>>217300665
star trek sex with shran
>>217318994a superior threadbravo
>>217319045and bravo to nonnies using effective tactics in the troll thread
Who's looking forward to ACK? Gonna fire up the old Perry+ and check it out?
shran trek star with sex
M O O P S YOOPSY
>>217319067i have all of old trek piratedi have not, and shell never, subscribe to paraslop+
>>217318994Based
>>217319202You betrayed your uniform, cadet! Sign up for a Paramount+ subscription right now and you'll have access to top-of-the-line content such as Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Section 31That's an order!
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>217319298>You betrayed your uniform, cadet!Tell me anon, have you ever heard of the french play Les Misérables? There's this constable in it named Javert....
>>217319303uh. uh. a miracle. damn that shits wild
>>217319117Fun Fact: In the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, in the 32nd Century Moopsy is the official Academy mascot.
>>217319412That isn't Star Trek.
I have reached the Kira preggo arc.
Speaking of Trek that is New, just two days until two brand new episodes with the premiere this Thursday of Starfleet Academy.
>>217319460Watch yourself, bitch.
>>217319512AND THE FANS
>>217319512I am not watching this and am watching S2 of Frieren on Friday instead.
>>217319588if she doesn't get her head stuck inside of something within the first 10m it'll be a failure of a sequel
>>217319588which anime is closest to star trek?
>>217319651Space Runaway Ideon because it is also about killing God. Otherwise Lucky Star.
>>217319067This show's audience is like 95% right wing content creators who want something to make fun of, 5% college aged adults looking for a new show to watch.
>>217319067I'm looking forward to it, in a way.
>>217319708>the leftist writers hate right wing youtube grifters>but they can't help feeding the trolls The symmetry is so perfect one could weep.
>America took over an independent South American country, but you know what we really need on TV? Minority representation. #staywoke
>>217318994Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>>217319829we may still be in the trek timeline
>>217319518>Fuck Bajoran women.
>>217319829You seem a bit jittery. Maybe a few minutes of flashing lights will help you calm down.
Looking at other upcoming weeks of SFA, Episode 4: "Vox in Excelsio" at the end of January is a look at the Klingons of the era, and a deep dive into the personal story of Cadet Jay-Den Kraag.
>>217319953z e s t e h
>>217319708i hate how my algorithm has somehow figured out that I hate nutrek but not that I don't want to watch greasy /pol/troons rant about it
So it took about 4 to 6 weeks to write and shoot an episode of TNG, which is why you could sometimes have stories that were allegories for current events. How long does it take to make an episode of NuTrek? Each season seems like it takes two years. Am I crazy?
>>217319953Ayo du got da new space Jordan's?? Klingon drip goes hard
>>217319953why do so many of these klingons look so gay?
>>217320038Sometimes fermented foods are the best!
>>217319953the angle of this and everything makes him look like a little person in the thumbnail
>>217320085Odd, since Karim is something like 7 foot tall and literally descended from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. He's a big fella.
STD aired from 2017 to 2024, 7 years, had 5 seasons, and 65 episodes.TNG aired from 1987 to 1994, 13 years, had 7 seasons, and 178 episodes.
>>217320289>TNG aired from 1987 to 1994, 13 yearsdid you have a seizure while typing
>>217320289Holy shit I think I calculated 1984 to 1997 I am RETARDED.
>>217320333With digits like that you can be as retarded as you want
>>217320289So DISCO was more efficient at storytelling. Which is what you get when you have professional writers who are peak of their craft instead of fanfic writing neck beards sending in spec scripts.
>>217320333>Holy shit I think I calculated 1984 to 1997 I am RETARDED.And this is why Lower Decks is for you. Moopsy.
>>217320428Oh man I fucked up my math hardcore, but somehow you are still dumber than I am.
>>217319651Dirty Pair, it has a few Trek references in it>>217319953>SFAIt's called ACK
>>217319651I'm currently watching one called Gnosia. It's about people traveling on a spaceship together. Though they aren't explorers, they're all weird as fuck and present different scifi concepts.
>>217320038The 2022 writers strikes changed how TV shows are written. And now since many shows are filmed in multiple countries using thousands of SFX shots, that slowed down production considerably. Many TNG/DS9 episodes were stock actors having conversations in stock sets. They didn't need a phaser shootout filmed on location on Barcelona to keep your attention.
>>217320657Why watch Gnosia when you can play it? I LIVED through those loops (cycles?) unlike you.
