she do backflip off roof with half twist tho?
>>217309476It's not explained lmao. I think the implication is she tripped and fell, somehow.
>>217303994Please post moar crazy stalker films. I can't get enough of this criminally neglected genre. Stalker can be male or female.I just watched this old one from 1982 starring Morgan Fairchild:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xNxuFt_T4Not the greatest film ever, but Interesting detail is they have a scene explaining what the guy's major malfunction is, (erotomania - the bizarre belief that the celebrity is in love with YOU rather than the other way around as you'd expect regardless of how much said celebrity may try to disabuse them of that notion). Though it's not detailed all that well, and doesn't quite play out that that way in terms of the plot. But I've never seen these films really lay it out or go into that much at all.Seems like a critical detail to really understand the IRL psychology of these particular stalkers, as well as it seems to me like it would make for a better stalker film to use that angle better. It does come as a sudden shock to a lot of celebrities the 'le twist' that's actually what's going on in the heads of their craziest fans:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5srb0t3B5SI
>>217309668>crazy stalker filmsNot usually categorized as a horror movie, but watch The Prowler (1951)
>>217309668she's quite well spoken for a crazy person
>>217309668There's another one called The Fan with Michael Biehn and Lauren Bacall
>>217309722>The Prowler (1951)Thanks anon.>>217309786Quite the writer too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9u9oTR2Gv8>>217309794>Michael BiehnThanks. Maybe why they cast him in the original Terminator because they were going for that vibe where you didn't know if he was a bad guy or not, because he looks like a crazy shitbag in a trench coat stalking Sarah Connor at the start.
>>217309872>skip to random spot>Brent Spiner is being raped by an elephant
>>217309361>1 in 80 japanese women enter the adult entertainment industr-
>>217309928The fact that the human brain can develop erotomania to such an unshakable degree is fascinating in an of itself, like dude WTF?, but the IRL examples of it are just truly astounding.I'd like to understand how this shit even works, along with why Brent fucking Spiner of all people seems to get way more than his fair share:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukYZbeg0D50
>>217309988The brain is just a physical thing, and if something about it is fucked up, like chemically or it gets physically damaged, it can change who you are completely. Like that tranny on /pol/ who was just a normal dude until he got into a motorcycle accident and woke up from the crash believing he was a woman.
>>217309988I think Data is a character that appeals particularly to autistic people, and fans get him and his actor mixed up and become attracted to him.
>>217310056That's pne thing that kinda worries me in relation to AI.Imagine the have-no-mouth-and-I-must-scream type of shit that could go on in Chat-GPT 12.0's fucked up head. It might be worse than it just writing about you being roofied by Captain Picard so he can watch you get forced to rape Spot the cat.
>>217309988Kind of like flat earthers, they always seem to find a way out of it with magic.Googling this though, I realize that Spiner was also the scientist in Independence Day. That never clicked (never seen Star Trek though).
>>217310097>NASA shill detectedI'm sick of you spherecucks trying to push your globeheaded shit in these threads. Fuck off to /sci/ where you can suck Neil deGrasse Tyson's black dick and pretend the ISS is not fake all you want.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDGOyLY3DLw
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>>217309668Not quite that topic, but Dressed to Kill is up there.
Just finished. This was a long time coming and I didn't really want to watch it, but I liked it! It's sad and mean and a "bad shit just happens to people" kind of movie, lol. All the negative reviews from people I follow on letterboxd were from women, lmao, and of course the blame the dad for everything who was barely even in the movie. I was in the right mood for this, purely by chance.
>>217310422I thought I'd seen this but apparently it was The Lodgers...
>>217308231>>217308281Splatter films is a subgenre of horror film there's nothing "adjacent" about it. They belong in this general.
