If this was 40 minutes shorter it would have been easily the best capeshit in years
And it would still be a long shot from a decent movie.
>>217353474If you still care about capeshit you should grow up
kys zoomy
nothing about it was good tho
>>217353474Cut out the catwoman parts. Just let it be a Zodiac/Se7en style thriller.You KNOW I'm right.
>>217353474>best>capeshitWow! Imagine that.If Warwick Davis was only a foot higher he'd be the worlds tallest dwarf.
>>217353474it was fucking shitthere was no mystery to solve whatsoevertotally midwit plot>le rata aladaare you fucking kidding me
>>217353474>Waaaah rich white assholes ruined everything waaaah>Says the nepobaby daughter of a rich white man.
>best capeshit in yearsnot impressive
>>217353474No. All of the villains failed and the catwoman romance didn't work either. It had some good pieces but not enough to be assembled in a satisfying way. I can't even remember what the fuck the "mystery" was and the riddler fight in the stadium was somehow even worse than the bane gotham stuff in tdkr
>>217353474The runtime has nothing to do with the actual issue: it's one of the worst written detective stories of all time
>>217355500>All of the villains failed Yeah, because Batman saved the day
>>217355485Did you not actually watch the movie before you decided to complain about it, retard?
>>217353474/tv/'s contrarianism towards this kino is exhausting
>>217355438I'm sure the latinx audience liked the epic twist
What does this even mean? What 40 minutes to do you want to cut? The last 40 minute? End it before the flood with Riddler in prison? Cut out all the catwoman stuff? Then how does he get better intel on the ice lounge? Remove him almost dying with the letter bomb? You want to lose out on the best twist in the movie? I see this opinion everywhere, twitter, reddit, instagram. Come up with your own opinion dawg, you're letting the algorithm make yours for you.
>>217353485No no no no no this is NOT how this was supposed to go!
>>217353474The Batman was not only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.>bad dialogue>Bruce is an emo twink>the gimp mask>marketed as ultra realistic but fails>the flying squirrel suit scene>wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed>blacked Gordon for some reason>Riddler is a reddit shitposter>Terrible third act>Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK
>>217353474>Autist fights a sperg.
it's really weird, because they have a perfect, literally perfect storyboard for Year One or Long Halloween, but they just either dont want to pay royalties to the original creators or have some sort of narcissim that makes them want to do their "own" thing. just adapt it as close as you can and you have gold on your hands. literally. how is it so hard? why is it so hard? why?
>>217356273Maybe I'm willfully misremembering but I remember them shilling this as basically a long halloween adaptation and that just added to the bitter taste this movie gave me when I finally went to see it
>>217356134>not only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.>wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failedMake up your mind>Riddler is a reddit shitposterDid you want the Riddler to not be a lame, egotistical spaz?
>>217353474This movie was a giant nothing. For the runtime it should have been some huge cultural milestone like TDK but it wasn't
>>217353474>the Riddler does more damage to Gotham's organized crime in 2 weeks than Batman did in 2 fucking years>they then make him cause a flood because they realized he hasn't actually done anything villainous up to this point
>>217356509I'm sorry your beloved comic book was woefully besmirched by this movie. Don't worry, you can read a whole bunch of other stories about your favorite kids' character Batman until you feel better
>>217353474runtime is not the problem, it's the shitty writing of the main objective of the movie. The Rata Alada is so bad, Batman doesn't have to be a genuis but atleast smart enough to know some spanish and that it's a website is barely a riddle
>>217356551Vigilante and terrorist groups typically hit their downfall when they go too far and start attacking the civilian populace that was sympathetic to them.
ALOTTA ARATTA
>>217355438>le rata aladakek as a spaniard that was so fucking funny, couldn't ameritards come up with something better?
>>217356515>Make up your mindThe Nolan flicks are streets ahead of this garbage. >to not be a lame, egotistical spaz?Yes. I wanted him to be entertaining, not reddit edgecore IRL
>>217355485I'm pretty sure he abandoned her when she was a kid, I don't blame her for thinking that
They turned another franchise into a blacksploitation film. “Batman lives matter”, his role in the film is literally protecting “Chaaange” Mayor QUEEN Lakisha from the white revolutionary ringleader The Riddler. This is a prime example of new left deconstruction and deterritorialization, the CRIMINAL Wayne family is thrown into the mud. No beautiful 50s or 80s America, there is always DARKNESS behind WASP heritage. Wayne’s life history is shameful and thus he has to REJECT IT. EVERY white person in this film is a madman, a narcissist, corrupt or a psychopath. Blacks are positioned in all the respectable rules in the movie: the good policeman, the female Obama, and the doctor who saves Alfred from death. The racial casting can’t be more obvious. First scene: the black thug is persuaded by the white skinheads to fight the innocent Asian man. Truly Trump made Hollywood lose their minds and everything has to pass the left-wing filter, there is no place for iconoclastic inconsistency in the left-wing hallucination. So basically Batman uncovers the truth about his white guilt and faces 4chan populist terrorist ENIGMA, however he doesn’t manage to stop CLIMATE CHANGE. Yes, Gotham is flooded by a series of bombs triggered by Enigma and his 4chan minions. The evilness of whites accelerated the collapse. Batman is able to save Lakisha from the rubble and she gives an epic (lmao) SISTA speech about “rebuilding the trust in institutions” while Billionaire Batman promises to help the downtrodden with his millions.
>>217353474My favorite part is when he comes in soaking wet from the rain, his mascara running, and shouts "you're not my real dad Alfred!"
