farewell editionthread theme: https://youtu.be/zcb7DbloIoI?si=HCUoThSKKDSpVfta>>217279292
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Who's got the best post-ST slate?>ENOLA HOLMES 3 – Netflix mystery adventure about the teenage sister of Sherlock Holmes investigating a new mystery while grappling with a marriage proposal.>JUST PICTURE IT – Netflix romantic comedy about two college students who don't know each other until they begin receiving pictures from 10 years in the future where they are married with kids.>PERFECT – Netflix biopic about Olympic gymnast Kerri Strug, who won the gold medal in the 1996 Summer Olympics despite competing with an injured ankle.>PRISM – Netflix series about a young woman who can see ghosts and must investigate why they suddenly have appeared en masse all over the world.
>SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY – Marvel Studios superhero action movie where she is reportedly playing Jean Grey.>JOHN PROCTOR IS THE VILLAIN – Indie drama about a high school drama club who puts out a production of “The Crucible” framing John Proctor as the villain and using it to discuss toxic relationships and power imbalance.>AVENGERS: SECRET WARS – Reprising her role as Jean Grey.>X-MEN – Reprising her role as Jean Grey.
>NEW GEN – Animated series about nanotech-enhanced twin superheroes as they work to save the world of New-Gen from destructive war.>CRASH SITE – Indie comedy about a gang of idiots who spend their days filming Jackass-style stunts.>IDLE HANDS – Remake of the 2000s horror comedy about a kid whose hands get possessed by a serial killer.
>Untitled indie comedy about college students attempting to retrieve a pizza delivery downstairs while tripping out.
>>217314395>Sade is literally going to singlehandedly save the MCUBest timeline
>GOAT – Animated comedy about a basketball-playing goat.
>Nothing.
>>217314472>>Nothing.To be fair that actually sounds like a better career choice than >>217314433>>217314452
>COLD STORAGE – Horror comedy storage company employees fighting a mutant fungus threatening to consume the planet, also starring Liam Neeson.>Reportedly eyed for a major MCU role.
>ONE NIGHT ONLY – Romantic comedy about a dystopian society where premarital sex is only allowed once a year, in a supporting role.>THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING – Dystopian action thriller prequel in a supporting role as Wiress, originally played by Amanda Plummer.>LUCIA – Indie biopic about Lucia Joyce, the estranged daughter of James Joyce.>WILDER AND ME – Indie drama about the secret relationship between a young musician and film director Billy Wilder.>WISHFUL THINKING – Comedy co-starring Lewis Pullman about a young couple whose emotional state begins physically affecting their surroundings.>REVOLVER – Indie comedy about a Beatles fan who attempts to break into a hotel in Alaska where the band is staying in order to lose her virginity to George Harrison.
>INDUSTRY – Season 4 of the HBO financial drama.>TWICE OVER – Indie drama co-starring Mia Wasikowska about ex-lover who reunite years after a bad breakup.>NEWFOUNDLAND – Netflix sci-fi thriller series starring Josh Hartnett as a fisherman hunting a sea monster.
>>217314275>Millie Bobby Brown has left the set>[the remaining cast 30 seconds later]
THEY FUCKING BETRAYED US BYLERSISTERS
>>217314606Uh oh the schizo is back
>>217314642for saying the cast look to have enjoyed the final days more when she was gone than the rest of the filming?
>>217314395>Jean GreyLOL no, she's playing a minor villain, she'll only cameo on Avengers and she's won't be on X-Men.
>>217314739I don't get why you'd want an actor/actress you like to be chained to being big in the MCU anyway. "It's essentially saying. Yes I love them and yes I hope their career dies."
>>217314545Any guesses on who he’s playing in the MCU? I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s Harry Osborn in the new Spider-Man movie as that’s been a popular fancast since the show started.
>>217314776I love Sadie, but not all of her, I love her anus and MAYBE her tits. That's it.
>>217314739No one knows what role she's going to be playing, it's all speculation. Whatever it is, she's been getting in shape for it, there's a picture of her on the red carpet with her abs rippling. Us Sink bros will be drinking straight from the tap for a few years.
>>217314907>Any guesses on who he’s playing in the MCU?I'd guess Nova. They're giving him a movie now, and Joe fits the everyman vibe.
