Oh I get it they are called TIE fighters because they are shaped like bow ties
It's because TIE fighter stands for TIE Invader Elite fighter.
>>217342358Twin Ion Engine
OH they're called X-Wings because the wings look like an X
>>217342395>>217342440nt Lucas
>>217342440doink
it's because none of these ships has ever won or lost a 1v1 dogfight
Oh I get it he's called Chewbacca because he chews food and baccas it.
>>217342516Uuuh that doesn't make sense. In the Star Wars galaxy they use the Aurebesh alphabet. Their equivalent of X is shaped like a triangle.
Oh I get it he is called Darth Vader because he slaughters younglings and hates sand.
>>217342897this was designed by a jewish person wasn't it?
>>217342921He's Dark Invader
>>217343003>Tie HellfireIntradesting
>>217342921i know we are having fun here but it's because he is the "dark father" of Luke
>>217343178It's intradasting you esl moron
>>217343203Literally the Dutch word for father
for me its
There better be some awesome fucking space battles in that Ryan Gosling star wars movieAI is kicking Disneys ass right now but AI cant do space battles, so Disney needs to make that movie awsome
>>217342440I always preferred Tactical Imperial Enforcer
>>217343003>no TIE holocauster
Oh I get it. He's called Palpatine because he was pals with Luke's father when he was younger
>>217343003>the ones that walk>the fucking six-winged one
>>217342897Regular English Alphabet also exists in Star Wars as "High Galactic"
>>217343504Kek
Id love a show about a TIE Interceptor pilot that was in the battle of Endor, downed a bunch of rebel ships, and goes into hiding with his Interceptor, just going from planet to planet, surviving being hunted down, trying to find a good place to settle down.
>>217344242they don't have hyperdrives so he'd just starve to death in the void lmao
>>217342983Stephen Crane came up with the alphabet for the West End RPG but he based it on the few glyphs seen in the OT that were made up of mirrored and flipped Hebrew characters.
>>217342983???
>>217342358True, but the real nerds will say: >>217342440
rebel ships look cooler
>>217342440Then why do TIE Advanced and TIE bombers have 4 ion engines?
>>217344381Thank God you're showing the real version and not the CGI abomination.
>>217344242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2VmOqjV_7Qhe's a butt pilot
>>217342358
>>217344549TIE Assvanced
>>217344242Good lucking refueling that thing without getting lynched
>>217344381I'm unironically one of those "OH MY GOD, X-WINGS" guys. I fucking love X-Wings
>>217344638You should play Rebel Strike on the Gamecube then. Have fun, X-Wingbro.
>>217342734
>>217343003Condors are a thing in the Star Wars universe?
>>217345220Falcons too
>>217343462>Tie HangarOh, I get it! It's called a 'Hangar' because they're hanging!
>>217345246And ducks.
>>217345220same as crows and falcons and ducks
>>217345258Bravo George!
>>217345220Vultures and Hyenas too, apparently.
>>217345298>>217345303
>>217342358Chicken Walkers & Camel Walkers
>>217345312And Hell. And angels.He said it was far away, not in another dimension.
>>217344242this was THE rotj toy to have back in the day. That and the speeder bike things (there were a t least two different versions of it).
>>217344549>Fat people exist in the Star Wars universeThis is the change to the lore that I WILL NOT ACCEPT
>>217345357And they were impossible to find even in the 80s. They were that popular.
>>217344431Because lucas is a fucking hack
>>217345531The bartender in SW is fat. One of the dancers in RotJ (original good edition) is fat too. OH and the rancor keeper guy, so it's ok.
>>217345298>>217345303not canon
>>217345574OG Jabba was a fatass too
>>217345609Non-canonical, but I'll allow this time because I am the all-high Star Wars 1977 nerd.
>>217342358This was the original model that was mocked up for pre-production. They look a lot more like bow ties.
>>217343545He's called Palpatine because his spooky face gives you heart palpitations.
>>217344242interceptors don't- oh>>217344311thanks
>>217345668His name in "A NEW HOPE" is Cos Dashit 100%.
I liked the A-Wing pilot that appeared for 5 minutes in the sequel trilogy but that was it
>>217344311If it were a standard TIE fighter it could've been one of those special ones that inexplicably have a hyperdrive as seen by the one Kylo Ren takes from the Death Star II
>>217345574Obvious aliens.You can tell from the unnatural stomach shape.
>>217345703I seem to remember the A-Wing as the shittiest option in videogames that gave you a selection of ships. I'd only fly an A-Wing if it was mandatory for that mission.
>>217345786OBVIOUS sign that it was all non-canon, anon
>>217345811it could be fun sometimes, especially fucking around with other players in TIEs that didn't expect a rebel pilot to be fasterGOTTA GO FAST
It's called an AT-AT because it was AT the battle of hoth
It's called an AT-ST because it appeared in the Atari ST games.
>>217345976i TALKED to barzini
>>217345811A-Wings are fine because they're nimble even if they're not as heavily armed. It's Y-Wings that suck because they're slow and the cockpit has dogshit visibility.
>>217345811Its like a tactical race-car. Shits just cash.
>>217345609Is that Greedo?
>>217345976It's an All Terrain Armored Transport.
>>217348082star wars is for 13 year olds. it's time to grow up. you're 37
>>217345220They have flying creatures living in Coruscant called “hawkbats”. And on Yavin 4, there are swarming insects called “piranha beetles”.
