How does /tv/ feel about this one
Cool stupid movie
>>217347186Peak fiction.
>>217347186I love it.
>>217347186kianukino
>>217347224yeah thisit's basically a Good Bad Movie
Yall niggas is cap fr.Shit is boring af and im sayn that as someone who WOULD fuck rachel weisz and liked janet reno as the devil or w/e foreign long face actor lmao.Shit was fucking DRY.
>>217347680
>>217347186Why was Gabriel basically a bad guy?
>>217347186not bad
>>217347186loved it
>>217347186Awful adaptation of the source material, it is nothing like the comics. But a solid blockbuster movie elevated especially by Tilda Swinton and Peter Stormare.
>>217347680yeah DRY AF frfr it ain't dat WAP ong
>>217347186only watched a little of it but:1. He's literally me 2. A crap ton of CGI
>>217347186You know how some animes introduce major supporting cast members by saying "we met X while on this incredibly important storyline that we never actually showed"That's how Constantine feels regarding every single plot element
>>217348637Pretty much. This film is pretty generic in that regard.
>>217347186Why they never did a sequel?
>>217347186i dont remember anything about it but it's great
>>217348731Didn't really make loads of money and get caught in development hell.
>>217347680Stick with Tyler Perry joints, dawg.
kind of bad but entertaining with a legitimately good ending
I like Keanu. I think he's a good actor.
>>217348996What is it that you like about his acting?
Michelle Monaghan had thirty minutes of scenes cut out. Completely different movie.
>>217349297What was cut?
I liked Shia LeBouf's character. >"The name is Chaz Kramer, asshole!"ACK!!!
It's a good movie. Plenty of cool and interesting stuff. That being said, The actual Constantine mogs the fuck out of it.
>>217349346Her. From star to "uncredited", don't see that too often.
>>217349346She was Constantine's Succubus love interest, a half breed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-9AHgOSKs
>>217348000Because he didn't follow the plan. He tried to be God instead of following him
>>217349454>>217349487One could argue that the filmmakers wanted Rachel Weisz to be the love interest. Her and Keanu have a history together in films. Which reminds me, time for my yearly rewatch of>Chain Reaction
>>217349562chain reaction is so good, very underrated
>>217348731there's one in development but who knows if it'll go through after WB gets sold
>>217347186I like it.
>>217347680>*ceiling bird chirps*
he’s literally me
>>217349198He's cool.
