Explain why this movie is bad without mentioning China or the "science the shit out of this" line.
Reddit the movie
>>217346918they should have left that nigga there
>>217346918>explain why this movie is bad without mentioning why it's bad
>>217346918Its ball earth propaganda
>>217346918Why are they spending billions on saving one white guy when there are millions of starving children in Africa?
I hardly remember anything about it therefore it sucked
>>217346918childish gambino
>whole situation caused by sandstorm>Martian atmosphere so thin it couldn't knock over a piece of paperDone
>>217346942The China stuff is like five minutes and isn't even forced, that one line is three seconds long. It's fucking kino, especially the director's cut, /tv/ has always been dead wrong about it.
>>217346918I can't pay no medical bills but whitey's on the Mars.
they acted like donald glover was some kind of genius for describing a basic maneuver used since the early days of NASA (slingshot around a moon/planet) but somehow all the whites and asians forgot about it
>>217346918It was boring
>>217346972>niggers can't feed themselves in the literal eden continent
soft science fiction > hard science fiction. that's it. it's that simple. hard sci fi sucks dick.
>>217346918Matt Damon
>>217346918Midwit the movie.
>>217347010>The China stuff is like five minutes and isn't even forceddid you watch the movie? china is the literal hero
>>217346918The overall snarky and obnoxious tone was very off-putting.
>>217346918I found the ending to be a cop out and if Project Hail Mary pulls something out of their ass like that I will never watch another film based on a Weir book ever again. I don't read books.
>>217346918>Explain why eating shit is bad without mentioning the taste, smell, or bacteria content.