>>217320857I played it years ago and then replayed it recently because of the anime lol
that Eddington is a clever clogs
>>217320965they should have had him win. sisko was 1000% wrong
i forgor about the watchalong last night. i was too busy raiding...but it was Who Mourns for Morn. i remember that episode being pretty meh but liking those lizard brothers
quanity is more important that quality. unfortunately nutrek deliveries niether. fortunately that means it will be forgotten quickly
>>217321006oh and tonight is One Little Ship
>>217321025link it or stink it
>>217319303Except for everything after S6E6
>>217321025>tfw always have One Little Ship as ground trait and One Big Happy Fleet on my ship traits in STOfeels good man
I must return to my gelatinous state.
>it's a Naomi Wildman 'sode
>>217321209
>>217321229Total Neelix death
>>217321301only le petit mort
But really, what the fuck was the point of her character?
>>217321338to have a half decent recurring bad guy until they get to the borg
>>217321229>>217321301>>217321335>bangs two year old with adult body>she leaves>child is born on the ship>Neelix immediately spends all his free time with herWhat did the writers mean by this?
>>217321384remember the time neelix was a split second away from killing himself with the transporter and then chakotay sent him to put naomi to bed?
>it's 1987>Star Trek: The Next Generation red carpet premiereCan you imagine Gates McFadden looking like this?
>>217321441I remember all the times he went out of his way to isolate individual children on the holodeck, and then put them in manipulative situations that would require physical contact.
>>217321338As a reminder of why the gender pay gap exists.Berman had a better arc for her but then she got pregnant, writers scrambled to safe everything
>>217321489What a strange looking Klingon.
>>217321229Based "'sode"poster
Milk, chocolate, cool
>>217321571
>>217321571If I was an engineer with enough knowledge to delete my presence I would spend my entire career fucking with people by editing parameters and changing definitions in replicators, coded to specific individuals I choose to fuck with.
>>217321571terran cannabis sativa, prerolled, smooth
>>217321653>FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES.
>>217321338>we have Eddington at home
>>217321571Cardassian breast milk, hot.
>>217321489>>Star Trek: The Next Generation red carpet premiereThis looks fun as hell. The cast must have been stoked. I wonder if there any YouTube uploads not from a 240p VHS rip.
>>217321626>Troi's chocolate menu replaced with literal mudpies made of clay and dirt that look exactly like her favorite dishes>picard's tea earl grey hot is dispensed as a smoldering pile of earl gray tea leaves>when barclay orders hotpockets or pizza rolls they are empty shells
>>217321757
>>217321781EATING CLAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR PREGNANT WOMEN TROIO WAIT YOUR CHILD HAS ALREADY BEEN BORN, GREW UP AND ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLANE IN THE SPAN OF A DAY
>>217321842ffs
>>217321854they surpass physical existence so fast....
Why is trekpu never in any of the new shows?
>>217321884It won't. It's DOA hidden by the fact that they've ordered 2 seasons.
>>217321884> limitless enginethey broke the warp barrier? these space niggas going faster than warp 10 now?
>>217321884Narrator: That Limitless Engine was in fact only 20 episodes.
Childhood is Star Trek, adulthood is realizing Law & Order does everything better.
>>217322444does it have crossover actors from trek?
>>217322444list all the actors that have been on both Law & Order and Trek
>>217322444Law & Order does not have pretty spaceships, opinion DISCARDED.
>>217322495Bebe Neuwirth
>>217322558You're dismissed.
>>217322494Some of the best Star Trek episodes were written by L&O writers. Examples>The Inner Light>Armageddon Game (the episode that started the Bashir & O'Brien friendship)
>>217322627Um acktually, the episode that started the Bashir and O'Brien friendship is The Storyteller.
>>217322494Hoshi was in an episode
>>217322688>Alexander Siddig highly valued "Armageddon Game", considering it to be an important episode for Bashir and his friendship with O'Brien. I really enjoyed that and it was the first time I really got to work with Colm Meaney. We built our characters' foundational relationship on that show. We got in each other's faces and bickered and had personal things to say about each other. That was one of my most important shows.">This episode is generally seen as the beginning of a relationship between O'Brien and Bashir which became extremely important over the next few years (even though they did have an episode together in the first season, "The Storyteller"). According to Alexander Siddig, "That was our first real 'We're stuck together. Nothing we can do about it.' And that's the crux of the relationship."UM ACKSHULLY
>The O'Briens were previously shown drinking coffee together well into the evening (after Molly's bedtime) in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Rascals". That was, of course, an unusually stressful evening, as Keiko had just been physically transformed into a pre-adolescent.