>>217303994>Der Schrott
>>217310608based
Finished watching the Legion cut of Exorcist III. On one hand, it rightfully cuts out the forced exorcism bit at the end, but on the other it entirely cuts out Jason Miller and the unfortunate but sadly necessary interspersing of low quality VHS dailies among the crispy clear HD upscaled footage to fill in some of the missing scenes with the longest being Kinderman's scenes in the cell with the Gemini Killer really takes you out of it and honestly kind of ruins the impact some of them are supposed to have. I haven't read the Legion book, but if Gemini still ends up possessing Father Karras' body at the end of The Exorcist and Kinderman still sees him as Karras the entire time why did Blatty object to Jason Miller's return? I don't think it makes the movie better to exclude him desu I actually think it makes it worse. The original ending with Kinderman just shooting Gemini is rather anticlimactic which is probably why the studio wanted that exorcism scene and it has the fingerprints of retarded test audiences all over it, but it fits better with the kind of story it was trying to tell. Exorcisms were supposed to be an almost extinct practice in the first movie. I'm still not sure if the exclusion and inclusion of other scenes were for the better or worse either but next time I'll probably watch both back to back again just to be sure, but beyond that I think I'll stick to the theatrical cut for any future rewatches I do.
>>217310773Oh and just to be clear I meant the original Legion ending fits better with the story even if it's anticlimactic.
>>217310773I watched some extended cut of Silent Night Deadly Night and the extra footage spliced in that was VHS quality really took me out of it as well. rip.
>>217308281>psychological thrillersWasn't that term invented specifically for Silence of the Lambs so they didn't have to call it horror? There's a lot of overlap there anyway. I still don't get what makes movies like The Sixth Sense and Shutter Island le psychological thrillers over horror aside from their endings. They both have scary scenes in them the endings don't change that fact.
>>217311351Shutter Island is kino and everyone should see it. I've seen Cape Fear as well, but just realized Scorsese has another one called Bringing Out the Dead. Might have to check it out.
Just finished. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one, lol. Starts off snowy and of course grim and focuses on a kid, so it was a good followup to Lodge. Basically what happens is little girl's getting raised alone's mom dies. She grows up to be a goat farmer and single mother to an infant girl herself. She's ostracized and some Christian girl who gets close to her is just setting her up to get raped and kills her goats. I'm retaliation the main girl puts a dead rat in the water supply and everyone dies. She goes into the woods with her baby, gets high on mushrooms and drowns it. Back at her house she realizes what she's done, cooks and eats the baby, and her house burns down. between The Lodge and this, I don't think women can be trusted to take care of themselves bros.
>>217311770average? ok, or regret wasting time on it? I've had that sitting on my computer for so long...
>>217311850Uh, it just moves sooo slow and I can't tell what it's trying to do. It rides a thin line between non-narrative and traditional storytelling because it's kind of "here's just a bunch of shit that happened" it's hard to tell if it has an objective. I'd say free up your drive space and watch it on Tubi sometime, I'm sure they'll have it for a while.
>>217309722Was okay, but I found it a bit meandering. I generally find a lot of noir a bit like that. Same reason I don't like jazz music. Just not my kind of thing.
>>217310773>>217311016Reminds me of how some of the uncensored kills from the 80s F13 movies only exist in VHS quality as well.
>>217311883LMFAO, I just read the spoiler. Like two years ago I wrote a copypasta satirizing european horror with that ending.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204648192/#q204650695
>>217312051On the Stereotypical Arthouse Horror Spectrum it's exactly halfway between The VVitch and Sleep Has Her House. It does feel like something someone who was trying to make fun of The Witch by exaggerating it would make, lol
>>217312138>Sleep Has Her Househmmm haven't seen that, might check it out. trailer looked like you could play black metal over the top of it.I don't dislike arthouse, I just think a lot of the european horror has been taking the piss with the feminist themes and a lot of times the emperor just has no clothes.
>>217312199It's literally just shots of mountains and forests for an hour and a half, lmfao. Unless you do plan on playing metal over it while you fold your laundry, you can skip it
>>217306708english roses
>>217309210>I really wish I was American, my life would be so great. You people can do anything.lmaoyou don't want to be here>t. lifelong American
>R rated horrorwhat? shit looks like mid 2010's kidslop
>>217313411It was supposed to be PG-13 family oriented horror intended as a gateway movie for kids to get into the genre according to Fuller, but there was one scene that pushed it into R. Something about a non-lethal toothbrush injury. A lot of stuff like that like Ernest Scared Stupid, The Witches, Gremlins etc. are very old and we do lack some new classics that aren't just animated so it's a shame it got that rating.
