TO BE REPLACED BY OT CHARACTERSOH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If this matters to you you're better off killing yourself
>>217341029AI slop
>>217341029>starslopgrow up
Only at Disneyland, World is still stuck in Episode 8.5
HOLY HECKERINO DISNEYLAND IS GONNA HAVE UNDER PAYED 20 YEAR OLDS DRESSED UP LIKE THE CHARACTERS I LIKE RATHER THAN CHARACTERS I DONT LIKE THIS IS SOOOOO BASED OH MY GOSH WE ARE SO BACK
>>217341029Where are the " STAR WARS IS FOR EVERYONE THERE ARE MORE OF US" faggots now? They made it theirs. Why didn't they support it?
WHERE'S MEGAN
>>217341029They do realizes that boomers will not be around forever right?
OH NO
>>217341103It's not like zoomers love the Disney trilogy
>>217341029Fucking beautiful.
>>217341103That's why they're retheming the Millennium Falcon ride to Mando and Yeed
>>217341125They actually do>t. 19yo zoomer
>>217341106
MOJITO MIKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Too littleToo late
>>217341106Thomas my darling
>>217341029>john williams theme will be played for the first timethey seriously never played star wars music at star wars land? wtf were they thinking
>not changing it to the prequelscowards
This is fake news.
>>217341194the point was that you were living inside star warslike you don't hear the theme music to real life playing when you walk around outsideof course they put the imperial march in the han solo movie which kind of invalidates it
>>217341142What is there to like about them? The prequels were shit, but atleast there was some originality and that era was saved by the EU and Clone Wars. The sequels have no redeeming qualities that I am aware of.
>>217341029HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, mouse trannies on suicide watch.
>>217341253It’s a space opera. Characters and settings are supposed to have unique musical themes.
>>217341194They got so obsessed with the "(You) have been transported inside the Star Wars universe" immersion stuff that they decided "Star Wars characters never actually hear the John Williams music playing while they're just walking around, so neither should you"Only music they had is either in the rides themselves and the Cantina having a ton of in-universe music that a Star Tours droid DJ is playing.
>>217341253yeah well my point is that that is a gay and stupid plan. If I go to harry potter world, I want to hear john william's harry potter music, and if I go to jurassic park, I want to hear john wiliamm's jurassic park music, and if I go Indiana Jone's temple of doom hotel I better fucking hear john william's indiana jones music
>>217341224Maybe they will start switching the eras every few years. Would be kind of cool. But it seems like they are giving up on the immersion aspect by have ST and OT characters running around.
>>217341147Kek
Am I the only person who assumed that the characters in the Star Wars movies could hear all the music at some level, even if it was just a subconscious thing?
VGH...
>>217341333God I hope it's just you. Fucking retard.
>>217341253I actually kind of respect that.
>>217341029>guys, bring back OT characters and eraBoooringOT era is boring now after 10 years of mandalorian and comic book shit set in around OT eraJust use PT, it doesn't bite, I promise
>>217341043It matters to me because I like seeing Disney publicly admit defeat. That made me smile.
>>217341029Nooo, not Park Rey.
>>217341347This is dumb as fuck. An entire park dedicated to a single ip that is in decline.
>>217341358Can’t wait to order a $50 pancake (singular) from that 1950s diner from Attack of the Clones.
>>217341372>>217341043
>>217341333>>217341352George confirmed they can hear the music during test screenings of TPM. It's canon
>>217341317What they've been doing is assigning the characters to different locations based on their era and not being allowed to mix. So while the Sequel characters had a broader range to roam, the Mandoverse guys were given a specific turf near the marketplace.Now Rey is being banished to the woodsy area around the Rise of the Resistance ride while the Original Trilogy and Mando share the town
>>217341253This is a weird trend they have with theme park lands recently. The How to train your dragon land at Epic Universe doesn't actually have any rides where narratively speaking, you're actually riding a live dragon, but a mechanical mock construction of one developed by Hiccup because the riders within the narrative of the world wouldn't have the experience to ride and maneuver an actual dragon
i'm still not going
>>217341333The music is the Whills telling/singing the story from a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
>>217341379If Disney didn't make one of the biggest economic blunders of the 2010s then it wouldn't be in decline.
Remember when they had this super popular character approach people telling them she's hiding from the empire and she needs their help? What were they thinking!>Ayo, Ima hiding from those white mofuckas, gimme sum money biiiih
>>217341043haha noI'm basking in the victoryeat shit chud
>>217341029uhh prequelbros?
