Has somebody ever walked in on you watching something embarrassing/ walked in on the wrong moment of a show?
A neighbor girl came over to watch the lost boys when we were around 10. Mom walks in during the sex scene. Turns it off and sends her home. Get the talk.
No because I'm a grown man and I live alone
>>217308293Had a work mate walk into my hotel room while I was getting my cock sucked by a hooker in Panama city back in the day. The look on his face was hysterical, and he quickly left without saying a word.
my wife got home the other day and I was watching the 3rd episode of the Bel Air remake confirming I was watching more after we agreed the pilot was bad
My mother came home early from work one day when I was in high school, and I had my girlfriend on top of me on the couch with my fingers in her pussy while my face was in her tits. My mother was shocked to see that, but I'd like to think that she was proud at the same time knowing that her son wasn't a faggot.
>>217308293My older sister when I was cumming to the orgasm machine scene in Barbarella. It gave her a fetish.
>>217308355You never watched film until you left home?
>>217308381That is truly embarrassing.
>>217308391what fruit did he eat?
If it wasn't for the grocery store and work I would probably never speak to another human being
>>217308381funniest one itt
>>217308509
>>217308509At least you're working
>>217308391
Was watching Dogville and it was entirely SFW up to the point my mom walked in during the rape scene.
>>217308293I won't fall for your screenshot/greentext farming scheme.
>>217308509if you get groceries at 6 am you usually won't have to talk to anyone there either
Dad walked in on me watching blue mountain state, ruined the show for me even though it was good
My parents and aunt's and uncles and cousins all walked in on me when I was wearing a wet diaper and pink sissy outfit with headphones on gooning to diaper sissy hypno.I didn't hear them come in due to the headphones.They all laughed at me, except my mother, who cried and screamed.They kicked me out of the house and I'm now using the wifi at McDonald's while gooning in the bathroom.
>>217309890>McDonald'sYou should get a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
I don't know if the post above mine is truthful, but a buddy of mine at work said when he was a kid he walked in on his dad wearing a bra and panties jerking off.
>>217309929I can't help but think of that guy who murdered his kid after his kid found photos of him wearing women's underwear while literally eating shit.
>>217309956harrowing
>>217309929wait, so he was walking around the house jerking off, and walked in on his dad in women's underwear?
>>217310049The English language has glaring problems like this
>>217308293My mom once walked in on me when I was jerking off to shemale porn. I had to convince her that I'm not gay afterwardsn
>>217310213Did you ever convince yourself?
The door was open but my dad walked by when my friends where watching scary movie at the part where the Wayans brother that was a closeted fag told his girl to talk dirty to him and she says "fart in your mouth! Piss on the walls". Of course my dad being a boomer had no idea what type of movie it was and probably thought it was a serious movie, shot me a look that was a mix of concern and annoyance.
>>217310233Trans are not male they are another gender therefore it's not gay. You can also see that gay and trans/shemale are separate categories on porntubes. Why would they be if shemale is gay? It means that people who watch shemale do not watch gay.
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>>217310348you have a point
>>217308293My friends and I were watching Team America: World Police, and my mom walked in during the sex scene
Sister visited during the Cat Orgy episode of South Park.