They didn't raceswap kratos??!!
>>217351293They're going to humiliate him. They arent going to humiliate a black/brown man.
This is antisemitic
>>217351335Still less humiliating than him being black, 1000% less humiliating.
>>217351335Fpbp/thread
>>217351293>>217351335Greeks weren't white though
>>217351565A ginger mermaid didn't used to be a nigger but here we are huh, retard.
>>217351293>they're adapating the asgard story with nu-kratos instead of the greek story with classic kratosWhy?
>>217351565Why did they depict their gods as white?
>>217351293>n*rse KratosI sleep
>>217352802It makes perfect sense, the scale of it would be way more expensive.
>>217352898Nu-Kratos is awful. Are there people who genuinely like it?
>>217352911Yes lmao and they defend it to the end. It's mind boggling. I'd say it's mostly sunken coast over buying a shitty console they only have four games for lmao.
>>217351565They’re like Italians. White adjacent
>>217352920Classic Kratos and Nu-Kratos are literally two completely different characters. One is cool warrior who seeks revenge and kills gods while the other is bearded guy who doesn't want to fight because he wants to be "a better man". I don't understand how one can like Nu-Kratos.
>>217352911>>217352920>>217352957>why do people like this older, wiser, version of the guy more than when he was a vengeful raging retard that destroyed his own people and entire side of the world then tried to kill himself
>>217351335>>217351432>>217351546>>217351565>>217352925>>217352854>>217351830be better
>>217352966>wiserHis entire personality is BOY. He has no "wisdom". If he had wizened up he'd know from the moment retard baldr showed up he was in for a war. He's avoidant and cowardly at best. Mostly because he fears for his son. Which is fine but that being his only character trait is fucking gay.
>>217351293They chose a better man
>>217352966Movies and games are meant to be fun and entertaining, escapism, they're not supposed to be life lessons with preachy characters telling you how to be a better man. Of course people prefer bloodthirsty Kratos over hipster Kratos.
>>217352986don't be a nigger
>>217351335nu-kratos has been humiliated already in the games, they can't go any further with the humilation.
We need a role model so whites can be better men
>>217351293His wife and son will be
>>217351293>Wiśniewski is a toponymic surname derived from any of the locations named Wiśniewa, Wiśniewo, Wiśniowa, Wiśniew.Hm...
>>217351565>Greeks weren't white thoughLet me guess; you think Jews aren't white either?
>>217353181That's Slavic, Polish.
>>217352966>wiserAnon...
>>217351293what the acutal fuck? he is too fat and out of shape. Also he voiced Thor in the game who was a fattic (like Alfred)
>>217353193Poland... hm... Poland... what did Poland have millions of? It's at the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite think of it.
>>217353232>he is too fat and out of shapecome on, you know they'll pump him full of roids and such>Also he voiced Thor in the game who was a fatticand he's perfect for it, he looks the partbut him as kratos is bullshit
>>217351293They'll raceswap Atreusbut not Faye
>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?">Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!">Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?">Atreus: "We are going to Japan.">Baba O’Riley intro starts playing>"out here in the fields">montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber>"I fought for my meals">Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot>THIS YEAR>lantern-lit alley>Jorōgumo drops down>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?">Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!">PREPARE>QTE HUD flashes>oni smashes through a shrine>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean>"record scratch">ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”>Atreus: “MOM!”>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this>screen cuts to black>final shot>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”>Kratos: “Hmm?”>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”>Kratos: “BOY”>they all start laughing>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”>boom>God of War: Thirst of Faye>screen fades to black
>>217353987Don't worry in exchange Christopher Judge will play Thor
>>217354342gem
>>217351293>gray man>cast a white man to play himFucking race-swappers
AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SHILL MY SLOP AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>217351293Good cast.
>>217352911I hate this pissy faced 40-60 year old bearded cunts, that are absolutely disgusting to look are because they are unsmiling alcoholics/drug abusers with even worse personalities and make everybody miserable by just being there, scoffing at literally everythingSo if they were going for that they nailed it pretty much
>>217351293>converted to Sikhism >adopted the name Gobind Seva SinghYou see, there's always a catch
>>217351565We're better than white.We're Greek.
>>217354342kek
>>217356739>weYou have nothing in common with ancient Greeks, turkbro
>>217351293Eeh the game was shit when they made it like every other modern gameslop.
We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.We have to be...better men.
>>217352966the only good thing about nu-kratos is that he's voiced by teal'c
>>217358903honestly wouldn't hold it against amazon to race swap kratos if he was played by him
>>217351565Used to be. People are going to say stuff like >canada was never white. Why did uou cast a white guy in the wayne Gretzky movie?In 50 years.
it's another americans arguing about what is and isn't an ambiguous "white" thread again
>>217359411Americans don't even know what white is. For that matter, neither do snowniggers or medbrowns.
>>217359441>>217359411Americans are so cool I wish I was an American.
>>217351293Vibe shit.
>>217351565>Greeks weren't white thoughNorthern Greeks are whiteI'm more white than you amerimutt
>>217359643We just found the missing link
>>217359468You just know fragile mutt claws typed this post
>>217359717You just know a turdy wrote this post.
>>217359833Thanks for proving my point, amerishart
>>217351565
>>217359901>didn't deny being a turdkek
>>217351293Who plays Atreus?
>>217360425Idris Elba
>>217361621Neat.
Pass
