>POOOOOOOOOTTTEEEEERRRR! HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NAME IN THE GOBLET OF MOTHERFUCKING FIRE??? ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! ILL WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK! ONE MILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! CRRRRUCIO! CRrRrRrRrRrUCIO!>-dumbledore asked calmly
>>217352897goblet of fire was a shitty adaptation but the movie had so many memes it's pretty fun
>oh you think I'm going to just have you taken out of the tournament?>NO!>go get burned alive by a dragon you little faggotjesus christ rowling
boring thread yawn
>HAAAARRRRYYYYYYYY>DID YOU CONVINCE ALL THE HUFFLEPUFF FEMBOYS TO TROON OUT?>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OFF NOW??>IF YOU DONT FIX THIS I'LL HAVE THAT BLASTED WEASELY SISSIFIED>YOU ORPHAN CUNT>I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU TO TOM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
>>217352897Wasn't Barty Crouch Jr. genuinely a pretty good educator to harry and his class while under disguise? I forget the details of when he exactly replaced Moody.
>>217354737The morning before they went to Hogwarts.
>>217354737Doesn't seem like it it'd be that hard to be a magic teacher if you know the spell. An incantation and a wand flick. That's it. You should be able to learn hundreds of spells in a single year.
>>217356003He was the defense against the dark arts teacher and he was pretty good.
>>217352897Why are you making these retarded unfunny threads?
>>217356003>An incantation and a wand flick. That's it. pretty sure it required willpower or focus or some shit as well. They had to practise spells even after knowing them in theory.
>>217356167He tried to reassure Neville after showing the class the spell that destroyed his parents' minds. We will never know if he did it because he felt actual remorse or if was just a sadist.
>>217356285The pronunciation and hand movement has to be precise otherwise spells won't work or work wrong.
>>217352897Motherfucker you got me cackling at work with the Crucio. I read it as a YTP voice modulation.
>>217352931my favourite meme is the slavs doing their stupid little breakdance moves when they first enter the great hall
>>217352897kekI was just thinking about this yesterday
>>217356321how the fuck does magic work
>>217352897“No!”
>>217352897The golden age of Dumbledoreposting has passed, anon.You’ll have to wait until the series starts before it happens again.
>>217356416youre late
>>217356416I just noticed why does he have his pc in a packing foam? wouldn't it block the airflow?
He doesn't even shout in the movie so this meme doesn't make sense. Just because he was a bit angry and upset doesn't somehow contradict the "said calmly" line from the book
>>217356312He was personally involved in torturing Neville's parents too. Pretty fucked.
>>217356351>that one guy kind of just swing his stick around in the corner like the fat jedi kid
>>217352953Little freak should have thought about that before he put his cunt name in the pissing goblet of fire.
>>217352897lmao this meme never gets old
>>217357015It stabilizes the rig and the air intake isn't at the bottom
>NO PRISONERS>thomas said calmly
is this really what gets brit teens all hot and bothered?BTW I got this image from a reddit post all shocked that this was supposedly an 18yo romancing an 14yo girl, which I find funny since that was like half of the relationships in my high school
>>217358374A woman took this screenshot. This is like that thread where women were saying rory gilmore got distractingly fat (her ass got hotter)
>>217358374Emma Watson looks like she's 10 in this picture.
>>217352897He didnt say that (i think)
