TREKino incoming.
>>217319175For once the sarcastic quips, lack of emotional maturity, and unprofessional conduct of NuTrek characters might actually make sense because they are young cadets. I'm still not watching it, though.
Holographic student.
>>217319504they redesigned the klingons again?
>>217319175So, it's like a college show but Star Trek? Are we going to see zany pranks and frat hijinks or what? Maybe im just not very creative but I dont understand how you would even make a Star Trek show where they don't really leave earth.Like what are they gonna do?
>To boldly solve relationship troubles and family drama like no sentient, inclusive lifeforms have before.
>>217319504>people are still ugly and fat in the future
>>217319175remember that magats took over CBS and Paramount AND THIS IS THE WOKE SLOP THEY MADE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>217319893Episode 1 will have a holocaust reference. Calling it now.
>>217319175varsity jackets.. really? Fuck this show.
>>217319882Blame the Federations disgenic hate on Augmented.
>>217319175Looks gay as fuck.
in the future, they have finally solved the problem of heterosexuality
>>217319175>Slop Trek
>>217319893Bari Weiss only took over as news editor in October. She doesn’t control the entertainment division, and even if she had this show was conceived, written, and produced before CBS brought her on.
would be cool if we get a mirror universe show where everyone is evil now that we live in the mirror universe
>>217319175Fucking Bros!>“It feels weirdly like a limitless engine that could go on for a very, very long time,” Kurtzman tells Inverse ahead of the launch of Starfleet Academy. “It's not just about the characters that we meet in Season 1, who will have four years in the academy, but every season brings in a new class, and then what happens when they graduate?”>She also notes that the lead character, Caleb Mir (Sandro Rosta), doesn’t know much about Earth or Starfleet, which was by design. “He's the fresh eyes into the world. He doesn't know how it works. It's all a discovery for him and our audience. Our new audience is able to take that ride along with him.”Oh, ok, I couldn't figure out who the main character was but it looks like it is this Caleb dude.
>>217321509if the magats actually make Star Trek great again I will still hate them but at least we might have good trek.... lets be honest though its never gonna happen
>>217319175star trek?
>>217319175>Star Trek?
>>217321560And I will review bomb every single episode Alex. No I won't watch a single minute. See you in the comments section
Tar Wreck
>>217319175Last good ST thing was Beyond. Tempted to say Picard but I haven't seen it yet.
>>217319781>Like what are they gonna do?Kill themselves.
>>217321560>“It feels weirdly like a limitless engine that could go on for a very, very long time,” Kurtzman tells Inverse ahead of the launch of Starfleet Academy. “It's not just about the characters that we meet in Season 1, who will have four years in the academy, but every season brings in a new class, and then what happens when they graduate?”I think Kurtzmans a fucking moron. At least for being involved in movies and tv for as long as he has.This seems like (if everything went right) a mini series or a season or 2, maybe 4. But once they graduate what? A new class at Starfleet just so happens to have unexpected adventures at school too. It's the Murder She Wrote, Die hard paradox. How often can this one woman find her in the middle of all these murders, just how often can this off duty cop find himself in the middle of these terrorist events.JUST HOW OFTEN can this school be at the center these wild events. How long has Starfleet Academy been a thing that has run fairly smoothly teaching kids, creating officers now all of a sudden year after year some zainy group of kids gets caught up in mysterious alien plot or intrigue.Now something like a ships crew whose purpose is to , I don't know, EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. I can see that being a setup for continuous adventures.
Mark my words this show is going to be even more shity than STD. I hope everyone responsible for it dienin the coming civil war.
>>217322502>Tempted to say Picard but I haven't seen it yet.Fucking don't. And don't listen to any NuTrek folks saying S3 is good either, they are fucking lying.
>>217322682this is just a teen relationship drama in spacethere is no problem with how many big events revolve around the academy because the show only cares about retarded low scale problems like will x have his first gay kiss
>>217322682This takes place way in the future where Starfleet Academy was basically just reformed and this is the first class in forever.
Yep, it's certified kino.
if they removed the star trek from this it would be the slopiest of the slop on daytime network tv
>>217322863>this is just a teen relationship drama in space>>217322866>Starfleet Academy was basically just reformed and this is the first class in forever.So Starfleet collapsed at some point?
>>217319882>All aliens are just big-lipped wide-nosed niggers with makeup based?
>>217322682>I don't know, EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFOREWe I mean they gave you the perfect Fucking show and you Cocksuckers still wouldn't watch it and talked Shit about it. Fucking Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, they literally fixed everything you people Fucking Assholes bitched about with discovery, they addressed EVERY SINGLE THING! And you MotherFuckers still refused to watch it. So Fuck you, Fuck you, FUCK YOU!!!
>>217322502Picard is trash, even S3. /tv/ listened to their best friends RLM who said S3 was good, but didn't realize they've lost the plot and have been coping over this franchise for years.
