"Along Came A Spider" editionPrevious: >>217300665
fuck offt. shranposter
Who would you say is more capitalist: Ferengi or Orions?
someone make lots of seething competing generals that will totally not get deleted as spam. that's sure to work
>>217313083Capitalistic or more of a capitalist, poo poo.
>>217313056
Would you like LD more if it had been animated in TAS style?
>>217313144But it was made AFTER this one, so it's spam, and the jannies will clean it up at some point. Also, have you noticed that it's only the oldtrek geezer seethers that have a sperg-out meltie & post spam threads when they don't get their way? nuTrek fans aren't known to do that.
>>217313167at least you don't deny this is a troll thread
>>217313167oh fuck off
everyone, post in this thread a lot, so that it dies faster & we can go back to discussing real trek
>>217313190Why would it be a troll thread? The OP is clearly Star Trek related.
The LD wars are over. Let's not go through this again.
>>217313308rules are rules
well the jannies will have fun with the schizo later then I guess
Next time on star trek , the next generationThe crew encounter a planet of sculptors
>>217313378the ENT Ferengi episode is annoying
where is the actual thread?
Nutrek is gay.
The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but STA is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.
*Meowing intensifies*
I am sensing comfort and cozyness
>>217313589>>217313603
>>217313521Dunno, man.I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND WHAT DO I SEEIT'S ALL WRONGIT'S ALL WRONGA THREAD CREATED BY AN OBSESSED TRANNY
>>217313127They’re both ugly in their own ways. Which is why neither has made a dent in the greater Star Trek fanbase. Studios will always treat animation as B and C tier products for children.
>>217313706There are Star Trek fans outside of your hugbox, you know.
>>217313568>lessons have been learnedThat's corporate/political speak for "under our watch lots of people died/got ripped off/were appallingly mistreated, and if we had any sense of honour or shame or basic decency we'd apologise profusely and resign, never to be heard from again, but we don't so we're not going to".
>>217313778They're called bots.
>>217313796I prefer to call them probert concept anons
>>217313056What the fuck do retards actually like about this cringe crap?
>>217313820oh great, now bash is weighing in.
>>217313796Wow. Cope more. It's long past time to accept there are Star Trek fans that don't share your exclusionist mentality.
>>217313820>>217313825>oh great, now bash is weighing in.No no you're missing the point. Beefers is doing the world's best TOS LARP cosplay, by reenacting a tried and true trope from TOS:>HUMANS: [having fun]>SPOCK: I fail to see the logic in your childish and irrational activity. >BONES: Cram it up your Rokeg Blood Pie Hole, you green blooded, ice cold, joyless, epileptic shaking like a Tickle Me Elmo with low batteries, ratchet ass can't keep a husband, low taste ho think Blue Mountain is the be all end all of coffee, can't stay on topic to save her life, try hegelian synthesis with a hollow point, no business born insecure junkyard motherfucker, pointy eared Vulcan hobgoblin.>KIRK: [laughs]>Cut to credits.
>>217313825I am so tired of a minorty who belongs on a short bus forcing unfunny Western animation for actual manchildren on us.Me? I force good sci-fi made by a sexist Japanese pervert on us like an actual adult.
>>217313820
>>217313885lol
>>217313885I can tell you are a woman because you try too hard and nothing you say is funny.
>>217313936wanna scissor? I got opinions on Sarek
>>217313910How do you feel about pic related?
>>217313952It's not right that they keep doing this.
>>217313828
>>217313960I have never seen it but I feel about it the same way about it that I do about Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Final Fantasy VII, and Beserk where it is just kinda overrated.Now that being said I love me The Sopranos, Frieren, Evangelion and Metal Gear Solid so I understand I am a hypocrite, but at least I pick and choose which hills I am going to die on.
>>217313820I must admit, I'm surprised by this. I would have thought you'd prefer a Star Trek series that depicts gays.
Hahaha this remind me of that one episode of Lower Decks...
Are Holodeck episodes "bottle episodes", and I am just too dumb to catch on?
>>217314015I've not yet seen Berserk or Frieren or your Gundam thingy, but I've a feeling we might agree on quite a few things. (LOGH is kino, though.)
>>217313952>or elseSounds like a threat. What are you going to do, exactly? Go to infinity-chan?
