>Welcome to Permian Park
this kodiak bear-sized sabertoothed crocodile absolutely mogs dinosaurs
>>217311515Vocalization?
>blocks your path
>Welcome to Devonian Park!
tv show about competing parks. it could work?they be like visitors are getting bored of dinosaur. public insterest is now in the ice age park.fast we need to create ice age dinosaurs to compete. spare no expense aaaaa
>>217311989>Welcome to Hadean Park!!!
>>217311515>Permwhat would a russian dino park look like?
>>217311515>I GIVE YOU:>HOLOCENE HANGOUT!
>>217311515Are those the things that were like 95% of terrestrial life at one point?
>>217312463yes. dinosaurs hog all the glory
>>217311621>My ancestor
>>217311575it was smaller than the average sized theropod.
>>217311575>Reee reeee
>>217311686That's not funny, two million people died in there, idiot.
>>217312701I know there are jokes about Jewish athletes but they can't be that bad swimmers?
>>217312735the antisemitic bastards put crocodiles in the swimming pool.
more like spermian lmao
>>217312735
>>217311621That's a big lizard
>>217312735All the best Jewish swimmers died in the holocaust. Nazi pricks glued pennies to the bottom of the pools and it caused them to drown when they went to retrieve them. Ari Sunkenstien and David Weissundaagua were greats until that incident.
>>217312655Inotranscevia got pretty big, but they were from the late permian, not early like your sailback there.
>>217312701>That's not funny, two million people died in there, idiotMillions you say?
>>217312816
>>217312833lol
>>217311515why would a plant eating animal need tusks like these?
>>217313181Wrong. Too few feathers.
>>217313223Can't let the other cow eat all the grass.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8&list=RD6YsNRnZRgg8&start_radio=1&pp=ygUXdHJpYnV0ZSB0byBhbm9tYWxvY2FyaXOgBwE%3D
I love the Permian freakazoids. Dinosaurs are just giant chickens, but the Permian synapsids and cynodonts were genuinely bizarre, like totally alien lifeforms, neither mammal nor reptile.It boggles my brain that the Earth is so old there were fossils of extinct lifeforms buried in the ground during the reign of the dinosaurs.
>>217311621I'M WALKING HERE
>>217311621>aggressively rubs belly
>>217311515None of this shit existed lol bones are a psyop
>>217312816I doubt this is accurate because we have an idea of where muscles would attach and what size they are based on the bones.
>>217312833I heard that the nazis told them to take a swim. They wouldn't get in but then the nazis said there was a cash prize, so they had to. After they went into the pool, the nazis deleted the ladders and they drowned. 1 million Jews were killed this way.
>>217312055I tried to find some pics of depressing Russian zoos but they look somewhat normal. My hometown had a 'zoo' in our park that consisted of bobcats and other mid sized animals trapped in tiny cages. They all died in hurricane Sandy because they were left out there. It's still a bit shocking that it lasted all the way up until the 2010s.
>>217313237Well it's an aquatic animal. The feathers should only cover 80% of its body.
>>217311515>Permian Park>all the critters have afros
>>217311515Now listen. Back in the day, the Earth was covered in dinosaurs. Huge ones. Little ones. Ones with necks, ones with teeth, ones that absolutely should not have been trusted. And one day—boom—they’re gone. Fast-forward a few million years and suddenly we’ve got petroleum. Coincidence? I don’t think so.So what are the benefits of turning dinosaurs into petroleum?First of all: efficiency.Dinosaurs were just walking around eating plants, screaming, knocking over trees—zero productivity. But turn them into oil? Now they’re powering cars, airplanes, lawn mowers, and that one truck that’s way too loud at 6 a.m. That’s a glow-up.Second: storage.Dinosaurs take up a LOT of space. Oil? You put it in a barrel. Stack it. Label it. Way easier than trying to fit a Tyrannosaurus in your garage.Third: revenge.You ever seen Jurassic Park? Dinosaurs had their chance. We gave them a whole era. Now they’re fuel. That’s called balance.Fourth: job creation.Drilling, refining, shipping—none of that happens if the dinosaurs are still out there biting stuff. Petroleum gave people careers. Dinosaurs only gave people problems.Now, technically—and the scientists get real sensitive about this—oil mostly comes from ancient plants and microorganisms, not dinosaurs.But spiritually? Emotionally? That’s dinosaur juice.And finally, the biggest benefit of all:Every time you start your car, you can whisper,“Not today, T-rex.”And that, my friend, is progress.
>>217313335I will never tire of this.
>>217312655A cat could fuck you up really bad.
>>217311621in awe at the size of this lad
>>217315009I can hear this in Tommy’s voice.
>>217311989Your post, made as a joke, actually made me wonder something: why InGen ever tried cloning animals from other prehistoric periods? I understand that dinosaurs are appealing and, well, the park's name (Jurassic Park) makes it obvious what it's going to be about, but there are also extinct creatures from other eras that people would pay to see. I'm just saying.
>>217311515The Carboniferous Period is the most kino period in Earth's geological history.>Welcome..... to Carboniferous Cove!
Evolution is scary
>>217313181This is pokemon
>>217315866Videogame in Sega genesis
>>217315776>extinct creatures from other erasCan they be hatched from eggs? Because we have large enough eggs that can host the dino fetus. Egg isn't going to reject the fetus.Can't do that with mammals. Two different species that the womb is not compatible with.But also, a dinosaur is the most impressive thing you could clone.
>>217311621bro skipped shell day
>>217315922what's a deer doing in the ocean??
>>217311621Big Chungus is real
>>217316237looking for some shrimps
>>217311621This is a primitive turtle. FACT.
For me? It's permian and early triassic giant amphibians>>217316094Dogshit, if you're gonna make lazy ai slop at least regenerate until it gets it right
