Can someone just give me some recommendations of the ACTUAL scariest movies of all time? I haven't seen any actual horror movies (just corny campy shit) but whenever I google a list of the scariest horror movies, I get shit like jaws, the shining, or the exorcist. Sure those movies are good, sure maybe they were scary when you were 5, but they are not actually scary
>>217341644scary movies always will be better if you watch it in a theater, but nothing is really ever scary. closest thing I can think of is Jacob's Ladder or something
>>217341754True, only women are scared by fucking movies. Every time I watch something that has a reputation for being incredibly "scary" it falls flat with me.
>>217341644w-what is this thing ; -;?
>>217342102It's Lester the lightbulb. Black light edition.https://youtu.be/4Yws3bmte_E?feature=shared
>>217341644Problem Child 2
>>217342102He tried to become Minneapolis' mayor.
safdie brothers films give me anxietydavid lynch films invade my dreamsi dont watch horror
>>217341644Fantasia
>>217342261Forgot to add that you have to watch it on at least 3 grams of mushrooms
>>217341644I'm biased because Mulholland Drive is my favorite film of all time but it definitely has a few scenes that scared the fuck out of me on first watch. Deeply unnerving filmThe Thing and Alien may be classics and part of the film critic horror canon now but those two are scary for sure. Lake Mungo has gotten some criticism in the past few years as it's grown in popularity but it freaked me out on first watch. The Descent and REC aren't amazing films either but they too are quite scary.
>>217342295>The ThingCant help but laugh at the goofy puppets in this oneSame for Alien when the tiny alien scutlles away on the table, or when the obvious guy in a suit walks around
>>217342350Yeah they have some goofy parts but the isolation and the feeling of being trapped with no escape is what gets me. The big picture.
>>217341644Spoorloos is scary in a very mudane way, which increases the scariness for some people.Cure has a scary atmosphere.TCM is scary in a visceral, panicky way.A bunch of weird, artistic stop motion movies are scary because of how uncanny they look. There's one called La Casa Lobo that seems fucked up.Lynch movies have some scary scenes.Body horror and exploitation aren't scary, just gross.
>>217342382yes apart from the dated effects at some places, the atmosphere is still amazing on both
The Others and Megan is Missing scared me the most
>>217342102He and his countrymen built America according to scientists.
>>217341644There's no such thing as a scary movie.
>>217341644The Grifter
>>217342102learn some respect, this man received a 6 figure salary from taxpayer money last year.
>>217341644My housemate kinda looks like him and I'm white Brirish in UK
>>217341644didnt this guy end up being a decent actor
>>217342102The captain now.
>>217342779>white british in the ukit belongs in a museum!
>>217341644The 5,000 Fingers of Dr T.
Is this a phenotype or is there just something wrong with this guy in particular?
>>217342102Yakub's chosen
>>217342102yakub made organic lightbulbs and then accidentally gave them lifeforce
>>217342882google pictures of somalis
>>217341754horror movies are the worst to watch at the cinema, you always have people cracking jokes and ruining the mood