Will they make a movie about the snowplow incident?
>>217335901Disney insider here, in Vision Quest, Ultron takes over a smart snowplow, explaining why Hawkeye is crippled in Doomsday.
>>217335901But how would they portray the most important aspect of the situation? That of the missing weiner.
pureed
>>217336016Why they cut off his penis if it was not even damaged?
>>217336016Penis status: intact
>>217336016His penis was facing the ground when he was ran over, everything seems to indicate it was spared, his nutsack might have burst from the pressure though.
jewelless jeremy
>>217336079>his nutsack might have burst from the pressure though.Wouldn't have happened if he gooned regularly and relieved pressure.
>>217336016If his nephew found his frozen penis in the snow then why couldn’t they reattach it?
>>217336016Why didnt his retard nephew just get out of the way?
>>217336016How the fuck do you survive this?
>>217335901why did they have to make up an outlandish lie that he was saving his nephew, it's not like it's a crime to forget to put a plow in park
>>217336482Whats the point of having a personal PR rep if you can't spin stories in your favor?
>>217336016this retard thought he's also a superhero in real life
>>217336016So who stopped the plow
>>217336815his penis
>>217336481He is multi millionare. Average foe would have either died on hospital or end up cripple on wheelchair.
>>217335901Didn't he already do rennervations
>>217336482To make him look less like a retard.
>>217336016How didn't it crush him completely if it was able to do this?
COMING SOON the harrowing story of an actor's traumatic run in with snow removal equipment"Not Without My Penis"
>>217336969his balls cushioned the impact
>>217335901Snow Piercer 2
>>217336481thanks to the snow
>>217336466Have you ever tried to move fast in snow with your penis out?
>>217335901to shreds, you say?
>>217336481comic superheros have the most retarded plot armor and powerlevel depending on who's writing it
>>217336142It would be a extremely painful
>>217339488heh
How come you cannot get in and out of a snow plow without climbing over tracks?Dont you need some license, training and certification to operate such a heavy machine ?
I am so sick of you retards talking about Jeremy Renner's dick. There is not one fucking shred of evidence that his dick was harmed in any way. And frankly, it's more than a little gay that you guys think about a man's genitals so much.
How doid they get the snow plow off him?
Yeah. I heard it's gonna be a musical thoThe Snow That Plow Me
Nephew status?
>>217339707Plow'd
He should have been charged with criminal negligence.
>>217336016why didn't the retard nephew jump out of the way?
>>217339737he was a wheelchair.
>>217336815it stopped after it's cock lust was sated for the moment
>>217336016>rips off that one scene from Austin Powers with the guard screaming, the only change was having a guy's penis explodes
>>217335901Idris Elba will provide the voice of The Snowplow.
>>217336482I'm sure you have proof of the contrary
>>217336728puts the 'hurt' in The Hurt Locker
None of his story makes any sense. What REALLY happened to him? Who did he piss off that decided to put him in his place?
>>217336016So did the nephew died or not? If not that was the most stupidest accident ever.
dick diagnosis?
>>217336016Rod report?
>>217340826More like he unlocked the hurt
>>217335901This the one deranged fag that keeps making the same renner thread every day using the same 2 pictures?
>>217340846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXYZl6E6Vs 15 min interview of him talking about it sounds legit. Then again he is a very good actor and could just be making up everything.
How much $$$$$$$$ to fix himself so well after it?
>>217336481it was a small bobcat not a giant snowplow like in the video. And yes, it's gone.
>>217336016> am supposed to take him seriously as a superhero > can’t beat a snow plow What?
>>217336016phalic longitude and latitude?
>>217335901>snowplow incident
>>217340846elites found out he had illegally pirated movies from the internet gor years. their go to punishment for the crime is covert rod removal, god help any man who has pirated media..
>>217336073Tony created a nano-penis.
>>217339737Why didn't the eagles fly the snow plow to Mount Doom?
>>217336079What if he had a boner while it was happening?
Essential Jeremy Renner snowplowkino:>A Separation>Five Easy Pieces>Gone in 60 Seconds>Irreversible>Short Cuts>There Will Be Blood
>>217340846The Plow King
>>217340846Yeah the story goes he didn't break a single bone in his spine despite this 16 ton tank running over the entire length of his body. How is it physically possible to break 38 bones but none in the spine?
>>217336016*geetar riff*SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER
>>217341246A billion dollars. We have the technology.
>>217342065Dude have you ever been out in the cold? Your weiner isn't going to get very big in the snow.
>>217335901>THIS SUMMER
>>217344548Your weiner isn't going to get very big anywhere
>>217344679Hey that's mean. At least it's not completely flat.
If you think about it, Jeremy Renner has the opposite career of Ron Jeremy. Both most known for their dicks, but for completely different reasons. They both can get it in their mouths though...
