https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUYMqRjNxhM>Ercell “Bloody Mary” Bodden (Priyanka Chopra Jonas) thought she had escaped her violent past as a pirate, finding peace in the Cayman Islands with her loving husband T.H. (Ismael Cruz Cordova), their son Isaac (Vedanten Naidoo) and her sister-in-law Elizabeth (Safia Oakley-Green). But when her notorious former captain, Connor (Karl Urban) arrives seeking revenge, Ercell’s world is torn apart. Forced to confront the demons she’s tried to bury, Ercell is thrust back into a deadly game of secrets and survival. Armed with lethal swordsmanship, cunning traps, and a fierce will to protect those she loves, she wages a brutal war against Connor’s merciless crew. Ercell’s fight to save her family becomes a journey of redemption, as she reclaims her power and embraces the warrior she once was, fueled by the indomitable strength of a mother’s love.
>>217339183>dude pirates were heckin awesome>noooo please don't pirate this movie/series you are evil if you do piracy
>>217339183> protagonist is an India womanIt really seems like they want to fail.
>female pirates
>>217339183>as she reclaims her powerWomen were a mistake
>>217339183Who would want to watch disgusting, ultra violent Anglo bullshit like this? And with a woman protagonist? Like there is an audience of women who like to see graphic depictions of a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to smash faces with rocks in graphic detail? I can't put into words how disgusted that trailer made me. Hollywood cannot die quickly enough. I hope everyone involved in this sees their young kids die of cancer.
Why can't Timmy appreciate some cow dung?
>>217339337>Why make such a violent movie? I hope their kids die of cancer over this!
>>217339183>Ercell “Bloddy Basterd” Benchod
>>217339367Cancer is not violence, it's a disease you fuck head. Words aren't violence either. You brainwashed Anglo-Saxon Gen-Z faggots are the worst. Get an itchy rash, you cow.
>>217339398>Claims to be disgusted by fictional portrayals of violence against hardened criminals>Wishes death upon real innocent children because you don't like the movie their parents made
>>217339433So?
>>217339450You are a hypocrite.
>>217339433Whats the problem with that?
>>217339468So? I am still disgusted with that shitty trailer to a shit show and I still hope those children get cancer.
>>217339496And I wish you join them.
>>217339521In the hospital, entertaining them, like Patch Adams?
>>217339550Yes. So that they may look upon the pain your wishes have caused, and repent.
>>217339550anon, patch adams never entertained any kids
>>217339183Looks ridiculously stupid but Priyanka is one of the 0.00000000000000000001% hot Pajeetas, even if she's kinda bogged.Might watch webms of her if they're good
still no idea who priyanka chopra is, and i refuse to watch anything with her in it, as it's clearly some sort of battering ram publicity/marketing scam.
>>217339183>Armed with lethal swordsmanship, cunning traps, and a fierce will to protect those she loves, she wages a brutal war against Connor’s merciless crew.Girlboss Pirate: The TV Show...
>>217339183>Pirate raids your ship>your deck is covered in shitThis is just more racial theft by people who trick you into thinking that racial replacement is diversity. Amd they already tried a female-empowered pirate movie. It starred Geena Davis and was called Cutthroat Island. It's one of the biggest flops of all time.
>>217339594I also hope those dumbass children repent, like you said. Shouldn't have let their parents make "The Bluff". Goddamn. I can't even believe that's the title. They looked at this retarded ultraviolent yet completely unappealing people running around the woods pretending to be scared of an Indian woman bullshit and thought "you know what we're gonna call it?" "Were gonna call it the bluff." I take it back, I don't want them see their kids die of cancer. I want them to die of stage 4 aids and then give their kids cancer. What a piece of shit
>>217339183a bitch pirate would be raped constantly.
more president kamala slop
>>217339183I can't stand this bitch since Quantico.Hard pass.
Karl Urban and pirates, cool>tiny woman disembowels men three times her sizeDropped. Im not even opposed to the above but the choreography looks fucking awful.
>hey, here are the two 50 year olds, the kids are are gonna love their love/hate romantic chemistry
Just when you thought the studios were getting rid of retarded diversity writers, they double down on their retardedness. Who is funding this shit?
>thought she had escaped her violent past>Forced to confront the demons she’s tried to buryhow original
why does this ugly streetshitter keep getting rolesindian women are already ugly as fuck, and she's not even one of the best looking onesgod fucking dammit but anywaythis kind of movie is made for men with a male protagonist or at least a good looking female one. who the fuck is supposed to be the audience for this?
>Oh sweet Karl Urban>Oh never mind girl boss super fighter main characterI don't know why I expect anything good anymore
>>217339270> me when my mom or sister talk to me for more than 2 seconds…
>>217339183like pirating dvds?
She 100% cheats on her husband.
>>217339183Bloody Benchodette
>>217339728it's a movie
>>217343365a movie i shant be watching OH!
