why is he so cute bros
>>217334994he's not cute he looks like he's always hot and smells like ointment
>>217334994because he spared no expense (on hair & facial care)
>>217335081He looks like somebody's rich grandpa that lives in the Caribbean. He smells like rum and cigars.
>>217334994Blew my mind to find out this dude was Big X from Great Escape
>>217334994>Children from all over the world will come to get eaten by these creatures.
>>217336104I miss being in the Americas. Rum is so damn good. Everywhere I've been has whiskey, vodka, gin, sometimes tequila or soju. It all sucks in comparison.
>>217336186I'm glad you enjoy it. I was never a fan of it. Of course, if I was in a tropical paradise, I could make do with it. For me, it's beer.
>Welcome... To Parking Lot
>>217336186Rum "tastes" like you have a mouth full of dryer lint.
>>217336186yeah>whiskey, vodka, ginI can appreciate those but rum is such a complete experience that it cannot be equaled>>217337444try to buy something better than cheapo Captain Morgan / Bacardi / Havana Club... Venezuelan (lol) and Dominican rums even you can afford, hopefully
>>217334994>I own an island off the Costa Costa Rica Why’d he say it like that? Did he have a stroke?
>>217334994His enthusiasm is contagious Also anyone else angry that idiots still think the Lysine Contingency is a plot hole?
>>217337557wait til you hear about Chilean Chilean Sea Bass
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>>217334994>rich>old jew>has his own island>first thing he does is inviting two children with some other adults
>>217339946What a fun guy
>>217339946CHILI N SEABASS
Great actor.
Chill, Ian, Chilean chilli & sea-bass
>>217334994>WELCOME. TO. DINOPALOOZA!!!
>>217339980it was not his island but the shareholder's, that's why they sent the finance guy and the mathematician, to check up on him... he was just a jolly ol'fellow with a dream>it's explained in the book
>HEY! We were saving that for the day a mysterious and secretive billionaire would arrive to take us on a fantastical trip to a wonderworld amusement park where dinosaurs were brought back to life through advanced cloning techniquesWhy did Grant say this?I actually think it's cute how Hammond looks like a little kid who just got caught with his hand in a cookie jar.
>>217340303>So these dinosaur eggs are off the chain, but what they really need is some FROG DNA! Shama lama! Oh yeah, now we're in Flavortown!
>>217334994he was rather creepy
>>217340493>I don't like them putting frog DNA in the genome that turn the frickin dinosaurs trans!
>>217337590>Lysine Contingency It was explained in the book... Is it ever mentioned again in any of the movies?
The computer game "Jurassic Park: Trespasser" is a legendary disaster but the character writing on John Hammond is unironically 12/10.The author actually later recycled chunks of it in his novel "Soon I Will Be Invincible" for the tragic Mad Scientist main character and no one noticed because so few people played the game.
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