>>217304206or Theeeeee Fan as it's known in the U.S.
>>217310773Interesting, I didn't know there was a different cut, will have to watch soon. I also have to think if I ever saw Dominion. I saw Exorcist 4.
Just finished. Bog standard haunted house flick starring Erin Moriarty but at the time she was nobody so she was third billed but she's the main character. I was bored to death EXCEPT 15 minutes til the end the twist is it isn't a ghost, it's a guy living in their walls. Makes sense why they ditched the original title, Crawlspace, spoils that shit up front. So I liked that, but the first hour is just lots of "why am I watching this shit?" If you like Presence you'll dig this, or seeing Erin in shorts and crop tops pre-bog.
>>217311770>>217311883God this movie hit the spot for me. If you don't like The VVVVVVitch or yuro slowburns, don't even bother.
>>217314100Glad you liked it, bro
Watched 3 movies and only one is kinda horror, but more of a thriller:>OO CeremonyThis is weird and interesting. Even when they explain it to you, it still doesn't make much sense. It's about these brothers that do wedding videography. They work this wedding, but there's no groom and only people are only sitting on the groom's side. There's always this atmosphere of something being not right, which locks you into the movie waiting for it to unfold. I'd recommend giving it a watch since it's only 40 minutes long, definitely won't be for everyone.
>>217313626I saw it in the theater and once it hits streaming and Coraline fans see it this movies going to blow up
>>217313760>Exorcist 4You're aware, there's two entirely different versions of that, right?
>>217314416>once it hits streamingso, today
>>217310081Plus he's fully functional.
>>217314510I mean Netflix
Just found a spider in the corner of my room. Fucker webbed up my door to the other corner. Going to kill him so hard. Fuck spiders.
>>217314721must watch
>>217309668Fatal Attraction probably counts. It's at least horror-adjacent. (also the crossover parody Fatal Instinct)
>>217314778Saw it and didn't like it. Too much drama and a predictable ending. Arachnophobia is still the spider movie king.
>>217314495I thought Dominion was the other version?
>>217314721Spiders are your frens
>>217314943Spiders are demons, fuck them. Cockroaches are up there too, especially the flying ones.
>>217314943i was nearly killed by spider once, pretty not cool
>>217315000You probably deserved it
i think 2026 is looking really bad for horror movies
>>2173150758 legs typed this post. We know you're a spider.
>>217314943spiders are just too adorable to ever seem scary in horror imo
>>217316446Nah I think that's just any movie with scary spiders in it is also going to have Australians in it, so they get graded on a curveBut yeah, most spiders are bros, we should put all eight of our legs towards their betterment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmpBHZWvD8
>horror movie>kid is autistic and calls his parents their first names instead of dad and momliterally more horrifying to me on primal levels you can't possibly understand than any monster, death scene, scare etc.
>>217317114Like that weird kid in The Ring
>>217315149Yeah 2025 was very very underrated 2025 was an endless wave of slightly above average horror movies. I think we started off with Presence.
>>217314778Stupid movie. Swear the movie was meant for a boy protagonist but they just cases a girl.
I can't recall a single thing that went down in the last couple of Scream filmshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aP6xho7bvSU
>>217318627I have hope simply because it's directed & co-written by BASED Williamson.
>>217318627That's because 5 and 6 were fucking awful and zoomers ate them up because they've never seen the "self aware horror movie" thing done in their whole, short lives
>>217318627I remember all of them and if they have a line about it not being peer pressure this time I am going to have to suck off whoever did the continuity >>217318738Fuck you I want to see all the subgenres and standards, I will beat you to death with a bootleg VHS of Four Flies
>>217314913Yeah, I kind of misread the post, since technically they're both Exorcist 4.
Does no one here have a job?
