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Pimp Space 9>1. Black Meat In Ya Wormhole>2. Commander (Of Believers)>3. Change Bling ft. Odd Hoe>4. Behind Bars (Of Gold Pressed Latinum)>5. Trill Ass Nigga>6. BJore>7. On the Run (About)>8. Profession Prophet>9. E-N-H-A-N-C-E-D ft. Dr.B>10. Accessory To MurderBonus Tracks:>11. Authorities Defiant>12. Crack Spoonhead (Cardassian Diss)>13. Dominion Space (Klingon Ship)
>>217336723>Odd Hoei'm going to call him this now
>>217336723>On the Run (About)
>>217336723Crack Spoon is a funny slur but would Starfleet officers even know what crack was? Bashir was shocked at home homeless encampments of the early 2020s.
>>217336856With the invention of the holodeck, drugs became pointless.
>>217336873
>>217336695Can't wait for ACK!
Tomorrow is the debut of the brand new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Critical and fan response has been great so far.Let's Fly!
>>217336934It's a good day to fly :)
>>217336889pls theme your reacs
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>>217336934AND THE FANS...
>>217336945cat website
>>217336934>common dream of hope and optimism >DEATH HAS EYES you little shits! Be prepared to be gutted or your molecules rearranged by a disrupter! I can always spot the weak cowards that run away!!! Muahhaha
>>217336889>>217336974I suppose they could be relatives of Spot, stationed on other ships.
>>217336934will there be waifus?
>>217337062I’m afraid not, sir.
>>217337085So it's war then.
>>217337025They probably mass cloned Spot since she belonged to one of Starfleet's most famous officers. Porthos too.
>>217337122But some of the clones went...bad.
>>217336908ACK is gonna be so comfy and kino, I've been dying for new Trek content since Section 31
>>217337178Same here sister
Why are people ironically pushing new Trek to make fun if it when they can earnestly make fun of stuff they actually enjoy? It is really draining playing Inception with all the different yet same layers of smug unfunny smarm.
Monday was the fan screening of the first episode of SFA. Great reaction from the Trekkies there. When show runner Noga Landau appeared on stage, the crowd started a "Lower Decks! Lower Decks!" chant and an impromptu Chu Chu dance snaking down the aisle.
>>217337227Shut the fuck up cunt
>>217337240We are truly living in the golden age of Star Trek! So much nerdy goodness I can’t help but let out a chorus of giggle squees.
>>217337178
>>217337227Why would someone make fun of something they enjoy? People tend to make fun of things they don't like, hence why you've been ridiculed here for like 8 years
>>217337227this board is infested with /pol/troons that's why
I'm really enjoying STA. They've expanded on the premise without falling into the usual traps and the world feels real with characters who are allowed to grow.
>>217337240>star trek pushes for more diverse fans or whatever>everyone in the crowd is white and asian nerdcelskek
>>217337227Anons are still fighting wars of their own making. Haunted by the scars of battles past they feel like they need to combat nu-Trek instead of putting the gun down and enjoy what they love. But what will you do? Will you fight against nu-Trek in vain while hoping for a better future or will you engage with what you love?
>>217337291Please stop. I am so tired of irony and sarcasm and it sucks you hide behind it so much. I hate this shit too, but at least I am honest about it, and want to share my sincere anger with people.
>>217337330The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but STA is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.
>>217337341Yea, let's start a protest outside Paramount HQ. We need better Trek! We need better Trek! Come on say it with us!
>>217337227There's room for both making fun of crappy TOS sets and making fun of all the fatties and lesbians in NuTrek.
>>217337300/pol/ is gonna be so butthurt and BTFO tomorrow when ACK releases to universal acclaim. CBS All Access has been making record profits and they're still screaming "GO WOKE GO BROKE!!"
>>217337371Despite the TOS sets looking cheep now they still are more aesthetically pleasing than the absolute eye puke that is nu-trek look.
it would be one thing if there was literally a single fucking soul on this board that genuinely enjoyed nutrek and was defending it. then I could see having fun engaging with someone like that. but there is literally no reason to talk about it. ever. it's literally just all roleplay for no one and it's so fucking pathetic.
