I miss it so bad
>>217323329Yeah we desperately need another season of nitrous addled wiggers bumbling through 6 weeks of absolute nontent while Jet Nepstein uses the influence he's wanted since his days on r9k crying over how Sam fucked his beloved Marky to groom highschool girls and other thots that retarded faggots pay 50 dollars to gift a plastic rose.NOT.
>>217323329I got burnt out from this degenerate Jewish trash. It's bad for the soul and one look at the /bant/ threads says it all.
>>217323379I thought it was fun.
>>217323329I don't miss the constant spam threads and the endless microceleb trash.
>>217323379This. It ending up being a front for rape made me feel utterly betrayed as a human being.
Simmons kickoff was so cringe. Sam saw the tweets from his own idiot fanbase and just knew it was the ultimate time to pose as a self-important moralist with a badass clip moment that he probably thought was going to go viral.Not to mention the whole stopping the show for the night so the fish could “recover”
>>217323380To be fair, it's off-season.
For me it's Pause, Snack, Continue
>>217323329It failed due to the 600lb curse. Promises were made, and promises were broke. Now Fishtank will encounter ever bigger problems every season. That is unless Jet brings in at least one 600lb woman to sit on the faces of the simpable mids. It needs to happen every season. It's the only way to lift the curse.
It will never recapture the magic and novelty of season 1 no matter how hard they try.
>>217323469It's worse when you know the books were "written" by a grifting ESL for money and probably largely auto-compiled from other sources, and even then says "wait till they're 18".Sam didn't do that. He sodomized an underage teenager and wrote her cringe love letters begging to save her from her parents and giving her homework like "watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind".
>>217323329My breaking point was in S2 when Jet and his scum wigger crew ordered the fish to hang out in the bedroom while they hang out in the bar area and pat each other on the back on how good of a job they all did. All I could think of is why they wanted to do that on camera.
The first season was arguably novel and funny. Everything else - how would I know? Who the hell is retarded enough to watch it more than once?
>>217323651>r/redpillwomenlmao
Another life ruined by Fishtank
Feelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ED99xbePws
>>217323732she was already dating a fat mexican ogre for years before she ate Jet's asshole
>>217323685S1 was the worst one
Samuel would spend so much time in his streams complaining about lowbrow media, gross out movies, etc. and how they’re bad for the soul and how uplifting media needs to be made.
So how exactly does it take a lot of funding to do fishtank? Sam makes it seem like he needs millions
>>217323816I remember season one getting taken off temporarily until they realized they need to pay 40K every week to google to keep it up when they thought it was 40k altogether. I dont remember all the details.
>>217323816Buying a new house every season which they then fail to flip is expensive work especially when you're not getting permits for filming and housing 10 people in unfurnished basements without proper fire safety while broadcasting it on the internet to a bunch of trolls who report you and get the property condemned.
>>217323884>40K every week to google to keep it up when they thought it was 40k altogetherwhat the fuck why
>>217323329Ice poseidon, Paul denino did it first, sam hyde stole ideas from paul
>>217323329>ywn titty fuck letty and bust on her face
>>217323884That was when their jeetcode constantly fetched all the 10+ cams at once instead of doing 1 main stream
>>217323924The streamer server they were using for the site or something
>>217324027fuck she actually has a nice body
>>217324027Chicken Andy did.
>>217323329Season 4 was chaotic and fun. I hate Rhode Island
>>217324092Too bad her snatch is absolutely horrifying. Literally looks like the queen alien from starship troopers.
>>217324154I don't believe you. I'm gonna need proof.
S4 was awful.Watchable irl stream sure but no magic at all.They should wait until like august or september and do a blind cast again.
>>217324092Always has just had a fucked up face
>>217323379Jet and Ben can be funny, but why did they down play the roles of people that were actually funny? Same just walks in with a challenge or some bullshit small talk while he hangs out
>>217324181See that was the one thing that really irked me. The show was at its best when the fish just did things themselves to get over and 9 times out of 10 it was kino. Then Jet comes along to shit all over it like the mongoloid he is and make them do something that he probably thought was the greatest idea ever.
What was the twist of s4? Just cycling through the old fishtank houses and seeing old fishtank contestants? How lame.
>>217324239Head in the game, head out of the drywall, say it with me, head in the game...head out of the drywall
>>217324294Nothing, the only thing notable was bam showing up and his wife joking on jet and Sam for how lame the show is.
I will never stop loving Shadi
The only way I'd watch Fishtank again would be if it were a broadcast of Sam and Jet in court, prosecuted for human trafficking, giving alcohol to minors, slander, disturbing the peace, money laundering, gambling in a State where it is prohibited and more.Or Cryokeen getting mauled by dogs.
>>217324398>will cyberstalk the rest of the bitchtank girls for the rest of her lifeb-b-based?
>>217324398fucked up attention whore can't trust that minstrel ass jon adjacent scammer
>>217324348Bam's wife also got trolled by chat into shouting out "Marky".