217319402Quality baitNo (You) for you though
>>217319402Not since video stores
>>217319421How is this bait, my boy?People here watch movie after movie after movie non stop. >>217319447
>>217308368nope, you have AIDS trust me I'm a doctor
>>217319489Watching more than 2 movies a day is degenerate. Watching more than 3 horror movies a say is subhuman.
>>217319848agreed
>>217319402Jobs are fascism.
>>217319951>t. reddit mod
>>217319402we all phoneposters in here
>>217309361Wtf was her problem?Also, would
>keep seeing people mention doesthedogdie.com>mostly folks who can't handle animal deaths >out of curiosity, I check it out>they describe the deaths in pretty graphic detail??????
Watch Thesis
Movies I have scheduled to watch tomorrow morning:>Man Finds Tape>Kinki>Kakari Possessed
>>217320683>Alejandro Amenábar>who made The Others (2001)Sold
Just finished watching Keeper. It’s been a while since a movie made me genuinely dislike it.
>>217320815Thesis is now one of my favorite movies. I am on a Spanish horror binge right now. >the Chalk Line>Tin and TinaShould be checking out the Orphanage tonight. Saw When Angels Sleep last night though it is more thriller.
>>217309668
>>217320815The mother in Veronica was the main girl in Thesis. Grim. Female aging.
>>217321553>>217321569Oh it's you from the spam guide.
>>217320777>Kakari Possessedhaven't seen this one, interested in your thoughts
>>217321580What?
>>217321553The Orphanage I can vouch for>>217321580This won't help The Orphanage's case to deny it but I'm not him. I haven't watched the other two because, well, yeah. I've hopes for Thesis because The Others is one of my fav Turn of the Screw adaptations
>>217321908Cause you’re a stupid cuck who needs to be told what to think.
>>217321908Oh I mean it's obvious you're not. You can write full sentences.I keep thinking The Orphanage was directed by Del Toro but he just produced it. And the one I actually need to see is The Devil's Backbone.
>>217322007Watch Tin and Tina
Is this any good?
>>217322068Femslop
>>217322068>Produced by [insert known name]It feels like 9 times out of 10, this is a sign of a bad movie.
>>217322186This is the 1/10
>>217316446they get to me anon ngl. every now and again I wake myself up with a night terror where I think one is in my bed.
>they still haven't seen Faces Of AnneWhy do you hate good movies?
>>217319489>>217319848You have the "just finished" guy posting every day in these threads who apparently watches 5 movies a day. Only a NEET with no social life has the time to do that. Just CTRL+F and you get 5 results all made within the span of 15 hours.
>>217322389Whats this from?
>>217322507“Social life” are for brokies and midwits. I used to work and when you work 40 hours a week, you get stressed and feel the need to get beers, go on vacation or socialize. >neet with no social life watching 5 moviesYou make this sound like a bad thing. Neets irl are not on gibs or welfare but kids from upper middle class or above families.
>>217322507that's multiple anons. but the three movies a day anon at least watches them properly and gives good reviews.
>>217322570This lmfao just inherit properties and you're a NEET what the fuck are these kids yapping about.
>>217322593Movie watchers and then posting about it after are the real mvps. I usually listen to these anons and avoid the small talk, especially if it is about lame fringe movies or old movies discussions.
>>217322570You are literally addicted to spamming up this general with off topic shit. That's your social life and it is the majority of your day. Now excuse me while I hide your autistic jeet nonsense.
>>217322668kill yourself then read what I said again, you neither watch movies properly nor have anything interesting to say
>>217322645>kidsIt isn’t just kids, it is most people.”Muh social life.” Wtf even is that? Your emotional support group full of people who also work mediocre jobs and 9-5 lives? Socializing is socializing. Normie tier insults and comebacks are so hilarious. I would rather watch horror movies by myself and not with people.
>>217322691See the spam guide.
>>217322674What? I am not those anons. >>217322691Okay, Mr. I cannot think for myself.
>>217322668I don’t bother with reviews. I get the name of the film and look up the plot and director or whatever and decide if I want to watch it.
