>Hello. My name is Sacheen Littlefeather.
>>217347203I bet brando fucked this. Fucking hipposized bastard.
His second wife Movita, who had a lock put on their refrigerator to stop pilfering by what she thought was the household staff, awoke one morning to find the lock broken and teeth marks on a round of cheese. The maid told her that Brando nightly raided the fridge. Movita also related how he often drove down to hot dog stands late at night (one of his favorite spots was the legendary Pink’s Hot Dogs in Hollywood; it was open 24 hours a day, and Brando would go there at 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning and polish off a half-dozen hot dogs at a time). Mutiny on the Bounty (1962) costumer James Taylor claimed that Brando split the seat on 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, necessitating that stretch fabric be sewn into his replacement duds. He split those, too. Ice cream was the culprit: Brando would purloin a five-gallon tub of the fattening dessert, row himself out into the lagoon and indulge.
>>217347203>>Hello. My name is Sacheen Littlefeather.hi, how are ya? hey, how are ya?hi, how are ya? hey, how are ya?
>>217347203My Native American name is "Stands with Seventeen."
>>217347203she has nudes with tasty pubes but her fake tits are hilariously bad
>>217347278Him and Jack Nicholson are so based.
more like sacheen bigbush if you know what im saying
>>217347203>and this is jackass
It was reported during the filming of The Missouri Breaks (1976) that the environmentally sensitive Brando fished a frog out of a pond, took a huge bite out of the hapless amphibian, and threw it back into the drink. Living on his island of Tetioroa, Brando created what he called “real-life Mounds Bars” by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it into the coconut for a tasty treat.
>>217347378>Brando's close friendship with Wally Cox was the subject of rumors. Brando told a journalist: "If Wally had been a woman, I would have married him and we would have lived happily ever after."[152] Writer-editor Beauregard Houston-Montgomery said that while under the influence of marijuana, Brando told him that Cox had been the love of his life.[1Yeah, so based.
>>217347203>and I sucked my cousins dick til I was 14
>>217347203Typical white leftist woman
>>217347240He wasn't fat in 1973
>>217347480Everyone should have known back then. No way a real indian would have pink nipples like that.
>>217347583actors are fags and get a pass for that
>>217347240>I bet brando fucked this. Fucking hipposized bastard.no shit, it was literally a marketing stunt. She gets to market herself as some Indian Princess, and he gets to thumb his nose at the Academy. She was literally a model from Mexico. Do you think "Mexican slut" is really something you could market in America at the time? She had to market herself and dress herself up. It was a ridiculous costume as well.
>>217347203https://people.com/all-about-marlon-brando-kids-8623254>11 children>half of them fuck upsThey don't make em like they used to. Modern hollywood people have 1-2 kids max.
why is hollywood so libtarded
>>217347203https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3637359/Sheena%20Jungle%20Queen
>>217347480Amazing tits
>>217347203>There is nothing funny about the extermination of a people.>Audience roars in laughter
>>217347882Rob Reiner had 2.
>>217347480her nipples are perfect little cylinders
>>217347882Did he have a thing for brown girls, like DeNiro has for black girls?
>>2173481263 kids! 3! And one of them knifed him to death as he slept! The little ingrate! Actually, now that I think about it, one of Brando's daughters offered herself. And I did the math, and Brando had her at 46. Rob Reiner had his son nick after 40. Seems like these Hollywood types keep having kids when they're old and they turn out nutty.
>>217348172Poor little Cheyanne Brando offed herself at 25. Mom was some Tahitian.
>>217347480I love mehico, bros
>>217347882I'm sure he would have less fked up kids if he raised a family with WALLY COX
>>217348007BruhShe looks like she just got a titfuck from MosesGet some standards
>>217347882>Brando also adopted Petra Brando, born in 1972, the daughter of his longtime assistant Caroline Barrett, who worked for the actor for more than 20 years and was romantically involved with him for some of those years.That was James Clavell's kid. Brando got cucked and chased Clavell in court for child support payments for years before he lost the case. Clavell never gave him or the kid a dime. Brando adopted her to try and save what little face he had left.
>>217347601Ye was a real one for admitting that.
>>217348194Her brother, Christian,killed her baby's daddy because she said she was being abused by him. The brother did like five or six years in prison for it and afterwards said he realized that her tales of abuse were more of her schizophrenic ramblings and he shouldn't have shot the guy.
>>217347480>native americans looked like this>americans just genocided them alla nation of fags
>>217348713she was a pretendian. like the crying native in the litter commercial.
>>217347758Those aren’t pink, those are light brown
>>217347480Wtf? I heard for years her nudes were awful. She's great.
>>217347203I knew an indian (hindujeet) girl in my school named “Shaheen Lalshabuz”And she looked kinda like this hapa in your picMade me chuckle
>>217348713She is like 15% native at mostMost Mexicans/Chicanos probably have more indigenous dna than she ever did
>>217349473she was hispanic.
>>217347203On the subject of Brando:The twilight zone had an episode where a TV writer somehow brings back William Shakespeare. In one of the scenes, there is a method actor who is obviously supposed to be based on Brando (since he talks and acts like a young Brando). What makes it interesting is that the actor playing the part is a young Burt Reynolds. So it's Burt Reynolds doing an imitation of Marlon Brando:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2OE6vBxQM
>>217349492she was literally not native at all. there are so many families who claim native ancestry but the vast majority of them are just lies, unless you can get it confirmed with dna.
