I legitimately hate this show
>>217348939You're a retarded faggot for watching it Why do you have such shit taste?
Magical negros are the final boss of the universe. Problem?
>>217348939If you're a true Trek fan, they hate you, too.
>>217348939that was the intentionthey wanted to make something you would hate
>>217348939Whats with all the paid hate threads about Star Trek today??? Are we being raided??
>>217349126wait we're being paid? since when?
Can't wait for this one tho!! Looks so fun
>>217348939I must have a sixth sense or something because I can tell if something is going to be shit by looking at the poster. I see 6 reasons not to watch that shit you posted. Fuck, the nig in the center should be flashing warning alarms right away, what's wrong with you?
>>217349153You haven't been getting the swag bags?
>>217349216no
>>217349126>Whats with all the paid hate threads about Star Trek today??? Are we being raided??
I watched a few episodes, disliked it, turned it off and never bothered. Far too many people hate watch and it gives creators on social media weird complexes. Alex Kurtzman thinks shows need "debate" to be successful, he thinks if a show is 50/50 then that makes a hit. But in actuality none of this stuff is really a hit. Social media has skewed how people get feedback and they create weird levels of ego cope combined with the extreme narratives.
>>217349172>overly emotional aggressive and violentits funny how the star trek universe decided one day that Klingons are niggers
>>217348939>STDIt is well known every Star Trek is known by a three character abbreviation, how did they approve this title? Of course it's shit if nobody involved cared enough to think "y'know maybe we shouldn't call this series STD"
>>217348939Alex Kurtzman has raped Star Trek harder than Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.
>>217349366It's DIS. As in "why you gonna dis me like dat"
>>217348939I liked the first episode and mentioning that to someone I used to know is the kind of core embarrassing memory that keeps me up at night. That person is out there somewhere thinking that I like star trek discovery.
>>217348939They have three black people front and center for a show whose audience is 45 year old gen x white guys.
>>217349043Yes, in the year 400 billion, everyone in the ghetto becomes space focused. Whites and asians have mostly died out.
It sucked but Sara Mitich is a cute.
>>217348939I've never seen this but do they play black music in the show? I imagine they do
>>217348939Genderfluid/non-binary/they/them in a non-heterosexual situationship with a FtM transgender pansexual, fattie asexual, effeminate gay interracial, Mary sue, second string cuck subservient to the Mary sue, white-coded coward, effeminate gay interracial.Also first series to include shit and fuck words.First series to include first gay kiss.First series to depict treasonous mutineer becoming decorated admiral.This show was literally designed to check boxes and to get as many lgbt POC inclusions and 'firsts' as it could. Even at the cost of making basic sense.THIS SERIES CAN'T EVEN EXIST IN ITS OWN FRANCHISE, IT RETCONS ITSELF OR HAS TO HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF KNOWN CONTINUITY.And that's before you consider things like the Temporal Cold War Accords, USS Relativity and the like, the Q Continuum, Negilum, the Travelers, the "Burn" is universe breaking in a "Prime Directive" sort of way, and so on. I hate this fucking show with a fury that will never go cold.
>>217348939Don't hate, or will become what you hate.
>>217348939I hated STD so much it cost me my decades old forum account on the star trek bbs. Fuck trekkies! They are the only people I know who are legitimately angry because we dont live in a gay communist space utopia yet. I've had so many discussions with these type of people and know how much vitriolic hatred they have for normal working class folk. Its like the trekkies hate and resent work and want to spend all day fucking a holodeck and anything or anyone who reminds them of the reality of working for a living upsets them.
>>217349983Huh. ...So I guess you must hate retarded faggot pseuds.A LOT.
>>217350383>They are legitimately angry that we don't live in a gay communist space utopia yet.>They just want to spend all day fucking in the holodeckThese people seem entirely reasonable, anon.
>>217348939First season, with cptn Lorka was promisingThen it went to shit
>>217348939>All the episodes of TOS and TNG were essentially just an elaborate series of Potemkin villages set up by the space CIA to make Starfleet think the Federation was idealistic
>>217348939What's not to like?
>>217349172May be a contender for worst Trek show.
>>217348939>anything modern Star Trek It’s your fault for even watching it in the first place, retard.
>>217348939Picard is actually worse.
Dropped Discovery as soon as they introduced the non binary woman.
>>217351084Yea Picard is way worse. Season 2 is set in Los Angeles (hell on earth) and Seven of Nine saves a busload of illegals from deportation. They are all doctors and engineers you see! Also Seven of Nine was turned into a turbo leftist bitch like she is in real life.
Starfleet Academy episode 1 made the average Discovery episode look like In The Pale Moon Light.
I found an image from the pandemic that shows whats happened to Nu Trek. Liberal mentally ill people hiring more liberal mentally ill people.
Here let me save you from watching Starfleet Academy.>The whole show revolves around Cadet Quantisha who is a genius and 5 feet tall>All the men are feminine>Girlbosses save the dayThere saved you from another Kurtzmann disaster.
