She was only 18 years old for a few hours before flying backwards over the international date line and becoming 17 again YOU SICK FUCK!
>>217351545>flying backwards over the international date line and becoming 17 againmajor kek
That's actually a good point--ACK
>>217351545I was fucking 16 year old at 19. Nobody cared.
>>217351545>she was a former baby
>>217351545>she hasn't even had her first abortion yet you sick fuck
>SHE WAS 35 BUT STILL HAD AN INNER CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
>>217351625hooked up with a 15 year old who said she was 18 when I was 21 this dude who tried to get her drunk and make her suck his dick had a huge problem with it and kept telling me "dude she's 16"
I’m 40 and the next girl I date under 30, I’ll probably knock up.
>CHUD tries explaining there's a difference between fingering a 16 year old whore begging for it, and kidnapping and raping a 3 year oldPEDO ALERT
>>217351545>YOU WERE __ YEARS OLD WHEN SHE WAS BORN! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT'S PROBLEMATIC
>>217352037You are both losers
>>217352068>I'm 40 posting on 4chan>Knock a woman upI have bad news for you, unc
>>217352249inb4 unc-anon starts posting about how much pussy he gets
>>217352234He tried to get her drunk and take advantage of her and failed. She came onto me. They're both losers. She ended up on drugs and getting knocked up by gang members. She has her shit more together at this point she's pushing 30. Too bad you will never get any hot pussy. She was a beautiful brunette with freckles 5'2" skinny with DD's so perky they passed the pencil test. Best tits on earth at the time.
>>217352249My uncle is in his 50s and he knocked up a 40 year old they had a healthy child last year. She thought she couldn't have kids even when she was young. Miracles happen but not to losers like you.
>>217352328No one cares about your fake sex story, gramps.
>>217352343It made you angry enough to call me a loser. Have fun tugging yourself, playboy.
>>217352351It made me angry enough to type out 4 words, whoa. You're not angry though, you made up a fake story about a girl you never fucked because that's how not angry and loserish you are.
>>217352342>knocked up a 40 year oldhope he has fun raising the downie
>>217351545Ah yes the ol Hogan time.
>>217352342>healthy child>last yearYou don't know it yet but the kid is Asperger at best.
>>217351545Why did his career not go places? He's kino in everything I've seen him in.
>>217351545imagine doing it mile high when that happens.my pull out game is not that strong
>>217351545Major kek lmao>>217352037>>217352068I’m so sick of these foids, is the pussy worth that much? I tried dating 19 yr olds when I was 30 and it was so aggravating. The ones my age are also really aggravating. God I hate women.
>She was technically not 18 year old yet because the system clock went back in time YOU SICK FUCK
>>217353497All I can remember is him getting gay raped by a dude in a couple movies. Hold on>Crash 1996Ok enough of Elias Koteas