>>217322963Anon it was still the same critical race theory tainted shit as STD
>>217322978>/tv/ listened to their best friends RLManon you desperately need real professional help.
>>217322955they've said how this beast is serious in the show but one of the funniest characters because of their straight man act and i'm suspecting they're now ripping off the orville, which is so many layers of parody it's ridiculous
>>217323040Not an argument
>>217322953>So Starfleet collapsed at some point?Yes, that's the entire plot of Seasons 3 through 5 of Discovery.The Discovery went to the year 3180 where civilization had collapsed into a galactic dark age, and they brought the Federation back, in what definitely wasn't the entire plot of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
>>217322963Strange New Worlds was not perfect, but also not awful. First season was trash but it did improve. For me the big problem was I could never stop questioning if it was good or had the standards been brought so low by all previous entries that it just seemed good in comparison. I also didn't like how much they leached off TOS. Spock fine, Uhura, why, Kirk cameos, FUCKING WHY. It got real old real fast.
>>217323080>The Discovery went to the year 3180 where civilization had collapsed into a galactic dark age, and they brought the Federation back, in what definitely wasn't the entire plot of Gene Roddenberry's Andromedapic related ( I feel like both reading this)
>>217323080It was just an excuse to reset the lore and characters>You don't like how none of the species act like they're supposed to? Don't you know this is FAR into the future and things change? It's basically "We want our millennial soi writing to be the new standard"
>>217322827>>217322978I've seen people here praise SNW, would rather watch 80 year old Patrick Stewart even if it's woke than that show.
>>217319504Imagine being a fat hologram. Just adjust the sliders in your character creation screen, you dumb bitch.
>>217323161progressives are still doing "it's current year" in the 4th millenia
>>217323177I watched Picard and it was a massive mistake. I honestly wished I never fucking watched it and could pretend it didn't exist.
>>217323080Didn't the Asian chick from Agents of Shield die in the first episode? Why is she in that promo?
>>217323451That's not herThat's her from the Mirror Universe, where she was Supreme Dictator of the Terran Empire and first introduced eating a man's eyeballs (I'm pretty sure it's still cannibalism even if it's just the eyeballs?)But when she met Burnham she found the good in her heart because she somehow remembered/felt that her alternate universe version was Burnham's best friend and mentorAt this point I feel like I have to underscore that I'm not shitposting and I'm describing things that actually transpired in Star Trek: Discovery
>>217323480>That's not her>That's her from the Mirror Universe, where she was Supreme Dictator of the Terran Empire...blah blah blahFucking hell.
>>217319175It's like it's written by a kike.
>>217319175And yet this is another harsh reminder to always gatekeep what you love.If you create your own series, make sure you don't let it get pozzed.
>>217323451>the Asian chick from Agents of ShieldAre you mixing up Michelle Yeoh with Ming-Na Wen?
>>217323480>I watched Star Trek: Discovery
>>217323540I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.
>>217323518I know nobody will believe me, but I actually thought this was the same Asian actress. And no I'm not like LOL all Asians look the same, but man I can't even tell you how much my mind is blown right now that it's not the same person.
>>217323480https://youtu.be/hFmCyZ6epB8
>>217322682>I think Kurtzmans a fucking moronMaybe I need to create a sign-tapping meme just for this, because so many posters don't seem to get it: he's not making a sincere effort to entertain and just failing at it. He's talentless, yes, and probably not particularly smart, but he's not an idiot. He has other goals entirely.
>>217322827PS3 is a fun watch, you hapless prick.
>>217323480This feels fake and made up.
>>217323845You can't fucking gaslight us!https://youtu.be/MdLHKdn0JTY?t=9234
>>217319175lol look at these are potential military cadets. follow your orders space goons.
>>217322870>Jay can't wait to shit on thisMike should hold him and rich at gun point and make them watch it.
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>>217322963>We I mean they gave you the perfect Fucking show and you Cocksuckers still wouldn't watch it and talked Shit about it. Fucking Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, they literally fixed everything you people Fucking Assholes bitched about with discovery, they addressed EVERY SINGLE THING! And you MotherFuckers still refused to watch it. So Fuck you, Fuck you, FUCK YOU!!!you're a faggot
>>217322963Anon, SNW has done 30 episodes so far and they have yet to actually explore a Strange New World. Meanwhile they've made multiple episodes about meeting things that were supposed to be first encountered in TOS.
>>217324536Jay still wouldn't watch it.
>>217322870Why does his forehead look like as if it was sculpted out of chocolate?
>>217323910It's not good Trek, but it's not bad Trek either.
>>217323910Discount Jenny Nicholson.
>>217325398I thought maybe it was the bad lighting of NuTrek making it look worse but here's a random SNL sketch from 10 years ago. They would have had to whip up the makeup on short notice and it still looks much better, under live studio lighting, even when the script would have justified it looking shittyhttps://youtu.be/ZSpZEaUmRD0
>>217319175Inb4 they add a straight white male in season 2 and he eclipses the rest of the cast in popularity