>>217341487Star Wars was already in decline from the prequel trilogy.
>>217341347>lucasworldwheres red tails
>>217341509I’m afraid the prequels will always be ignored so long as Gen X is calling the shots
>>217341489what is her origin story? when is she getting a 3 season d+ show?
>>217341489I also remember the writer of this asking for advice on depicting a black character's hair style on twitter
>>217341556kind of racist to name the character black spire isn't it
>>217341450Reminder that there are """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who take start wars lore seriously.
>>217341510The brand was still huge and had a successful and popular tv show airing well into the 2010s. It was in decline, but could have easily made a massive comeback if Disney put in even the tiniest effort.Instead they rushed a sequel trilogy with no plans and a collection of directors known for beings hacks that the boardroom could push around.
>>217341530Rightly so, what with them being shit. Why exactly has there been no good SW cinema since Empire Strikes Back?
>>217341489She was a leftover from when they were going to have recurring "Resistance people fight Stormtroopers" stunt shows parkouring across the rooftops of the land, but that stuff was cut out of the budget along with the aliens and roaming droids. But since she was part of the marketing, they just kept the actress around to awkwardly try and recruit people to the cause even though normies aren't going to read >>217341556.
>>217341556The same writer that spent pages about talking about Phasma's period.
>>217341029Disney finally remembered they like money huh
>>217341106Notice how she's attempting to use the force to repel it but it's tard power is too potent leaving her with little option but to try and placate it until it's attention is drawn elsewhere and pray (likely in vain) that she isn't sexually assaulted.
>>217341347>No Dxun>No Korriban>No MalachorWhat's the f*cking point?
>>217341616>Who dis?>no genuinely who dis, who am I, this ain't no god damn star wars I ever seen
It's so dumb to think how much of the past 10-15 years of fucking garbage has been because highly paid executives were sitting around a table saying>who cares if it sucks - we'll just borrow more money at 0% haha
>>217341489>we wuz rebels n sheeiit
>>217341029i will not be satisfied until the people who thought featuring nuwars was a good idea are named and fired.
>>217341659>some crazy old White lady walks up to you, talking about how she wrote your books and consulted Black people and you need a photo>awkwardly smile and gesture before she starts shouting
So long old friend
>>217341701They could have been making millions with a replica mos eisley bar area complete with hot alien actresses.
>>217341489>Distinctively dyed hair >Bright orange jacket >Jacket has the fucking rebellion logo patched on itI know it's just theme park slop, but the laziness is just sad
>>217341735did they finally get rid of the ride? That's sad, though the last 2 times I've gone to the park it wasn't working.I will never forgive them axing the Great Movie ride and I will personally find Walt's corpse and burn it if they ever get rid of the Tower of Terror.
Rip
>>217341798more like Adam the WHO?
>>217341735RIP TO A REAL NIGGA. For parks retards, they're not destroying it but retheming it to Indiana Jones. Yes it's gay and retarded.
>>217341753>wanting to bring the Anzati back into canonsouppilled
>>217341029Cantobightniggas, our response?
>>217341347The 2010 version of myself would have been so hype for this.
>>217341796They're getting rid of it at the beginning of February, so ride it if you still can>>217341817The ride is also pretty based because it has a guy who beats up gays
>>217341616despite all desperate claims to the contrary, it seems women's main focus is their vagina and period.them refuting the time told primary facility of them as a vessel for sperm seems to be somewhat lacking in credulity
>>217341347Palpatinos Pizza gets me every time >>217341379Oldfag here. That pic is from 2013
>james earl jones dies>suddenly disney is absolutely okay with profiting off the darth vader character
>>217341029will anybody care?https://rumble.com/v12noj1-the-martian-american-torture-cow-has-grown-up.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
>>217341856There's got to be one guy that banged his girlfriends while they were dressed in the disney getup they wear for work at one point
>>217341856>jew fuel doesn't melt steel beams
>>217341796Being replaced by Indiana Jones. Could have easily kept it with some light tweaking for the Latin America land since Carnotaurus is from the region and the actual meteor impact site was in Mexico. Hell, an Indiana Jones finds the Lost World story would be a good budget friendly solution for the tie-in mandate, but I think Disney just doesn't want to compete with Jurassic Park at Universal anymore.