>>217349524I’m painfully aware I went to school with this guy in north Texas who claimed he was a Native American (Kiowa tribe) since the 3rd grade. His last name was a unique German one and he himself was white as fuck. That did not stop him or his dad (the schoolbus driver for my neighborhood btw) from growing their hair out and talking about “their people and struggle”Shit was all kinds of retarded with that guy. He even applied to a big Oklahoma state university in the hopes of getting a scholarship for his “native heritage”. He never told anyone about the status of that, but I’m 100% certain they laughed off his application He also never stepped foot on a reservation ever. On the flip side there was a girl in my class who was legit 60% Navajo and she would always avoid the topic. I found out later that her dad was a US marine (white/navajo mix) and fought in the gulf war and lost a leg there, came back to their reservation and literally got hooked on alcohol and heroin and raped a bunch of women (her mom included) and killed some random guy and got locked up for life because of it (her cousin told me years after I graduated and I was like “holy shit”). Her cousin told me that their whole family decided to leave that shit hole reservation since it was full of trauma and actual danger. Her story that was relayed to me made me go from viewing the first larping fag with mockery to legit seething at him. It’s fucking weird that an actual white as fuck guy would larp as someone who comes from trash and takes pride in itI’m in my early 30s now so he’s probably a bus driver like his dad was telling stories about Kiowa things he googled to 5th graders
>>217348247awful poster right here
>>217349677I thought i was a weird looking ugly white guy for basically the entirety of my life but turns out i look identical to my half native maternal grandfather i never knew. nobody ever fucking told me though and i didn't know until i lost the weight and could actually see my features which are all native. i still would never claim to be native since i was born and raised in a white city and act white but i probably just look half asian to everyone despite being like over 70% european. it's still a mindfuck.
>>217349822anon I am the same and have to say, embracing the native in you is easy just grow the hair out and stay physically fit and women will be swoon over you. I lie to everyone new I meet about how my grandfather is chief of some reservation across the country before I moved. my ancestry is 60% euro and 40% native lol still get confused for asian because when I smile/laugh (a lot) my eyes go squinty
>>217347203LEMME AT THE REDSKIN I'LL KILL YOU BITCH
>>217349677>It’s fucking weird that an actual white as fuck guy would larp as someone who comes from trash and takes pride in itWeird, yes, but not surprising. Europeans are browbeaten as colonisers, the root of all the world's problems, an intrinsically evil people from the day they're born. That goes doubly for someone with German heritage. Claiming ancestry from an 'oppressed' class feels then like carrying a shield. I hypothesise this is the same mindset behind the troon epidemic in the US.
>>217349677One of the worst fake native Americans is Chuck Norris. He claims two of of his grandparents (one on each family side) are fully "Cherokee Indians", but there are pubic records proving all his ancestors are of either English or various other Western European backgrounds.He went a bit farther than the average white guy pretending to be native though, and gave his Walker Texas Ranger character the same white-native mixed background that he pretends he has. So he got to roleplay as a native on tv for almost a decade. The show also portrayed natives very disrespectfully.
>>217347240>MWHAHAHAHA LITTLEFEATHER...
>>217347203Based.
>>217350112>The show also portrayed natives very disrespectfully.How?
>Littlefeather was born Marie Louise Cruz or Maria Louise Cruz[1] on November 14, 1946, in Salinas, California.[9][10] Her mother, Geroldine Marie Cruz (née Barnitz), was a leather stamper of French, German, and Dutch descent, and was born and raised in Santa Barbara, California.[11][10][12] Littlefeather's father was Manuel Ybarra Cruz, a saddlemaker of Mexican descent who was born and raised in Oxnard, California.[13]race mixing produces broken families and nutters, what can you do
>>217347480>Spaniards raped thisnice
>>217350399>rapedHardly. They were willing. The Spaniards conquered some group and took their women, then made peace with the group and as a gesture of good will said you can have the women back, if they want. Only like 2 of them went back, the rest stuck with the spaniards.
>>217350423I prefer the notion of full conquest
>>217348713Retard
>>217348713Pussy hits but land is forever
>>217347841>She gets to market herself as some Indian Princess, She was literally a model from Mexico.The vast majority of Mexicans ARE Indians.
>>217349677>Her cousin told me that their whole family decided to leave that shit hole reservation since it was full of trauma and actual danger.Indian reservations are just rural ghettos and are what's keeping the Indians poor and stupid. If they'd GTFO and integrate into the larger American society, they'd be able to get their shit together.
>>217350545>and are what's keeping the Indians poor and stupid.More like geneticsand living on gibs
>>217350545>If they'd GTFO and integrate into the larger American societyTo play Devil's Advocate, the people who leave the reservations lose their language and culture within a generation.
>>217350506her family apparently had very little or no actual indigenous genetics either, even if they were from mexico they probably were originally spanish. she was a fraud.
>>217347203I want to bring back loudly shouting GAYYYYYYY at dumb shit like this.
>>217350596That's the point. And it benefits them to do it.
>>217347203Test
>>217351443Results?
>>217347720Yes, he fucking was, what are you talking about? He still hadn't reached his ultimate weight of absolute fucking unit, but he was definitely fucking fat.
>>217350399she's not even native, just some white chick larping as one
