>All of the most attractive Hollywood actors are AustralianBuilt. Different.
Australia is the most promiscuous country in the world and all the women are sluts. Even incels can get laid here.
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>>217306064It's impossible to have sex in Australia if you're not a 6'3 extroverted tradie, footy player or drug addict with a mullet and broad shoulders
>>217305999Australians centre their culture around gym going and being one of the lads, why would they not be handsome?
Forcing white people to exist in extreme climates breeds superhumans.
Sidney Sweeny is from Spokane
>>217306081I'm a 5'8 average looking guy and even I've managed to have 9 sexual partners by 25. It's impossible to not have sex here unless you are extremely autistic or ugly.
>>217305999Kangaroos will eat them later, so whatever
>>217305999Australians are wild and exotic but still unthreatening for being white. They're perfect for Hollywood
>>217305999I am impressed by Victoria's Bg Build.
>>217307335>unless you are extremely autisticNTA, but this is my problem
>>217307480Actually we eat the kangaroos, unironically. Their flavor is pretty different to anything else.>>217307536Is Bg Build a train builder? Not too familiar with Victoria but I heard all their trains are made in Victoria, which is pretty based. I will be forever pissed off that we stopped building cars in Australia however.
>>217307560>Is Bg[sic] Build a train builder?It's a rail construction project.
>>217305999Now don't skimp on giving them some acting talent the next time you build them: Hemsworth, Worthington, etc
>>217307560Ok, then cassowaries and dingos with the odd abbo thenI know you fags get ate over there, you’re just hiding it from the world
>>217307830>cassowariesI'd never even heard of that thing before today kek.>dingos with the odd abbo thenAs if anyone with more than one brain cell visits NT anyway, they can keep that shithole to themselves like they do already.
>>217305999Bongs must seethe. I guess if you lock up your most violent offenders and criminal minds, those who survive and produce offspring are chadder than most. Natural selection survival of the fittest at work. Then again they are descended from convicts. I wonder if this translates to a form of sociopathy where you don't simply give a fuck, a trait Australians seem to flex
>>217307945>lock up your most violent offenders and criminal mindsThat's not even who got sent, it was during a time where stealing a piece of bread or having sex outside of marriage was an extremely serious crime. England was overflowing with people being imprisoned for petty shit and that's why the US and Australia ended up with penal colonies, because the UK prison system was in total overflow.Anyone who did any violent shit in those days just went to the gallows in merry ol' England, not to a new island.
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>>217307335>extremely autisticMostly correct except for this part. I'm average looking with fucked teeth and extremely autistic, and even I've fucked multiple women. And this isn't even counting all of the (now) obvious missed chances where women were definitely coming onto me but I was obliviously autistic and never realised.
>>217305999Trips of truth. Is Mel Gibson considered an honorary Australian?>>217307560>Their flavor is pretty different to anything else.This sounds intriguing. I've heard about the health benefits of kangaroo meat before but never considered that it might taste anything special.
>>217305999>Anglo genes + sunIt's a good mix. Pity the country is going down the tubes due to retarded government.
Classically handsome Australian actors like Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe and Sam Neill?
>>217307560>Their flavor is pretty different to anything else.Tastes like lean beef with a slightly gamey taste. I don't find it all that unique. Or good desu. Needs more fat. Also why is it expensive now? It used to be a cheap alternative to beef. Now it's almost the same price per kg but a much, much worse protein.
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>>217307811It also included road projects like the Westgate Tunnel that cost billions to make and nobody is using.Too bad they didn't use that money to buy some water bombers because now half of the state is burning to the fucking ground.
>>217308269>Tastes like lean beef with a slightly gamey taste. I don't find it all that uniqueIt's hard to think of much else that tastes like beef and game though. Good seasoning also goes a long way, like wood smoked sea salt just to start with.>Or good desuDepends on how you cook it. Do it wrong and it turns out like shit, it's an extremely fine line between good and terrible.>It used to be a cheap alternative to beef. Now it's almost the same price per kg but a much, much worse protein.Pure profit and shitty inflation on everything else, pretty much everything has gone up by an insane amount lately. I found old receipts in a jacket recently for stuff I bought in just 2019 and prices were about 1/3rd what they are now.
>>217308289>Westgate Tunnel that cost billions to make and nobody is usingIsn't it primarily for trucks and people trying to bypass to East Melbourne? I'm on the East side myself so I've not used the tunnel yet and haven't cared to know about it.
>>217308301>Depends on how you cook it. Do it wrong and it turns out like shit, it's an extremely fine line between good and terrible.It's overcook it and it's shit, like all lean meats. It's just so lean that it's an easy line to cross. Now that I could just buy a porterhouse steak for the same price, which will taste better regardless, I do not see the point in buying roo.
