This is the greatest movie ever made. You will only understand why when you have solved the Riddle of Steel
>>217350527>directed by a kikeno thanks
>>217350527They need to make a movie of similar scale and immersion in ancient India Starring shah ruhkhan
>>217350527It's a good flick but a terrible adaption of the Conan stories.
>>217350557Unironically, Milius was one of the good ones.
>>217350575>streetshiiters>but before there were streets
>>217350557his religion was surfing
>>217350680>beast masterThe movie is stupid but I'd watch it anytime it was on tv, just for Tanya Roberts.
>>217350527I tried explaining why this movie was great to my black coworker, an older guy in his late 40s maybe 50s, in an old job I had once and he went nahhhhh and started trying to shill me on how Eddie Murphy was a better actor. It's all so tiresome.
>>217350737prime Tanya Roberts was incredible
>>217350575Unironically read Harold Lamb if you want this. He was very much a predecessor to Robert E. Howard's writing style and his stories where his heroes go to India are great, rich with detail, and just cool adventures. The Bride of Jagannath.>>217350593It's borderline not a Conan movie at all but it's a solid hodgepodge of ideas and scenes from them that it's serviceable as one and still probably the best Sword & Sorcery movie to date, with no others coming anywhere close.
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>>217350557He doesn't roll on shabbos
>>217350527never seen it but I know the riddle of steel
>>217350527Its the best soundtrack in film history. https://youtu.be/T2l--Px9vf0?list=PL6559658E698E288D
>>217351682For me, it's Theology/Civilization and the Battle of the Mounds
Hollywood (once again...) fucked up by not making a true-to-the-books Conan tv series when they had Carl Drogo for the role.
>>217352174Haha I forgot this shit existed
>>217352174I enjoyed this movieit's not the epic that Arnie's was but it's a fun way to blow 2 hours by. In some ways, Momoa's take was closer to the author's vision
>>217352174Momoa looks too gay, you can tell he never experienced any real hardship in his pampered life.
>>217351682Yes, there is very little dialogue in the movie and it's all scores. very comfy and ahead of it's time
>>217350575So this is Poo-radise!
>>217352469Yeah he doesn't sell you he's Conan, even though his physique and looks should be good enough. I guess he lacks a certain ruggedness, or he's just a shit actor.
>>217350557Milius is a goddamn honorary. He's probably whiter than you are.
>>217352174I mean, this movie's version was more closer to Howard's stories and that aspect is about the only good thing about it.
>>217353893Sorry but unless he openly and explicitly denounced the talmud, let's not go crazy, OK rabbi?
>>217350737imagine the smell
>>217352174he looks like a sorcerer's henchman, soon to be slayed by conan
>>217350527>Conan the warrior whining at niggers feet, calling him daddykeep your DEI shit.no thx.
I'm more of a pubbarian
>>217350746Why on earth would you try to talk to a nigger about Conan?
>>217350593Isn't it basically a Kull movie?
>>217352469>>217355436Jason Momoa would have been perfect as Conan in a multi-season tv series following the ACE/Lancer books but instead, Hollywood chose to make a shitty remake of the 1982 flick.
