FAILS THREAD
>>217311228Jesus wept.
What a waste of a perfectly good 'fee.
>>217311228
>>217311228KEEP JONAH'S NAME OUT YO MOUTH
>>217311228nice 'shop
>>217311309The Lord humbles
>>217311228OP’s life
>>217311309>nog left hangingI like her.
>>217311309that jiggle mhmmhmhm
>>217311244for there were no more worlds to conquer.
>>217311309>slips>instant group of white knights surrounding herMaybe becoming mentally ill and turining into a tranny is worth it after all
Anyone have that pix of Emma Roberts?
silly penguin
>>217311539there's a cruel irony to how desperately he wants to be cool but he has some kind of mr bean curse placed on him
>>217312640Literally me.
>>217311309Why was there a lady with one glove on ready to take the bagel? Surely this is from a film.
>>217312603No one is going to be crowding around you, even in a dress
>>217311309That air conditioner isn't installed correctly.
>>217311309Good morning, I hate women.
>>217311309where did all those people come from?
>>217313324When a beautiful white woman is in trouble, random normies just spawn in to help her.
>>217311539 >"Not again!" Jonah thought, feeling the hard-earned self confidence rushing out of his body. Just a moment ago he had the world in his hands, rocking his new airpods, the black outfit he carefully chose to accentuate his weight loss and a stern look at future projects in the distance that were sure to come. This time he saw the paparazzo from far away and he instantly knew this was his chance. Present them the real Jonah, not the chubby comedic stereotype that gets humiliated in European talk shows, the walking punchline, the living joke. No, not this time. Confidently closing in on the shot, he suddenly felt it falling, the caramel söy frappuccino he had completely forgotten about splashing on his hand as it dropped to the ground, soiling his 900$ limited edition sneakers. When he heard the click of the camera he knew it had been too good to be true. He tried to march stoically past the paparazzo, ignoring his taunts making sure he couldn't see the tears building up behind his tinted glasses. "One day I'll show them all!", he thought. "One day I'll make them all pay!"
>>217311539I love this image. He doesn't even know yet, it's perfect. I like to imagine that this incident caused him to have another radical style/weight change. Like he's so used to doing it that even a small embarrassment can spoil a "personality" for him.
>>217311309Man what a rough life is must be to be a beautiful white woman
>>217313495it can be
>>217311539Looks like the type of faggot that would get an iced latte. Just get a cold brew faggot
>>217313504Ok women slipping is my new kink
>>217312640Trapped in a glass box and laughed at for eternity.... fuck this world
>>217313504LMAO
>>217313712Gorillafags in shambles
>>217312640Deserved for not fucking sliding
Do animals feel embarrassment when this happens?
>>217311228>>217311539>>217313421>>217312646There's no way the fat kid from Superbad deserved this fate. It's so unfair.
>>217313815Feel free to fuck off, devansh.
>>217312603You forgot the part where’s she’s hot, white, rich, and famous in addition to being a woman.
>>217311539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
>>217311539>jonah, jonah over here! take a cool pose for us!
>>217314021he brought this unto himself the whole "be a punching bag for laughs" bit drove him crazy
>>217313504genuinely mindboggling how people are able to slip and fall, and not have their instinct tell them to put their arms up (to protect their face, let alone their head). bitch dove straight into the concrete like van persie when he sees balls
>>217314083I have no idea what your babbling is supposed to mean.
>>217311539This is the best he ever looked
>>217314218kek
>>217312603>>217313324>>217313495Are Indians pretending to not understand what a film crew is? Why can't everyone stop pretending to be retarded on this site?
>>217314736always funny to see phoneposters pretending to be better than anything
>>217312671
>>217314483That's because you speak Indistani.
>>217313712>>217313815>gorillafags want us to believe these guys could take on the agile, majestic bulk of a grizzly
>>217313479This is verbatim of the message I was going to type here.
>>217314083>devanshI thought that seemed an odd one, since it's so specific and I haven't actually heard it used to reference pajeets before. There's like 15 posts shilling for the new superman that have devansh written in them. Presumably these are all you.
>>217314980>b-but he can hold the bear off with his fing-AACKKKK
>>217313815he didnt fly so good
>>217315082It's a fairly common name in India. Why do you try to use the archives as a crutch? You could just not spam your AI slop.
>>217312640haven't laughed this hard in a while thanks
>>217311539
>>217312640The movements of those penguins don't convince me. The one on the slide must be a man in a realistic costume, and the other in the water must be submersibles robots.
>>217311591KEK
>>217312640Holy shit.
>>217315239>It's a fairly common name in IndiaI'm sure you would know. >Why do you try to use the archives as a crutchCrutch? I just point out relentless spam when I see it. Don't post the same thing every day and people won't notice. >You could just not spam your AI slop.That's what you're seething about? It's not AI you fucking retard. It's a video from 2022. AI couldn't do anything nearly that clear in 2022. It's either CGI or a person in a suit with a quick cut to a stiff model being pushed down a hill.
>>217314736Hope she sees this saar.
