I laughed
>>2173164175'11 Wolverine
my entire theater laughed. as a manlet it made me feel bad
>>217316417comic accurate wolverine!
>>217316417Fuck you Fox fuck you Disney I want a manlet Wolverine
>>217316417I always thought Michael Chiklis would have made a better wolverine than Hugh "sucking Murdocks cock" Jackman. Appropriate height while still looking like he could do some damage.
>>217316570I thought nerds loved comic accurate heros? Why dont they complain about Hugh Jackman portraying wolverine
>>217316417Everybody laughed, except for manlets but nobody care about them
>>217316670because he always at least looked like him, sans the height
me own fookin wolverine
>>217316417Kit Harington as Wolverine?
>>217316856kek
>>217316417FUCK YOU!!!
>>217316682White people shouldn't play black roles. Tall people shouldn't play short roles. It's the same discrimination.
Someone post the jean Grey and wolverine making out cover.
>>217317142i'm sorry, short kingbut that's impossible
>>217316417Fucking hell, Deadpool and wolverine was actually funny and had a little sovl
>>217316856I watched the first season of Wednesday and whenever that chick in the middle was on screen I couldn't stop thinking about how much I want her to bend over and bury my face in her gigantic pale ass.
>>217317605She did a bunch of nude photos. She has really flat tits but still cute with her fun personality
>>217316417kek
>>217316504Wolverine in the comics 5'3 but has pulled an absurd amount of pussy being a smelly crude hairy manlet
Biblically accurate Wolverine.
i prefer comic accurate wolve to gay singer wolve
>>217316417>the u-neck shirt
It's not fucking funny
Why dont manlets just rise up?
>>217317856>I have an education
>>217317916because they can't meet a 6ft+ chad face to face
>>217317142>White people shouldn't play black rolesWe should actually.
Comic book authors really thought they were cooking when designing a manlet superhero in fluorescent yellow?
>>217317916they already did and they still can't reach the top shelf
>>217317962His first costume was brown
>>217317982?
>>217317962he's one of the most popular characters and outclasses the rest of the X-Men in popularity so I guess it worked
>>217316417>drinking at a bar with an afro bar tenderI guess that's one way to immuno max.
>>217317769Well he's also ridiculously ripped, muscular, and alpha. His confidence being able to fuck up any other dude in the room makes the girls wet their panties
>>217317856I like how she made some shit up that he hadn't brought up at all just to pretend that her choice is about "laid back vs tryhard" and not solely about looks
>>217317769The wolverine in the movie looks like 4'8" thats not what 5'3 looks like.Michael J Fox is like 5'3"
>>217316504Indeed. This scene actually go the most laughs out of the entire movie.
>>217317989Ditching the retarded capes was the only good thing capeshit has ever done
>>217318148Batman's cape is cool because it's actually functional though.
>>217318148capes are cool as fuck and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>217316504>my entire theater laughed. as a manlet it made me feel badsame here manlet bro, hurt my little feelings. but for real, height never really bothered me. i once dated a 5'10 girl (with me being 5'6, was a little bit weird), but the looks we'd get walking into restaurants with her on my arm were crazy.
>>217317724ehhh without any context how tall she is she just looks gross nudealso needs a hairy pusy
one brown replying to themself itt
They made WOLVERINE short? Woke has won
>>217316417everyone did
>>217318523When will they learn?
>>217318301Not every iteration of batman has a gliding cape. I seem to remember Animated Series batman needed the batwing or sperate glider to fly
>>217318523These are two trannies arent they
Some serious shortcel seethe going on in here
>>217318082anon you're noticing too much, it cant be healthy dial it back a bit
brown hands thread
>>217318083:)
>>217317605>tfw no 6'3 wife to give me 7 demigod sized sons, one to rule each continent
>>217317769>in the comics exactly
>>217317605>brienne the beauty
>>217318719Browns are all 5 inches shorter than people though.
>>217318857I went on 2 dates with a 6'3 dominican woman. Only down side was she was retarded so I couldnt make it work
I'm a sleazy 5 foot 4 white boy, how hard is it to pull chicks like Gwendolin?>>217316856
Seriously, where the fuck do Hollywood guys like Reynolds and Jackman get off? They’re 6’2 jacked superstars and even they have poke fun at short guys. It’s so fucking demoralising. My whole fucking life I’ve been mocked and belittled for being short, and I’m only just below fucking average at 5’6.5. It’s shit like this movie that exacerbates the problem, it makes people feel like it’s okay to laugh at short men, when it’s no different than laughing at somebody for being in a wheelchair or being Indian. I genuinely nearly walked out of the fucking theatre when I saw this shit, why did they need to include this joke? Film would be exactly the same without it. Only difference is I’ll never watch another movie with one of these assholes ever again.
>>217319728Very hard. You will need to make a big compromise so she will probably be ugly or disabled.Aim for 5'6 to 5'8 women. They are more plentiful and will care less about your manletitus
>>217319845Don't listen to this guy. It's confidence AND knowing how to talk to people.
>>217319777lmao that ".5" comes down like a sledgehammer of cope. You should drop that. Round up or down mein nigga, it won't matter in either direction.
>>217318435>ehhh without any context how tall she is she just looks gross nude>also needs a hairy pusySpotted the gay homosexual
>>217316856>Got s8 being a constant humilliation ritual for Jon the manlet
>>217320044please pin this comment as the "gayfaggot award of January"
>>217317769>smelly crude hairy manlethe has to appeal to comic readers, why do you think he's so popular
posting in a muttzillian thread
>>217319971Not to be a blackpiller but that is advice for a bygone age. Chicks have always equated their social status to the guys fucking them but nowadays they want a guy who they look good next to on social media. Only way to go around that is immigrants or truly retarded chicks. The first guy gave him correct advice.
>>217320155Everyone's first favourite was always wolverine. Lanky kids got told they can't be him because they were too tall. He's a very well designed character.
>>217316417He's literally me!
>>217316655Bald
>>217320155You know a Wolverine is a small fierce animal? The name makes zero sense for some tall super hero. He's popular because he's against the generic norm that's always used for every other hero.
>>217316417this is OP laughing hard.
>>217320571>>217320793Children like Wolverine because he's edgy.
>>217318523it made him even smaller lel
