J PETERMAN:Elaine, it has come my attention you own Litecoin, ADA and BSV.ELAINE:No, mr. Peterman, please, i don't own any crypto... Please, check my wallet, i don't even like crypto-J PETERMAN:Enough babble, Elaine. I too dabbled with crypto on my Lisbon Web summit, i have received a whole airdrop of bitcoins, whole lot, thousands.ELAINE:Thousa-? Of bitcoi-ins?J PETERMAN:Elaine, let me tell you, the only thing that works in crypto is buying high and selling low, rest is just nonsens!ELAINE:What about mining? You know, to confirm transact-J PETERMAN:Ha-Ha, mining??! Mining is phantom Elaine, it doens't exist.ELAINE:It doesn't? But my boyfrien-J PETERMAN:Elaine, i am surprised that you have shown such tech afinity, that's why i am naming for discord moderator of J Peterman crypto discord.ELAINE:(completely resignated)Yes, mr. Peterman.J PETERMAN:Oh, dont be such grime, we have the best memes on our channel! And you love memes!ELAINE:Yes mr. Peterman, i love memes.JERRY: Everyone's getting rich but me from this crypto hype. I'm down over five thousand bucks you know. And coinbase support is no help. I call everyday and still can't get my money back.GEORGE: Coinbase? Why'd deposite there?? So you didnt use MY affiliate link i sent you for FTX?? Why'd you do that?
>>217349394JERRY: I was playing wordle and it kept popping up so i thought they were legit. FTX is ran by some 20 year old kid.GEORGE: So? 20 year olds are the only ones that get crypto. Pass me the salt.JERRY: Hey'd you hear about Elaine becoming discord moderator at J Peterman?GEORGE: Discord mod?? Elaine??!? I WANTED that job!JERRY: Well i'm sure if you'd talk to her you'd be hired immediately. She doesn't know how to meme.GEORGE: I'm a good memer. JERRY: You do meme quite good. GEORGE: Cmon, im really good at it.JERRY: How hard can it be? If crypto is down you use pink faces and if it's up you use green faces.GEORGE: Wojaks, Jerry. They're called Wojaks! Pink for down, green for up. JERRY: Ok, George, i get it.GEORGE: (looks at phone screen) God i hope chainlink hits 100 bucks.JERRY: Just sell your links and go work for Elaine. At least earn back they money you lost.GEORGE: NEVER JERRY. I'M NEVER SELLING! George storms out of the coffeeshop, comes back. NOT SELLING!
>>217349405bump. add onto it/ make your own
>>217349394>>217349405>>217350052Retarded, unfunny, cringe. Even stupider than your baskinspam
>>217349394> i am naming for discord moderator >(completely resignated)>dont be such grime>Why'd deposite theregood morning sirs