>>217324436And after it's all done, you'd still be a loser.
I mean, besides money(winners are predetermined), all you really win is a small fan base of weirdos that you stream too. The show literally isn't worth it, and they don't even gave to give you the money and it apparently says that in the contract.
>>217324436the only way id watch bitchtank again if it where ellie, JC, summer, payton, taylor, betty and nifty
>217324469But not in jail lmao.
Shadi should never have been accepted in ftl, a mutt whose whole purpose is to get dirt on her friends is disgusting, she is a fat slob.
>>217324437God forbid a bitch got drive>>217324445Her heart is pure and I am one of the few blessed enough to see it.Now here's her big ass
>>217324646This weird parasocial shit, that's what I mean.
>>217324092>>217324170
>>217323329buy an ad dimes square golem
welp... no more bliccy ever again I guess
>Wiggers wearing sandles and looking like dogshit.They need higher standards, permits, and uniforms.Instead of focusing on more ways to extract money, focus on maintaining the product.>gambling added>stocks added>ads addedFucking retards
>>217325111You're still gonna watch ses 5.
>>217323651Is this real? What is this?
like the astroturfing is not obvious
>>217325111No shit, they gave me a fuckload of tokens I want to use. After that, it's a lot less likely.Always outjeet the jew wiggers
Can't wait for someone to get kicked off s5 for bringing up Ellie
>>217325515The entire male cast will be Seth and the girls will be all Jet groupies enjoy
>copy bigbrother>put it on YT>dumbass /tv/ thinks its best thing everlmaooo
>>217325138>>217325111Replied to wrong post bc watching kino.>jet sleeping in the closet like a creep at the end of s1
>>217325639its nothing like big brother
>>217324913The true star out of the Tank
Jet Neptune's Onlyfans Based Conservative E-thot Camgirl Farmhouse
Famous House was genuinely insane. Nothing like it will ever happen again in broadcast history
Fuck jet. Fuck sam. Fuck the entire cast. Fuck me for watching it. Fuck all the fans as well. Dogshit show. MDE died.
WHERE IS BLOOD GAMES 2, YOU GORILLA NEST DWELLER SCAM FUCKING HYDE? WHERES THE DUKE? WHERES XAVIER? YOU SUCK :(
>>217325944bg2 happened. just none of the cameras were on.
Why don't they sell the houses? What are they doing with a bunch of empty houses?
>>217323379This but unironically and without the NOT.
>>217325867Sometimes fires are too bright for their own good and burn out too soonThe reckoning of the monkey king at the hands of his landwhale wife is some of the greatest entertainment I've ever seen in my life
>>217326423Bro the housing market is fucked right now no one is buying and prices keep going upOntop of that anyone can look up the house history and see that the s2 house was basically a crack den
contact stripe
The social accounts are starting to wake upS5 coming
>>217323795Wouldn't know
I love my shitlib wife Stephanie "Smaack" Maack. I will fix her politics and support her art.
>>217326423Because it was a failed real estate scam.
>>217326423They literally did sell the houses... try to keep up, mate.
>multimillionaire>successful business and sketch comedy show>millions of fans>came back from being washed up and is now in a golden era>had sex with a 16 year old and got away with it because it's legalFace it, Sam Hyde won
Why did Mizzy go Holocaust mode? I miss my little piggy Mizzy and her late night snacking. What the hell is this?
I miss binx so fucking muchI wonder what shes up to nowadays
such a good woman
>>217327351bwc slut
>>217327365but enough about you
Blue board, home
season 5 soon
>>217327400Wrong, season 3 soon
>>217327301Wtf give me back the slampig
>>217327382Kwab should've been part of the OG FH. He had the heart of a true fish
>>217323924IIRC they weren't batching database queries together, so they hit their quota quickly, and had to pay a surcharge for each additional access
>>217327587
>>217327664Amazing how he did the exact same schtick "bro I streetfight bro" that alexb also did
>>217327351True!>>217327365Also true!
>>217327028Nope. Just the season 3 episodes.
>>217327301Mizzy get ozempic
W autosage
Simbal has an attractive Brazilian wife. What the fuck???
>>217327247s2 house was the only one ever for sale and they delisted it
>>217323379It’s true. They have no vision. It’s a paypig milking op. Minimum effort entertainment. Sam’s ok with delivering a shit product. Nothing creative or interesting. Even the novel idea of S3 was sabotaged by their own incompetence and short sightedness. Jet’s not a funny guy but he’s in charge of a ‘comedy’ reality show. I’ll attend the threads because the posters are funnier than the show.
>>217328285Sam has emotional mood swings from being a big roided woman and Jet is a born and raised rapist, it was never going to go the distance.
>>217328285>posters are funnier than the showNo they aren't. It's endless simping for ugly 180p women and retards going "OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?"
>>217328336S1 was slower and had funny memes After that it was just all seething in threads
>>217328336Im not talking about the simps. They’re all hanging out on bant right now. Im talking about the wise guys and knuckleheads who make fun of how shit the show is
