It was simply not possible to simulate the movement of fatty tissue in 1967.
this thread again?
Piss and shit
It's real
>>217328846It sure is a shame they shot and killed her after shooting the footage.
>>217328869Whenever you see an anon mention their girlfriend or wife, assuming they aren’t lying, more often than not this is a pretty good depiction of the person they’re talking about if not a slightly skinnier version than in real life.
>>217328846This is correct. The human frame, especially the knees cannot support that weight while moving like that. It results in explosive failure of the joint.
https://youtu.be/F_L8dJBILS8?si=y2g2qLXAvo16eNkRdeniers still can't explain it
>>217328893Yes.
>>217328846I had a chance to record a UFO and regretted it ever since but then I realize most people would dismiss that too as being real. Doesn't help glowies always keep an eye out for threads like this to start dismissing it right away, they don't pay the 'professional skeptics' for nothing.Aliens existBigfoot existBut they exist on such a fringe of our own civilization that they very very rarely overlap so as if they didn't exist at all. Doesn't help the powers that be work to insure they remain away from public knowledge.
Bigfoot is a demon and anyone who obsessed over it is opening themselves up to demon possession.
not this fucking thread again
>>217328846My cousin was a janitor at those woods and he said believe me, it’s real.
>>217328866>>217329027You faggots do know you don't have to reply to this shit, right? Why don't you fuck off already.
bigfoots are real simple as
>idiots unironically think this looks real and not like bad gorilla costume
>>217329143He looks depressed
>>217329166it's she
>>217329166it's a she you bigot
>>217328846From what I understand, Patterson wanted to make a documentary about a sasquatch hunter based off of his book, and made in a similar way that contemporary nature documentaries were made. He tried to get Hollywood production funds, but they turned him down, so he made his film in Washington using friends and people he knew. I think he probably told them that he would pay them based on any profits from his film. After completion of filming, he spent time in Washington looking for fresh prints to include in his film as a selling point: See this film and see REAL bigfoot foot prints.Fast forward to October 67'.....Patterson is out in the field in his home state of Washington looking for prints. His wife, at home, gets a call from a man named Al Hodgson in northern California, and he tells her to inform Patterson that fresh prints were found. Patterson gets back from the field and gets the message, gets Gimlin to help him, and they drive down to California. Once there, they find the prints unusable for his film and spend 3 works searching the area. On the final day before Gimlin says he has to leave, the run into and film an actual sasquatch.Having found an actual sasquatch, Patterson knew his film was far more valuable then his original documentary, so he cut out everybody but Gimlin from the film, and toured with the film showing only him, Gimlin, and the sasquatch. The people that helped him make his docu were pissed, resulting in people like Bob Hieronimus claiming that the film was a hoax.
>>217329143>later homos
>>217328846not only did the man who took this photo steal the camera he took it with, he was a notorious petty conman in his hometown.
>>217328846not true. Rumor has it that Stanley Kubrick was held up in a secret army warehouse reverse engineering Orson Welles
>>217329281False.
Where all all the bigfoots hiding? And why?
>>217329281Lies this big should come with ozempic. I'm fuming right now (currently)
>>217328846It's funny as hell how this film triggers so many people.>NO, IT'S NOT REAL! IT CAN'T BE REAL!!! NOOO!!!!
>>217329300waaathefrench... champagne has always been notedforitsexcellenceeee
>>217329315innawoods. and so we won't bother them.
>>217329315they eat babies
>>217328846Yes it was
>>217329315Shy, innit?
>>217328941Physicists tried to recreate the walk and they all died from skeletal failure
>>217329327>wow that's obviously fake>hurr u seething!!!
>>217328866go fuck a leprechaun faggot
>>217329315theyre actually highly sophisticated interdimensionals. they visit here for vacation, in a sense.
>>217329034Well I guess that settles it then. Case closed.
>>217329143would
>>217329360They eat berries
>>217328977I thought I saw a UFO the other night and it was a space x flight towing satellites. It looked really cool
People who don't live in the west coast vastly, VASTLY overestimate the amount of unexplored wilderness out here. I think in your heads you're imagining huge tracts of remote wilderness that people rarely explore, but it simply is not the case. Those places that look remote in photographs actually have hikers, peoples cabins, forestry works, and loggers wandering around all over the place. The places that look remote in a satellite actually have some rich guys cabin on the other side of the hill. There really is no place for them to hide.
>>217329574They eat buried babies
>>217329592>There really is no place for them to hide.And yet motherfuckers were creating weed farms out there that never got busted....
>>217328846If there were bigfoots we would find environmental evidence of them. It's one thing for them to be good at hiding from us, it's another for them to constantly clean up after themselves and appear to have never been anywhere. There's no fossil evidence of any nonhuman apes in North America, so not only are we missing the bigfoot, we're missing any local ancestors it might have had
>>217329620they have hair and DNA from them
>>217329641Who does?