>>217308347Like I said, seasoning and whether you want some of that game taste is your preference. Same as how some people have steak with gravy or just have it with some salt and pepper (which is how I do it, medium rare and a bit of salt with a touch of pepper is all you need).
>>217308377I don't know what your end game is here. I've acknowledged it's lean and I know how to cook it and it's still worse than beef. I would only buy it if it were still cheap.
>>217307335I'm 6'5, reasonably handsome, and capable of competently masking in public. How the fuck did you pull it off?
>>217308421>I'm 6'5, reasonably handsome, and capable of competently masking in publicat least one of these things is not true, that's why you're not getting any
name one that isnt monke
>>217308317I'm in the west of the state (used to live near Footscray), and yeah, thats what it's supposed to be for, but apparently the tolls are so expensive it's like a ghost town. It's funny that the Andrews govt paid billions to scrap the Easy West Tunnel contract which would have been used (anyone that's been stuck trying to get off the Eastern Fwy at Hoddle St can attest to that) but then went ahead with this white elephant.
>>217308639I think the toll is $5 which is pretty high, other West side tolls are only a dollar or two as I recall. It's been a long time since I was on the Western side and that entire section from Sunshine West to the West Gate is a nightmare of constantly lane switching so you don't end up on the wrong exit.
>>217307335>>217308421Note he didn't say anything about drugs. I know this type and they're just fuckwits who fuck roast beef sluts who'd fuck any bloke for a beer and tabs
>>217308739The fuck? I don't do drugs and don't hang out with those types at all, I've never even been to a nightclub. The girls I've been with were normie or kinda nerdy, not turbo club sluts.
>>217307335what am I doing wrong ufck
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>>217305999Why are Australian women generally good looking while British women look homunculi made from combining a pig with a potato?
>>217308678The last time I drove in Melbourne the tunnel was still under construction, and the Westgate was a clusterfuck from the bridge to out past the Ring Road interchange. I had to go to a funeral in Altona so I just got off at the Western near Deer Park and went through Derrimut and Lavo North instead of dealing with that shit. I try to avoid going into Melbourne if I can, but that was one of the few times I couldn't avoid it. The last time I was in the CBD was horrifying.
>>217308847For every hot Aussie like Margot Robbie or Samara Weaving, we have at least 3 Rebel Wilsons.
>>217308851It's been a few years since I drove right in the CBD, usually I park somewhere outside it and get public transport in. >>217308869I don't see fat women like that all that much anymore, fitness has really taken over in the last decade or so. Pilates and those weird super heated women only gyms are everywhere these days.
>>217308264New Zealand is part of Australia, same way Hawaii and Puerto Rico are part of the USA.
>>217308895you live on the gold coast or something? there's fat chicks absolutely everywhere where i am and they're all gigasluts, it's an architect's delight
>>217307536>above ground train stations in 2026>multicultural countryaustralia is 30 years behind the first world. all of chinas train stations are underground, modern, clean + china is a homogenous country. this is what happens when you let jews have power, they destroy your country while enriching themselves
>>217308953East Melb but I go into the CBD for work a lot, and I never see fatties. I used to see plenty in Brisbane (especially Queen Street Mall) when I was up there though but not really on the Gold Coast.
>>217308961Melbourne has multiple forms, Sydney too. Trams, trains, buses and the subway (Brisbane has a monorail too as I recall).
>>217306064That sounds based as hell
>>217308990It's going to slow because of new English requirements for visas that have been implemenetd which had jeets back in India absolutely seething last year. What I've been seeing lately is Colombians, I have no idea why they've chosen Australia of all places.
>>217308895Maybe my stats are slightly off because I live in an area that has more fat people than Indians, but even some of the skinny ones have that "Rebel Wilson but with ozempic" look.
>>217309064Is ozempic really that popular here in Australia? I haven't seen many people with "the look" around Melb but maybe it's different in Brisbane lately, as I haven't been up there in at least 5 years now.
>>217309014but its still a third world shithole.
>>217309090If we're being real here, isn't everywhere? Can you really point to any country that isn't a thirdie shithole now?
>>217308961They allow 4chan in China?
>>217309108china
>>217309140Kek
>>217308953>there's fat chicks absolutely everywhere where i amI only find this to be true in bogan suburbs.
>>217308280Hearty chuckle.gif
>>217308289>thinking the state govt gives a fuck about anything north of Sunbury
>>217305999alcock is ugly though
>>217308762I’m 6’3” and fairly well built. I’ve lived in three different countries and every state and territory in Australia except NT and SA. And the only place I had an extended dry spell was Bendigo. It was weird, it was like they wouldn’t fuck me because I wasn’t related to them.