>>217315239>It's a fairly common name in India>normal threads use names that were memes on 4chans to call posters Indian>capeshit threads use actual common Indian namesI'm noticing
>>217312671Ricecels giving girls the ick as usual.
>>217311539Punished Jonah
>>217315239I work with a ton of jeets and have never, ever heard that name
>>217311309Anal.
>>217313421
>>217314419monke slip
>>217315441>>217315471>>217315648>street shitter typing up a storm because nobody likes his AI garbagewew
>>217315773its funny when it happens to them
>>217316015They need coordination training.
>>217314868>drops the single one while keeping the other two balancedHow did she fuck up that bad?
>>217316096she dropped the top one she was sippin out of, the others on the bottom were unopened
>>217316096>>217316127The straws tell the tale
>ai has gotten to the point where people dismiss things from years ago as aiwew what a world
>>217316096>skim looking
>>217316015the hand reaching up at the endingmy ass hurts
>>217316015love this nigga
>>217316096this will never be funny
>>217311539More proof that only fags and women wear that bluetooth headphone shit
>>217312640hitting water like that is like hitting concrete
>>217312640Stupid bastard
>>217312646>"there's a cruel irony to how desperately he wants to be cool but he has some kind of mr bean curse placed on him"I'm picturing this quote in some kind of biography about him, with a "-anonymous 4chan user, on Jonah Hill" in italics following it
>NOOO WAT U MEAN I CAN'T CHEAT ON TEST OF ROTATING 3D OBJECT IN MY MIND
>>217313421kek
>>217313421>>217313479>>217315037i am howling with fucking laughter at our shared enjoyment of thisi love this place sometimes
>>217316015We could all learn a thing from this monkey. He stumbled and fell but didn't stop pursuing the goal. Did he become self-conscious and deny himself the fruit he so richly deserves? No!
>>217314305she does try to put her arm under her but she both does a bad job of it and it slips away immediately. women struggle with falling though, this is truet. husband to a wife that has broken bones in falls other people would barely need to brush off from
>>217313256Yes it is
>>217314419what's funny to me is how it looks like the monkey goes to take off with it's earnings, sees it's running right towards wet stone, decides to slow up a bit to avoid slipping... and that slowing down action is what makes him eat shit
>>217316922Christ
>>217316096this nigga has never successfully solved a slylock fox, i guarantee it
>>217314218Should be that French woman who mocked him in the red dress then it would be perfect.
>>217317208NOOOOOOOO
>>217316922watching the men on the sidelines feel their souls leave them
>>217317179i haven't solved a slylock fox in 30+ years and i remember this one specifically. damn.
>>217313421Lmao
>>217312640did he die?
>>217317244probably because you've seen us goon to cassandra for an entire thread until it hits bump limit
my favorite .webm
>>217313504i chortled
>>217317266i do believe that has happened but never seen a slylock thread, is that /co/?
>>217317179>other people accuse you of something that could be verified by the phone company in the morning>"the law" forces it's way into your house by way of "private inspector" who lets his shirtless trash gremlin LITERALLY SKATEBOARD IN YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR SHITit's a cruel world for such a fragile cat
>>217317278the slylock thread happens in between the gooning and usually the gooning begins as a layton threadcome on man, are you THAT new?
>>217316925how many people have died on this?
>>217316922Me in the bleachers getting up and leaving at 0:11.
>>217317208he didn't fly so good
>>217316925SAVAGE
>>217317268kek
>>217317126that's called ironing
>>217312666its from a film but she wasnt supposed to slip in that scene producers were relieved to see they did away with a million dollar lawsuit
>>217317362like, he had alright form going in but either he fucked it up badly from there or totally misunderstood how that bottom base was going to roll.t. little judo fella
>>217317490fucking dumbass
>>217312640my fucking sides
>>217317490kwab
>>217317425
>>217317473why?
>>217317490Do they really just stare at the ground? I've ridden bikes a lot but never these weird looking racing bikes.
>>217317179because a woman said it
>>217317536there are people who 'ride bikes' and there are 'cyclists'people who ride bikes ride bikes. 'cyclists' ride head down on the busiest thoroughfare in your city and blame everyone else for not being permanently out of their way.Every fucking driver has to navigate around trucks doing deliveries and shit but go on youtube and take a moment to look, and you'll find people who ride down bike lanes and shriek at anyone they perceive to be in their way even slightly
>>217316922This is utterly insane. They should show this video everytime some bitch complains about earning less than men on basketball
>>217317179solution in the candle.
>>217316925>STAY ALERTfucking lmao
>>217317362How do you not kill yourself after this?
>>217316925they could easily make this better by providing bike gear and helmets
>>217317614do the flag waver guys get extra pay during these events
>>217317646after gert died of an overdose, bert was never the same
>>217311309I could have saved her.
>>217317179The candles! They're too burnt up!
>>217313504she died btw
>>217311539>>217314218enter
>>217316925Alright, what the fuck? There have to be heavily injured people every run.
>>217316826Unless you're actually using actual audiofag level tech for your headphones you are no better.