Feminizing Klingons making them gay is quite the stretch Kurtzmann bravo. Also are the federation ships equipped with booster seats for all these midgets? Bravo
>>217348939Yes, everyone does. It wasnt made for human consumption. It was made to launder money for paramount execs>Nuh it wasntYES IT FUCKING WAS EVERYONE HAS CO-PRODUCER CREDITS specifically too avoid union pay caps and federal tax thresholds
>>217352772Welcome to Paramount plus! Ratings be damned we're here to groom kids into far left liberalism!
>>217349403no it's not schlhomo
Kurtzmann loves uggo women!
>>217352671Shit is shit. Why differentiate between the asshole it came from?
>>217349076You just need to be normal to hate it
>>217349126nuTrek is not Star Trek, and never will be
>>217352962You think Discovery was the bottom, but there is so much farther down to go.
>>217349126>weparamount investors? the only idiots watching your latest turd are youtube click baiters like nerdroitc/drinker/doomcock and the tranny shill who just blindly praises all paramount products and gets boosted by the algorithm for being a tranny.
>>217348939so do I. I haven't watched it past episode 1 of the second season
>>217350383Anyone left in the "fanbase" is a raging leftard. Normal people all leftWhat do you expect?
>>217350764What's even happening here?
>>217352661Season 2 was the worst shit ever.I turned it off when the Borg Queen kept going on about how the scientist woman (who hadn't really been portrayed as particularly remarkable other than being an expert on some outlawed subject) was the bestest person ever and how the queen in all the billions she'd assimilated had never come across someone like her.They don't even try to hide the Mary Sue/ fanfic nature of the writing.
>>217352639it took you that long?
>>217352857It's DIS faggot. look at disStar Trek The Original Series = TOSStar Trek The Next Generation = TNGStar Trek Deep Space Nine = DS9Star Trek Voyager = VOYEnterprise = ENT
>>217352730>Starfleet Academy
The Lorca season was okay.I slogged through 2 because I liked Pike, but once that ended, I dropped it, never saw any of the distant future shit.
>>217353319>>217353458Yup Jason Isaacs and Michelle Yeoh kept me watching through the first 2 seasons.
>>217353371yeah, and? everyone calls it STD - star trek discovery. DIS is the corpo astroturfed name for it because they want people to stop making fun of their garbage tv show
>>217353458I finished the 2nd episode of season 2 and realized that I was forcing myself to watch instead of actually wanting to.I still need to try SNW and Lower Decks but my expectations are so low
>>217348939Everyone with a soul does
>>217349325LMFAO
>>217353706There's a 'musical' episode of SNW and they still expect you to take them seriously. Just FYI
>>217348939No Trek after Enterprise is worth watching.
>>217353706SNW is better than STD, but the bar is in hell so that isn't saying much. Pike is basically a cuck on his own shipLD is rick and morty "fuck shit amazeballs bacon narwhal the spork of doom" trashHonestly I would skip all nutrek except SNW, it's the only one that got even close to getting star trek right, but it still sucks more often than not
>>217353778....I think I'll try Lower Decks first
>>217353982Lower decks is good
>>217353371
>>217353785There is no Trek after Enterprise
>>217353950Or maybe I'll just say fuck it to trying NuTrek. I can always re-watch old stuff
>>217354001No it isn't lol
>>217354019Yep. Why forcing yourself to watch bad shit?
>>217348939>EVERYBODY IS GAY>EVERYBODY IS CRYING>THE NIGGER WOMAN SOLVES ALL THE GALAXY THREATS AFTER SHE'S DONE CRYINGITS TRULY A MYSTERY WHY PEOPLE HATED IT. >THIS WENT FOR 9000 SEASONSTAX WRITE OFF AND MONEY LAUNDERING.
>>217354004yea eat a bag of dicks I don't even talk about this stupid show that much so I assumed it's DIS based on the other fucking acronyms. Now that I get the inside joke about it being Sexually Transmitted Diseases I shall call it STD. carry on faggots
>>217354019This is the ideal scenario
>>217348939Why would anyone that ever liked anything before and including TNG even grace this with a viewing?
>>217352962Better explanation than we ever got on how a bunch of meatheads with roid rage can develop, maintain, and upgrade advanced tech like Warp Drive and Disruptors
>>217354150didn't they overthrow an alien race that had conquered them, and reverse engineer the technology?
>>217354150But that's basically the explanation we were given, the warrior caste is just all the rage right now, there are still engineers and shit around.
>>217349126/trek/ is one of the oldest threads on this board and at this point it's basically a hate thread.
>>217354150But that's kind of how it is. The Klingon Empire used to have a more balanced and less rigid caste system where each "class" was celebrated for challenging themselves in ways outside of combat too.I don't remember if it came from ENT or from one of TOS' movies, but a klingon was complaining to the MC about how all the youths nowadays only want to be warrior and seek glory in combat - leading to the modern Klingon Empire.
