Cute Vamps EditionPrevious: >>217331705Spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217353708First.
>>217353708At least this bake is modern. But why female horror movie?
>cute vampires... from space
>>217353735Cause I am a girl?
>>217353735Eat shit and kill yourself you fucking scumfaggot
>>217353678Kek, yeah see throw a stone and I think you'd hit a better ending. But at the same time it was a pretty vibe based film and not really reliant on it. Easy to imagine a different one in your head.Spree was kind of similar. Absolute garbage ending but I can kind just insert my headcanon.
>>217353708was there any good horror released in the past month?
>>21735370890% of horror protags are womenWhat causes this?
>>217353811There hasn't been good horror released in a long time anon.If you want ok horror, then try About a Place in the Kinki Region.
>>217353826a) you need a potential victim as your lead character, b) male audiences would rather watch a cute girl than another guy, c) female audiences identify more with a female lead than a male
>>217353826Not sure horror can be said to have protagonists in the same way other genres do.If you swap Hercules out of Hercules, it's not Hercules.But Michael Myers is the drawcard of Halloween, not Laurie. You can swap Laurie out but not him.
>>217353708https://youtu.be/YymxcLqr60o
>>217353808this good? i dont really like korean horror but this girl is cute
>>217353896written by the same guy who did ghost mansion, they're loosely connected, this one is a bit simpler and i guess less memorable than mansionstill a fun watch though
>>217353853a) is also a good point, makes sense particularly for slashers. I think for b) it's even more specifically that male audiences would rather watch a woman being weak and defeated than a male. It's the "man saves princess from dragon" narrative without the man, or perhaps more with the man and dragon combined into the same character.
>>217353708Kyute!
>>217353503>>217353708I didn't think I'd like this going in, but I ended up enjoying it quite a bit. As quirky as Humanist Vampire was, it could've been much worse in that sense. Cute scenes with serious themes. Sara Montpetit is also cute as hell playing a vamp gf and kills it!
>>217353826What about when a majority of horror antags are women?>but muh slashersIm talking Conjuring, Hereditary, Midsommer, Misery, the Ring/Grudge, Carrie, Ft13th, etc
>>217354499>a majority of horror antags are womendo you know what majority means? there being exceptions doesn't change the norm
>>217353708Every day I curse God for vampires not being real and not giving me a qt vampire gf.It's not fucking fair.
(eldritch - optional) creature kinos?
>>217353826Horror is a feminist genre. Always has been.
Don't take the bait.
>>217354863source?
>>217355158Luc Besson's Dracula movie.
>>217355212I actually have it but I haven't wtched it yet. I hope Luc Besson's French ways give us some human-male \ vampire-female romance.
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>>217355331
This photo just made me feel really sad for some reason
>>217356254he really should take better care of himself
>>217356305that man has never looked attractive in his entire life
>>217353826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkVhgIeGJQ
mail call
>>217354863I don't think I could be a vampire hunter, bros.
>>217355135That's because feminism IS horror.
>>217357389Neat, what's in it?
>>217353708cute vampire puppet
For me it's Tokyo Vampire Hotel.
>>217357646It's Michael J Murphy's filmography, 26 movies
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>>217353708I remember Rigor Mortis/Jiang Shi was a fun but still dark hong kong action horror movie about Chinese vampires.Too bad it's absolutely unsearchable (outside of torrents) and all I ever find is like a Pete Davidson comedy, Death metal bands, and what looks like Chinese Plants vs Zombies.
>>217357534>That's because men are the real horror.ftfy
>>217353708oh this movie is awful
>>217358990Do you mean the 2013 tribute to the Mr Vampire movies?
>>217359290>tribute to the Mr Vampire moviesI don't think sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyEBrOq1fc
>>217359870It literally says it in the description it's the 2013 one. Have you seen the Mr Vampire movies?
Just pirated the new 1408 UHD-remux
>>217353737Brows are love, brows are life.
>>217360096>Have you seen the Mr Vampire movies?I have not, I don't think so.>Sammo HungMaybe I probably did then. I went through a Sammo Hung trip years ago.and yeah you;re right it is a tribute to the series, I didn't think it was given how it's not a comedy at all it's straight horror & action.I should rewatch the Sammo Hung one.
Thank you to the anon that recommended me Broadcast Signal Intermission. Actually very good. Got me in the mood for mystery horror, anyone have others to recommend?
>>217356305He looks fine
This was actually pretty good. For being a very controversial film, I think it's a bit underrated.
>>217360302>Broadcast Signal IntermissionYou mean Broadcast Signal Intrusion?
>>217360364I like the remake better. The cops in the original were shit, didn't need that comedy part. Reminds me of the cop scenes in H5 with the comedic tone to them. I still like the original though.
>>217360364The remake is better because it has the microwave head explosion.
>>217360302That anon I think was also the one with the History of the Occult rec, and you'd definitely like thatCan't remember what you watched to start the kick but I remember thinking you'd probably like Under Silver Lake even though that's minimal on the horror, it's deep on the wall of crazy mystery scale
>>217360364It's a legit masterpiece and directly lead to the existence of both the NOES and F13 franchises.>>217360401>>217360404The remake fundamentally wrecks the premise of the original movie by having the daughter live
>>217360302I'd recommend the combo of Pod & I Trapped The Devil.
