it does start sucking dick n' balls after around S02E09. Season 1 being 11/10 makes it that much more painful. Also, Donna > Shelly > Audrey.
>>217326471Well, I agree with the first part but certainly not the second bitAudrey>Shelly>Donna
If you take out all the Evelyn and Harold shit it's still solid television with some god tier scenesObviously not as good as season 1 though which is basically perfect
>>217326471>Donna numba wanWhat the facku am I reading.
>>217326471It was "subversive" and "avant-garde" when it came out, but now it's so unimpressive that it's sad
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>>217326917>Josie near the bottom>Fills the top with underage characters
>>217326917Lucy has zero business being that high, so does Laura. Norma def deserves The MILF of the Show award and belongs in the top row, agreed.>>217326914Up until the point when they uncover the killer it's pure soul.
>>217327053I don't like Twin Peaks because it's full of peanut butter. See, I can use nonsense words too to justify my opinion
>>217327103you’re a jam up guy
>>217327103You are very smart.
>>217326941>they're pretending to be minors you sick fuck!
>>217326917Log Lady should be in Hell Yes tier. She knows how to handle wood and clearly isn't scared of it.
>>217327303>I'm not attracted to the highschool characters, just the actresses My mistake, I thought the point was to rate how fuckable the characters were. If not, what's the point of the Twin Peaks theme?
>>217326840i want to bang her so bad
>donna above anyone
>>217327543Well nowadays you might be able to just ask her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUeZ4OqLXUkino
>>217326471I wouldn't recommend skipping any of it, really, but yeah. It's watchable but it's all filler, and the show until that point gets you so used to being on the edge of your seat all the time waiting to see what happens next that it becomes truly miserable. It's worth pulling through for the finale, Fire Walk With Me, and The Return.>Donna > Shelly > Audrey.What the fuck is wrong with you? Audrey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>217327343MY LOG HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOUY LOG HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU
>>217327608i just looked her up on a2z nude or hwatever it's called. she still has nice milf tiddies
>>217326471They fucked with Lynch too much and he left for a little while during Season 2 and some of it is goofy. The part with James and the cougar is totally retarded and adds nothing. But stick it out because Lynch came back and it ends Kino af. Season 3 is also awesome if you give it a chance.
>>217326471>it does start sucking dick n' balls after around S02E09Absolutely filtered. Season 1 and 2 are amazing
bump
>>217326471>filtered by S2 quinoacouldn't be me
>>217326471>Also, Donna > Shelly > Audrey.Based, fuck Audreycucks. She just gets too fat and bloated too quickly. The few pictures of her everyone always posts are from the narrow timeline between the pilot and last episodes of S1
>>217330525omg literally like literally teh worst part of the shoe
>>217330673>217330673Audrey was the best character by far. yeah she aged poorly.
>>217326941Josie is a black widow and a murderer. You thought she loved you? Cuck. Eveyone on this show is in their 50s.
>>217326914>but now it's so unimpressiveI watched it for the firts time a few years back and I found the earnest relationship between the sheriff and the FBI agent pleasantly refreshing, a modern TV show would have shoehorned unnecessary drama between them
>>217326917I don't see Heather Graham on there what gives.
Can somebody explain to me the Josie Packard arc after the main mystery gets resolved? I get that the Packard's sister hates her for ingeriting the mill, and reduces Josie to be her own personal maid. But who the fuck is the man who can change his voice? Who's the younger Chink who demands she return to Hong Kong with him? How does Josie end up trapped in a nightstand?
>>217326873Shelly and Bobby were so cute together, but Leo Cuckson didn't deserve his fate.
>>217326917>not having Heather Graham at the top >having Sheryl Lee on two levels gay and retarded
>>217331757You’re blind
>>217330923Who said anything about love? I'd rather do a hot Hong Kong babe than a bunch of high school girls
>>217326917this chart is the biggest load of horsecrap I've ever had the misfortune to muddle through. are you black or something?https://www.brighteon.com/dcf651dd-cad3-4f71-a65f-819a02e0f9f0
>>217326873What do you have against Harold, man? He was in, like, two episodes and actually has some significance to Laura's story.What should have been cut, aside from James' bullshit, is that stupid fucking plotline with Ben's delusional episode, most of the Catherine Josie sawmill stuff, and, honestly, made Windom Earle less of a cartoon villain.Arguably also the dumb comedic stuff like Andy and Dick, Nadine's delusional episode and the whole bullshit about the elderly mayor and the chick but I jave kind of a soft spot for that.
>>217326471Stick around for the finale, it will make it all worth it.
Bobby killed a guy.
>>217328427Actually Lynch really wasn't much involved with the writing at all even during the peak of the show. He wrote the pilot and co-wrote a few other episodes early in season 1 but that's it before the end of season 2. 90% of Twin Peaks, even the really good parts, were written by other people. Lynch, being a genuinely very egotistical person, tried to downplay the involvement of others and claim that he was the main reason the show was good and that it was only bad when other people wrote it, but that's not true.Lynch lost interest very early on and wanted to go back to making movies even in season 1.