>>217348939Are you retarded?You thought it was going to be good?
>>217354615ENT. It's a neat episode. I also liked the klingon variant of the gavel. Looks pretty metal.
>>217349172It is fun and STAR TREK ACADAMY Episode 1 IS NOW AVAILABLE t watch FOR FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME ON CBS YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0sjDkoNgfY
>>217348939Stop hate watching
>>217354721literal advertising, fuck off
>>217348939>*watches it in its entirety*why is OP like this?
>>217355155he believed the grifters when they said he needed to watch the whole show to give it a fair shot
>>217354532For a good reason: people in that thread started rewatching the show together and posting about it, overall having a nice time. No-one really talked about nutrek aside from occasionally joking about it, because it was crap. Some attention whore who couldn't read the room kept spamming the thread with nutrek posts despite the fact no-one wanted to talk about it, and started throwing huge tantrums when people made fun of him. This has been going on for the past year or so. -section redacted, see original text on 4plebs.org/tv-What was once a comfy thread, has become something decidedly un-comfy for the 16-hour periods in which that troll is both awake and feels like shitting the place up.>>217354615>I don't remember if it came from ENT or from one of TOS' movies, but a klingon was complaining to the MC about how all the youths nowadays only want to be warrior and seek glory in combat - leading to the modern Klingon Empire.That was an ENT episode, I think it was called "Tribunal". Martok's actor plays a klingon lawyer.
>>217348939I dropped it when they ran into The Enterprise
>>217353371>[S]tar>[T]rek>[D]iscoveryIt really is that simple. Only actual troon redditers like (You) attempt the naming convention cope.
>>217352730>>217352753>>217349172Where are they finding these grotesquely ugly black women? Does some casting director has a fetish for ugly?
>>217348939It's just badI don't hate it because I couldn't watch it long enough to hate itI pity the writers of this generation. They grew up feasting on tv gold and sharted it all out with zero consideration.
>>217349126>this trekNot >that trek Neelix is more likeable than new writing
>>217354050You assumed wrongIt's STD
>>217354220Those are the Kazons. An they are already playschool Klingons
>>217356267it's both, the klingon stuff just happened in apocrypha like books and ST:O
>>217355893>Does some casting director has a fetish for ugly?casting director is a woman who is insecure about her own appearance, so she hires women with either unappealing bodies, unattractive features or bothmany such cases
>>217348939They made it for people who aren’t Star Trek watchers, to try to get a new batch of people into it. An executive loves to hear you’ve got some new ideas on how “we can grow the brand”.>OH FUCK, MORE MONEEEEEE?!?>Yes, all we need to do is make it, make everything, like a marvel movie. Just pure pablum vomit. And the best thing is we won’t lose anyone because the existing fans are fucking nerds who’ll eat up anything we put in front of them, and if we upset them, they talk, and the more they talk the more others will have to tune in to see what they’re talking about, it’s a perfect orobouros>OH FUCK, MORE MONEEEEEE?!?>and that’s not all, I don’t know if you heard but the internet says nerd culture has taken over, so we hit ‘em hard with about 5 shows at once, until they’re up to their eyeballs in emotionally unstable characters, idiotic technobabble & mindless action filler. My 13yo says swords and trenchcoats are cool, & fedoras too.>OH FUCK, MORE MONEEEEEE?!?>It’ll be like drowning in a river of shit!>But wait Alex, won’t it be difficult to write around all that existing lore? Won’t you have to set it far into the future so you’re free & clear of all that?>Fuck no, I ain’t watching that shit, we’re just going to mashup of all the old ideas & set it right in the middle of everything everyone’s already seen, we don’t have to come up with anything that makes any sense!>OH FUCK, MORE MONEEEEEE?!?Tis an ugly stupid pile of trash for retards.
>>217348939wow, racist much?
>>217348939The people who own it should not be allowed to. Star Trek should be its own independent company and if Paramount produces a seasons worth of garbage that doesn’t work in the universe, ST should have the right to deny it & entertain offers from other studios who’ll do a better job.As long as paramount owns it, it will be shit bc they fundamentally view TV differently, as a competition to machine gun as much low quality trash into viewers eyes as possible. The uncritical eye of children easily impressed by flashing lights & rainbow colors is much lower risk than investing in a show that is more quiet, subtle, slow, contemplative & complex, needing actual literary writers & careful production to make it work, only to end up with a show that looks tedious & boring compared to AVENGERS END GAME, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH MONEY AVENGERS END GAME MADE? EVEN JIM CAMERON IS MAKING AVATAR, GET WITH THE TIMES STAR TREK, STAR SHIPS PUKING UP RAINBOWS, TRAAAAAAUMA OLYMPICS, ENDLESS FILLER!!!
>>217356488>>217356629yep
>>217353248The KFC gravitational strength was too strong.
>>217356552you aren't?
