>drag Arnie back for two Terminator movies >still no King Conan movie wtf
His sons shall be cast too
>>217325231He can't run around in a man bikini anymore.
>>217325276Its kind of insane how kino mirrors real life and vice-versa.>Arnie, now in the corridors of power, having come from nothing and marrying into politcal royalty, has two effette spoiled children with his lawful wife, raised as they were without hardship and struggle>his illegitimate son, born out of wedlock, is the true-born heir to the 'Will To Power' that made Arnold a star in the first place, even taking more of his father's appearance than his sons from his marriage.
>>217325276I think that's the first guy I've ever seen with cankles.
>>217327180kino
>>217327180Looks like Howardcels were right about basedciety
>>217325231It’ll be a billion dollar AI movie.
>>217327729>basedcietythe fuck you mean? lunatic
>>217327180I think that's the reason why we'll never get King Conan: it hits too close to home.
>>217325276>>217327180This guy worships an idea of Arnold, because he will never have a real father-son relationship with him.
>Turns down Conan 3 and it gets reworked into a shitty King Kull movie which flops>90s live-action show was a different actor and flopped >Modern movie was a flop reboot We are never getting a new Conan movie at this point.
>>217328040>t. Fats McCankles
>>217328072a trve son of Hyperborea
>>217325276>>217327180>>217328072These pics are old, Christopher is fit now, and also not a mutt bastard.
>>217328072>What is best in life?>To eat your cookies, have them digest inside you, and to hear the lamentations of the dieticians.
>>217328216Good for him. What's he doing with those pumpkins?
>>217325231Yep, sequel would be easy 1 billie.>Daughter of Conan>Conan's daughter, played by Anya is the new protagonist>Conan is murdered within the first 10 minutes of the movie, and her daughter has to avenge him
>>217328307eating them for gains
>>217328307Have you ever fucked a pumpkin? Better than actual sex + cleanup is a breeze.