>>217326471Yeah I can't believe how unwatchably bad it gets around the time Windom Earle is introduced, it suddenly becomes one of the worst shows I've ever seen.
Season 2 was mostly retarded but I'll be damned if the Ben as a Confederate general arc isn't one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in a mainstream American television series.Elevated him from being a fine character to one of the most memorable of all time, and one who stole every single scene he was in.>>217332399Bro you're cutting out like 90% of the show at this pointThe whole point of true Twin Peaks (as opposed to the 2017 nonsense) is that it's also a weird, retarded and funny soap opera. Removing all of that defeats the purpose of the show.
>>217332977.>Bro you're cutting out like 90% of the show at this point>The whole point of true Twin Peaks (as opposed to the 2017 nonsense) is that it's also a weird, retarded and funny soap opera. Removing all of that defeats the purpose of the show.Anon, 9 episodes in a 48 episode show that were written by a skeleton crew while both showrunners were busy with other projects aren't representative for what "the purpose of the show" is.
>>217333073You cannot join the 2017 season to it because that was literally decades after the first series. It's practically a new series and even Lynch himself said this, he HATED it being associated with the original series and went out of his way to detach from it. If you love the 2017 season so much you should know this. Lynch hated most of the original Twin Peaks (basically anything except the pilot and finale) and wanted to make a brand new show but used Twin Peaks because it was necessary to get support for a show.The original series (1989-91) was always intended to be a collaborative effort where new writers would come in often and bring new ideas and styles, it was never intended to just be a "Lynch does weird shit for 25 episodes" type thing like the 2017 show was.Do your researchI hate the 2017 season but I believe Lynch with what he says about it: he wanted it to stand-alone and be its own beast.
>>217333073Hate to break the illusion, but Lynch was barely there for any of season 2, and like half of season 1. It was largely created by that "skeleton crew".
>>217326471Bob Iger pushed Lynch out of the show.
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>>217332929Pilot was originally going to be Cooper's Coma Dream after getting shot, but for runtime issues >>217332938Per the above, and the events of The Return Bob Fight, Lynch & Frost thought so too.
>>217326471season 2 finale tho...
>Hehe it's le... random xDDDD whoaaaa cinematography People who enjoy this are empty headed cattle
>>217333237lynch was right
I expected some silent hill mindfuck show. I got a soap opera for chain smoking moms instead./tv/ gaslit an entire generation into watching this shlock just because you guys are waifu-faggots.
>>217333848Anyone that said it was like Silent Hill is a retard, it never was and no one actually says it isYes, Silent Hill (specifically Silent Hill 2) ripped off a few Lynch movies, but that's mostly Lost Highway and Eraserhead, not Twin Peaks. And it took from Jacob's Ladder too, but that's not Lynch.Anyway, if you want 100% pure surreal weirdness just watch the 2017 season, The Return, which is Lynch totally detaching from all soap opera/human elements and focusing entirely on surrealism and weirdness and mystery and pretentiousness.You have to go into OG Twin Peaks with a totally open and blank mind and appreciate it for what it is, not what you expect. I initially had the same disappontment but now I love it because it really is such a fucking bizzare and nonsensical and unusual mixture of tones and elements and genres, that's what makes it special and unique.Trust me, watch the 2017 series and you'll get more than enough of pure surrealness and mystery, you'll want a break from it.
>>217333931This isn't exactly true. The first 2 seasons are a Soap Opera because Soap Operas were popular at the time. The third season is a True Crime Drama because that's what was popular at the time. The concept behind Twin Peaks is the relationship between Dreams and Television. The Return is far more skewed towards the nightmare world but it's more because that's the consequences of Season 2 finale rather than trying distance from the from 1 and 2's human elements, those were just exchanged.
I'm also watching the series and just finished S1. I have a question.Donna and James buried the necklace that Laura gave him at an early episode and didn't say anything about it to avoid getting implicated.Later on, they do their own investigation on the psychologist and broke the coconut and gave the necklace to the police?What? Why did they do this?
>>217333989Partly true but Lynch also openly said that he didn't like most of OG Twin Peaks (specifically the parts he didn't write himself, which is 95% of the show aside from the pilot and finale) and didn't want to do the same thing because of that. He criticised and dismissed anything not written by himself, and then pretended that his "true" vision the whole time was what The Return was, even though all evidence suggests it was not, and The Return was just Lynch going off the chain and given carte blanche to do whatever he wanted for 17 hours 25 years later.OG Twin Peaks always found a balance between the weird and mundane, the disturbing and the quaint, the dark and the funny. The 2017 series leans 100% into weird, disturbing and dark and completely abandons a lot of what made the original so beloved and famous. That's not just me saying that, that's the general consensus. If you like it fine, but it absolutely was not a natural continuation of the OG series in any way and was not intended to be. That's why Lynch intentionally mocked and blue-balled viewers by not having Coop return until the very end.The show is mean-spirited because Lynch was bitter, cynical and pretentious and wanted to stick it to anyone that had different visions or opinions than him on the series.