Who was in the wrong here?https://youtu.be/GWKWSjG5aQs?t=50
>>217341927That Rey is with a literal Chad. He probably never watched that star wars shit.
Has the MovieBlob met his match?
I can finally delete my ST meme folder
>>217341869It was actually slightly scary even as an adult. The queue was also great. When all the effects were working properly it was truly an S tier ride. RIP.
>>217341029What about the prequels?
>>217342171lmao
>>217342171>shelve your most profitable moviesRetard
In a better world you've be able to get an official disney lapdance from Padme, Leia and Rey
>>217341194disney was obsessed with rewriting star wars in their own image, typical cultural marxist rot
>>217341029At least they're keeping Rey.
>>217341029>it's only for Disneyland at California >Disney World in Florida won't change
>>217341372>Disney publicly admit defeat.You do know they own the entirety of Star Wars, right? Not just the sequels?>inb4 Buh buh buh the sequels were Disney's idea!Yeah, I'm that keeps them up at night
>>217341856>Hail Hydra
>>217341029Based
>>217342294>inb4 Buh buh buh the sequels were Disney's idea!>Yeah, I'm that keeps them up at nightobviously it does since you're fucking reading news about them restructuring their parks to feature it less
>>217342171Yidneyland is embracing the full scope of Star Wars history, including the era that began with Star Wars
>>217341078Based ESL larper
>>217341616>realism>functional feminist-matriarchal-cooperative-polyamorous societylol, lmao
>>217341029That's amazing. Disney is so fucking awesome.
>>217341029the vermin is running out of money
>>217341029This does not say it is being shelved.
>>217341029I defeated the big corpo who gets 90 billions of revenue every year.
>>217341873Ah but you see, now it's all about how they're NOT vessels for sperm and how we should rebuild our whole society to cater to the fact women have wonky hormones and cramps every four weeks. Has social meeja not tried forcefeeding you that>heckin wholesome chungus labrador boyfriend uses muscle stimulator to experience what period pain is like for his girlfriend! Spoiler: he thinks it was awful and society would totally fall apart if worthless stinky MEN like him had to endure such awful torment!trend yet?
>>217341043you first
Where are the sequel coppers now? Where are all those gen z fans you promised were coming?
>>217342415Good. So now they'll put the OT in the parks.
NEVER FORGET
>>217341043100% correct. People who sit around thinking about this are absolute losers.
>>217341043Hi Kathleen
>>217341043FpbpDon't you "people" have better things to do?
>>217341333all characters in all films can hear the music.when you realise it, it makes much more sense.
>>217342708I would hope sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_gyk_Y7QTw
INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - ENGINE ROOM - DAYRey is deep within the belly of the ship, her face lit by the glow of blinking lights and thrumming controls. She holds up a handheld device, trying to figure out a way to bypass the faulty compressor, which has been causing trouble for the ship's hyperdrive.She hesitates, then finally decides to bypass the compressor altogether. A sigh of relief escapes her lips as the engine room fills with a healthier hum of energy.Suddenly, the door to the engine room slides open with a harsh metallic grind. Han Solo enters, his expression stern. He glances around, quickly catching onto what Rey has done.HANWhat in the name of the Force did you just do?Rey looks at him, her face full of pride.REYI bypassed the compressor.Han furrows his brows, an angry look replacing his stern expression. He walks over to the compressor, gesturing towards it with a shaking hand.HANThe compressor is there for a reason, kid. You can't just bypass it because it's acting up.REYBut it's been causing problems. Now the hyperdrive's working.Han runs a hand through his hair, his eyes full of exasperation.HANYes, it's working for now. But the compressor regulates the power from the hyperdrive. Without it, you're running the risk of overloading the entire system.Rey falls silent, her pride replaced with a sober realization. She looks at Han, then back to the compressor, a mix of confusion and determination on her face.REYI... didn't know.Han sighs, looking at her more gently now.HANI know you're trying to help, Rey, but sometimes, quick fixes cause more problems than they solve. You've got to understand the whole system before you start ripping things out. That's the first rule of flying.He pats the compressor affectionately, then heads out of the engine room, leaving Rey to ponder his words.
>>217342539>>217342636You lost the culture war
>>217342100Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>>217341818>AnzatiI DO!
>>217341043It matters to a lot of based /tpg/ chads as well
>>217343168It has nothing to do with Twin Peaks.