>should I watch X film? I am npc and cannot think for myself
>>217322507I don't watch 5 movies a day, it's usually 2-3 new movies in the morning. That takes me about 4-4.5 hours. That's doable if you have a job, just have to manage your time correctly. Now, I might watch something else during the day, but it's in the background and something I've already seen.>muh social lifeI hate people, do horribly in the heat, and have bad social anxiety. All I want in life is to indulge in my hobbies and be left alone.>>217322593I wouldn't say they're good reviews, but I do my best to articulate my thoughts, no matter how shit it comes out.>>217322668Hope you've liked some of the movies I've watched and posted about.
>>217322753Only real human here.
I won’t watch a movie unless people circlejerk it endlessy
>watch movies properlycringe
>>217322817**means in his place under the stairs while Tyrone keeps his wife busy**
>>217322724
>>217322691You sound like a huge faggot redditor. You probably take notes during the movie and then post your thoughts on /horror
>>217322817>>217322840Probably also a coffefag too
>>217322569Infested. Kind of good, kind of shit.
>>217322840Explain?
>>217322389>>217322952Does a dubbed version of this exist? Or are subs my only option?
>>217323101Just subs. It's a decidedly french film (including all the muh minorities stuff)
>>217323151For some reason I can sometimes put up with brown minorities in French movies but not American ones.
>>217322674Bro is fighting with himself
>>217322467Maybe tonight
>>217322570There are no kids here though. Just grown ups in their 40s.
>>217309668new one on the wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgYGMgVB_Yc
>>217323914Every character looks dispicable.
>>217322874>You probably take notes during the movielmao
>>217325268>t - 20min. black character meets white female>t - 25min Jump scare 8/10> t- 35min wfbm sex scene 10/10Reminder ** post on reddit>t -50min jumpscare 6/10
>>217325758LOL
trve
>>217327124Fuck tomboys
>>217327124best part of that film for sure. otherwise ruined by cgi nonsense.
Got home from work and ate. Now I am watching Chronos. How is everyone doing?
Jesus Christ this thread went full shitshow mode while I was asleep
>>217327846What shitshow?
>>217327846What do you mean?
>>217327832Ok now I'm realizing I haven't seen Chronos, Mimic or The Devil's Backbone. So interested how you find that.>>217327832Just hide all that shit.
>>217327955I never seen those either. Ron Perlman looks so young in Chronos.
>60's teen horror movie>Suddenly a dance scene
>>217327955Hide what? His dinner?
>>217328034What movie has this?
>>217328034>Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
Watching Chronos right now. Pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vHjwqXOV-UI can't believe this is supposed to be a "kids" horror movie. This exact scene would make me cry as a kid.
>>217328234even as an adult "stuff in the microwave/dryer" is just unpleasant and I hate seeing that meme. I think there's a scene like that in Urban Legend.adult in the oven in Thanksgiving was disturbing but fine.
>>217328174Oh you're Pissman. Nevermind I couldn't care less what you think.
>>217328107Several. I just finished Sting Of Death and they start flailing around to Neil Sedaka at one point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzadUo474LoCan't imagine why this never caught on.The Horror At Party Beach features a literal (and litoral) dance battle.>>217328121It's now the Mash. It's now the Monster Mash.
>>217328313Huh
You can see Del Toros talent in 1992. Guess Devils Backbone is next.
>>217303994This film had a lot of Nazi iconography hinted throughout it, which is what I assume the ending is referencing. Excellent soundtrack as well.
>>217328841But what about the actresses? Were they cute?
This movie really thinks its saying something about relationships but it really isn't Also, the hiker couple fusion monster just let them sleep in the cave on the first night without bothering them?
Damn, Filmax Productions has all the top Spanish horrors. Gonna watch them all. >Beyond Re-Animator>Rec>Rec 2>Red Genesis>Rec 4 >When Angels Sleep>Feria: Dark Light>Bacelona Vampires>Tin and Tina
>>217328405Oh yes, says right here. And it's a graveyard smash.
>>217329048the very final scene fell flat, unlike Allison Brie's tits which looked pretty good>Also, the hiker couple fusion monster just let them sleep in the cave on the first night without bothering them?kek, good point
Just put on [REC]
>>217329239Such a classic