>>217314056What they did with Garak and Bashir was so fucking artless, tactless, and pandery. When people are writing something and they know their audince is also on a second screen all nuance goes out the window and you get a show for idiots by smug idiots who think they are too smart for their own audience.
>>217314091If you trannies don't leave I will kiss you lovingly
>>217314015Watch The Shield
>>217314082Technically no.
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>>217314108>What they did with Garak and Bashir was so fucking artless, tactless, and panderySo? Who the fuck else panders to you in your life? You sitting on a throne with a jester and a harem of dancing concubines? What's wrong with a little fan service? IDC about Garashir but your whole argument is "they didn't do my OTP in a way I could schlick to"
>>217314243That's enough.
>>217314243>Who the fuck else panders to you in your life?You would actually be surprised.
Two more days until ACK premiers on CBS: All Access! I can't wait to enjoy the exclusive cast interviews and post-episode Ready Room discussion
>>217314243your right, it doesnt matter. its a non canon parody for people who enjoy masturbating tp crudely drawn cartoons
>>217314295
>>217314082bottle episodes are why star trek exists in the first place. reusing sets is how gene made the budget work for the studio
WHATISTHAT?!?!?A Jelly doughnut?
>>217314434>got some good news, too. I talked to Mrs Jackson last night and she's serious about retiring in the next couple of years. I asked her about selling this place to us and she said that she would be willing.
Blue
>>217313056Lower Decks is actually good
>>217314570What other shows do you like?
>>217314570LODEchad detected
>>217314570Started off okayish and then dropped below okayish
>>217314056They couldn't make Sulu gay in 1966 or Riker bisexual in 1987, but this was totally fine in 202X.
>>217314434Why are the colors the trans flag colors?
>>217313056reminder trek ended when Enterprise got cancelled. Nothing made since is canon.
>>217314796you mean nothing made since is Star Trek
Shit
>only JAPANESE ANIMATION is PATRICIAN like my TULPA named HAMAN KAREN who fights JOHNNY ROTTEN in LAZYTOWN
>>217314614TNG, DS9, VOY, Enterprise
>>217314928Okay I legit lost at the Lazytown thing.
>>217314570It just screams relevancy.
>>217313167How self anointed gatekeepers can watch the same episodes of Trek over and over for 40 years and still not accept the principles of IDIC always amazes.
Why did you let /trek/ get hijacked again, idiots?>>217313952They're in on it. Why do you think they always force NuTrek threads to stay up?
>>217315199unlike you we don't all live our lives around being obsessed with a pedo troon and what he's gonna post on 4chan
Fead
>>217315225SNEED
>>217313056>>217313913>>217314056>>217314570/deck/ is IN DA HOUSE! Fuck yeah!Lower Decks is here for youIt's your favorite Star Trek crewThey're so quirky, cool and funIt's the best cartoon in townTrek's no longer just for nerdsJoin Paramount+ with your friendsWe have Mariner, Boimler tooTendi is trans and so will be youWe will breach final frontierBy accepting folks who's queerStrong black female is our leadDabbing on white boys indeedKurtzman's vision guides us nowBe inclusive and have funWe're best Star Trek, through and throughTendi is trans and so will be youNuTrek shows are here to staySupport all who's black or gayEat your bugs and drink your söyBe a good, obedient goyBuy subscription and consumeDon't use words "tranny" or "troon"CBS tells you what to doTendi is trans...Tendi is trans...Tendi is trans...Tendi is trans and so will be you!https://vocaroo.com/14BtBm4ZsV8S
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>>217315255It's no slopera.
>>217315255kek
To commemorate this very special Lower Decks edition of /trek/, I'd like to treat everyone to an exclusive storytime of IDW's Star Trek Celebrations pride comic! You won't be able to get it for free anywhere else!Caution: copious amounts of gayness will be included. If you can't cope with it, you better leave.
>>217315280based and doing gods work
>>217315159i might give a shit about idic if they didnt force every alien race they encounter to adopt human morality and social structureby the end of ds9 the klingons are lead by coward and the ferengi by a feminist union boss.
The talented gals and guys and enbies who brought you these stories.
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?You don't have to answerLeave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
>>217315280I love how bold and unapologetic this is.
We begin in the Kelvinverse.>>217315314It'll get only get braver and more stunning from now on.