>>217343205Sorry, /tpg/ on >>>/trv/ (theme park general) not here.
>>217343148
>>217343240All of those people should kill themselves.
>>217341616https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Period>Periods, or cycles, were a biological phenomenon involving blood experienced by some beings that could be managed using suppressant shots and painkillers. Periods could be unpredictable, inconvenient, or painful. Some of the Royal Naboo Security Forces, Queen Padmé Amidala, and the group of teenage human females who served as the monarch as her handmaidens, had cycles.In 32 BBY, the handmaiden Sabé acted as decoy for Amidala's first public appearance as queen when the monarch was temporarily incapacitated due to an unexpected and painful period and needed to take painkillers. The same year, the handmaiden Saché experienced her first cycle, which triggered the blood alarm's blood-sensitive sensor in Amidala's palace apartment. Sabé later recalled the incident in 22 BBY, remembering Captain Quarsh Panaka's horror about why the alarm had been triggered. During the Imperial Era, the Partisan Idryssa Barruck talked to the human girl Jyn Erso about personal health and hygiene
>>217343265Theme parks are interesting even as an adult. I find them fascinating in the senses of imagineering, architecture, and immersion. They're one of the few properties in the modern world that are designed and architected primarily for children and their imagination, rather than for adults and their profit. I wanted to be an imagineer at one point but couldn't afford to do a 4 year university degree without massive loans and didn't like the direction Disney was going in even back then anyway. Even if you're more of /rcg/ chad (roller coasters), a good coaster is not that easy to design and has all of the above principals that must be taken into account, as well as thrill, exhilaration, length, speed, height, theming, etc.
>>217343441Jesus Christ dude
>>217341043>It's another "faggot who totally doesn't care about the subject of a thread feels the need to come into the thread to yell through a loudspeaker about how much they totally don't care about thing" episode
>>217343452>On a website for autists with boards on various topics>surprised when one of those autists is autistic about theme parksDo you know where you are?
>>217343452Wow, what a great comeback.
>>217341856suddenly /ss/
>>217342100>young Lia>TFA trailerWhere does the time go
>>217343441I haven’t been to an amusement park since like 2010 but I get what you’re saying. Disney land in particular I have a very lasting memory of from the late 90s or early 2000s of the store and waiting area around that starwars ride when you get in that ship and the entire mini theater you and other people are sitting in is shaking around. just a kino experience and everythinf fet like there was a lot of effort and planning in it and it all fet authentic like you were in that universe even waiting to get in the fucking ride. Is go back to re experience it as an adult but I heard when the sequels came out they gutted and changed everythinf to be sequel themed.
>>217341856i've been practicing lip reading and i believe she says "please fold my pussy"
>>217343148>blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screenThis part always murders me
>>217341489Can I say something?
>>217341856Whatever she said, I bet it was just right
>>217341489If this bitch approached me at the parks, I'd be the little blond girl in this pic
>>217343589Star Tours is a mix of all the movies now with a scene randomizer. They did it in such a way that Sequel stuff doesn't touch the PT/OT scenes though.
It's really impressive how Disney managed to nearly completely kill off one of the biggest, most popular, and most influential pop culture franchises of all time inside of ten years. Fucking no one gives a shit about Star Wars anymore and it's far too late to recover.
>>217343693I did it in '21, and had never seen the Prequel update before. That shit was rad as hell. If I ever get obscenely wealthy, I want to install one in a pole barn in my backyard, like that guy who built a Showbiz Pizza in his backyard, complete with all the animatronics.
>>217343709Perhaps a whole slew of AI fan films based on the original expanded universe could bring back interest
I like it
>>217343709It was only big in nerd circles by the time Lucas sold. People really only cared about niche video games that they released every now and again.
>>217343687I don't remember this part of the John Henry story
>>217341029Why now, why not five years ago?
>>217343709I feel like it was an inside job somehow because there is just too many mistakes and bad hiring choices made for it to have not been intentional to some degree the question is what was the motive
>>217341556>>217341489>A rebel spy sneaking around>Wearing a neon orange jacket with a neon blue haircut in a mono-colored desert.Wha?
Remember the Galactic Starcruiser?
>>217341029>Darth Bane?
>>217343848>wtf guys the thematic hotel isn't really a space ship that goes out in space?are you retarded or something?