>>217337397I vaguely enjoyed SNW and LD. All of this is because of me.
Say what you will about Starfleet Academy but at least it's not just rehashing the same shit from Berman-Braga-Behr Boretrek
Go back to posting about tranny cartoons if you don't want to talk Trek then cocksucker
>>217337331Westside Los Angeles on a workday. No one from Ethnic LA is fighting commuter traffic to get there.
>>217337418You should feel ashamed
>>217337418That sucks. Have you tried watching good TV instead?
>>217337330Meaning?
>>217337397Tillyfag is extremely mentally ill and has an obsession with shitposting this general.
Friendless shutins don't know, but these advance screenings are so much fun.
>>217337423Not rehashing what? Good scripts, likeable characters, decent design, and good direction?
>>217336695>I'll do what I must.>You will try.I though those guy were fighting on Mustafar when I scrolled by...
>>217337502Dukat was the chosen one
>>217337497i would be interested to go to one of these just to watch the audience reacting
>>217337397There are/were definitely some legit LD fans but I'll grant you I've never seen an unironic Discovery or Picard s1-2 fan
>>217337497It's in a museum because It's art
>>217337520How? It is genuinely one of the lamest and unfunniest things I have tried to watch. What other cringe shit do you faggots shovel down your throats? I need a good laugh. Hazbin Hotel? Big Bang Theory?
>>217337493Generals already attract shitposting (which I warned about many times throughout 2016, pic related) but when a general then develops a Discord it's absolute lights out, it just becomes a playground for the Discord to joke at and troll each other anonymously
Looking forward, STA is exploring a side of the Star Trek universe that was left largely untouched by earlier iterations. How they face this new threat and deal with the challenges posed is a really exciting premise.
>>217337564You do not get to speak on this.
>>217337661Fuck you my taste is great.
>>217337704Wasn't good enough for your ex husband
>>217337733Thats what your dad said about your dick too.
So this is it, then? Tillyfag and his other Discord buddies spamming /trek/ for the next 10 weeks?
>>217337733damn son you left her shookno wait thats the epilepsy
>>217337636It's sweet that Paramount-Skydance cares enough about 4chan to dedicated one shitty ChatGPT bot to shilling here
>>217337752>for the next 10 weeksA revolving door of autists has been spamming here for over 10 years now so I'd call it business as usual
>>217337777What's their endgame?
>>217337751My dads (i have multiple, don't judge bigot) both complimented my dick, so nope!
>>217337752Who the fuck is Tillyfag? I am the only regular tripfag anymore.
>>217337832Not anymore
Speaking of New Trek, The Plus is streaming the first episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy tonight for freebies on The Tube:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n0sjDkoNgfYA grifter puppet will be here shortly to explain why this is proof Paramount is bankrupt and also proff they're money laundering Saudi cash.
>>217337909>The PlusFuck you
How long until Star Trek enters the public domain so I can release my own poorly made home movies of me dressed up as a Tellarite chasing my cat around the house with a handheld vacuum cleaner making pew pew phaser sounds and yelling "set phasers for fun!" as official Star Trek media?
>>217337751Wait are you really divorced?
>>217337935Hopefully never, nobody wants to see that.
>>217337786DS9 deserves a 'prestige' edit. Trim down the fat, make it like 10-12 episodes for season. Make it like Game of Thrones.
>>217338115You're a fucking retard.
Word through the grapevine.There is an episode later in the season of Starfleet Academy which features the Starfleet culinary school and it's head chef, a very delicious young (lesbian) Talaxian woman.It's a hit amongst critics who have had the pleasure of watching it.
>>217337868and my axe
>>217338234:O
Back to real Trek for a moment.Does anyone else feel like DS9 loses the plot for a while after the Occupation arc? There are a lot of weird filler episodes. Not that filler is necessarily bad, but Resurrection is a lame fucking episode, and One Little Ship is basically Rascals but with Jem'Hadar. The Reckoning is one of the worst episodes in the entire show.
>>217338331I'd also like to add they shit the bed with Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night as well.
