>Is an actual hobbit.>Not in The Hobbit.
>>217345699>Ruins roles for every midge
What a jerk.
>>217345724he's an angry elf
>>217345699He thinks that midgets shouldn't play fantastical creatures because that's "demeaning". So instead every single midget actor has to compete for one of the three roles this year that are actually for midgets (Dinklage is already playing two of them)
>>217345777Fuck that little dickhead he played a dwarf in Chronicles of Narnia
>>217345777surprised he didn't pull a Deep Roy oompa loompa and play all 7 of the dwarves
>>217345777it's always more satisfying to win if others must lose and suffer
>>217345699Hobbits have normal human proportions. They're just small.
>>217345777Was pissed they turned The Thicket specifically into a vehicle for Dinklage. Could have been a lot better if it was closer to the book where the midge is the 3rd most important protagonist.
>>217345724>>217345777>mentions this in every thread
>>217345900Because it's both true and funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwLBmufnE8
>>217346060You're missing the point. Some of come here because it's NOT reddit.
>>217346085us*
Lotr hobbits are just small sized regular people, they're cutereal life dwarves are gross creatures with weird proportions
>>217345699Why are you posing Destiny on /tv/?
>>217345699It's demeaning to play roles that are made for you.
>>217345699who would win in a fight
>>217345699>Imagine being such a tiny little man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
>>217346319the genepool. You can say warwick and dinklebritches are not stars, but you have to adimit they are white dwarfs
>>217346319Dinklage. Dinklage is effectively a "Chad" among midges, both height wise and facial structure/proportions wise. He's like fucking 4'5. That's barely even midge status compared to someone like Davis. He's a full foot taller than him.
