HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

Why does his wife love black niggers so much

>>217346007
TO WATCH A BULL FUCK HIS WIFE'S ASS

why does AVGN have friends? In the movie

The acting was horrible, and James wasn't the worst, surprisingly.

>>217345980
too many cooks spoil the broth the movie

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. James doesn't understand his own appeal.

>>217346027
>We need to change the script because of the white sausage fest
What did Ms Rolfe mean by this?

>>217346399
Well, wasn't AVGN character created by Mike?

>>217345980
Okay /tv/ how would you have made this movie work?
>hard mode
You have to use the ET landfill plot
>Insanity mode
You have to use the obnoxious black kid and woman in the story
>Impossible Mode
Mike can't be in it.

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>>217346399
I felt his videos became more soulless and cringey after the movie's release. I could go to any video pre-movie like when he did a review of the board game Mr Bucket with Mike or where they goofed on the Inspector Gadget menu screen and still find it funny then he makes videos like hiking up the Rocky mountain and then pussying very cringely.

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>217346550
>eceleb
we're talking about a filmmaker with a degree in cinematography :^)

>>217346550
He's a movie director and critic, as well as a curator of film. Very much on topic.

Reminder that truther fags are not welcome here and should stay in their stalker hugbox subreddit.

>>217346550
He's made over 500 films, retard.

>>217346501
I would have done a mockumentary style with the ET landfill plot with just him and mike, with boots and a few other as side characters. Investigate the lore, do a bullshit oakisland style search. End it with someone getting an anal probe.

>>217346550

He literally invented indie filmmaking

>>217346451
No

While ROB is somewhat contrived as a villain, the episode about him is a great culmination of the Nerd's arc. No need for a movie.

>I WON'T FUCKING HAVE IT!
I can't lie, that part gets me pumped.

>>217346779
>boots
Bad Luck Bootsy? I hear that guy sucks his own dick.

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When James released The Dragon In My Dreams, I had just moved 400 miles away from my hometown to start University in a large city with my high-school sweetheart, and it had a really profound impact on me. His story about letting go of his childhood lined up so well with my own story that it was an example of profound cosmic synchronicity, and I will always cherish that video.

And even back then I thought his duck walk at the end was kinda awkward.

>>217346550
he's a staple of independent film making and he's a legit director who filmed in California.

>>217346908
>>217346399
Hes so sincere and its really authentic too, this is why people liked him long after the character wore off. I dont think he realizes it either and while I do find him kind of corny, his haters come across as way worse.

There was that channel that just focused on hating him and it just came across as gay nerds trying to be mean to another nerd to make themselves feel better, but James is living their dream and people like him.

Is he still working with the fat slobs?

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>No theme song by the Guitar Guy
0/10

>>217347014
>Is he still working with the fat slobs?
He still does some work and collaborations with them, but he's mostly back to running the channel and making episodes himself.

>>217347014
I'm not gonna lie, as forced as truther memes are, I do find many of them funny. I like the duck walk, I giggle whenever James calls mountains mowdens, Loco Bandito is my shit, but for me, it's all in good fun. I still love James, though he's way past his prime as far as the Nerd is concerned.

>>217347039
Screenwave got the memo from fans that the slobs weren't wanted. Justin went back to just handling business and Kieren (editor) quit. The recent videos have been a huge improvement and James has gone off autopilot and is actually trying again, Mike is helping out with the videos too. They'll never compare to the older videos but I'll still watch them. That period with the fatties was such shit though. Just a total miscalculation letting them have direct creative input.

>>217347111
>I giggle whenever James calls mountains mowdens
for me, its "woof" for wolf

Is it really true that james wife cucked him with multiple black dudes and mike filmed it?

>>217347167
I get why he did he went through that period, it was bigger budget and he had a crew so it was like making a movie every episode (his passion) but yeah I'm glad he realized it wasn't working and went back to basics.

>>217347174
>Playing on the rollette table at the casino
>The controls are very fluent
Not sure why he does those weird things with certain words.

The AVGN movie came out about 5 years too late. I unironically think this shit would've been more acceptable in 08' or 09' but doing it in 2014? AVGN was way past his expiration date at this point in the terms of appeal or excuse for this level of "quality"

>>217346399
I don't know why he can't be content with being massively influential in online video making and tries to stubbornly be a hollywood film director.

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>>217347014
>gay nerds trying to be mean to another nerd to make themselves feel better

James confirms he wasnt just autistic but normied his way out of tard school and went on to achieve his wildest dreams while they spent their autistic superpowers sperging out over him being a weirdo. Now he's just a goofy suburban dad who works in his garage and his own mid life crisis cover band to LARP at conventions.

Hes a blessed SPED

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>becomes famous for making goofy videos about video games
>people love it

>makes a few goofy tongue-in-cheek video game-themed dadrock songs with his cover band
>fans start autistically screeching with frothing rage

I genuinely don't get it. I thought Rex Viper was kinda fun. Why do people take a blatantly tongue-in-cheek side project so seriously?

>>217347323
They think that it's taking time away from AVGN and he'd make more episodes if he wasn't doing that. Which he probably wouldn't be.