>>217315280wait is that Narbag Timtam? is she not a new character for ACK?
>>217313589I was watching through TNG a couple of weeks ago and realized for the first time that Spot changes sex like half-way through the show. They call him a "he," but then suddenly he's pregnant and has kittens in one episode.
Narbag Timtam is the best meme of 2026.
Sulu, our favorite Japanese, sword-wielding gay man! Why is he here in this comic? Who knows!
>>217315354my favorite thing is that I have no fucking clue what her real name is and I hope I never find out
I'm getting hot just looking at it.
>>217315356That is not how you hold a katana and fuck/marry/kill in that order.
He's so badass. This is how Takei looks to me when he rants about Trump.
>>217315334They're from SNW.
You might start wondering at this point, "what exactly are we celebrating?" The answer is "I don't know," and I think you should stop asking. It's weirding me out and giving me major ick.
>>217315334Who's Narbag Timtam?
>>217315280>>217315268>>217313127>>217314570>>217315255Nobody cares, intruder lmao
That's it from Sulu. After a brief intermission, we'll be meeting up with our favorite Picard character Raffi and her ex-Borg girlfriend Seven of Nine... or should I say, six of nine, haha.
>>217315424character in the bottom left of the cover
>>217314108Very chuddy complaint. Do better.
I am celebrating the fact that this comic artist has never heard of kendo.
Let’s keep the momentum going /trek/. Let’s make this the most active /trek/ thread ever!
>>217315494
>>217315514His name is JAY-DEN and he’s here to say:
>>217313167How do you feel knowing that if you didn’t enjoy janny’s protection, /trek/ would just leave your thread to die a horribly painful and slow death? People will always prefer a normal thread over your tranny nonsense. How’s it feel?
>>217315575It's more complicated than that.
Take your seat.
Intermission’s almost over! Are you excited for Seven’s lezzy adventures, /trek/?
>>217315641Can we have a serious conversation about how sci-fi design peaked 40 years ago?
>>217315682LEZZIE DYKES! LEZZIE DYKES! LEZZIE DYKES!
this is what /trek/ is like in the mirror universe
>>217315436>smug, OP member of preferred group (gays) triumphs effortlessly over cartoon villain, without any moments of doubt or fear or having to overcome any weaknessesThat's about what I'd have expected.
>>217315723
Reminder that LD’s viewership declined sharply after S2 and never recovered. The show lost all relevance then.
>>217315739Go on.
And we're back. Hope you stocked up on snacks and HRT because we're about to get GAY!
>>217315255Never fails to crack me up.
>>217315778Is it just going to be this again? >>217315731Because if so, count me out.
Things are heating up.>>217315731Stop being homophobic. This general is a safe space.>>217315806You'll have to keep on reading! (zipper mouth emoji)
>>217315494YAAAAAAAS
>>217315837This is keyed.
>>217315876This is what the people want
>>217315837>-phobicNope. I am averse to current-year no-actual-story stories, though. And gay shit - though I might tolerate a small amount if the story were good and warranted it.
This is the gayest shit ever
>>217315891Shut the fuck you bigot nigger
They're so cute. I'm glad Kurtzman fixed Chakotay/Seven nonsense.
>>217315799
Next one up. Say hi to Chapel, our favorite chaotic bisexual gal in STEM.
>>217315907<3
>>217315385>>217315409>>217315436>>217315907Christ almighty. Do we have sales figures for this comic?Does it even appeal to gays?
>>217315907This is everything.
Meet Chapel's lover. A woman of respectable stature.
>>217315925chapel is a cyborg now?
Does anyone else like to let /trek/ languish in their bookmarks for a few days, then try to get to the current thread through the archived threads? It's like a fun little treasure hunt.Unrelated, but the Gamma Recruit event is now live in Star Trek Online, if anyone was waiting for it.
Tek
>>217315934Sales = good is chud thinking. The point is making the world a better place.
This comic is so science-y. I'm nerding out reading it.
>>217315955I turn my computer off at night.
>>217315934If people were buying them at all, there'd be people reviewing them and discussing them. No one talks about any of them. There's the guy you replied to who likely pirates them because he posts the worst trash they make, and me who also does not pay solely for The Last Starship, because Kirk shitting on STD-era characters amuses me. That's literally all the people in this entire thread that actively consume them, and neither of us fund it.