>Zero Golden Globes nomThat shit was rough
>>217315004I can 100% see that, I’m checked out of most Marvel news nowadays so I didn’t know there was a Nova movie coming out
>releasing a 2 hour documentary closely recording your sheer incompetence and lack of care at every stage of filming only 2 weeks after a series finale so widely disliked millions believed it was actually a fakeout
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>>217315150the schizo theory now is that the documentary was actually a mockumentary where they’re playing intentionally retarded versions of themselves as a setup for the secret finale, which would be funny but I think they’re just retarded
>>217315092>Zero Golden Globes nomIt wasn't eligible as far as I know since it only just finished. Probably won' get nominated next year either though since everyone will have forgotten by then
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>>217315185Red heads are the actual master race
>>217314275I'm clipping the mockumentary right now as I watch through it. Going to post the clips here.
Starts with Duffer brothers VERY intently watching Holly.
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cool little montage
>>217315587seeing the scenes compared side by side, why do the clips from season 4/5 look so desaturated in comparison to the earlier seasons? It’s like some exec told them people didn’t like how bright season 3 was so they just applied a filter over everything.
Love how self-aware they are that they have a giant turd on their hands and the desperation to not be the next GoT.
>>217314336>That doesn't mean they used it for work>I use it at work>Most is not work related>MostLmao.
Nancybros...
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>>217315185As the biggest SadieGOD of this board, I can confidently say we're entering the Golden Era.
>>217315359Perhaps Ross Duffer didn't get a divorce because he's gay but because he had a different kind of awakening...
>>217315729She rides cock like a champ, I can tell
Literal white perfection
You can just feel the sense of absolute dread in the writers room. One of them is literally cringing, lol.
>>217315824They pretty much admit they wrote themselves into a corner and they don't know what the fuck to do.
>>217315824>>217315883If only they had multiple years between seasons to figure out their plan.
>>217315824The way they talk about having Jane kill herself is what gets me, it’s like they know how stupid their plan is and are just talking shit to justify it to the rest of the room, it’s that funny I want to believe it’s intentional
>>217315883I actually don't think her dying is in theory that bad an ending they already did it in s1 and it worked and there's genuinely no way for her to stick around in Hawkins. The problem is they clearly wrote it with the intention she commits suicide, got cold feet about potential spinoff. then crafted 2 scenarios about what may have happened that make no sense and let the audience pick which they hated least and made that "i believe " meme that sounds like its off the side of a coke can.
They know they're bad writers. I do wonder why they didn't just bring some boomer or gen x writers on their team responsible for those 80-90s movies or tv shows they like so much? Would have been more sensible to delegate writing responsibility to them while they focus on the rest of the filmmaking process.
>>217316137They don't need to. Paul Dichter is in the room with them pointing out how retarded it is there's no demos in the final battle. He's the one who wrote Hawkins Lab, Dear Billy and The Sorcerer which are the 3 highest rated episodes of the entire show.
>>217314336it's clearly dialogue or character interaction, holy shit
What about the rumor that it was actually this gal ghost writing a lot?
>>217316255Is that the ex wife?
The table read for episode 1.
Powerful and firm handshake. She will go far in life.
Awkward...
>>217316319Yeah
>>217316822>>217316952
>>217316255Just speaks of people that don't know how the WGA works.
>>217314336Do you think ChatGPT's owners could sue for benefits since they were uncredited co-writers?
>>217314472He’s got no time for acting, he’s concentrating on building his business empire:>In 2023, he launched TenderFix, a delivery-only virtual restaurant brand operated by IHOP with a menu of chicken tenders.[40][41]
>>217316507>Millie was rightMilliebros vindicated
>>217317307He does go to an Ivy League for business and film minor and is Jewish as hell. I can pretty safety tell you what role in the industry he's planning on pursuing when he graduates.
>>217314336?? that looks like google docs
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Millie is such a boomer at 20.
The Duffer guy looks way too excited here...
>>217314395Sadie isn't playing Jean Grey.Daniel Richtman is now reporting that Sadie Sink’s character in Spider-Man: Brand New Day has mind-control powers.”The outlet also directly quoted Perez:“Allegedly, in the movie, there’s this character who has mind control powers who, reportedly, manipulates the DODC guards with the purpose of ultimately helping Scorpion get out of prison.”
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>>217317994Holly with messy hair... I'm not even going to say anything other than that it is pure s...
>>217315207The schizo stranger things instagram posts by the actors continuing support this theory. More bait should drop this week if true. The thing that gives me hope is seemingly no post season merchandise dropped at all yet. Wouldn't the actors/writers want the points on this? It's legitimately the model George Lucas made all his fuckin money on with star wars.
>>217317813What exactly do you think Jean's powers are?
>>217317683This is why I can’t take Millie seriously when she’s jumping around doing action scenes. Her body is built for fucking and impregnating, not athleticism. It’s ridiculous seeing those wide hips running around.
