Everything Wonka says about him stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks and breaking the rules, etcetera, etcetera is absolutely true. He's barely any better than Violet And don't get me started on his malingering grandfather who came in with his hand out afterward and called Wonka a crook and a thief.I just don't buy this ending at all. It's actually worse than Dumbledore giving Gryffindor an extra point at the end.
it makes more sense when you remember roald dahl was norwegian
>>217330970Charlie chose honesty over money. Yeah he sipped the faggot juice that made his asshole wider for oompaloompa cock but he still believed in something while the others failed.
>>217330970He didn't sell recipes to Wonka's lawyer so it's all good.Reminder that Tee-Vee released the bees on the chewing-gun set irl.
>>217331033>>217331070Except Mike Teavee never got the chance to return his gobstopper. He was stuffed away in his mom's purse and take away before he could return it. For all we know, he might've done the right thing.
>>217331005I hated that cunt and his weird arse shit since I was a kid and having it shoved down my throat nonstop by dumb whore teachers who thought he was the Second Coming of Christ.>Oh he's so imaginativelolsorandom bullshit.I also hate that scrawling Blake faggot that does his annoyingly childish illustrations. What pathetic faggotry, any kid reading it could do better.
>>217330970You're gonna argue? He's the boss. It's his call.
>>217331091Mike was a tard
>>217331244Yes, yes, well done Slytherin ...
>>217331253How so?
>>217331070>released the bees on the chewing-gun set irl.what did he mean by this>>217331143ok terrific >>217331259idk harry potter
>>217331265mentally
>>217331277He really wasn't though. He didn't do anything stupid.
>>217330970Well, Charlie *was* a good kid unlike the rest.
>>217331290Mike and Augustus were fine desu
>>217331091>Except Mike Teavee never got the chance to return his gobstopper. He was stuffed away in his mom's purse and take away before he could return it. For all we know, he might've done the right thing.he ask his mom if slugworth would pay to know about the wonka mobile, i doubt he's giving the everlasting gobstopper backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snB3vmY60Dk
It was the final test.
>>217331310Maybe not, but he never got the chance. He was denied that opportunity.
>>217331290No he wasn't. Look how quickly this little cunt breaks the rules and steals shit:>>217330970Fuck him, and his whole shitbag family.
>>217330970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGD4GzTq1tw
>>217331143>Second Coming of Christ.they just wanted some1 to dethrone CS lewis fast for kidslop
>>217331143Fucking hell kill yourself
>>217330970I never understood the plot of this movie, or the characters. I assume people just like it because it’s a candy factory and Gene Wilder is awesome when he’s about to lose his shit which he probably is most of the time. Oh fuck I left the paint stripper open in the basement
>>217331568It's basically just a boomer zoomer torture porn movie
>>217330970He avoided getting BTFO by the factory so that meant that even though he broke the rules he didn't do it with malice or being a little shit but for funPlus his honesty made him a kid above the rest and probably would have meant Charlie would never give up the recipes and retire a rich man but keep the dream alive
>>217330970the real test was the everlasting gobstopper and slughorn you fucking idiot. literally zero film comprehension
>>217331806>the real test was the everlasting gobstopperWhich nobody else was given a 2nd chance to prove themselves like Charlie was
>>217331813every other kid seriously injured themselves. charlie only avoided this by realising burping stopped them from getting fucking shredded by fans
>>217331864>every other kid seriously injured themselvesMike could've continued the tour even in his condition, he was fine
>>217331883he was shrunk his metabolism would have started killing him almost immediately. blood cells dont work properly if they are shrunk
>>217331895Realism clearly wasn't a concern at this point
>>217331905in his condition he couldnt continue the tour is the point though. fucking idiot as i said
>>217331926Except he absolutely could. He could just ride along in his mom's purse or pocket.
>>217330970You missed the entire plot, zoomie.
>>217331953Elaborate
>>217331938he would have died within minutes. shrinking instantly makes all his body's functions incompatible with the relative size of required chemicals.