Sometimes I move my arms like that when I walk as a little joke for myself
>>217329655bullshit I don't believe you
>>217329620>no fossil evidence of any nonhuman apes in North AmericaThere's pretty much no fossil evidence of chimpanzee's either.
>>217329651museums
>>217329651lots of people. they get it by baiting with food like peanut butter smeared on a tree and they wrap tape so when they get close their hair is left behind. it's kinda translucent under a microscope similar to polar bear hair.
>>217328846The Vietnam war was about to get really hot for Americans in 2 years after 1967Wonder if some teenager watched this Bigfoot clip and thought “cool” and then got drafted and died in a tunnel or jungle on the other side of the world 2 years later
>>217329688The theory is that we don't have fossils of the CHLCA and recent chimp ancestors because African rainforest soil is acidic and would dissolve the bones instead of giving them a chance to fossilize. But that's a biome we don't have in the USA
>>217329740we do have rainforest in the USA
>>217329740Right, the point is that fossils require pretty specific circumstances to be found, and that they're actually an anomaly, not a norm. Hence, the lack of fossil evidence for sasquatch isn't really a strong argument to claim they can't exist.
>>217329688The most accepted scientific explanation for how there are monkeys in south america is they somehow floated across the atlantic ocean on logs or something. Sometimes I wonder if paleontologists are just completely full of shit.
>>217329802>they somehow floated across the atlantic ocean on logs or something.
>>217329802Not on logs, but on "mats of vegetation." And it's thought to have happened 30 to 40 million years ago when parts of Africa and South America were much closer together. It's only really absurd if you don't account for the continents moving apart
>>217329617Exactly. Human movement patterns are predictable-- you can have one area that's well-traversed then nothing for thousands of acres.
Bigfoots is Christian, trad, and conservative.
>>217329876It was smaller but it still would have been like 1000 miles of ocean which is a long way for a family of monkeys to fucking sail across
>>217329982Where’s his tradwife then?
>>217328931holy incel cope lmao. keep seething.
>>217328846>fatty tissueIt looks more like the material folding, especially around the thigh area.
>>217330094Mighty defensive, this one. I wonder what that could possibly mean
>>217329315Ashamed of their big feet because small feet are more attractive.
>>217328846Squatchshitters have been SHOOK since the news broke
>>217328977Bigfoot are the slaves of the Aliens. In ancient prehistory, the aliens landed and left Bigfoot here as a sort of prison colony (think of what the British did in Australia) and that’s why ufo sightings frequently follow Bigfoot sightings. If you knew what I knew you would know.
>>217329987The Atlantic could have been dotted with islands, as it is today, such that they didn't have to sail across the whole 1000 miles all at once
>>217329725Yeah probably. That could have happened. I don’t see why that would matter if some kid watched a Bigfoot clip then died in a war.
>>217328931>having an attractive wife, or a wife at all is an outrageous claim Jesus anon.
>>217330349yeah no that still sounds retarded as fuck
>>217328869
>>217330378Never said that. Go back and read it again if you need to although I doubt it’ll help you comprehend it
>>217329655For me, it's walking around the house like robocop
>>217328846The real bigfoot is blurry
>>217329315World champion hide and seek
>>217330369You don’t have toI was just thinking about it and posted
>>217328954lol this gymlan tard was on rogans podcast.
>>217330416It is entirely possible a kid saw a video of Sasquatch and then later he joined the military and died. I bet that exact scenario has happened before in the past 50 years.
>clearly the crease of glute muscles>clear jiggling of thigh muscles
>>217329620Cthulhu?!
>>217330436o7s in the chat plsTo all the real ones who saw Sasquatch and died in waro7
>>217329617>a weed farm that never moves >entire population of massive humanoid animals Pretty sure many of those weed farms have been discovered. How many Bigfoot have we captured so far? Weird too considering every man woman and child is now carrying a device that can not only record video but broadcast it worldwide in an instant.
>>217328846he's still out there
>>217330482weed farms are about 10,000x the size of a bigfoot and they never move so they're easy to find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9G9OXtuJ4Q
>>217329617Then how do you know about them, brainiac?
>>217330399Whatever you say anon.
>>217330482>why are there no videos hmm??>ok here are the videos >nope those are fake :^)right
>>217330495Get this man some jack links
Even if Bigfoot exists why would the government hide this knowledge from us?
>>217330501>>217329617>aka bully weed farms are never found>aka hilly weed farms are easy to findI’m convinced the people who inhabit these Bigfoot threads and engage in these bad faith arguments are the same people making the “MJ wasn’t a diddler” threads.
>>217330537We want the sex tape, Anon.
>>217330560>bigfoot exists>MJ wasn't a diddler>The earth is round>Aliens are fakeWhat now faggot
>>217330560You're responding to two different people. Weed farms are easy to find but many remain clandestine obviously.