>>217318338>The schizo stranger things instagram posts by the actors continuing support this theoryWhat posts? None of the main cast have even mentioned the show since their wrap posts on the 31st.
>>217318338When will it drop?
>>217318426the 2 who play mike and Brenner just posted again last night on instagram.
>>217318378Jean Grey wouldn't help to release someone like Scorpion. Scorpion is an enemy, so whoever Sadie is playing, she is on the bad guys side.
>>217318480Brenners not been near ST in over 3 years and Finn who last I knew doesn't really run his own IG posting this story on the day of the doc release doesn't prove anything
>>217315092They're aiming for more prestigious accolades
>>217318399She's doing a lot of the fucking part but no birthing part...
>>217318378Shatra? There are reports that main villain is a shapeshifting woman with mind control abilities.She's the only one who threatens Spider-Man, and according to reports, she controls Damage Control agents to help Scorpion escape. She's also said to be responsible for creating "Savage Hulk."And she reportedly controls other characters, even villains.
Does anyone have that one picture of charlie heaton
>>217318467I believe their clues will lead towards end of the month(I -HATE- "two weeks" post memes for the record). But I believe Netflix spent 400mil+ for a reason, and that reason is the residuals from stretching a season out over 4 months. Also with the talk of them wanting to do stream shows in theaters, I believe that voucher the dec 31st movie goers got is essentially the coupon for that 2nd part launching. All the bitching and moaning about them fucking up this and that moves to the side when dodge v ford comes into play and it comes down to money.
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>>217318378The power to make my dick hard
oldbros... not like this....
Sex with finn
>>217314412Based Finn
Byler cucks how are we holding up
Why were the Duffer bros so insistent on the blood spurting over the face part...
>>217317994Nell Fisher outacted EVERYONE this season along with Jamie. She's naturally talented unlike your fave a child actor who will grow up into an adult she has a HUGE career ahead !!!!
>>217318026she's the new Sydney Sweeney in cute and funny style. her hair and clothes are beautiful, and she's so pure and innocent.
>>217319952>me when I have HIV
>>217320097>her face when you bust down her hymen
>tfw no bookworm daughter-wife cutie to bake you cakes in dreamlandI don't know what Henry's plan is but if he stopped literally right here he would have won.>marry holly>also marry maryflawless.
>>217320208I would 100% not be interested if not for Holly
>>217319436Nell Fisher was a goddamn REVELATION as Holly Wheeler! I wasn’t sure giving Holly so much screen time would be a wise decision for the final season ever, but Nell ate up every second and lowkey outshinined most of the cast
>>217314593Damn she aged badly
>>217318481Jean Grey's not exactly 100% good
>>217319203Looks like garbage, Siddhant, try again
>>217318598What are those? Like nigger awards?
>>217318598Ah yes, the Niggers Are Always Complaining Pussies” award
>>217315729anorexia works
meanwhile on Charlie and Natalia cocaine party
>>217316822>The actors are working out the scene better than the DuffersHow embarrassing
>>217320450>>217320505she really carried this season
So how much is Calista featured on the doc?
>>217321092She's SO underrated ToTMary needed more screen time lowkeyCastila Craig, her TikTok is full gems
>>217320401>her face when you bust down her hymenyou're sick, man
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>>217314336this docu destroyed their image.. was it hubris? retards..
>>217315150https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dufferDUFFER:Nounduffer (plural duffers) (informal) An incompetent, indolent, or clumsy person. (sports) A player having little skill, especially a golfer who duffs.(archaic) A pedlar or hawker, especially one selling cheap or substandard goods.(archaic) Cheap or substandard goods sold by a duffer.(archaic) Anything substandard, such as a counterfeit or a defective instance. Synonym: duff(dated) A cow that does not produce milk or produces substantially less than her peers do. Synonym: (archaic) strapper(Australia, dated) A cattle thief or thief of other livestock; one who alters the brands of cattle. A racing pigeon that does not perform well. (entomology) Any of various nymphalid butterflies of the genus Discophora.Synonyms (incompetent person): see Thesaurus:unskilled person
>>217315453>It's just like this misshapen blob of clayHow rude with Natalia SITTING RIGHT THERE!
Classic Duffer brothers moment.
Believe sisters...
This documentary was pure humiliation ritual for the Duffers.
Makes sense but the execution of it was terrible.