>>217347323
you forgot that everyone on the internet suddenly became a bunch of assholes for no reason around 2012

>>217346451
The character was James' creation that was born out of him and Mike playing NES games in their dorm room

>>217346543
>I really wanted to climb at the top but I need to go back home and take care of muh kids
Why does it feel like his wife does nothing.

>>217347323
James haters I think just have a form of arrested development, parasocial weirdos or something.

I grew up with AVGN. I was 15 in 06', you watched this guy cause high quality content on YouTube at the time was super novel and being vulgar was funny. Like AVGN and other people on the internet (myself included) grew "attached" to creators, felt very passionate about them. Then as time goes on, things change, the content gets weaker, the rise of lolcow culture in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Fanboys start to evolve into detractors because things weren't how they used to be.
Hell people used to fucking hate Mike to death back in the day and now he's a beloved figure, hell CinemassacreTruth started because there was a theory that Mike kicked Bootsy out of the channel. Hell the 2011-2014 era of /tv/ threads about AVGN and TGWTG were always purely shitposting about these people.

Things change, people can be fickle.

>>217347496
>arrested development
There was always this thing where once kids reached the age of like 8, they would super hate on the toddler stuff they used to watch as a way to showoff how mature and not a baby they were. I think something similar happens here where kids reach the age of like 18-20 so they super hate on the stuff they used to love as a 15 year old to show off what a cool 20 year old they are sort of thing.

>>217347323
It's not the band, its the fact that the AVGN quality dropped, way before the band even existed.
Compare the Texas Chainsaw Massacre to anything made after around R.O.B the robot and the decline is evident.
Ppl mock the band as a side effect of this.

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>>217347496
>Hell people used to fucking hate Mike to death back in the day and now he's a beloved figure
One of the most pleb moments of my life was that I hated the Inspector Gadget Minecraft video when it was new, not realizing until years later that it was simply ahead of its time.

>>217347562
I was cringing at myself a decade ago for ever liking Doug Walker, but this past year I have revisited his old stuff, just to have something comfy to watch before bed, and most of it actually hold up really well. Sure, there are occassions where Doug confuses loud and angry for funny, but he was genuinely witty in his prime.

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LOL

>>217347700
Had someone at Channel Awesome written this, I would think they were full of shit and trying to virtue-signal, but since it's James, I really believe he tried to make something altruistic.

>>217347700
>dropping xenophobia and feeling the need to define it bc he just learned the word and thinks no one else knows what it means
this is comedy gold

>>217346247
>HED RATHER HAVE A BLACK BULL DUMP A CREAMPIE CUM IN HIS WIFES REAR

>>217346027
she's ukrainian jewish

>>217346451
yeah avgn is basically mike, he wrote the episodes and was the actual gamer, james was just the public face but did use his "film making skills" in the episodes

>>217345980
there's people that rightly call this a piece of shit but say SPACE COP (which is even worse) a funny good movie

it's impressive there's a whole dedicated group of faggots that take their time to get angry about this milquetoast youtuber tho

>>217347772
True. At least James made a lot of good stuff. Channel Awesome has made literally nothing good.

His movie still sucked donkey dick though

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>>217346543
he had no more time

>>217347827
>He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
>Of a real OG buck and down it with beer

>>217347700
Still baffles me that the AVGN movie was not a low-budget comedy film in the style of a Kevin Smith movie like Clerks or even his own series like Board James. He already had the premise of the Nerd working at a retro game store and side-characters like Mike, Bootsy, Guitar Man, etc. Throw in some absurdist horror/sci-fi stuff with the plot and it would be a perfectly acceptable movie that is in-line with the show. But no. We didn't get that at all

>>217345980
It wasn't necessarily bad per se but you can see he had to compromise (as all Hollywood directors have) and the product was not as good as he had imagined.

>>217346274
Design by (((committee)))

>>217347562
This is very true. The sincere love for stuff like FFX or KH2 that turned into "LOOK AT THESE RETARDED GAMES" only to get fully embraced later in life.

>>217347700
his wife was executive producer btw who described avgn as a sausage fest lacking diversity

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>>217347904
>Channel Awesome has made literally nothing good.
Has it really been that long? Have people already started to forget?

>>217346550
This movie was in theaters you dumb nigger

>>217347893
>it's impressive there's a whole dedicated group of faggots that take their time to get angry about this milquetoast youtuber tho
I somehow didn't know about this until recently and it blows my mind because AVGN is something I pretty much "grew out of" at like 14 or 15 years old. I still go back and watch his old stuff once in awhile but I can't imagine seething over this guy's every action because he made some entertaining videos 15-20 years ago and then went on cruise control.

>>217347958
It was bad and he didn't have to compromise anything because it was an independent film that he had complete creative control over. The problem was that he aimed way too high instead of keeping it simple.

>>217348233
>The problem was that he aimed way too high instead of keeping it simple.

Short bus big dreams

>>217348161
Spoony has always fuckng sucked.

>>217347025
Didn't he kill that character off

>>217348635
Nah, he's still around. Might not be answering his calls for a decade, but he's around.

Nothin' but good memories.

I still don't get why he cucked himself in his own independently-funded feature film.

>>217349213
Autism