>>217352924hes literally me but in another galaxy
>>217352924>Botoxfightet
No one is going to watch this.
>>217352963You underestimate the power of the incel side.
>>217352924Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Man fuck you, OP. I was legit excited about Gosling in a sequel to pic related
Nobody gives a shit about (((Disney))) Star Wars. They've demonstrated time and again that all they can produce is crap.
>>217352924Gosling + Star Wars = Fuck yeah!
>>217352924Disney Star Wars is fucking trash. Even in the event they managed to luck their way into making a story that wasn't fucking subversive and awful they would instantly jump upon their new popular entitiy and dismantle any potential by pozzing future sequels.Don't watch this crap. They don't deserve your money or attention, just your derision and ridicule.
the plot is he needs to fly to a planet made entirely of collagen so he can inject it all into his face
>>217352924shawn levy has never directed a good movie and this will be no exception
>>217352924>more sequelslopdoa they never learnthis and the filonislop gonna flop so fucking hard brostook them only 10 years to completely destroy the franchise
>>217352924I fly.
>>217352924>Somehow the Empire returned. Again.
>>217352924Why is he so gay now? He used to be me.
>>217352924>Ryan Bogling
>>217352924he should have done "drive" in space already for fuck's sake.
>>217353929They drive now?
>>217354035You are gay.
>>217354350This changes everything.
>>217353297>all they can produce is consistently successful crapFtfy. Now watch the mandalorian movie break a billy. You'll watch all of their crap too and you know it
>>217353323Counterpoint: Endor
>>217354843No. You should stop pretending that Endor or Rogue 1 or Solo is in any way better than the rest of disney slop. The only somewhat decent media produced within the franchise was 2 seasons of Mandalorian but then it also went to shit.
>>217353776They already learned, which is why they didn’t make any material for the better part of a decade.This is nothing more than an ego salve
>>217352963Gosling still has pull. Gosling and Ford basically kept Blade runner from totally flopping on star power alone
Why don't they make a live action mecha? It still hasn't been done well. No pacific rim doesn't count although the first one was good. Setting it in the starwars "canon" just feels like injecting your movie with turboaids at this point. MAYBE if it was just a played straight homage to the tie fighter and x-wing series, but after the sequel? What even happened after that? Nobody remembers because TROS was like a lobotomy in movie form. Are you saying after all this there are remnants of the first order AGAIN? I normally don't care about box office numbers but I'm going to kek if these flop
only a little after the sequels? christ it is like they just refuse to allow it to breath
>>217352924He’s no longer literally me, as I wouldn’t touch this franchise with a barge pole.
>>217352924lol
>>217355193Ironically starwars at the parks hit its peak before the acquisition. Stuff like the Jedi training academy and the cobranded merchandise was comfy. After they bought it everything had to be "serious". No more fun could be had, and that's how you get galaxies edge the first pretentious theme park land ever made. I can appreciate the technical achievement of RoTR but Star tours still brings me more joy and makes me feel like "Star Wars"
>>217352924>botox'd up nu-malehe's literally you, anons
>>217353323dont tell me fucking what to do asshat
>>217355254>>217355193I actually really loved Galaxy's Edge, specifically because of the commitment to theming and immersion
>>217352924We knew this. "Half a dozen years after" is what the director said when the movie was announced.
>>217354828>You'll watch all of their crap too and you know itI haven't watched anything since Asshoka
>>217355163I'm actually kind of relieved that they are moving forward rather than further raping the ot/pt.
>>217355487You missed the best Disney+ show then: Skeleton Crew. Apparently a lot of people didn't bother because of the ACKolyte. It's a shame because Skeleton Crew was finished first and Disney sat on releasing it because they thought it sucked and that The Acolyte was their masterpiece.
>>217355548*Best, behind Andor.
wow cool let me guess this is more George Lucas boomer slop about starfighter pilots hanging out inspired by 40s adventure comics yawn I bet it doesn't feature a single person of color
>>217354828>>217355487really? i haven't watched anything since TFA, and I didn't pay for my ticket to TFA
>>217352924At what year do you think they will finally end doing Star Wars movies because nobody is watching them? It has lasted 79 years.
>>217352924Man, this is the first Gosling movie I'm not even gonna torrent. This is the power of manyyyy
>>217352924Disney star wars is cheap junk. It is the tourist trap of hollywood. It is mass produced. Quantity over quality. The best thing that could happen to star wars is for it to completely disappear for a generation so that it is nearly forgotten about, 20 to 25 years. Then, it comes back in the form of an origin story, set in a time when force sensitivity is just started to emerge, and the force sensitive people are treated like freaks who are considered a danger to their village, and are outcast as freaks to segregation camps. A time before the je'daii and sith, a time before the Empire and rebellion, a time before technological advancement. Remove all the woke DEI ESG bullshit and try to connect to the audience again.
the sequel to lala land?
>>217355355Consider it advice, not a directive. Feel free to burn your money and waste your time though. I'm not your papa.