>>217321807I knew this was going to happen. Both because there could be no other outcome after seeing Season 5 but also because every behind the scenes they've ever released has resulted in this. The Season 2 doc got them soft cancelled for forcing Sadie to kiss the negro even when she told them she didn't want to, the play documentary tarnished their image because of revealing how little involvement they had and how much they let the backstory get retconned, and now this revealed that they were truly hacks who just phoned it in. Honestly in a just world when the Montauk lawsuit was happening Netflix would've jsut fired these hacks and hired the person they stole the idea from to finish the series and actually make it good.
>>217322113>>217322196>>217322280>>217322427They're like mini George Lucas's, it's cute.
>>217322415Another Jewish- Irish chad incoming
Looks like some scenes got shuffled. Holly got Derek's and Derek got Mary's.
>>217314384> Kerri StrugYet another in a long list of examples of King of the Hill educating me years in advance about things normies are just finding out
Frank Darabont gets it. Directed the best episodes of the season.
>>217319952pretty good desu the fandoms never been more fun now everyone's stopped analysing shit and started drawing and writing. How's knowing Mike made the bomb that killed 11?
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>>217319892...Where?
>>217314384>JUST PICTURE ITIt ends with the girl saying: "that life might look PICTURE PERFECT to you, but what I see is a woman who hasn't been herself since college. Seeing these pictures now, I know it's not for me and THAT'S why I was sending these photos back in time to myself because otherwise, if I had met you then and there and still been uncertain I would've given up on my dreams and just settled down and taken the easy way out then neither of us would be happy. I'm only TWENTY EIGHT, I'm still so YOUNG! I need to get out there and experience life, and yeah, that means having a few different boyfriends, probably at the same time. I'm sorry, male love interest, it looks like l really did love you, but it's to let that future go."Then both characters live happily ever after content knowing the best outcome was for them not to get married and have children but instead to die with the man perpetually alone and the woman being the biggest whore that could possibly be imagined.
>>217314384>ENOLA HOLMES 3There was a 2?>PRISMCould be cool if it wasn't 8 episodes of mystery box with the next 8 not scheduled to come out until 2032.
>>217315824>The whole episode has to be building towards "Eleven is going to kill herself"are these people fucking retarded
>>217314336Half a billion dollars for this?
>>217314395> a high school drama club who puts out a production of “The Crucible” framing John Proctor as the villainWOW the Crucible is literally like To Kill Mockingbird where John Proctor is the only sane man setting out to prove the girls are actually innocent and then ends up getting executed for defending them. They hate White Men so much they have to do a remake where actually he was the villain all along and only women have ever been good. This is a new level of blatant and sickening.Also makes me realize that what most people think happened during the Salem Witch trials never actually happened and was just atrocity propaganda from this play which was only written as a criticism for the hint to drive out communists from Hollywood (which we've since learned was undeniably true and would've been the best thing for it)
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>>217314412All of these will be terrible. New Gen sounds like it has potential but I have zero faith. Also:>NEW GEN – Animated series about nanotech-enhanced twin superheroes as they work to save the world of New-Gen from destructive war.Calling it now, one of the twins will be black because science.
What did Matt mean by this?
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>>217314433I can see this being based though there will probably be some woke nonsense inserted somewhere>>217314452This will be horrible>>217314472Kek
>>217322976The only time you see him this happy...
>>217314545This is based>>217314568All of this except maybe Hunger Games is going to be terrible>>217314582Newfoundland might be cool but predicting milquetoast all the way around>>217314593Dang
>>217315359I wonder how much he parents paid for her to be the opening subject? At least $300k
>>217323071Zero. If you keep scrolling and reading through the thread you'll see the Duffers are big fans of Holly.
Why would they leave this part in? Pure humiliation ritual by Netflix.
>>217322497The author of the Montauk books is a literal child molester, otherwise they may have.
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>>217323156The purple haired bitch goes off about "Demo fatigue". I guess the divorced Duffer probably wanted to bang her so he agreed
>>217316003> they already did it in s1 and it workedI don't understand how they're this dumb. One, just simply the fact that you already did it on the show is a definitive reason why you can't do it again because you're just retreading old ground. It's even worse when you realize it's the finale mirroring the ending of season 1 which makes everyone think: "well what was the point of the series in the first place, then, other than to he a souless cash grab? They could've just cancelled it after season one if they didn't have anything to say." It also doesn't work because in Season One Eleven is undeveloped. She's just the blank doll supernatural love interest that enters their life and brings with it supernatural occurrences and leaving by the end returns them back to normal and serves as a subtle metaphor fornloss of childhood innocence. That doesn't work if you've spent five seasons and ten years developing the character. Shes a person now. She went to school, has friends, can talk, now her dying is us losing a main character and the cast losing their beloved and time honored friend. There needs to be a justification for that and a narrative respect to the gravity of the event that they just simply didn't even realize needed to exist.