>>217338132;-(
The Giz has a Cliffsnotes to get you up to speed on the Star Trek 32nd Century of SFA:https://gizmodo.com/star-trek-starfleet-academy-everything-to-know-2000709831
Mods, these posts are advertising or begging.
>>217338331Im surprised you didnt say the wedding
>>217338132Note, I meant 10-12 episodes per season, not trim the entire series into one 10 episode season
>>217338451The wedding episode is kino
>>217338210That's just wonderful crewman!Just as the Vulcans are known for their logic, Klingons for being warriors and Ferengi for their mercantilism, we Talaxians are famous for our great hospitality and culinary skill!It's so nice to know that 700 years in the future, my people are thriving! On earth! And not only cooking clam, but eating it too!
>>217338423It will never cease to amuse me how Discovery just did the same premise as Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
>>217338453you're still a retard with retarded ideas
>>217338453Fuck that, tv needs to return to the 20 plus episode season. Tired of these 8 episode three years in between crap.
>>217338543Ahtually, I’m just a fan who wants to make Trek more accessible; similar to how TNG fans advise skipping the first two seasons.
>>217338570>I’m just a fan who wants to make Trek more accessibleso, a retard.>similar to how TNG fans advise skipping the first two seasons.the fans that do this are retarded.
>>217338570More accessible? That other anon is right, you are retarded.
A groundbreaking show, Star Trek Academy takes the franchise in a whole new direction that had some fans worried but now that we have grown to know and love the characters, the statement the show makes is becoming more and more profound.
>>217338570>similar to how TNG fans advise skipping the first two seasonsThis is the episode guide I tend to follow
Real fans love all Star Trek (1966-2005)
>>217338594>>217338622>the fans that do this are retarded.
i don't want Star Trek to be "more accessible." i want Star Trek to be gatekept harder
>>217338647she was in the comey rule.
>>217338607Your AI doesn't seem to be aware the show hasn't premiered yet, get better prompts
>>217338646Is this supposed to prove something? Fuck off already.
>>217338658Nerds not gatekeeping hard enough is why we have nutrek
>>217338570>TNG fans advise skipping the first two seasonsStar Trek died along with Gene Roddenberry, in fact earlier after his role had diminished around season 2.TOS, the original movies and TNG season 1 & 2 are basically the only real Star trek that exists.
>>217338646This hardly supports your argument given s2 is shown to be about the same as the rest of the series, in fact it has the same number of 8.0+ episodes as s7
>>217338708>muh Gene's visionIncredible to see a Rottenberry defended in 2026
>>217338528Andromeda Trek would have been kino if done in the 90s instead of Voyager being shifted into the Delta Quadrant.
>>217338766Gene’s vision people are stupid, but I do feel sorry for Roddenberry. He obviously had some kind of mental collapse when he saw people doing his idea better than he could.
>>217338646What's the 9.2 in the middle of season 3?
>>217338909Yesterday's Enterprise.
Gene Roddenberry did nothing wrong.Rick Berman did nothing wrong.
>>217338948overrated as fuck, Darmok deserves a 9.2 over that turd.
>>217338986>DarmokAlso overrated. Meme episode.
>>217338957These two heterosexual heros were the only thing keeping Star Trek from becoming homo trek. I’ve seen enough interviews of the writers complaining about not being allowed to have faggots and women complaining they had to look attractive.
>>217339041The interviews are just revisionism. I bet none of them really gave a shit at the time.
>>217339001would
>>217339001
11 hours until ACK premiers. Is /trek/ gonna watch it on Youtube or Perry+?
>>217337496kino
>>217339001Captain, my slampig escaped from the holodeck!
>>217339182We call it The Plus here.
>>217339182I'm watching it on YT with you guys :)
>>217339259Yes! We should all watch it together. Would be epic if it interrupted the deep sleep nine watchalong lol
>>217339321>Would be epic if it interrupted the deep sleep nine watchalong lol
>>217338708Ok, but TNG first two seasons are universally panned, and most of his rules are ridiculous
The burn will be an important part of Starfleet Academy.
