Bonjour Monsieur Pussycat
>>217334042en garde!
>>217334042Always triggered me how he spreads the mustard on TOP of the slice of ham instead of the bread, who the fuck does that
>>217334301For all we know real ham is highly frictional and that’s how everyone did it back then and smooth slimy ham didn’t exist yet
>>217334042>rats are ... LE GOOD!childrenslop was subversive even back in the day
>>217334042That's a big ham.
>>217335508U U U U
>>217334042>C C C C C C CRAMBOOOOOOOOOONE> *doink*
>>217334301Wtf. I always put the mustard on the ham. It has the best compliment of flavor. The bread gets butter and that’s it.
>>217335769>why not just go after slow-poke rodriguez instead?>because he pack a gun
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>>217335893>slow poke wit tha quick draw
>>217334042Hasenfeffer is the meal for kings
>crash >boom >bang>honk honk >whistle>cat yelp>glass shattering >coconut bonk>thud>screen shakes>slow footsteps up the stairs
>>217334837there is no butter in OP's sandwich, just bread ham and mustardand if you dont spread the mustard on your bread in that case, you are objectively WRONG!
>>217336115Wrong. As someone who enjoys quality ham and quality home made hot mustard, the bread just soaks up all the flavor, leaving you with dry sandwich. Mustard goes ON the ham the best mix of flavor and moisture. The bread still touches the mustard on top, to control over sauciness. Butter on the bread is optional.
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>>217336115>>217336155it all gets smashed together, so if you only have one slice of ham it makes no difference where you put the mustard
>>217336178>Me with my very short wife as I contemplate serious financial issues and she keeps me company
>>217334042I love the episode where Tom beats the fuck out of the little shit-ass gray baby mouse
>>217336193Incorrect. If you spread the mustard on the bread first, you are pushing it into the bread with force, effectively losing a good portion to absorption. When applied to the ham first, it activates the good flavors, then when you add the bread on top it handles spillover. Don’t argue with me I’m fat.
>>217334301i put the mustard on the ham. i want the ham to be slathered in it, not the bread
>>217336242>he doesn't give a ritual press to his sandwich after assemblyinteresting. Anyway I'm ok with bread absorbing some mustard, but what about mayo? Because in that case if I have at least two slices of ham I'd but it between those to avoid it touching the bread as much as possible
>>217335958Me on the right
>>217336313Mayo can go on bread. Mustard and other condiments must be applied directly to the meat. Mayo simply moistens the bread, it has little to no flavor to add, so there is no point spreading it on the meat.
>>217336253well, you are wrong
>>217336377NO, YOU ARE WRONGLEONIDAS
>>217336335>it has little to no flavor to addyou must have terrible mayo, anyway it's moistening power goes to shit if you let the bread absorb it. Mustard on the other hand has such a strong flavor that it doesn't matter if you let the bread suck it up
>gulp
>>217334042Jerry was a fucking cunt
>>217336545>I wonder who could be behind this post
>>217336510The best part of the mustard flavor is the mix with the ham. Bitter spicy mustard combined with salty savory ham is a blessing, don’t let the bread take that away from you. Mayo or butter creates a barrier on the bread and prevents dryness while the mustard can do its thang with the ham. Don’t test me
>>217334042Tom gets fucking executed in this one
>>217336698>Don’t test mewhat I will do is test your theories, but God help you if I find them unsatisfactory
>>217336698truealso good mustard is already oily enough, you dont need fucking butter too, you fat fuck
All the classic T&J and Looney Tunes shorts were made by jews btw
>>217337107Hanna was Irish-American and Barbera was Italian-American
Whenever they had Tom or Jerry talk I kinda freaked out as a kid. Didn't really know how to react.Like that episode of The Pink Panther where he just looks at the screen and makes some jest.
>>217334301the white man puts mustard ON the HAM
>*THOING*>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!">*THWACK*>"OOOHOO OWWWWOOOHOOOHOO">*SMASH*>"eeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEE-YAAAAA"
>>217334042>ham always looks amazingly tasty in cartoons>its actually kinda mid irlsame as turkey legs
>>217338005Are you out of your mind? Are you fucking up your spiral hams?