>>217343799we wuz slaves
>>217343848>>217343909>paying $4000 per night to stay in a glorified warehouse
>>217343921That resembled a futuristic prison on the interior
>>217343909bro who are you quoting?
>>217343921what do you care what other people do with their money? circlejerking about how much you hate something isn't as badass as you think
>>217341029THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLEDIM GONNA CELEBRATE BY SUCKING MY OWN DICK
>buy thing for 4 billion dollars>decide to make a theme park themed to thing you paid 4 billion dollars for>theme it in a way that involves barely anything that was part of the thing you paid 4 billion dollars for Wokeism is full of gems like this
>>217341029wait, why wasn't the Star Wars theme played before?
>>217343944all cruise ships are prisons
>>217343979Only on the ride
>>217343971could be worsethey could have given bungie 3 billy for destiny 2 and marathon
>>217341158They'll NEVER make it prequel themed, he literally keeps winning.
>>217341043You lost.
>>217344027It literally cannot be worse. They took the most iconic film franchise of all time and a huge part of American culture and drove it into the fucking ground to "totally pown" an imagined chud fanbase
>>217343848Remember the safety video with the emergency shelter closet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2bfFvZ9RUQShame we never got to see that stuff get used.
>>217341489I went in '21, fully aware of her existence, and saw her just kind of hanging around looking bored because people either weren't aware that she was a character, or just didn't give a shit. Meanwhile, anytime Chewie or even Rey came out, people would flock around.
>Buy one of the most iconic IP's on earth>Build theme park of said IP>Don't even have the most iconic characters thereWhat were they honestly thinking? Thats like building a Harry Potter theme park and not even having Harry Potter there...
>>217341619Too little, too late, as per usual. This and Doomsday just reek of desperation. That USAID money is sorely missed, I'm sure.
>>217344170There were rumors that Lucas still got a cut of any merch sales involving the PT or OT but that wasn’t never confirmed.
>>217344170I am like 80% sure that they don't have Harry Potter meet and greets at Universal but I get your point.They do constantly play the music.I kind of wished I was more into that IP because I would have had more fun.
>>217344170Corporate suits are fucking retarded and out of touch with consumers. Universal literally did what you just suggested as an outlandish idea. They had to scrap the ride for the area and quickly slap together a way for potter to be in a land themed to 80 years before his birth, but they really did try to make a harry potter land without harry potter
>>217341701That was a Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy call. According to Imagineers, it was originally going to be OT, and based in Tatooine.
>>217341856GIWTWM
>>217344169who was she even supposed to be? "DEY HEA" girl?
>>217341856fuck i woulda nutted
megan status?
>>217341817That actually has me a little interested, especially if it's a Temple of Doom mine cart kind of thing. Sort of their answer to Universal's Donkey Kong. As soon as they do that, and rework Rise of the Resistance into OT theming, with Vader animatronics (they own James Earl Jones' voice, so they could do it), I may actually have to check it out.
>>217343148Classic
>>217344233>I am like 80% sure that they don't have Harry Potter meet and greets at Universal but I get your point.He's featured on 3 of the 5 harry potter rides at universal.
>>217344235This is stuffed to the gills with people and Harry Potter is on the ride.Also there are Harry Potter areas at the two other parks I'm not sure what else they could have done for a third area, the Durseys house?
>>217344233Rowling explicitly specified that they can't have established named characters as meet and greets (they do have death eaters and random Hogwarts students though). Because Rowling wanted to make it feel as if you're in and around the actual hogwarts so it wouldn't make sense if Snape was out in hogsmeade signing autographs
for me its mini
>>217344286Interior of Hogwarts would have been cash money and made them trillions. These businesses would make so much money if they just ran ideas past me first before they begin spending billions of dollars on dumb shit
>>217341904Vader was the money shot of Rogue One.
>>217344310They already have a Hogwarts
>>217341029WHY THE FUCK DO CHUDS ALWAYS WIN
>>217344334Yeah but it's just the line to the ride, which then immediately flies you outside of the castle. They should have made Epic a more fleshed out Hogwarts interior area. 99% of the HP story takes place in the castle. The castle is the gold mine and it was dumb to relegate it to the line
>>217344365If it wasn't a ride then people would never leave.It's about crowd management.
>>217342243>cultural marxistretard spotted
>>217344310You'd think they'd atleast have a replica of the iconic great hall, either as a restaurant or a show area or something
>>217341147the autism ear muffs didnt give it away?
>>217341043Bryon Young I presume?