>>217353826Women scream better
I forgot that Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl had so much blackface lol. 2009 was a different time.
>>217354863Vampire qts are just Jewish girls. How do I know? Brows and evil/cute smiles.
>>217360872as any longtime lurker will know, the original concept of vampires is based on Jews to begin with, so you are 100% right
>>217356254Ew.
>>217360796kino Valentine's Day horror
Gonna rewatch The Leech Woman because the transformations thread got me thinking
>>217353708This is goddamn terrible holy shit
>>217361482>The Leech Woman (1960) An endocrinologist in a dysfunctional marriage with an aging, alcoholic wife journeys to Africa seeking a drug that will restore youth.I mean, what could go wrong
>>217361526I don’t wanna grow old
>>217355212Is it any good?
>>217361626No.
Any recommendations for good movies or remakes that aren't the 1st movie in the franchise? For example pic related is number 10(?) and is excellent. Saw VI is really good with the final trap, this takes it up the tier list. Most other franchises such as Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Chucky all get worse. Any hidden kinos I should know of?
>>217362501Exorcist III: Legion
>>217362672How do I make my racism field bigger?
>>217362501>Nightmare on Elm StreetI liked Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Alright, which ones have female antagonists with waifu energy?
>>217361681Ugly. Waifufags get the rope
>>217356254It's been a long time since Raimi has done anything but big budget slop so I hope he's still got it when it comes to these kinds of films.
>>217362842Giallos
>>217358990>>217360235Rigor Mortis was surprisingly good. Wildly different tone to Mr. Vampire but it has a bunch of the same stars. And if you've seen the Mr. Vampires it feels quite melancholic.
Who Can Kill a Child?
>>217362842basically any 70s vampire film>The Karnstein Trilogy>Vampyres>Fascination>Vampyros Lesbos>The Velvet Vampire>Alucarda
>>217363469Women
>>217363469
>>217363609When his roastie wife gave him a dirty look for killing the kid who was gonna shoot her
>>217360872This guy gets it.
>>217363480This guy gets it
>>217362501The First Omen
>>217362775Forgot about that one, ty>>217364460Will give this a look thanks
>>217364460Underrated. Might put it on again tonight. Or Flavia the Heretic
>>217362501Diary of the Dead
>>217362501>Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3>ROTLD 3>Scream 2 & 4>Pscyho 2
Where do I go from here?
>>217364908>The Grudge>The Innkeepers>The Others>The Woman in Black (2012)>The Wailing>The Blackcoat's Daughteror you could just start watching found footage
>>217365086>>The Innkeeperslol no>>The Blackcoat's Daughterlol tard>>The Woman in Black (2012)Surprisingly good.
>>217364908Is the theme of this chart "terrible movies"?
>>217365138>lol tardThat's one of the only good ones he posted, the rest are just haunted house slop.
>>217365138you're the one who mentioned The Babadook nigga
>>217365173Nta, bitch. kek btfo
>>217364908I think you should watch Slither
best movie with the most mundane title
>>217365209I have, and it's more extraterrestrial than what I'm looking for, but it's alright. I like The Thing and Thing body horror type adjacents.
>>217364908If you want to spread out to more j-horror especially found footage check out Noroi: The Curse and most of Koji Shiraishi's movies
>>217365190Ok so some schizo acted like he was you?
>>217365257>>217365229Have you seen Snatchers?
whalebros tomorrow is our day
>>217365260Not a fan of found footage other than Blair Witch, REC and As Above So Below. Even then I don't like the genre that much.>>217365273Someone else gave their opinion and you took offense.>>217365277No.
>>217365190Wait a sec lmao. Your own screenshot shows you talking about yourself in the third person. You can tell by the myposts/reply post styles of the borders.Now that is BTFO.
>>217365393It shows me replying to the other poster The boarder shows that's not my own post. You are literally braindead, grupreet. lol
is "Banned from Broadcast 2: The Cursed Large Family" actually horror?Seems like I should have watched the english speaking spin-off first cause the original solves the mistery of the father... then i don't get it, it was like a soft remake for international release? I don't get it. I know there is another better quality version in youtube but this one had nom nom subtitles and found it funny
>>217353708Not all vamps, but some cute psychos.
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>>217365501I think you're supposed to watch "The Cursed Large Family" first, then "Saiko! The Large Family"
>>217365524Awful taste.
>>217365627I know, is why i started that way, but peopel saying only they watched the other first... I always go chronological so they saying that made me confuse
When I am wrong, I will just call you Gurpreet
>>217363784Of course, I always have the best taste ITT.
>>217365501The best episode of Banned From Broadcast is actually the stalker episode.
>>217366154Ripping off his own face made him less scary looking.
>>217366026She is thicc
I like this trope in horror. The monster revealing its true form that's suppose to be incomprehensibly scary. Always wondered what started it. I know of a few examples.>Banshee from Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZMU0rcp-hk&t=44s>Ghosts from Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcR9k8o4I0w&t=47s>Spider alien from Love, Death & Robots (2019)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVcJbkLJEuI&t=29s>Monster from Smile (2022)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylLsVpfwmY&t=48sThere's an old Disney cartoon from 1929 where the grim reaper shows his skull.https://tenor.com/view/halloween-skeleton-hood-reveal-hello-gif-10137975Also the silent Phantom of the Opera sorta counts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bOpbKsuf_k