>>217315361It's Jet Manhaver.
>>217315934That's the point I was trying to make. Humans, even gays, are wired to enjoy narrative structures such as the hero's journey. Maybe a toddler would be entertained by a straight-line "X is flawless and they win" story, but that's about it.
>>217315461or iaido
>>217316018Heather Antos is GOD.
>>217315945>meet [smug, OP member of preferred group]
>>217316051Phlox. This is about legacy.
And now, for the series that started the first golden age of Star Trek. DISCO and Stamets.
>>217316102this is where it all started.
>>217316102>what's the DEAL with ancient tech?
>>217316115It's about continuity and awareness. And responsibility.
>>217316122The way their faces are drawn in the bottom left panel is deeply disturbing. Like... bobbleheads, or that pipboy thing from Fallout.
>>217314768>"Fuck you Tuvok, trying to invade my ship. Tell Commander Janeway she's not getting her hands on my saddle."
>>217314768>>217316187Someone should put a stop to Tuvok's temporal shenanigans.
And now... THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Mariner is back. And she's got a "hot date" with a certain Andorian.
>>217315280>Nu-Sulu>famously heterosexual Injunfucker Seven of Nine>literally whosI feel so proud right now
Remember Risa? I'm sure you do!
I'm noticing a certain pattern with Lower Decks and its fetishes. And you know what? I think it's heckin' valid.
Now you know the origin story of the best couple in Lower Decks.
>>217316306i might be missing someone but Im pretty sure the only homo in canon is mirror ezri and mirror kira is the only real bisexual. all other potential cases I can recall are either mental illness or legit altgendered races
>>217316157I am glad Rene Auberjonois died before Fallout Season 2, but I am sad he did not live to see Ridley Scott's Napoleon.
And that's all, folx!
Let's discuss. Which stories and moments resonated most strongly with you? Which character did you empathize most with?
this is becoming obnoxious
>>217316487Do you have the Picard Stargazer one?
Let's also take a moment to thank Alex Kurtzman for bringing Star Trek back onto our screen and bringing diversity to Star Trek.
>>217316496Making chuds feel uncomfortable is the point. For too long /trek/ was allowed to spout hateful rhetoric. The gatekeeping must end. Certain behaviors must be forced. We're proud that we're joining forces with the moderation team over at 4chan to combat those problematic behaviors. /tv/ will be a space where New Trek can be discussed and celebrated.
Imagine fucking up as hard in life as Seska.
>>217316599the fu
>>217316563I am American and I believe in the freedom of speech to call you a Chinese faggot.
These alt covers are stunning. I would get some of them framed.
>>217316631Is this Mike McMahan
Here's to Celebrations: Issue 2
Next time on /trek/, we'll be storytiming the terrible unofficial sequel to The Inner Light
>>217316690at least it's
>>217316384Beckett Mariner's romantic relationship with Jennifer is a groundbreaking moment for LGBTQ+ representation in media. For too long, LGBTQ+ characters have been relegated to side roles or portrayed in stereotypical ways. But Lower Decks takes a bold step forward by centering a lesbian relationship between two characters who are fleshed out, complex, and fully realized.
>>217315356Honest to god question though. Why is he fencing with a katana? Please keep your answer to JLPT N4 or lower and translate all Kanji into the simplified hiragana.
Going forward, Star Trek Lower Decks is exploring a side of the Federation and the Star Trek universethat was left largely untouched by earlier iterations. How they face the crisis of mysterious alien shipand how they deal with Badgey, Peanut Hamper, and AGIMUS is a really exciting premise.
>>217316718But their star went NOVA...oh right...Q time travels Picard back again a second time, but this time Picard spends his life building a NOVA stabilization core plasma rocket that prevents the NOVA...And the end title track music is played on a flute....
>>217316769>>217316770just stop
>>217316803It has to be said.
Why do the subtitles keep calling The Doctor 'Dr. Zimmerman'?
>>217316769it's because the only thing they know about Sulu is that one thing he did in Naked Time so that is now his entire character. also they're racist so he can't fence with a normal sword it has to be a katana because the actor who played him is Japanese.
>>217316436He would've praised it and called everyone who didn't like it bigots or something.