>>217341489>>217343640Nigger?Nah jk she kinda cute tho
>>217344382It would have printed billions. Who gives a fuck if people dont leave? That's a workable problem. Put some quidditch ride as the centerpiece of the area and watch the money roll in>>217344401Easily could have been an amazing restaurant. Especially with the ceiling showing the weather outside and time of year.
>>217344291Who where the reys again ?There was mini, Kansas , hapa , thot ?
>>217341043>all those (You)sFPBP as usual
>>217344434>everyone is calling him a faggotFPBP is rescinded
>>217341029Don't know why they're doing that. Fuck Disney. Star Wars is dead. They intentionally killed it. I'm out.
>>217341616Did she have a stroke while writing top right?
>>217344419>Put some quidditch ride as the centerpiece of the area and watch the money roll inThey are probably doing that at Epic, there is an expansion lot almost double the size of the current footprint next to the Harry Potter area.
>>217341610>cut out of the budget along with the aliens and roaming droidsFormer Disney actor here. That was going to be my gig until they cut all of it. There was also going to be a dinner theater show, which became the basis of the Star Cruiser.
>>217341616She'd do what Earth black women do: wear a wig.
>>217344449>they hated him cause he was correctNope FPBP still intact
>>217344485Yeah but that will be themed to the quidditch world cup in 1920s paris so who gives a fuck? I'm just saying they mishandled the Epic Expansion and just assuming Fantastic Beasts would do well was retarded. Should have stuck to the money maker and kept it potter-centric.
>>217344261Technically, she's the "main character" of Galaxy's Edge. Some kind of Resistance spy or something, I don't remember. It's in the novelization.
>>217341701Iger only wanted 'his' era of Star Wars pushed.
>>217344498Sorry to hear that. We'd love to have you at theme park general over on >>/trv/ if you wanna share more stories.
>>217344419>Easily could have been an amazing restaurant.No way. I'm not sharing a table with a bunch of babbling smelly jeets, and the negroids would immediately ruin that shit by brawling.
>>217344559No, we're fine right here, thatnk you.
>>217341927Probably but they would have had to sneak it out a piece at a time since character costumes aren't allowed off property.
>>217344535Epic is doing well thoughEven though they killed that retarded guy.
>>217344485I personally wish they've give Potter a rest, and maybe expand into other licenses. They need a Godzilla vs Kong ride, for example.
>>217342243those damn corporate fascist communists!
>>217344621I find the current Kong slightly lame, even though the Peter Jackson vision of Sukull Island is my favorite.
>>217344596Please. We need cooler people. I'm tired of yelling at thoosies.
Universalbros ww@
>>217344650EPIC is really going to be somthing else in a year or two.
>>217342240you'd think the mexican lady could have at least gotten a real gun
>>217344647I mean just watch the Hong Kong scene in Godzilla vs Kong, and tell me that wasn't designed to be a Universal ride, with the Apex hover craft thing flying along Godzilla's atomic beam, and I think they fly through Kong's mouth at one point. That shit could be their Flight of Passage and Star Tours combined.
>>217344613It's doing well cause its new and because there's 3 other lands. I'm just saying that it was a huge airball to go all in on fantastic beasts and universal acknowledges the airball which is why the ride for the land breaks the bounds of time and space and transports you to 1990s london
>>217341029So wait, i'm not the biggest star wars nerd and have no reason to go to a disneyland but you're telling me even at disney star wars land, theres never been a Darth Vader roaming around to get a photo with? This seems like insanity to me, he's literally one of, if not the most iconic characters in movie history, they own the rights to him, and they're content to just sit on them. Fucking jesus if i was a shareholder i'd want these niggas by the balls.
>>217344686I think the Dark Universe area or whatevery they're calling it should have just been a year-long mini Halloween Horror Nights, with horror characters in general wandering around, not just the lame classic ones. Like, could you imagine a wisecracking Ash wandering around?
>>217341577That's the basic of being a nerd, talking about fictional stuff like they're real and not being afraid of being judged by normies. I miss those days.
>>217344686I liked the main restaurant and the show.I am not terribly interested in Harry Potter so it wasn't my main focus for the day.Thought the ride incorporated animatronics and screens better than I have ever seen before but I'd say escape from Gringotts was more fun.The best ride in the park was the Frankensteins castle thing.