>>217338986>>217339027Both deserve 9+
>>217339528Do YOU feel the burn?
>>217339528>>217339602You want to get that looked at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXsLeBuyNNw good Lord, who actually watches this crap voluntarily? and what mental illness do this people have exactly who do watch it? Would make a great torture device ala Clockwork Orange chair with eyelids pried open... or Sybok could use it for his brainwashing when needing to show people some of their worst pains from the past (like watching this garbage).
>>217339525So you don't like Star Trek.
>>217339857>who actually watches this crap voluntarily/co/>what mental illness do this people have exactly who do watch it?too numerous to list.
I want to go back.
>>217339968Nazi terminology
>>217339968why is it so....piss?
>>217339994There's no bathrooms on the bridge...
>>217340232i bet they put everyone from DS9 on that wiki
>>217340232Otherwise known as the Station Bike.
>>217340270DS9 has 7 characters, the two Daxs, the lesbian Trill, Garak and some mirror versions of characters. From most to least on the wiki based on categories it'sDS9- 7Discovery- 5Strange New Worlds- 3Picard- 2Kelvin- 1TNG- 1TOS- 1VOY- 1TOS and VOY notably are only listed from nu-Trek retcons.
watchalong bros, Far Beyond the Stars is on tonight
>>217340432the schedule is what guides us.
>>217340432They censor it when Jake says niggers
>>217340404If we’re counting one-off characters, that Betazoid from Tin Man was obviously in love with Data. Damn Clanker Lovers!
>>217340404I always knew TOS and VOY were the most based Treks
I love you, TomorrowYou're always a day -- awayyyyyy!
>>217340594/trek/ preparesbunkers are being stockedgenerators are being refueled
>>217340558How many rolls of toilet paper did she use to stuff that top
>>217340454>A historically accurate utterance of a racial slur by a member of that race is censored>But stop motion gore in TNG is okay
>>217340549That title belongs to ENT. So much of nu-Trek has a TOS or VOY focus. Aside from Enterprise the only show to get out relatively unscathed is DS9 despite having more characters than STD since the worst it's gotten is some cameos.
>>217340594
>>217340404That undercounts DS9. Canon that Quark was a transvestite, Odo was an Enby puddle of goo, Bashir was FTM trans and Miles was a flex papa bear.
>>217340479>Betazoidjust how beta are betazoids? such a stupid fucking name kek... like, where's the alphazoids you beta cucks?
>>217340736It really sounds like a placeholder name they never bothered to update for the final script.
>>217340709Quark was only gay for pay. Being gay for pay doesn't count as long as there's plenty of gold plated latinum to be acquired.
the truth is vulcans are highly emotional liars. theyre so good at lying about their feelings they believe they arent controlled by them.
>>217340800Didn't say Quark was gay. Just said he Canon liked to dress up like a female. Queer for sure, but not necessarily gay.
>>217340866he didn't like it. he did it because Zek made him after he incapacitated Moogie with his faggotry.
>>217340860If Vulcan emotions are so strong, how come the Romulans are just kind of asses? Sure Romulans are dicks but not necessarily more so than say the Cardassians. It does just sound like Vulcans have no real self control.
>>217340736Just stay away from the Omegazoids...
>>217340963Romulan's have a child-like selfishness and a spoiled brat mentality, Vulcan's are the angsty teenager who claims to be more mature than everyone else.
>>217340800>Rule of Acquisition #69: If a sufficient offer of gold pressed Latinum is made, no Ferengi may refuse to exchange sexual favors
>>217341113gross
>>217340963That's always been the problem. Romulans should be more like the Klingons crossed with the Ferengi
>>217340163There literally is, tho.Okuda even added a little comedy sign that's visible in one or two shots.
>>217338751The growth from 6.7 average to 7.5 and then 7.7 substancial
>>217341518I think for classic Star Trek seasons the overall average is much less important than the interval of peaks you can look forward to, like TOS has tons of slog episodes but the highs are so high it makes the experience worth it. If anything the mundane and forgettable episodes set a baseline and make room for the little characterization moments that allow the great episodes to pop (something sorely missing in SNW)
>Where are they? They should've been back hours ago.