>>217309887Bendigo is just boring as shit, it makes me feel sad whenever I've been there, idk why. The places I got some the most were Brisbane and Melbourne.
>>217309887>>217309898Bendigo is a real place? I thought it was just made up.
>>217309991It's a city about 2 hours north of Melbourne. It's alright, but pretty boring and doesn't have much to do. It's pretty nice looking though since it has a lot of Victoria era architecture everywhere and has a lot of nice parks.I've only been there 3 or 4 times but I feel pretty bored after about 2 hours.
>>217309898It’s a great place if you know how to make friends. Pace of life is slower so hanging out with mates a few days a week is pretty enriching.
>>217310085I really didn't like the road layout, it all reminded me of Melbourne, especially when traffic really picked up. It was strange for what is a considerably small city. Very pretty though and I've no doubt good friends can be made there, but 2 hours is a little too long for me to go and people there probably feel the same. Sucks when distance gets in the way of friends and relationships.
>>217308066Descended from thieves and diddlers. Got it.
>>217307335>extremely autistic or ugly.how about both in my case.
>>217309083what's the ozempic "look" look like?
>>217310022being flooded with immigrants.
>>217310374Is it? I'd noticed jeets had disappeared from the Melbourne area lately, so are they all going to Bendigo now? Fucking sad if true, no city deserves that.
>>217310397They're all over Victoria, even the rural town my dad comes from. Jeets own the local milk bar now. Heartbreaking
>>217310517They're disappearing from Melbourne which is really weird, I don't know what's going on with that but I'm not complaining. I'm saddened they're appearing in the smaller cities and rural towns though, that's fucked.
>>217310546To think that soon foreigners will be on the local council, having power over the place where my ancestors are buried
>>217310251Like fucking anorexia because it's a dietary suppressant.
>>217310517Hey at least your fucking milk bar is still there. That's more than can be said for a lot of the country.
>>217311018I'm pretty sure most people on ozempic are still fat as shit. You truly cant out medicate mental illness and addiction, these people definitely cant outrun it either hahaIt's spiritually the same as steroids. You wouldn't know 80% of the gymbros that are blasting insane amounts by looking at them
>>217305999Why does op lie?
>>217305999It's not a real country c'mon now lol
>>217310546Bendigo was 99% white when I moved there in 2000, they even had a town meeting not long after where they debated letting refugees settle there. Now it’s full of brown people, makes me sick.
>>217308762>>217309887I highly doubt it, what are you doing to pull these chicks? You're either lying about yourself or massively exaggerating the virtues of the slags you've fucked
seriously almost every blonde and blue eyed actor in Hollywood is Australianhow do they do it?
>>217305999And russians and south african too. Mutts are ugly.
>>217311684>what are you doing to pull these chicksI have a decent career, look after myself, am tall, and ask them questions about themselves.
>>217311947Seriously, read ‘How to make friends and influence people’. It’s not a meme title. >been married 16 years now so am done banging sloots
Anyone else had to read this nonce's books in high school?
for at least my first 10 years of life all I've ever known of Australia was Crocodile Dundee
>>217308953Fattest sheilas i've seen were in geelong chippy shop and subsequent gas station on my way to twelve apostles
>wake up early to watch cartoons before school>turn on tv>see thiswat do
>>217311443Fucking councils man.Fix the roads with tax money? NahRefugees that'll take much more tax money? Yeah
>>217311684>what are you doing to pull these chicks? Work, friends, events (conventions, game nights at gaming stores). I also managed to have a brief relationship with a barista since I took the chance on asking her out. >massively exaggerating the virtues of the slagsHow? They were normal or kinda nerdy. If those sorts of women are some incredible and unattainable type to you, then you are truly hopeless. In my mind I consider getting club sluts a lot harder since that's where chads would be (or at least so the meme goes, I've never actually been in a club to see what all these people look like).
>>217312171Wank
>>217312294'ankin me 'ick
>>217312250NTA but you sound not autistic and even slightly extroverted, you have absolutely no idea what it's like for the autists that post here and you should either stop LARPing or be more specific about your interactions.
>>217306081i was about to correct you but you got me dead to rights first off.
>>217308280hes an honorary Aussie
>>217310022Bendigo is a place that has no reason to existthe goldmines are closedthere is literally no reason for people to still be therethe location is shit, no good rivers, hardly any local economythe few good buildings it has are very nice, but Melbourne has plenty more from that erait could be worse though, could be Ballarat
>>217308264reminder that Australian isn't an ethnicity, so all of those "Australian" and "New Zealander" actors are all just British people
>>217306064>. Even incels can get laid hereYou'd think so but, no.