>>217341043Holy mother of based
>>217341379Boomers don't realize that no one cares about their old shit franchise.When Boomers are gone, their entire culture of shit will be gone in 2 months.
>>217344715There is a ton of potential, we will just have to wait and see.
How much of the attempt by Disney to bury the old universe is because George Lucas still received a portion of all revenue generated from the movies and shows he made?
>>217344715I kinda agree but think they should save the year long HHN for the rumored indoor 4th park. I think combining all the horror IPs like FNAF, Stranger Things, etc and putting them indoors where its always dark year round would be huge. India is getting the indoor park first so keep your eye on it there
>>217341043Amazing
>>217344770Oh yeah, shit, I didn't even think of that. A Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria would do gangbusters. They'd have to take reservations.
>>217344717If you're a nerd and you take >>217341450 as a serious lore drop and not a desperate attempt by Disney to save costs by coming up with a retarded excuse not to replace their ship prop that was initially designed to be a hot new toy then you can't really call yourself a nerd because nerds are supposed to be smart. The days I really miss was when "nerd" wasn't just a synonym for "consumer".
>>217341029>Rey still in>no prequel contentRey is more iconic than the whole prequel trilogy.>>217341043Daddy Filoni will retcon the sequel trilogy, guy on YouTube said.
>>217341043>If this matters to you you're better off killing yourself
>>217344837>Rey is more iconic than the whole prequel trilogy.To who? Retards?
>>217344419>Who gives a fuck if people dont leave?Anon...you have no idea what the hell you are talking about. The hardcores would run in there at rope drop and never leave. It would also be mostly annual/seasonal passholders literally parking their asses there every day they could and preventing your average tourist group or family from stopping by except in trickles (there are still fire codes and a max capacity in these things). It would be a guest relation disaster.
>>217344268Safe, warm, and loved in my basement.
>>217344206I guarantee that's why. Their greed circled around into losing many times more what they could have shelled out to fat man.
>>217344847I used to look exactly like this and I have lost 50lbs since .
>>217341029HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217341029>In their place are Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia.Not prequels characters so don’t care
How is pic related going to make a living now
>>217341856look at these dumbasses kek
>>217344873>says i have no idea what I'm talking about>imagines a hypothetical scenario where crowd control problems arent addressed by theme park designers and people have no interest in exploring the rest of the park they paid to enterOk bud. I go to universal once a month and it's actually you that has no idea what the fuck you are talking about. The harry potter areas are always cramped but they just design multiple entrances and exits and it's not a problem.
>>217341043lmao at the salt this post was able to mine
>>217341619>TargetNext stop: Goodwill
>>217344938The ride isnt being changed (though it honestly should)
>>217341856
>>217344817I wasn't talking about any specifics, I was just refuting the claim that there are people who take ____ lore seriously. And yeah, I hope people with imagination doesn't stop existing. The consumers you're so afraid are the normies and colonizers that took over the hooby.
>>217341029Not shelved, the characters will be on the sequel trilogy part of the park.>This change mean that Kylo Ren will no longer be a character walking around Galaxy’s Edge. He will, however, still be featured in the beloved Rise of the Resistance ride.>Rey, meanwhile, will remain as a walk-around character, albeit solely around the Rise of the Resistance ride.
>>217344980How much does this specific upcharge cost?
>>217344948Everyone who lives in Orlando is a faggot.
>>217344999Good thing I dont live in Orlando
>>217344980she cant keep getting away with it
>not a single banepost/tv/ has fallen. Billions must die.
>>217345029>>217344980lmao
>>217345012Meet me at the Riverwalk and fight me.
>>217344995For now, until they realize that people tend to congregate in the OT/PT area. Rise of the Resistance will eventually be reskinned into an OT thing. Just replace Kylo Ren with Vader (they own James Earl Jones' voice) and replace the Rey holo with AI Luke, Poe with Han/Leia, and you're basically set. Am I misremember or isn't there an animatronic Admiral Ackbar on that thing already, or is it a generic OC Mon Calamari? Regardless they can reskin him into Snackbar easily enough.
>>217345029she just keeps racking them up
>>217345060On my way pussy
>>217345067Aww, she'll be a good mom.
>>217341142Dude what?? Most of us hate it>t. 23yo Zoomer
>>217344271Lolno. They're doing this reskin because the Dinosaur ride system is a Indiana Jones jeep ride at Disneyland and Tokyo. It won't be a 1:1 clone since they're doing a Mayan temple instead of the Indian one they have at Disneyland, but it'll probably hit the same beats anyways of "big money shot reveal of a huge room", "giant snake", "boulder".
