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Which movie?
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Saw 2. That riddle was so easy
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>>217324635
No country for old men
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>>217324635
King Kong
If they were room temp iq they probably would’ve done anything other than bring the giant man eating ape that’s horny for tiny human women (for some weird ass reason) to NYC and probably just returned to the island with the military after some years
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>>217324635
All the recent Alien movies
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>>217324689
you’re an idiot
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most of the horror genre but making the audience feel nervous about the characters making silly mistakes is sort of the point
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Most movies because the majority of people alive are idiots.
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>>217324635
Alien: Covenant
In which it seems possibly intentional, trying to mock the detractors of Prometheus by having EVERYONE be an idiot like the guy who tried to pet the space snake
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>>217324635
Burn After Reading.
Literally an endlessly quotable masterpiece comedy and profoundly underrated by the way.
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Awe, that's sort of like Voltaire's cult classic: Candide; if memory serves.
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>>217324714
All* Alien(s) movies.
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>>217324635
Big Lebowski
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>>217324689
True, like dude, just take the cash out of the briefcase.
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>>217324635
Jurassic park, specially the new ones. Kind of like alien
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>>217324635
probably played as straight as can be
i first watched it with my mom last Christmas
she thought it was a lot funnier than i did for whatever reason
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>>217324635
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>>217324714
>>217324798
Don't forget the series too. Alien: Earth, holy shit what a mess. Even the "boy genius" was an utter retard.
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>>217324635
One Battle After Another
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Dawn of the Dead remake. They literally had the mall fortified but took a chance find a boat to go to an island they know nothing about. Its not even about the failures of man because everyone dumb enough to die has passed already (except the main cast).
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>>217324949
>WHAT? CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD?
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>>217324635
Nearly ever romantic comedy of the 80s, 90s and 00s.
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Most of the Cohen Brothers filmography honestly.
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>>217324949
I second this emotion
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>>217324661
>Your son is in a safe and secure location
>There's a fucking safe in the room
Was Eric Matthews a retard?
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>>217324635
90% of anime series
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>>217324635
Most story based media involve and happen as a result of people who cannot communicate properly.
>All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal
>>217324909
It's a comedy anon if you weren't laughing your butt off then you are silly.
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>>217324752
haha, yea. and they were pro cartographers i think who had 3d map of the cave yet got... lost? i used to have memorized a short list of stupid shit in this movie. they start to all blurr into one pile of clichés but i presume they let an infected inside the ship, to hell with health protocols.
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>>217325590
I don't remember it being a plot point, but they would have run out of food eventually. Without agricultural expertise, it was inevitable that they'd move on from the mall.
>>217325770
Llewellyn going back to give the messican a baja blast with an order of small fries was abject stupidity, but I suppose Sugar would have found him in his home and murdered him and his wife anyway.
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>>217324635
Jurassic Park
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>>217324949
uhm palpatine was clouding their judgement
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>>217324635
Not a movie but the show "From." It took like 4 seasons and a lot of criticism for the writers to start making the characters actually talk to each other and share their discoveries.
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>>217324635
Dude, where's my car?
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>>217324949
Prequelfags aren't gonna like this
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>>217324635
Burn after reading.
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>>217324949
Yes leave out the OT where the Stormtrooper's incompetency spawned its own trope, Star Wars was always shit
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>>217324635
All the Three Stooges movies.
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>>217324635
This thread only serves to reveal how fucking braindead the users of /tv/ are these days.
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When you made this post on /v/ and the anon made the reply about the liberal lesbian wife mom who got killed by ICE by being an idiot, that shit was hilarious.
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>>217326070
Storm troopers weren’t “EVERYONE” in the OT
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>>217326142
Neither is everyone in the prequels
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All three of these pieces of shit.
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>>217324781
Came here to post this
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>>217325885
its not as funny to me as the big lebowski. however, the buildup and subsequent reveal of the sex bike has to be hands down one of the best subversions of expectations ever. you think clooney's up to something really nefarious given the nature of everything and nope.
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>>217326182
The only non-idiot in the prequels is sheev. his plans rely upon everyone else being an idiot. For all three movies. Established with the first spoken lines.
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>>217324635
The Grey.
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>>217326276
So not everyone is an idiot and therefore the prequels don't don't meet the criteria, got it, thank you for proving me right
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>>217324635
including anyone who actually believed this shit
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>>217326134
you're such a genius anonymous poster. please let me suck you off
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>>217324635
For me? It's gotta be Rat Race. The funniest movie of all time that came out right before 9/11 broke all of our spirits and we realized that the good, fun, careless times were over.
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>>217324635
One Battle After Another
Eddington
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every Knives Out movie
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>>217324882
I don't see it for Jurassic Park 1?
Unless you mean the kids being retarded shining flashlights at the t-rex which is kind of stupid but it's not the entire movie?
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>>217326304
One other non-idiot and the prequels collapse. It’s an idiot plot.
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>>217326439
Not him but the only thing I can guess is Hammond "underpaying" Nedry, leading to the espionage. But that's only one character and who knows if the other buyer wouldn't have just outbid any offer.
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>>217326440
Count Dooku is not an idiot, Boba Fett isn't an idiot
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>>217326491
dookie was an idiot
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>>217324950
A lot of people have noticed Alien:Earth feels like it was written by A.I.
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>>217326540
How's that
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>>217324635
Fellowship of the Ring. They should have just flown the eagle to Mordor ezpz
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>>217326032
it was my first thought but then I thought about it and though they may be idiots its not what moves the plot
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>>217326577
All he did was convey sheev’s plot to other idiots or just die for sheev instead of expose him.
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>>217324635
Hereditary
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>>217326612
If he exposed Sheev then the Sith plot would fail and he didn't want that as a Sith who hated the Jedi so he chose to die in silence and win in death
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>>217324635
Saving Silverman
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>>217326688
>if dookie acted intelligently the plot would fail
So it’s an idiot plot
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>>217326738
How is it intelligent for him to destroy the plot against the Jedi, the people he hated?
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>>217324635
all of them
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>>217326839
It’s intelligent to realize he was being sacrificed for the aggrandizement of another. For it wasn’t his plot, it was sheev’s plot
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>>217324909
>for whatever reason
that was because it's not funny, despite what retarddit may insist



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