>>217316875Elon is a faggot who refuses to do anything with his money at all lol good luck
He failed us.
Impactful.
Why did Paramount disown him?
>>217316875Ah yes, the Zionist Bee. Truly they know what good Trek is.
>>217316990Unironically yes.
Star Trek, guys.
>>217317045>Bill BurrIt's brutal
>>217316990Still more than any of these fucking retards in charge now
>>217317071Really?
>>217317091‘Fraid so
>Voyager season 1 final is an academy mini boot camp.....I will bang out a few more seasons of DS9 before I go to season 2 I think....
>>217313589that's a lot of emotion for an allegedly emotionless android to show
star
>>217317163That's what good pussy does to a mfer
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after the Lower Drecks scourge had passed.
>>217317187ack
rip bozo
>>217317177trek
>>217317187We need to prepare for what is coming.
>>217317233checked
>>217317373>shitbull
Picard S3 was shit.
trek star
>>217317452it was heated feces but where do we go from here?
>>217317654>where do we go from hereLukewarm faeces
>>217317849Ah. An optimist.
We need AI Trek kino
>>217317936
what is the priory of zion of star trek?
>>217318076I don't know what that is.
Great thread!
Truth.
>>217318152There's so much to this.
Cheese.
That's right, Jay.
>>217318178
>>217318178farts
>>217318152Stunning.
>>217318212cheesy dog farts
>>217318231Putrid.
6 7
ah, /trek/ is in old form todayabsolutely garbage
>>217318291Should have made a normal thread. You snooze you lose.
>>217318284
Have you said sorry yet?
>>217318284a picture for ants
gues char
REGGIE!
>>217318362raykr
>>217318369post the link
>>217318419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke95ILu4X5A
>>217318048I’m surprised nobody edited the device in his hand to be a gas chamber button.
>>217318430Kino
>>217318152Threadly reminder that even this guy said ACK's first three episodes aren't up to snuff.
>>217318497It's probably really gay if he gave it a good review
>>217313056Don't know why people hate this show, I think it's funny and the only of the nuTrek shows worth watching
It's time for the /trek/ to end.
>>217318346He hasn't, no. I hope his grandfather's mystery box contains radioactive canceraids.
>>217318517You think?
NuTrek is warm piss
>>217314434Why are the lights off? Is it night shift?
AAHAHHAHHA
Asmongold said it best.
>>217318540because it's basically rick and morty dressed up in a starfleet uniform>>217318597>a borg starfleet studentoh pls god no
>>217318644>because it's basically rick and morty dressed up in a starfleet uniformIt's closer to Velma or Harley Quinn
>>217318650>Velmayou mean the critically panned flop that's one of the lowest rated shows ever on imdb that also destroyed mindy kalings career?
>>217315641driving at night vibes
>>217318499What are they analyzing?
>>217318672How did you get this picture of me watching Lower Decks?
>>217318579but why now?
>>217318690their starbucks delivery
is it still copywrite infringement if no one reads it?
>>217318690Their KFC order
>>217318597SIX SEVEEEEN
>>217318717KIRKED
>>217318644It's nowhere near as insufferable. Lower decks feels like a parody of Star Trek, R&M feels like something a r/atheism user would write after 2 days gooning on meth
>>217317830can't have a single shot without a lens flare, huh
>>217318633I don't pay attention to smelly people.
shit
>>217318824It’s funny you say that because Dan Harmon admitted he writes his shows on Adderall. What’s the main chemical ingredient of Adderall? Guess.
>>217318579It's like rabbit shit stewed in a special yarmulke full of kangaroo piss.(Which is also what I imagine hasperat tastes like.)
ass to ass
next should be real trek themed
Move along>>217318994
ALLAMARAINE!
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>>217314570I agree, a fun show. The best thing came out of the new trek.I do wish it were less dependent on references.In the early season, I was also very annoyed by Mariner, but fortunately, they toned her down.That being said, much like other ny trek, the show disrespects the chain of command.Mariner frequently ranks about how she hates obeying orders and openly defies them.Why is this hippie bitch in the military if she can't respect the chain of command?
>>2173191106 7
did you guys notice how a certain person immediately fucked off? he literally has nothing to say if he's not able to troll
the most sexy man? for me it's de shran
What is accomplished by giving the male character purple hair