>>217336934>the reviewers you flew out, wined and dined, previewed episodes with while basically sucking their disks, can't even rate it above 90%brutalabsolutely devastatingthis is going to be a trainwreck to dwarf all prior nutreks
This thread and the Trek fandom at large love Lwaxana Troi cuz she's quirk chungus and they've never seen such an outrageous woman who actually acts like her IRL. I hate her because she is LITERALLY my grandmother. So yes, these people actually do exist. They are like these obnoxious Woodstock turbo sluts who, if they existed in the trek timeline, would be trying to fuck every alien species possible.
>>217341876>/trek/ and trek Fandom love LwaxanaGet 'im, boys! He's a mirror Terran!
>>217341876>hate her because she is LITERALLY my grandmotherWhy do you hate your own family anon
>>217337299You don't understand what humor is. People who enjoy things are the ones who make fun of them the most and best. People who don't are unoriginal and cringe. You can't truly love anything if you can't make fun of it and still love it.
Starfleet Academy is looking great!
its over
>>217342074hilarious image
>>217339525>by universally panned I mean my favorite friend simulator made some videos about it
>>217336695>DS9 spends an entire series about religion>writes the most insufferable religious characters, all of them are evil and violent, completely surface level view of "faith" that boils down to le chosen one and beam spam battles between angels and demons>assassinates the characters of several previously well written individuals in the process>VOY does an episode about religion>perfectly captures the existential dilemma of nihilism and loss of faith, treats the subject matter with gravity and respect while showing all points of view and the story is ultimately resolved by a heartfelt interaction between characters to shed light on the meaning of life despite whatever happen in death>elevates a jovial, lighthearted character into a dramatic persona, showing him evolving through trauma, chronic nervousness, uncontrolled rage and suicidal depression as he loses faith in his religionFucking hell, an ironic blue beard imp like Behr could never write something so sincere and profound. He could only conjure a shallow parody of a belief system he will never understand. Meanwhile Voyager treats the subject with tact, depth and respect. No beam spam battles and hokey alien gods here. Voyager is far more high brow and high concept than DS9 which is essentially stuck in the muck of Earth's gravity.
>>217342074Landau? Is this Les Landau's granddaughter or something?
>>217342036thats probably because they failed to buy WB which revealed they dont have any cash
>>217342283>blah blah blah voyager handles religion with grace and subtletynot the take I get from "pedophile Snarf's near death experience went badly," but you do you
>>217342283The future doctor with the fake Voyager history was kino as well, a lot of kino episodes about memory, identity and culture. For all the trash like lizurd Janeway they really got the essence of trek in showing different aspects of the same story and letting the viewer reach their own conclusion. A writer that seethes because the audience didn't have the "correct" reaction is a fool.
>>217342528Not him, but you're wrong. That episode was genuinely moving.
>>217342528Hahaha seethe harder
>>217342619Voyager vibrates between TOS bizarre sci-fi, TNG soap drama and 10/10 social commentaries
>>217342313I was more bothered by "Noga". What the fuck is happening to the West? (Rhetorical question: I know exactly.)
>>217339857They're all so old. Quark barely sounds like Quark.I will admit though the Kazon gag was kinda funny.
hype
>>217342697Noga is a Hebrew name and Hollywood is full of nepo jews
>>217342074By their works shall you know them.
>>217342763yes I know how IMDb works
Good news! Mongoloid Mike is fucking off to create his own terrible IP and is leaving Star Trek! I guess this means LD is never getting more episodes -- too bad, LD fags!https://screenrant.com/odd-jobs-prime-video-new-show-mike-mcmahan/also>masterpiece
I'm scared for tomorrow.
Star Trek: The Next Generation (Season 1)
>>217342908I guess the allegations caught up to him. Those poor women. They'll never be able to move last the trauma.
>>217337227Yeah I still haven't seen Voyager.Good a time as any to start.
>>217342908>Mongoloid Mike is fucking offHe should fuck off back to his tollbooth job. He has no business being anywhere near Hollywood.
why?