Dr Bashir, I presume?
>>217322532>Law & Order does not have pretty spaceships, opinion DISCARDEDThe Probert Detective Munch concept was bussin'
>>217322731Um ACKTUALLY it doesn't matter what Siddig says. The Storyteller set up the dynamic. Armageddon Game only expanded upon it.
>>217322444Childhood is Star Trek, adulthood is realizing Gundam does everything better.
>>217323064
>>217323064Gundam is pre-school
>>217323064nigger Gundam can't even form blazing sword and none of them were lions u straight lunchin
>>217323087Just the way Casval-niilikes it.
You need more?
>>217323100>Gundam can't even form blazing sword Uhhhhh nobody tell him.
>>217323115I've lived in studio apartments before this is fine
>>217323064Gundam is too gay. Plus, mechs should be able to talk so the pilot and mech can be best bros.
>>217323115I have no business in space. I'm not officer material, and sharing a bunkbed on the lower decks is out of the question.
>>217321006>raidingRaiding what?
>>217322444How can /trek/ ever recover?
>>217323175in vidya gaem
>>217323180>the Eddie Murphy triplets discovered there's a transsexual prostitute on your ship
I would rather watch ZZ than Lower Decks.
>>217323141subpar compared to the OG, also not lions
Gundam has been around for 47 and has exactly three good series out of 50+ entries. It's the shittiest mecha franchise of all time. It's not even pure slop, it's some kind of hackneyed mix and match alleyway garbage bag contents slop.
>>217323226Watch Turn-A.
>>217323226>Keep your soulless Vulcan green-35%-chance-of-a-thrombosis-blooded opinions to yourself, you pointy-eared spinster. >KIRK laughs and high fives MCCOY.
There's a reason shatner is living so long. Even if nearly unlimited wealth living past 80 is literal shit show; only the good die young and only the worst humans live this long. How was shatner a bad person? He was/is solely responsible for ruining countless young men's lives who mimicked James T Kirk's behavior irl; there's probably several reading this right now on this thread who thought "What would Kirk do?" and got handed a cold fucking hard reality... the majority of them discovered that doing what Kirk does/did is a recipe for disaster in their personal lives.
>>217323241I have a video essay script about these two written out, but I have to get it below three hours still somehow.
>>217323280I don't know man. One time I double fist punched someone and it all worked out fine for me.
>>217323280>teaches a young man to respect womenAAAAAAAAAAAA KIRK YOU RUINED MY LIFE NOOOOOOOOOO
>>217323241kino image
Captain Kirk is the reason I envelop that mountain that mountain
>>217323283Nonsense. Do it unredacted
>>217323283tl;dr I spend 90 minutes explaining how the main antagonist of the show is literally just Jeffrey Epstein.
>>217323371Yeah I don't remember Palpatine being a Jewish asset manager working for mossad to blackmail politicians with underaged girls. Where was his private rape island with semitic polytheist temple imagery?
>>217323371I thought the main antagonist was Charmander Ansible and his alter ego Quattro Formaggio.
That's enough gundam for now.
Gundam fucking sucks outside of the original, yeah Zeta is crap. Every episode is the same.
>>217323141
>>217323280he said in that Mind Meld video that he's scared of dying
>>217323412Belay that order, I'm interested in seeing where this is going.
>>217323395>Where was his private rape island with semitic polytheist temple imagery?Uhhhhh Jupiter???? On the moon of Europa named after a literal rape victim?
>>217320428>t. supposed fan of Star TrekFigures that you'd be against that little bit of meritocracy, now stamped out forever.
>>217323448GUNDAM is just an anagram for DUM NAG and boy do we have a few of those here
>>217323448>>217323484You have to admit, even Lower Decks posting is better than this.
>>217323522you're just jealous that mechabashir doesn't transform into an autobot Jetfire
>>217323438>not Kira YamatoRetard
>>217323522it's a TOS up
>>217323484MAD GUN
>>217323280he killed his wife so that probably has some karma there
>>217323086Did they really say fag in the Japanese original or is this some kind of fan edit?
>>217323522Its not because we are actually talking about a good sci-fi cartoon instead atm.
>>217323652>we are actually talking about a good sci-fi cartoonStar Trek Scouts isn't good, it's GREAT.
>>217323522Depends on the Lower Decks posting. There's a lot of hate behind some LDposting. People lashing out at the world around them through the show. It's a sad affair.
I just believe more people should engage their core.
>>217323709I played Fist of the North Star Fitness Boxing today. What have *you* done?
>>217323595UM, DANG
>tranime