>>217341043NO MY LIFE IS IMPORTANT MY LIFE HAS MEANING MY LIFE ISNT WASTED FIGHTING AN ONLINE CULTURE WAR ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>>217344429
>>217341043>if you feel something about a thing, you should do another thing about it Ok dad
>>217341043less salty kylorenposter
>>217341029Disneyland is the only place chuds actually like Rey
>>217344993>I hope people with imagination doesn't stop existing.They were genocided a long time ago, at least 20 years ago, but don't worry AI prompters are larping as them in the same way Varg larps as a pagan.
>>217345118It wasnt wasted. We won. We're veterans and more important to american history than the guys that stormed normandy. We got 10% of black women removed from movies. Show some fucking respect.
>>217345070Are you going to Gasparilla?
>>217345063It's an OC Mon Calamari, but I don't even think they need to do an Ackbar reskin/redub since people are just happy to see an Lucas-era species in a Disney Wars product instead of one of the new deformed cow aliens.
>>217345067I can take you in warm or I can take you in cold
>>217345159I dont enjoy inhaling vape and gambling with my life around minorities so no
>>217341927Of course I know him, he's me.
>>217341194Came to post this holy fuck disney is retarded
>>217344291I'd gonk that.
>>217345036I made one earlier in the thread you Ray Charles blind ass nigga
Reminder that there is an official theme park and rollercoaster general on /trv/ and we desperately need new people to start posting there. It's janny endorsed and will never be removed unlike the theme park threads here.
This ride is a cold blooded killer
>>217344060podracers are coming
>>217341043Fpbp
>>217345299Tranny board
>>217341029Good. Now do a retcon and declare the sequels are no longer canon.
>>217345372It's actually a prostitution sex tourism coomer board but we have a little colony set up there.
>>217344948>I go to universal once a monthAnd I used to work there faggot, and at Disney and retard regulars like you are usually oblivious to how much goes into crowd displacement. But hey go ride your rides and jerk off into whatever limited edition popcorn bucket gets dropped that weekend.
>>217345012>Tampa flagGo fuck yourself with a straight razor
>>217345304>fat Mexican dies because he was a fat Mexican>no more cool coaster
>>217345562Assblasted chiefsfag detected
>>217344510He's an assmad Disney shill, he has done nothing correct in his entire life.
>H-He's big!
Disney adults are OBSESSEDhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ThemeparkSwindlers/https://www.reddit.com/r/EthansAdventuresSnark/
>>217345534>And I used to work there faggotCongratulations wagie. I think some kid took a shit in the line for the Trollercoaster so go mop it up and leave the opinions to people who know what they're talking about
scandalous. also, sneed.
>>217344817does it matterthere's not enough room for a lambda so they'd have to make something else up anyway
>>217344837Who the fuck is Rey?
>>217345562RAISE THE FLAG
>>217345834Rey C Mixer, world’s greatest starship mechanic? Helloooo?
>>217345248Okay? And what's the next step in your master plan??
>>217341856Padme be like
>>217341029Wake me up when they add twi'lek slave girls you can rent
>>217341828Kek
>>217341043It's true
>>217345591
>>217344544maybe it would have been better had it been dash rendar. fuck dash doing anything would be better then fuck all disney did
>>217341043Mad
>>217341489I would tell my kid to scream and call the stormtroopers
>>217341142My zoomette wife only likes the Prequels
>>217341029They made the New Order (or whatever it's called) into an actual evil fascist faction, so fans couldn't even properly cosplay it. What a disaster.Star Wars was always "cops and robbers" levels of hostility, so fans could play either side.
>>217346346Are you suggesting the empire was less fascist than the first order?
>>217341796I cant imagine they'd get rid of Tower of Terror but who knows. There's already a Guardians ride in Epcot, putting another one in Hollywood Studios seems like an odd choice. Plus the one in California is just gaudy looking.
>>217341556lmao why
>>217344191Do you think that's really been the case? The acquisition of Star Wars and years following had odd things going on, such as film journalism circling the wagons to defend Disney Wars.
>>217341701I just want to see JJ Abrams commit Hara Kiri
>>217346686why the fuck do they always say the same shit?>this new media sucks and is bombing everywhere, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