>>217323219It's not untrue. I do have demo fatigue. They stopped being interesting in season 2 when there were dozens of them fighting in the military base? But they have vines and demobats, and they could have just introduced a bunch of new threats and monsters in the Abyss. Who says it has to be demos? Instead the Abyss is literal dead wasteland. It's obvious they had no idea what to do with the big fight against the mindflayer and just went with the easiest and least interesting option.
>>217316255It's a combination of this and the writers from seasons 1-3 falling off because they were doing all the heavy lifting and not getting the credit for it. Honestly, if this is how their writer rooms work the Duffers should just not be present and let the writers write and then they can adapt the script. It sounds like they're just throwing around crap ideas, not accepting suggestions, and expecting them to basically be ChatGPT and generate a script based on their half baked prompts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Montauk_Project:_Experiments_in_TimeExperiments began in earnest in the early 1970s and during this time one, some or all of the following are claimed to have occurred at the site: The facility was expanded to as many as twelve levels and several hundred workers, without anyone in the town noticing the tons of building materials or hundreds of workers required. Some reports have the facility extending under the town of Montauk itself. Homeless people were abducted and subjected to huge amounts of electromagnetic radiation. Few survived. People had their psychic abilities enhanced to the point where they could materialize objects out of thin air. Stewart Swerdlow claims to have been involved in the Montauk Project, and as a result, he says, his "psionic" faculties were boosted, but at the cost of emotional instability, post-traumatic stress disorder, and other issues. Experiments were conducted in teleportation. A "porthole in time" was created which allowed researchers to travel anywhere in time or space. This was developed into a stable "Time Tunnel". Contact was made with alien extraterrestrials through the Time Tunnel and technology was exchanged with them which enhanced the project. This allowed broader access to "hyperspace". An alien monster traveled through the time tunnel, destroyed equipment, and devoured researchers. The tunnel was shut down and the creature destroyed. Mind control experiments were conducted and runaway boys were abducted and brought out to the base where they underwent excruciating periods of both physical and mental torture in order to break their minds, then their minds were re-programmed. Many were supposedly killed during the process and buried on the site.... And one final claim: THE AIDS VIRUS WAS CREATED THERE AS A RESULT OF THEIR EXPERIMENTS Mike brought AIDS back from the Upside-Down CONFIRMED!
>>217323219>>217323284the stupid thing about demogorgons is how blatanatly their durability chnages depending on what the plot needs. in season 2 hopper kills dozens of them with a single bullet each. in season 5 one demo is being shot at by an entire unit of soldiers and doesnt flinch. yet mere episodes earlier a glass bottle was enough to put up a fight against one
>>217317077That's 100% how it works. The WGA is a sham
Every webm of the writer's room is just exactly this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKgIt's so uninspired, they're like completely out of steam
>>217322730He is literally the reason I believe in the conformitygate stuff. I legit love almost everything he's ever directed/written/produced.
>>217322280> I can't really work because I have kids. You wouldn't know what it's like. > I have kids> Oh, so you know what it's like.> I just worked anyways.
>>217314384>JUST PICTURE IT – Netflix romantic comedy about two college students who don't know each other until they begin receiving pictures from 10 years in the future where they are married with kids.God, wtf does she look like? Compare pictures of MBB from ten years ago to now, then imagine her TEN YEARS FROM NOW.He'll spend the whole movie wondering why he decided to marry Palpatine and how the fuck they managed to have kids.
>>217323190Proofs?
>>217323219That's not a problem when it's the FINAL EPISODE Also, how could anyone have fatigue? We've only seen the Demogorgon twice: season one and then when Hopper fought it in season four. Sure, they used it for the mid season finale but that's even worse because you introduced it then have it mysteriously disappear for the final battle. That never works
>>217314336Which one is the chatgpt tab?
Why did they decide to cram so much shit into this season? The final cut is 10+ hours, which is like 4 movies worth of runtime, and it's all full of CGI too. Pretty ridiculous to tackle that much shit in just two or three years. They should have continued this season from where the last one left one, which seemed to have been leading to Vecna/Mindlfayer invading Hawkins with his forces and fighting against the military and the gang.
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>>217322810Enola Holmes 2 was the last movie she looked cute in before she got bogged.
>>217323510It's pretty well known, just google Preston B Nichols
>>217314384>>217314395>>217314412>>217314452>>217314568Holy fucking shit, these all sound like parody movie ideas from a 30 Rock sketch. Hollywood is a worthless, worthless turd and I look forward to never watching or hearing about any of these ludicrous things ever again.
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