>>217326471>start sucking dick n' balls after around S02E09No, it is shit from the first second of the first episode. But you'll keep spamming this filth anyway Kill yourself Jew >Season 1 being 11/10Such a bold lie only a Jew could think of it>Donna > Shelly > AudreyAll equally hideous Kill yourself >>217326840>>217326873Kill yourself Jew
Shelly was and always will be the best girl.
>>217333237>David might have been right all along.many such cases
>>217334061That's a lot of cope for such a little guy. Sounds like you got Lynched, brother.
>>217326893>>217326917>>217326941Kill yourself >>217327053>advertisement=SOULKill yourself Jew
>>217327617>>217327654>>217328427Kill yourself
>>217334119>>217334169lol get lynched
>>217328623They're both SHIT>>217330525>>217330673>>217330897>>217330907Kill yourself
>>217332929>reason the show was goodWell, it isn't either of those things. It is garbage and is an advertisement not a show >>217332885>>217333106Kill yourself >>217333210He should've been pushed out of a moving car
>>217333073>Anon, 9 episodes in a 48 episode show that were written by a skeleton crew while both showrunners were busy with other projects>>217333112>Hate to break the illusion, but Lynch was barely there for any of season 2, and like half of season 1.Both of you are retarded. Some years back there was a Q&A with multiple members of the crew and cast, and literally all of them said the same thing - that the "Lynch wasn't present/had little input" is complete nonsense, and that he was there for all of it.The truth of the matter is that Lynch himself started retconning reality as the years went by in order to save face.
>>217334254Get fucked, retard.
I see cigarette schizo is here
>217334217What kind of mental illness is this? Seems very serious. Is this poster possessed by Bob?
>>217333264>>217333296Kill yourself >>217333311I keep hearing this about this trash, that it's a "weird surreal mystery show" but there isn't anything like that in it. It's a very straightforward advertisement, there's nothing surreal about it, there's no mystery >>217333931>Silent Hill (specifically Silent Hill 2) ripped off a few Lynch moviesThat's a lie you piece of shitKill yourself >appreciate it for what it is,What it is cannot be appreciated by anyone with a brain. What it is is garbage >what makes it special and unique.What the fuck are you talking about? There is nothing unique about, it is very basic generic advertising
Knowing that Shelly is a coalburner brings her down to an F for me.
>>217334119>>217334169go back to your flat earth thread, christcuck
>>217327593it is forbidden to post underage foy in this board
>>217333989>The first 2 seasons are a Soap OperaThey were like 20 episode seasons, that is not a soap opera. Stop using words you don't know the meaning of, "soap opera" is not a style of writing or performance but a format which causes the writingKill yourself>>217334038No, you're not. You are OPKill yourself
>>217334357Imagine worshipping Silent Hill and being totally ignorant of its influences, and then hating on people praising Twin PeaksAbsolute fucking redditor-tierGo and drown in a cup of particularly salty semen, you faggot
>>217334061>>217334084>>217334105>>217334116Kill yourself
>>217334320>>217334340>morality is INSANE The only defense you Jews ever try, accuse anyone opposing evil of insanity
>>217334061>Partly true but Lynch also openly said that he didn't like most of OG Twin Peaks (specifically the parts he didn't write himself, which is 95% of the show aside from the pilot and finale) That's an exaggeration. You can tell from Fire Walk With Me and The Return which parts of Twin Peaks Lynch and Frost were attached to and which were filler. And it's definitely not just the pilot and the finale. Sure, Cooper, Laura and the tragedy of her family, but also the relationship between Norma and Ed, Bobby and his dad, quirky supporting characters like Albert, Gordon and Denise, the folks from the Sheriff's Department, Ben and Jerry, Jacoby, Nadine...They all got their little followup in FWWM and The Return, none of which felt dismissive or disrespectful. Meanwhile you aren't gonna hear them mention fucking Lana Budding or John Justice Wheeler or even Windom Earle because no one, including Lynch and Frost, was particularly invested in these characters or their plotlines.
>>217326471I thought it was dogshit after S2 E7 honestly. Leland was acting too cartoonishly even by Twin Peaks standards then they basically said he never had anything to do with the stuff he did with Laura, it was all Bob.
>>217334515>they basically said he never had anything to do with the stuff he did with Laura, it was all Bob.Fire Walk With Me brings that into question
>>217334364If I was a Jew worshipper I wouldn't hate Jews and their evil. I hate Jew worshippers, they teach complete amorality, disgusting "religion">>217334398Okay, how did that garbage influence Silent Hill? Please enlighten us. Are they movies about a small town that is dead because of cults and monsters?
>>217334457>>217334515>>217334600Kill yourself
