Imagine puting a disgusting disease infested hobo pants on your naked body and your dick
>>217354323Do you know how hard it is to come across a random pair of pants in the wild.
>>217354323>paintcouldn't be me
>>217354360He broke into a store and stole a jacketWhy didnt he just steal pants, too?
>>217354360He robbed a dress shop but kept the hobo pants
>>217354418they were comfy. also you guys are forgetting he's from the future where everyone wears hobo clothes
>>217354323It was to seduce Sara and save mankind
>>217354323I mean did you watch Salvation or the future war parts? What he was wearing before probably wasn't much better
>>217354360Do you ever have those moments of clarity when you stop and think about how far the nearest clean pair of pants that would fit you is, and how long it would take to get them? I've been having them more and more as I'm getting older
>>217354360Always boxes of denim under the bridge
>>217354418He was probably planning to steal the rest of the hobo's clothes before he was spotted, fleeing into the clothing store was just a lucky coincidence.It's not like he had any frame of reference for where he'd be getting dropped into, he couldn't exactly plan ahead. First guy you meet has clothes, take that shit and get after Sarah.
>>217354323its a movie
>>217354323Actually shows how committed he is to his mission.Not even kidding. Show-don't-tell type detail. Not just putting that shit on, but commandeering some other guy's pants because you're mission is literally priority one to save the human race.
This dude was living in a shoe box together with 25 other guys in the future.
>>217354323I have a huge ick just thinking about that
>>217354720>watching Salvation or any post-Cameron Terminator filmWhy would I do that to myself?
>>217354733What kind of scenario are we dealing with. I've lost my pants? Forgotten them? Pissed and or shat them? What kind of pants? What was I doing when this happened do I need to return to my previous task? So many variables.
>>217354834As a standalone movie Salvation wasn't that bad, but it's still not canon.
he could've already worn those pants in theory
A 1984 drunk hobo likely has better hygiene than a nuclear robot apocalypse survivor
>>217354323The hobo had briefs so they took the brunt of the nastiness.
>>217355489this
>>217354323My entire wardrobe has literally been stolen from incapacitated hobos. Imagine paying for clothes.
>>217355489THISThose were probably the best clothes anyone who isn't John Connor has ever worn in his timeline
>>217355489>>217355678>>217356441I highly doubt they shat, piss, vomit and jizz in their pants in the future
>>217354834the Bale terminator wasn't the worst thing ever, a good one time watch.
>>217354406Hobo pants are better than clean new store fresh trouser, trust the plan
I feel like this hobo pants meme has gone too far in a few places
>>217354323Why so many people are OCD'd by this?
>>217356574>I highly doubt they shat, piss, vomit and jizz in their pants in the futureI'd do it all the same time if I saw skynet's shit coming at me, every timeThere's a reason Reese didn't fuck until he went to the 80s
>>217354360I have never thought about this, but now you mention it. Yes it would be quite difficult
>>217354323damn, he's hot
>>217356632Hobo pants are the key to all of this, because they're a crustier item of clothing than we've had before
I dont understand this hobo meme that is being pushed by zoomers that probably shower twice a week at best.
>>217356977The reek from the hobo pants is aphrodisiac for her
>>217354406He was being chased by a security guard
