>Bam Margera Says He Won't Film New Stunts For New 'Jackass' MovieEarthrocker bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36AHundImzg
>>217307903Good, Bam doesn't need those bums.
He can get pissed on any day. He doesn't need Jackflop.
>>217307903one wrong move and he'll drop dead
>>217307903His wife looks like a shameful goldigger. Look at her face arouse when he mentions money. Poor bastard.
>>217308326Nah man, it's true love, you wouldn't understand
>>217307903They should all jump him and kick his fucking ass for the movie. It'll be funny.
>>217307903They're all too damn old to be doing stunts anymore
It ain't gay.
>>217307903Stupid addict junkie
>>217307938This. Also we don't need or want more jackass. steve-o and Johnny can go suck a lemon.
>>217307980He's shredding it on his skateboard again thoughbeit
>>217308326>>217308416Yeah. He’s a wonderful father and model citizen. He deserves so much better than some destructive, self centered asshole who thinks the entire world revolves around them.
>>217308812k
>>217307903Good. He'd probably die. What a pathetic jack-- what a fucking loser.
>>217308759>thoughbeitHey, a retard ITT!
>>217308837what's with the rage bro?
>>217308844
JACKFLOP
>>217307903That's the right call. The guys at Jackass are way too old and pozzed.Earth rocker won again
>>217308858fat vampirewhat does it mean?
>>217308858He didn't invent a language he just made alternate symbols for the regular alphabet.
>tfw we'll never get to see the shower of piss stunt>tfw we'll never get to see the train of flesh stuntIt hurts.
>>217308920cope
We might be going to war with China some day...We need this mad lad to drop another rap song to rally the cause.
>"Look's like shredding gnar's back on the menu, boys!"
>>217308865Y'know, it IS kinda weird after the whole 'Bad Grandpa' movie (you know, where Johnny Knoxville tossed bills at a prepubescent boy dressed in drag), he slowly gets further back into Hollywood's graces, complete with more cameos and roles in television series, a much more tame Jackass film bereft of what made the series famous and popular in the first place, and now hosting a revival of 'Fear Factor'. Bam may have been mad but he could have been on to something...
>>217308928>there's a man on the plane writing in Arabic!
Of course. He's just going to use old stunts. Like the one where he goes in a well and a bunch of guys piss and cum on him.
God, I miss 2019-2022 Bam, it was truly early 2000s worthy. The second coming of Bam.
>>217309257Covid Bam was truly a gift from God. We honestly need another catastrophe.
lol we're not ready
>>217308927>the shower of piss stuntI no want>train of flesh stuntWhat the fuck is that? I am scared.
>>217309006This guy works as an oyster shucker at an oyster bar last time i checked i shit you not pretty dumb for him not to milk his career a bit before calling it quits.
WHERES THE SKATEPARK IN ICELAND BAM
>>217309331>glasgowit wasn't his fault
Why didn't they let bam create the skatepark bros?
>>217307958It's crazy that for around $10 I can have the best day of my life, thanks to alcohol. All I have to do is drive to the store and buy a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice and a pack of 305 menthols. It's people that make life miserable, it's fucking people.
>>217308729but enough about you
HEY PHILIP CLAPP
>>217309680>All I have to do is drive to the store and buy a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice and a pack of 305 mentholsFor $10? Do you live on a reservation?
>>217308858>the 97th bitter beinglost it here
You an ape?
*applies shoe polish*25 MINUTES PHIL
>>217307903>fat washed up retard won't be in the latest boomlennial nostalgia cash grab
>be an enforcer for the Philly mob>have ten bodies under your belt>be personally responsible for relaying messages to imprisoned DeCavalcante members and to John fucking Gotti, as a made man but kinda flying under the radar>get rewarded with ten points of a few fronts in return>eventually manage to accumulate enough to comfortably open and operate a mid-sized bakery to get your family set, especially your newly-wed brother and his wife>life seems to run smoothly>years pass, you settle and try to live as a civilian>you look back into that life>you never made it into lieutenant or lived a lavish lifestyle>kinda like Al in Donnie Brasco>hey, at least your family is set, you are respected and your balls are intact, so who gives a fuck>Nicky fucking Scarfo calls you from prison out of the blue one day>says he has a special mission for you>take a deep breath, you don't need to get ready, you were born ready>The boss says he likes you personally and he wants to thank you for years of service>he says he knows you have a nephew who likes "them skateboards">asks you if he's any good>you respond that he is>the boss tells you he just bought a failing skateboard company that still has legitimacy with the skaters, something with Mean Street or Smack Street, you don't remember and don't care>he's gonna sponsor your nephew>you feel personally honoured, let him know too>the boss lets you know he has big plans for your nephew, it's not just a gesture to placate you>fast forward 12 years later>the (other) family wants you to oversee their interests over the new show they are producing with Bam>you came out of retirement only to be 12 years the undeclared agent of your brother's kid to be tortured by that little brat>because there was no way you were going to argue with the man who had Michael Jackson sing for his daughter's wedding
>Jackass 5 intro>*fades to black*>*open scene*>"BAM QUIT SUNKIN MY DICK I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNIN"
>>217308928>unemployed mfers at 3 AM
>>217307903>Johnny Knoxville throws fake snake at him
>>217309257thisi mean im happy for him getting his shit together but goddamn earthrocking bam was fucking great
>>217307903This is the first hollywood film where you need to be able to spot AI. or just laugh at le funny computer cartoon of Bam fighting KNOXVILLE
>>217307903i'm wasted and wounded...
>>217307903Holy shit he is STILL airing that dirty laundry and blaming others. Hes either white knuckling it or some toned down earthrocking.
Because he's old as fuck and you have those dudes riding on a show that was made 20+ years ago. Let it fucking go.
>>217308865deepest lore
>>217312262Sometimes when people get sober they get really uppity about it, I can totally see those ex alcoholics and drug addicts putting bam down. Mostly like a punching bag and someone to blame when they want to use and have cravings. >YOURE ON PILLS BAM I WAS ON PILLS THATS NOT FAIR WAAAHHH WAAAAHHH
>>217309331I didn't even see this, damn.
>>217312333I forgot he takes adderall. that would explain a lot about his agitation if he took it his way.
>>217308928>heartogrampottery
>>217307903good
>>217308858Very good content this, even if it's too esoteric for me
>>217308858>raab yourselfkek
Remember when Bam's wife was disappointed when he bought a white dildo instead of a black one?
>>217312604No, it was because it was fucking stupidly huge
This just in, I won't be doing any films with Wes Anderson. Early reports are saying I wasn't asked either
>>217309074>after the whole 'Bad Grandpa' moviehe was acting before jackass, he wanted to be an actor. he was acting in pretty big shit way before bad grandpa with films like The Dukes of Hazard.you're a schizo retard.
>>217308928>created his own languageno he made a wingdings font.
>>217312751He ripped off his look from a dude in a David Lynch film. I forgot which one for some reason.
Is it possible to avoid this disgustly bloated head / face look as you age? It really sickens me
>>217312800Mulholland drive, the dude that speaks to woody Harrelson being woody harrelson.
>>217312751Dude you forgot The Ringer
