> Tfw they couldn't handle the Bauer Power
>>217345551DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? HE'S TRYING TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT!
this is what happens when you overdose on boner pills
I like his new Christmas movie
>>217345551DAMNIT CHLOE
>>217345551>criminal threatsDAMMIT, WHERE'S THE VIRUS? WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
>>217345551Can the judge sentence him to a mandatory season 10 of 24?Jack can't just end in limbo in a Russian gulag.
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!
>Charles Logan sends his regards.
>>217345779I want a new 24 with Jack Bauer's Russian son, Ivan Bauer.
>>217345551>Your honor, he said it was just a side gig for extra cash. In that suit? It didn't add up
>>217345551>be uber driver>normal day>stop to pick up a rider like usual>he gets in without saying anything>you look in the mirror>its jack bauer wearing sunglasses and smiling knowingly>you hear a gun cock>"drive."How do you convince him not to torture you?
Kept you waitin' huh?
>>217345551He is a fall-down drunk just like his father.
>>217345551From what I've read he told the guy to stop and let him out but since he was a thirdie who needed a translator to talk to the police he kept driving until Sutherland said he'd kill him if the guy didn't stop.