>You underestimate my finasteride
>>217338340Honestly more plausible reason than your mum and your wife dying
It’s over Anakin! I have the high DHT!
>you look a little bald for a stormtrooper
>>217338340>now this is podracing
>>217338340fin ruins your body and hormones all for a little hair
>>217338340>Don’t try it!
>>217338340my car bald call it finasteride
>>217338721that's baldcel cope.
>>217338340>Palpatine: Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... hair. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from going bald.>Anakin: He could actually save people from balding?
>>217340314>is it possible to learn this power?>not from a baldcoper...
How are you balding? Like you already had a full head of hair so just grow it out? Are you stupid?
>>217341101Balding is a sign of spiritual corruption. Baldcels can't just "grow it out"anymore
1 year of costco minoxidil and it has done fucking nothing for me
>>217341225>1 year of costco minoxidil and it has done fucking nothing for meMinoxidil doesn't grow back hair that's already gone. It only slows further loss and thickens whatever hair you have left. If you're already bald, you are fucked without a transplant
PP405 is potentially 1 to 3 years away. Hang in there bros.
Why don't moids just normalize wigs?
>>217341394
>>217338340>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE NORWOOD 7
>>217338340>It's over, Anakin. I have the lower hairline!
>don't shave it
>>217341225>>217341275If you start earlier and enough hair follicles are still there, sometimes minoxidil still has limited effectiveness or stops giving results after a stretch of use. For it to really work, you need to take finasteride at the same time
>>217342337I'm never taking fin and castrating myself
I AM YOUR BARBER
Patience, he didn't go in there to get a haircut.
>read article about miracle cure for baldness>nothing comes of it
>>217342482That's how clickbait works. They know the hundred common problems everyone obsesses over. They constantly put out stuff like don't do this, don't do that, buy this, breakthrough soon, etc. All to keep you confused, buying various things and perpetually upset about most things not working
why do we worry about balding so much? it's a normal part of being a functioning guy. i don't get it. why are we trying to fight this part of our biology
>>217342578Because we've all seen how bald men are treated.
>>217342597and how is that?
>>217342578Padme would dump Anakin in a heartbeat if he lost his hair, rather than stick with him even though he's a child murdering psycho because he has luscious locks
>>217342578
>>217342443>a full head of hair>or a working dick>YOU MUST CHOOSE
>>217342482the "cure" already exists, it's called finasteride and oral minoxidil
>>217338340Actually it was a transplant for him. The scar is infamously bad and visible in movies like Jumper
>>217341368and Michael J Fox said he would be cured of Parkinsons by the time he reached 50
>you were the hairy one
>>217341368GT20029 is the real potential game changer. Clascoterone may also have some utility. Both are in phase 3 trials this year.
>>217341214>Balding is a sign of spiritual corruptionif this was true there would be way more bald people
>>217338340I just mogged you for the tenth time
>>217343052There are plenty of you who aren't "bald" but have obvious thinning hair. Shit is gross.
>>217338340nigga got haircut tenderismhaircut fallin off the bone
>Norwooders. We don't need their scum.
>You turned her against me!No, your receded hairline did that.
>>217342578Indeed, just shave the rest of your hair and wear a cap like God intended.
>>217338340Finally a believable reason for him to turn to the dark side.
>There was no hairline.
>as if millions of follicles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
>Get some hair! I don't care who you tell!>*kicks Chewbacca in the balls*
>Turkish hair transplants are a pathway to hairlines many consider to be...unnatural
IT'S OVER ANAKINI HAVE THE HIGH FADE
>>217343612Anakin would have never recovered from that burn
>>217344862haha
Im finna stride. What am I in for lads?