>>217331975Wonka never said anything like that or made any reference to it at all, and Mike showed no discomfort. Like I said, realism wasn't a concern, Wonka literally suggested using a fucking taffy puller to stretch him which should also be impossible.
>>217331986he was trying to lighten the mood with a joke retard. he drowned a kid in chocolate killed another by blueberry kink expansion incinerated one and you think mike teevee survived? you drongo he fuckin died within minutes as i said for the reasons stated
>>217330970charlie is the good guy because he is insanely cute shota hot
>>217332010You're just adding weird headcanon to the scene for no reason. If Mike was dying within minutes he would've showed literally any discomfort at all during the scene.
>>217332020its not weird headcanon its physics and biology you dumbass. he is literally shrunk in the scene for less than a minute before wonka gets the disgusting little orange men to shuffle him off while his mother faints
>>217332049>its physics and biologyPhysics would say that Wonkavision is literally impossible anyways so whatever Wonka is doing it's clearly defying physics.
>>217332057Mike teevee is dead faggot get over it
>>217332076No, he clearly isn't, he wasn't dead in the book or the remake and he was physically healthy in the original movie
>>217332057yea its designed for inanimate objects like candy not for actual living things it definitely killed him like the other 3 fuckwit kids in the film canon
>>217332102>yea its designed for inanimate objects like candyWonka said he was sure it would work on people
>>217332102>like the other 3 fuckwit kids in the film canonNone of the kids die in the book
>can't have a single Wonka thread without this pedophile and his bizarre Mike Teevee fetish
>>217332121hes fuckin dead mate YOU LOSE
>>217332132nice reading comprehension moron
>>217332147If Mike operates by the laws of physics why does his voice sound completely normal and not high pitched?
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>>217332187Nobody died. Take your gore fetish elsewhere retard.
>>217332221im sorry you cant face facts but all those kids died in the film and charlie almost did too. Gene wilder pushed for a darker tone and roald dahl disliked the film see the fuckin tunnel scene etc. funny to try and blame it on a fetish tho bravo haha
>>217332239Except you have no evidence except headcanon
>>217332245im sorry you are too stupid to understand the contexts of the scenes in the film good day sir once more. im done and mike teevee is dead af stupid faggot
>>217332274Your own headcanon isn't even internally consistent.
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>>217330970>malingering grandfatherIt was also this deadbeat that tempted Charlie to break the rules. He's a bad person
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>>217331091what did she do with him?
>>217332430She put him in her purse
So Wonka definitely molested Charlie once he moved into the factory right? It’s confirmed Wonka never gets pussy so imagine when he’s got some sweet little 8yr old twink a few doors down who thinks he’s the coolest guy in the world?
>>217332492He had a harem of oompa loompas he didn't need Saville selling him kidnaped boys or anything like that
>>217330970This story is basically a fairy tale, which means Wonka takes the role of a fae creature with his own world with it's own rules and logic, populated by non-human creatures, golden geese, magical transformations, forbidden temptations etc. >>217331316The thing about the fae is that they don't really care about fairness or justice the way we understand it, they have their own sense of morality. In classic fairy tales, cunning and wit are just as important as bravery or beauty. The other idiot kids stole from or disobeyed Wonka right in front of his face, and suffered the consequences. Charlie was at least smart enough to hide his misdeed, and clever enough to survive it. All the kids wronged Wonka, but only Charlie was cunning enough get away unscathed. That doesn't necessarily mean he's better or more worthy, just that he earned his second chance with his own skill.Also contracts (and oaths, promises etc.) are very important in fairy tales, so Charlie holding up his end of the contract is very significant. You could say that the other kids didn't get a chance to change their minds, but they were all very clearly planning to betray their word (crossing their fingers behind their backs, openly wondering about what else they could sell to Slugsworth). Notably it's only Charlie's uncle that plans to sell the Gobstopper to Slugsworth, not Charlie himself.
>>217330970Why did they never make a sequel about the glass elevator
